Oh please tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?
Have you ever taken the GRE/Graduate Records Examination, and if so will you tell me about it?
What'd you score on the last standardized test you took?
Have you read Stephen King's The Talisman or its sequel, Black House? What did you think of the concept of "flipping" between worlds?
What do you think of the idea of dying: closing your eyes in one world and opening them in another?
What is the last really stupid common sense thing that you've done?
I have a habit of after I put my retainer in I bite my teeth together to make sure it's on properly. Well, just as I was biting down I apparently decided to stick my thumb in my mouth and as a result bit my thumb very hard. :facepalm:
I'm making a mix CD for my boyfriend who lives in another country. Do you know any good songs about long distance relationship or love in general(but not too cheezy)?
How do you edit comments?
Do you have to have a paid account?
Can drugs make you a better person?
I lost the add-on to Rollercoaster Tycoon so I bought a new copy. And promptly lost it.
Where is it, TQC?
(Must be somewhere in my bedroom - I'm bedbound and all my stuff stays in here.)
Is it okay to get angry at your SO for something they did in your dreams?
Is it okay to respond in some way (minor physical abuse, general grouchiness) to that dream?
Is it okay to hire a hooker because god told you to in a dream?
What if god told you that it would save the world's lepers?
Are you drawn to images of middle-aged black men reading the newspaper, and then staring at a bowl of jelly beans incredulously?
Are you petty? Will you share stories about your pettiness with me?
I made cupcakes for my boyfriend today because we were supposed to see each other tonight. Instead of calling or texting me and telling me he was ditching I waited 2 1/2 hours until he finally texted me to tell me he was hanging out with a friend instead. So I'm giving all of the cupcakes to my parents instead.
Who is the creepiest person in TQC?
did you have any fun drama tonight?
i had some pretty good shit but i can't seem to even get it short enough for tqc to enjoy. basically, an ex-stripper judged a guy JUST because he had chin-length hair... ps: you look like a stereotypical stripper.
what kind of idiot nonsense made you laugh tonight?
Have you ever lost your sex drive?
-if so, for how long?
-also, what caused it to come back?
So I hear some crazy growling and heavy breathing outside my house, occasionally pushing at my door, and it's only one voice so I don't think anything's fighting. Animal with rabies, or zombie trying to get in?
Do you like Tim Burton's stuff?
Who are some producers and/or directors that people seem to really like but you don't find yourself into?
Why are people from Canadia so mean?
Why are gay people so mean?
It's my sister's birthday tomorrow.
> I won't be seeing her because I live in a different city.
> She's turning 21 (but we live in Ontario so she's been -legally- allowed to drink for a couple years already).
> I'm pretty much dirt poor while she lives with our parents and works full-time.
What do I dooooo?
Has anyone ever stopped talking to you due to religious reasons?
One ex friend (Ex-FWB also) of mine stopped talking to me after 8 months of knowing each other. I confided in him and told him that I was researching Agnosticism. This Agnosticism thing is fairly recent and new to me so it has not always been there. He was saying that I needed help asap and that I was gonna go to hell and he doesn't want me in his life because he want to go to heaven. I guess he forgot the part where I mentioned that some Agnostics do believe in a higher being. He also said that if God doesn't want me in his life, then he will stop talking to me. This was an overnight thing. It literally happened in like a week. He was never this religious before. But I still consider him a friend even though he shut me out completely and I was trying to talk to him over FB but he was replies with things like I'm not trustworthy and he can see the "real" me, whatever that is. I'm just wondering if trying to revive the friendship is going to work.
Do you use solid, soft (or conditioning) solid, gel, or spray deodorant?
Do you use a certain scent? If so, what?
Apparently I am crazy for only liking Secret's soft solid deodorants. I don't really care which scent (although I do tend to get the botanical one if its an option), but its pissing me off because it seems the stores are carrying fewer and fewer of the soft solids and switching entirely to the gels or the solids, and I hate both. They seem to be migrating the soft solids only to their special gimmicky deodorants, like that Secret Smooth Effects one. It annoys me that I have to pay a couple dollars extra when all I want is the plain deodorant in soft form.
