Once I was a guest as a wedding, I was about 5 or 6. When everyone was eating, I went up to the stage and said into the microphone, "My dad as hair here (point to armpit) here (point to other armpit) and here (point to crotch)."
on the other hand, what are you doing tomorrow?
do you use lip primer or eyeshadow primer? what would you recommend?
Me: Because I was talking to a girl in my Journalism class and she was so pretty I felt nervous talking to her.
Friend: That doesn't make you bi.
Me: Why not?
Friend: That's like being nervous when you meet a celebrity. Now if you wanted to DO her, then that would make you bi.
Do you think what my friend says is true? I've always been under the impression that if you're nervous when talking to someone because they're so good-looking, that means you have a crush on them.
DGAF: What was the last nasty thing you tasted?
Found some pants.
How is your week going?
It happens to me a lot. Just this morning during breakfast I mentally wrote a biography for a porn star who never existed. (He really liked doing stand up comedy but ended up in porn anyway. But he always worked 3-4 minutes of standup into his movies somehow. Died of a drug overdose after doing 3 movies and part of a fourth.)
That can't possibly be normal, can it?
i'm bored of writing my essay about reagan's foreign policy so will u please tell me which world leader past or present u think is the greatest? or at least which one u find most interesting?
how much better do u think the world would be if justin bieber was supreme world leader?
Would you ever participate in one?
Would you prefer life to be a movie, a musical, or a book?
It's 8:06AM. I'm watching Hulu and I haven't slept in over 36 hours.
Will I fall asleep after Fed Ex shows up (at approximately 12PM or hopefully sooner) or will I fall asleep and miss the knock-knock-knocking, thus forcing my husband to answer the door when he desperately does not want to?
Non-srs welcomed, I think I'm gonna try to stay awake.... uggghhh.
ETA: omg I just called and they seem to have made a mistake, as my address didn't match the case # they left in the message. HUZZAH I'M NOT GETTING DEPORTED!
What would be the age of the oldest man you'd become involved with, if you were really head over heels for the person, and age didn't matter all that much to you? Where would you REALLY draw the line? Would you even draw a line at all?
The person I applied to wished me good luck, told me she was going through the applications on Friday but to keep May 22nd free.
Am I in with a chance?
I'd say at least 50%+ of the other volunteers are 50+ and not interested in doing this.
Do you praise your brother for being a good Samaritan, or lecture him for how disgusting that is?
- I'd get to see Iron-Man 2, which I know I will enjoy immensely.
- My mom will pay for my ticket.
- I have no one else to see it with, since all my friends are lame.
- Possibility of it being very crowded in the movie theater and getting bad seats (but I don't know if that will happen, since it's a weekday afternoon)
- After the movie is over, my mother will probably want to talk to me about how much she wants to have sex with Robert Downey, Jr. If I tell her she's making me uncomfortable, she'll tell me I'm just being a prude and continue talking about having sex with RDJ anyway.
How comfortable would you be if one of your parents started talking about someone they'd like to fuck?
2)Do you know how much money and at what age you plan to retire?
3)Do you even know how to determine the amount of money/age for your retirement?
I applied on Sunday. They called me back yesterday. I called back today and they told me they were going to put me into training on May 24, but I told them I wanted to give two weeks' notice at my job so they said they'd have someone else call me to train for a different position that starts training on June 7.
I'm worried because they obviously accept everyone who applies, you don't have to have any qualifications whatsoever, the training starts almost immediately and I didn't even apply for the position they want me to train for (in fact, they didn't even tell me what the position WAS) so they're obviously really desperate.
BUT the job pays a little more than my current job and would guarantee me 40 hours per week. Even though I would only make about 35 cents more per hour than I do now my paychecks would be almost twice as much! But I'm worried that since the job has such a high turnover rate that I would end up quitting after two weeks and then I would be completely out of a job.
Should I take the risk and start doing this job? Working both jobs at the same time is not an option. I've tried working two jobs before and it's always been a nightmare.
It's not telemarketing, btw.
DK/DC: Why do people always leave towels on the bed? I mean, what is it that makes a bed so attractive for putting a towel on?
okay besides money please
TCQ, what's your favorite comfort food?
I'm 22 and I LOVE living at home. I wouldn't mind living on my own, but currently makes more sense economically for me to live at home because I go to school locally. Don't judge me!
SORRY edit to add: Do you live at home with your parents.
do you like the old mariah carey?
or do you like the new mariah carey better?
is mariah carey your idol?
or is britney spears your idol?
Do you feel embarrassed if you go out somewhere unshowered, even if you don't smell? My hair looks mad greasy. :(
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Are you going to hell for any other reason? Non-srs preferred.
why did you drop your 13-year-old brother off at a burger place alone for 20 minutes?
i can't remember anything much from 2 months ago, and when i was watching "a bug's life" last night i must have blanked for 5 minutes and didn't understand what happened in the plot. am i turning into a burn-out? i feel high from last night even.
Who is your favorite companion from the newer Dr. Who serieseseses
The occasional hangerons like Mickey or Jack do not count.
anyone else try and succeed?
what did you do that worked best?
how long did you try for?
how long did it take?
