|Ramblings and questions
||[Apr. 6th, 2010|12:40 pm]
The Question Club
1)Does your grocery store have a dents/discontinued/overstock rack? |
2)Do you buy stuff off it?
3)What does it usually have? Mine has a lot of vitamins, hairdye, and toothbrushes.
4)Does most tooth-whitening stuff taste like ass? I have toothpaste a notch higher than "blech I'm not buying this again" and toothpolish stuff that's a hair below "oh god I can't have this in my mouth." Do the trays or strips or whatever have that nasty taste?
On zits, specifically large squishy-looking whiteheads:
5)Am I the only person who pops zits instead of covering them or leaving them alone?
6)DO THEY NOT REALISE THEY HAVE A GLOB OF INFECTION UNDER THEIR FACE?
7)^ this is probably mean of me to think, even if I think it in a "oh god no-one told you" way, not a "oh god you're gross" way. How can I think something less mean?
8)Is "Don't pop it because you'll 100% of the time get a scar forever and ever" a conspiracy on the part of teen magazines, since some of their main advertising clients are zit-covering makeups? (This seems like serious hyperbole to me. I'm sure it's very possible to get a scar, but I've never gotten one)
My brother is doing a charity drive for the Special Olympics. If enough people donate, he'll jump into the campus lake.
9) Just based on his stupid haircut and smarmy look alone, would you like to see him jump in a lake?
10) How could he make that haircut look worse? I'm pretty sure he said it was douchetastic on purpose, but he is at least opposed to the popped-collar fratboy look. (He's actually an extremely nice guy)
11) This lake is full of goose poop, algae, garbage, and miscellaneous dead things (fish, turtle, drowned raccoon, occasional student). Would *you* swim in it, even for a good cause?
12) Ever since he's been rocking the douche look, he's had girls checking him out. He was walking past two girls on the lawn by his dorm and heard "He's hot." "I'd do him." -- he was pretty O: D: flabbergasted at that. Why do girls find him attractive?
Edit: Trimmed. I suppose I didn't realise how verbose I was being, trying to give backstory or explain the background to the questions.