||[May. 2nd, 2010|04:28 pm]
The Question Club
You find a wallet on the street. Upon inspection, you find that it's filled with $3,000 in hundred dollar bills. You probe through the rest of the contents. You find the driver's license (with his home address), which shows the face of what looks like a major douchebag, which frosted tips and a 'yeah, I'm hot and you wanna do me' smirk. There's also a picture of him posing with a little boy which looks like his son. The kid has to be around 5, and both father and son are both wearing matching Jersey Shore-esque muscle shirts, and both have similar frosted spiked hairstyles and the guy again has that 'I'm so effin hot and so is my son' smirk. In addition to all this, there's 3 condoms, a few different business cards with the guy's name on them, among them Hollywood producer and another that says Girls Gone Wild talent scout, plus a phone number hastily scribbled on the back of a card that says 'parole officer'. His credit card is a Visa and bears the face of Steven Segal, showing that the owner of the card is obviously a big fan. And finally, imprinted on the wallet face itself (pressed into the leather) are the words 'THE STUD'.|
What do you do with the wallet?