Do you bury him and collect the insurance money?
Some of my sorority sisters had the idea to make Spree day shirts with biggie quotes on the back (I have no idea where this idea came from other than one of them is obsessed with biggie). Unfortunately I don't listen to biggie that much.
WHAT DO YOU DO???
i cut about six inches off of my hair yesterday. i don't really care that i did it, because i'm going to be in the hot-as-balls florida sun all summer, but i think it looks stupid. oh well.
Is TQC really fucking bored today?
If yes, will you spam this post with your favourite macros?
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FAAACE???
How sensitive is your skin,nose and eyes?
Best cheap sit-down resturant?
I only have 13 dollars. Should I coerce my boyfriend into helping me buy stuff to make flat tacos? (I kind of want to go to walmart as I haven't been in awhile. but he just wanted to go because they've got this new asian stuff he wants to try.)
What are you eating?
Do you know of a food that you think I don't know about that I should probably know about? How boggled is your head right now?
What essentials should I bring with me for that 4 hour duration? What would you bring?
- Which positive side effects, if any, have you experienced? (aside from no babies)
- And negative?
Has anyone been to rehab before? What's it like?
What do other people like best about you?
What is your biggest fear?
How many songs do you have on your iPod/music player?
If you watch ANTM, who's going to win tomorrow?
This is sobering news.....29 endangered sea turtles washed up on the shore dead.
Anybody scared of what is next? I'm sorry for posting this, but I am worried.
here is another question but please don't ignore the first. who is or was your favourite character from scooby doo? mine was always daph, i wanna be her.
why do we spend the most on health care costs?
why cant most people afford medicaid?
why do a lot of people go to medicare?
why does health insurance not cover a lot of medical stuff?
why do insurance companies charge more?
why do we live in a poor environment?
and why does America suck?
and what about the poor people?
and what about Africa and AIDS?
dk/dc: do you have any pet names your parents/other family gave you when you were younger? do they still call you that?
ETA: before my sex was known I was Cletus. Cletus the Fetus.
pecan -- PEEkan, peeKAN, PEEkahn, or peeKAHN? ... ... ETA: puhKAHN.
coupon -- KOOpahn or KYOOpahn?
lilac -- LIElack or LIElahk?
chocolate -- CHAHklit or CHAWklit, and do you say all the syllables?
Any variations that I missed?
Were you just so hungry that you didn't even care how hot it actually was or did the food look so delicious, you couldn't help yourself? What kind of food was it?
Now I follow the food pyramid and the breads I buy are whole wheat only. I have my fruits, I have my veggies, I have my occasional meats and glass of milk. My house is so much cleaner because I'm up doing my chores, and on top of that I'm easing into exercise. I go outside every day even if it's for a little bit. I don't binge or have any emotional eating issues. I only drink water and milk.
I feel so much better physically but ...I haven't lost a pound. Honestly, the only 'bad' foods I've had in a whole month are a fast food burger, two pie slices, three tiny candy bars, and three pizza slices. Which isn't even much at all compared to how I used to be, I'd eat that in the span of a day if it was available to me. I really want to lose this weight because I'm going to be going to concerts, water parks, and theme parks this summer and apart from wanting to look nice, the extra weight makes my legs hurt when I walk for hours at a time.
(I'm 180 pounds, '5"3 by the way)
Does anyone have any idea why I'm not losing any weight?
---If you DK/DC - What color are your nails ATM?---
EDIT: Thank you for all your support and answers <3 I'm going to start logging my calorie intake/physical activity to make sure I'm eating/burning enough to lose weight
Could be past or present.
do you have any names picked out already? what are they?
Favorite trashy reality show? Admit it, you watch at least one.
I'm going to the grocery store either tonight after work or tomorrow afternoon.
What healthy, delicious things should I get? Mind you, I'm on a budget and can't afford to spend A LOT on things.
What are some things that are healthy that are easy to cook?
What were you taught in school to call this?
DK/DC: what are you doing this weekend?
Can someone tell me who is being impersonated at 1:33? He looks SO familiar, who is he supposed to be?
Have you seen Beatbox Dog does Trolololo, and did you laugh your ass off like I did?
What are your favourite blogs to follow right now?
What is something that always frustrates you?
I always wanted to see a ANTM/Project Runway cross-over episode. Also, a mega-crossovver involving major 90s TV shows such as Full House and Family Matters.
Who was the last person you spoke to?
Please share skincare and haircare regimens to a clueless girl :(
Now I need to get a new tower but I don't know anything about buying one or what I should be looking for. I use the computer for storing/listening to music and images (a few movies) and that's about it offline. I don't play video games or anything like that. It needs to have windows though and I don't want to build one for myself as that sounds like a pain in the ass.
Can anyone here point me in the right direction? Any ideas of quality and reliable computers?
Where is a good place to get one from (keep in mind I live in Canada)? Where did you get your computer?
