||[May. 15th, 2010|01:35 pm]
The Question Club
Did you have any friends with weird parents when you were growing up? Will you please tell me stories about them?|
I had one friend whose mom was...interesting. Whenever I would go over to her house, she would make me eat food without asking me if I liked it or wanted any. I remember, one time, she said that she wouldn't take my friend and I to the park unless I drank a shot of wheat grass juice.
Another time, my friend threw a sleepover, and her mother sat down in the living room with us and just...stared. We tried to pretend she wasn't here, but it was really awkward. And then, while we were watching a movie that had Freddie Prince, Jr. in it and squealing about how cute he was, her mother suddenly barks at her daughter, "Daughter, stop shrieking like that, you sound like an idiot! God!"
Then, at the end of the night, she brought out a sleeping bag and slept in the living room with us. Talk about a buzz kill.