I obviously overthink my deodorant far too much.
Will you tell me about something horrible that happened to you at work?
How good are you at job interviews?
I need some inspiration.
I've abused alcohol with the best of them, no addiction issues. Recreational stuff in the day, no addiction issues (cant say the same for friends). Cigarettes, off and on for 15 years, but can quit cold turkey on a dime (just did 2 months ago without thinking twice).
Food - I need a 12 step program.
So as I embark on a diet, I need some motivation.
What is the most amount of weight you've ever lost? How did you do so?
What happened to the chick that asked us if we thought her man joined the mile high club? I looked for the OP and couldn't find it but the gist is her man is a flight attendant and there was condoms in his luggage that they never used.
So you're a flight attendant and there's condoms in your luggage that you and your SO don't use. S/he discovers them and confronts you, you're in a... creative mood. What elaborate excuse would you have come up with? Nonsrs answers are strongly encouraged.
DK/DC: Did you know there was a tqc spinoff called tqc_boobs? :O Why haven't you posted pics of your titties?!
I'm probably hella late, but just found it and lol'd. I wholeheartedly intend on posting.
You're insatiable and still dgaf: Would you date Frank The Entertainer? Who do you think will win this season of In A Basement Affair? What about the next one?
Hell yeah, I'd date Frank! 30-something in his parent's basement. An in-law that'd make me want to kamikazee at my own wedding. That thing on his forehead?! How could I resist? Also, I was gunning for Renee and Annie but they both got eliminated. I expect New York to pull a OMG I SHOOD HAVE PICKED U! and take next season.
I have a friend who is visiting from the UK and he always adds U's to words where they aren't needed, such as color (he writes "colour"). I keep telling him it's incorrect English but he doesn't listen.
What can I do to make him write like a normal human being?
ETA: He also writes "Centre"
What are your thoughts on fake boobs?
do you think there is a time in your life to stop shopping at the juniors department? what age do you think that should be?
what are you favorite stores?
i'm thinking about getting a netbook. is this a good idea?
i got a bike yesterday. it's a road bike. it's like a silver/grey, though i think i'm going to have my friend take it apart so i can spray paint it purple. it has purple and white handlebar tape. wheels are ugly as hell but i can't do anything about that.
the question is, what should i name it? i've been knockin' about Johnny, after Johnny Weir, because it's going to be fabulous in the end, Raj and Spencer.
You're given the opportunity to destroy the internet. This lasts forever.
Do you destroy the internet?
ETA: Notice how suburbanitespy deletes every single one of his comments.
You and a bunch of friends (including your boyfriend of 4 years) went to a gay dance club. You get separated and then you find your boyfriend dancing shirtless with a gay man. How do you feel?
Have you ever worked a job just for the perks? If so, where did you work and what were the perks?
I've found that I like several songs written by Bob Dylan but recorded by someone else. What's your favorite song recorded by Bob Dylan? What's your favorite song written by him but recorded by someone else?
I'm going to a concert tonight that starts at 7pm. It's about an hour away from home and I absolutely need to by home by 11:30. Is this insane or is it doable?
Have you seen Red Dragon? What did you think about it? The ending?
Manhunter, Silence of the Lambs, or Red Dragon? (there is only one correct answer)
Say a close friend is going through an especially hard time. Maybe they're withdrawing from a medication/drugs. Maybe their father just died. Maybe they just lost their job/house. In any event, their life objectively sucks at the moment.
Does this mean you'll "put up" with more from them than you usually would?
Will you take more abuse?
You're playing a game with some friends and things get kinda rowdy. Ears were pierced, toilet water was drank, people got naked, etc. At one point, someone had to conduct the rest of the game in a covered dog crate. This person was heavily intoxicated, and the other people playing the game were also very intoxicated. Someone decided to lock the person in the crate and go smoke a cigarette with the rest of everyone. The person in the dog crate, for whatever reason, panicked and broke the dog crate to get out. The person then proceeded to get very angry and yell at everyone who locked them in the crate. edit what is the person who was locked in the crate started throwing beer bottles at people, hitting them and spilling beer all over the place?