1) What is the point of "walking/running" for a cause? (as in a Breast Cancer Walk) I understand donating money, I understand gathering people and listening to speeches by survivors and such. But does the walking serve an additional purpose? Or is it just an activity that bonds people while they are raising awareness and money for their cause? If that's all it is, why isn't there a variety of activities offered? Why is it always walking or running!?
2) Do you watch The Boondocks? What is your opinion of the show? Who's your favorite, Riley or Huey? Do you abide by "homies over hoes"? Is dick-riding really okay, as long as it's Barack's?
*ETA: Was the young white girl with the blonde pony-tail only in the comics, or in the show as well? I remember her, but I'm not sure if it's from the comics or the show. (not Jasmine, but a 100% white girl)
3) If none of the 2nd questions made any sense to you, why aren't you watching The Boondocks right now on Adult Swim.com?
4) Have you ever been to Miami during 4th of July weekend? Will you tell me about your experience? Or anything you know about Miami during that time? I hear it can get wild, in fun ways and also overwhelming ways.
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My question is, why do guys do this? Is it just for their self-esteem? Do you think he'll grow out of it? Do you think he's afraid of commitment? Am I crazy to be involved with anyone like this? If you were in my situation would you just enjoy yourself too?
Have you ever had black, gritty crap come from your drain? I'm telling him to call the leasing office and get a plumber, but he's trying to see if he can fix it himself. If you had this happen, were you able to fix it yourself?
It just happens to me all the time when I'm trying to do other things (like internetting) and people will start talking to me about shit like Grand Theft Auto, asking me to watch them steal a bike or something and I'm just thinking "SHUT UP. I AM TRYING TO DO OTHER THINGS, IDC"
What are some things people seem to like talking about that you don't give a shit about?
What was the best kids show:
... on PBS?
... on Nickelodeon?
... on Disney?
We're all students and I do work but definitely not enough to be eligible for this place.
This is a stupid question so...
what's the last thing you did that you were proud of?
Am I going to fail? y/y?
If you are studying, what do you study? And how easy do you find your assessments?
Do you name your stuff?
Have you ever been to France? If you have, will you describe your experience?
Have you ever been to New Orleans?
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there are three dresses and two skirts, and dresses 2 and 3 come with the belts
what is your absolute favorite article of clothing? bonus points for pictures
What's your favourite flavour of Jolly Rancher?
DC: What kind of watch do you have?
Brand and the type (Analog/Digital/etc)
what do you think of dave? (i dislike him)
are you scared? (yes)
do you care? (you have to)
are you slightly hopeful due to clegglet's influence? (of course)
do you like my babytalkifying of politician's names? (no)
What are some cute kitty names?
My mom expects me to eat it, and I'm not against eating it. BUT I don't like to eat it by itself, and I rarely eat that stuff.
What can I mix into my cottage cheese to make it more appealing?
Which fast food places/restaurants are considered palatable by your standards?
-Is 250 GB a good amount of space for a computer hard drive to have?
I'm looking for a new laptop to buy myself, and I want a mac of some sort, but I neeeed assistance to make sure I buy something worth the $. What would YOU recommend?
-Do you prefer Mac or PC?
What's the coldest picnic you've ever had?
How cold is too cold for a picnic?
Now I'm so giddy and nervous and excited that I can't go to sleep, but I need to go to bed NOW because I have to be up at 6AM tomorrow.
Any tips for getting to sleep?
Want to tell me about your current crush? Celebrity crushes are OK, but IRL crushes are cuter.
Seriously, are Brody, Justin Bobby and Spencer the only guys these girls know, besides Ryan Cabrera?
Also, why do you hate Spencer Pratt?
Who's gonna be first in line to get their genetics test from Walgreen's?
idc where it is or when it is or how it is just do it
1. chinese food
2. indian food
3. pizza (obviously pizza, but what kind/toppings/etc)
If you don't know, what was the scariest movie you have ever seen?
ETA: And where are you?
Do you want to hang out when I come visit in June? If not, what should I do while I'm there to prove to myself that Sydney is, indeed, as fun as Melbourne?
I will ask a Sydney-community but the responses I get from here will be more fun, so.
I need some good, awesome quotes.... perhaps you feel like posting some? Please?! =D
If not, when do you usually go to bed?
Really thinking of Tchaikovsky's Waltz of the Flowers but worried that's a bit hard.
Will you recommend a book for me to read?
Right now I am reading Devil's Valley by Andre Brink. It's really excellent.
DK/DC: Do you walk around barefoot outside in the summer?
DO YOU SURVIVE?
If you had time to run in and snatch some things from a convenience store, what would you grab?
also should i buy a toaster when i move into my new apartment next week?
What things would you grow to like about your new life?
What things about 1925 would you hate and never ever be able to get used to?
Ignoring the possible changes it would cause to the natural time line, would you tell the new people you live with anything about the future, or would you act as if you were in your natural time?
Drink coffee, energy drinks, caffeine pills, etc?
I'm usually up all night anyway, but of course tonight when I need to stay up and finish this brief I am extremely tired. I took two NoDoz pills and I'm drinking some coffee now. I hate coffee with a passion. I am STILL effin' tired. Any suggestions? Will a cold shower wake me up?