Who should apologize?
Who should pay for the dog crate?
How can you fix a broken dog crate
help please, tqc:
there are 5 people moving into a 4 bedroom house, and two of the people are married, and thus will be sharing a room.
the rent for the house (not including anything other than the rent) is $700 per week.
the couple wish to have the rent split 4 ways (i.e. $175 per week for the three single people and $175 for the couple).
do you think that this is fair?
or do you think the rent should be split 5 ways at $140 per person, regardless of room sharing?
(the utilities and internet bills will be split 5 ways, and are separate.)
ETA my husband and I are the couple, and it has been mutually decided that we will pay 1.5 shares, which is $210 per week. drama solved!
What is it about having something new that excites everyone so much?
What's the last thing you bought that excited you?
I got a 16 G purple ipod nano and I feel positively giddy.
An interesting question was brought up in another community.
So, let's say your child was investing a bunch of their money (thousands of dollars) into something. You're pretty sure that it's a scam. Do you warn them?
IF YES, why? Because if the question was changed to them being cheated on, being misinformed about their child's paternity, etc., would your answer change and why/why not?
how nerdy is it that the only reason i want a pair of simple, black flats is because they remind me of the shoes Cinderella had in the Disney version?
i seriously wanted her work dress/shoes.
where should i go to get cheap flats? i just need like a few solid colors to go with outfits this summer.
BONUS QUESTION: liiike, i wonder what happened to the Oneders?
For those of you who've seen shows like American Idol, have there been times when you think a contestant is pretty good, but the judges flame the living hell out of them?
What about off American Idol?
I remembered loving Emmy Rossum in the Phantom of the Opera movie, but all these singing critics flamed the hell out of her and said she was a terrible singer.
I'm looking for a pair of straight or skinny jeans, but I'm a pretty curvy girl. Normally I buy cheap flared/bootcut jeans with a slightly higher waist and more 'womanly' fit (at thrift stores or discount stores), and then take them in. However, I don't have a sewing machine right now.
Where can I find good skinny/straight-legged jeans for a womanly figure (size 8 if it matters), at a good price? I've checked TJ Maxx. I have some straight-legged Levi's that fit, but there's not a store near here, nor a Macy's. I don't know where else to buy them. I live in Cedar Rapids, Iowa if it matters, near Iowa City.
How different do you think the world would be if our behaviour and social structure more closely resembled the bonobo than the chimpanzee?
Where online do you like to order your undies?
Other than Victoria's Secret (I shop there, but they don't have anything I like right now).
What antivirus are you using? I'm thinking of purchasing a anti-virus software but I don't know which one. Recommend me something? Is Kaspersky good?
What are some of your parents' bad habits that you find annoying?
I just found out that the reason why we always have soft drinks in the fridge is because my mom thinks orange/strawberry/grape soda...have actual fruit in them, like juice! She played the whole "O rly, I don't know. It's in english, I don't speak it well" when I told her otherwise. She's been drinking soda since she was a kid, it's just a habit. But now she's older and diabetic, it's a problem. Ironically, growing up... I never really drink soda even though it's always in the fridge.
Does anyone know anything about the GRE and whether it's difficult or not?
Did you do the SAT's? And how did you do?
For those of you who are religious, what's your favorite chapter of the Bible? I have to do a memorized Bible verse for my American Public Discourse class, and I'm totally stumped as to which would be pretty easy and still sort of meaningful.
So peeps, I have this 'thing' with folders. You know, lever folders & the smaller 2-3 ring binders. I love them & I don't know why. Thing is, I don't do anything with them! They're useless as I don't print anything out anymore but yet I can't throw them away. I'm moving soon & have about 10 of them that I need to throw out but just can't bring myself to do it. Fucking ridiculous!
Have you ever had the same hoarder 'thing' with a particular object?
Did you ever manage to overcome it? If so, how?
Do you think men with small penises have a higher suicide rate?
Would the government give me a lot of money to study this issue?
I have 4 boneless skinless chicken breasts to use tonight.
What do you suggest I make with it?
what's for dinner at your house tonight?
Does anyone here use apps/programs that 'time out' when you spend too much time on a certain website? Do they actually work or do they become a big pain in the arse?
Instead of studying I seem to be hanging out on Facebook/Twitter too much :'( Typically one of my current assignments involves assessing a digital preservation project so killing the internet connection is not an option.
Yes, I am a weak person.....
As someone who wants to start using the gym, how do you MAKE yourself go when all you want to do is anything but? I even have a free gym to use at school!
My upstairs neighbors and I (and my roommate) all share a garbage account. The account is in my roommate's name. It's $40 every other month. The people upstairs are supposed to give us $20 every other month. They ALWAYS pay late (up to a week or two). Well this time, I asked them for the money a week from when I asked them. Two weeks went by. I asked them last Wednesday if they could get it to me by Friday, as they'd had PLENTY of notice. Friday, I ask them if they have my money. They say no and that they'll give me the next 4 month's worth (which will be $60 including this last bill) by the 17th of March.
Am I ever going to get my money? The wife said the husband's been having job problems, but I'm not exactly in the best financial shape either, yet I STILL PAID THE BILL.
My socially-awkward, manner-less, rude ex-stepfather's birthday is today. There is a long history of negativity between him and my mom, but most recently, he failed to acknowledge my birthday for the first time in 23 years.
I can't decide... Do I call him to say happy birthday?
I'm not the type to not call just because he didn't call me on my birthday, but in light of some of his recent behavior in the last year or so, I am a bit disappointed in him and I'm not really sure what to say other than "happy birthday" and he's going to want to talk a lot longer than that. It just makes me more anxious than I think I want to deal with.
What's your Oscar pool look like, TQC? From what you've seen so far of the red carpet, whose outfits do you love? Whose do you hate?
DK/DC - You have 100 bucks (broken into however many smaller bills/coins you need) in your pocket and are standing in front of a slot machine. You have to play at least once. How much of that 100 do you bet?
Who's your favorite actress? Favorite actor? Why do you like them?
Will you give me a list of your favorite work out songs?
I need to get pumped for the gym and my work out.
If you were to pick up your phone right now and call a friend who lives in your same city/town, how many numbers would you have to dial? (assume that you do not have speed dial and must manually punch in all the numbers yourself)
What do you do when someone you love is being a jerk to you and they refuse to acknowledge it and they make YOU look like the bad guy? I'm really upset and I need some cheering up, can you share something funny with me?
So...a young lady says to me:"You'd better keep your hands to yourself!"
Why do you think she'd say that?
ha ha ...its not what you're thinking....
i reached into her sweater pocket to (playfully) filch her cigarettes....ha ha
What do you do when you just want to get out of the house on a Sunday night, but don't have a lot of cash and nobody can hang out with you?
How old were you when you got your drivers license? What kind of car do you drive? Any accidents or major traffic violations on your record?
ETA: Do you lease, own, or finance your car? Did you need a co-signer?
My favorite movie theater is showing the Oscars for $10. I think it may be pretty fun, and since my cable provider sucks cock and pulled ABC, I can't follow the broadcast. SHOULD I GO? It's more money than I wanted to spend, but eh.
when a cat meows at you, do you meow back at it?
Will you recommend me some good horror movies?
How about some horror movies that are good because they're hilariously bad?
I like a lot of the afterdark horrorfest movies and dimension extreme movies.
When you move into a new place, what are some of your personal essentials that must go up/get unpacked first?
ETA: I mean to make the place feel like "home"; not toilet paper or utensils.
If Cablevision pulled ABC7, then how the fuck am I supposed to watch the Oscars?
For all the trekkies on TQC (if there are any):
Why is Wesley allowed to be promoted to ensign when he hasn't even graduated from Starfleet Academy yet? I know he's smart enough and fully capable to helm the Enterprise, but if even someone as brilliant as Data had to go through four years of schooling just so he could be an ensign for 12 years..... it's not really fair for Wesley to be ensign within three years of being aboard the Enterprise.
1.) Do you love the movie "Shallow Hal" as much as I do? Its just so lovely. :)
2.) I just started my period today, le sigh. What should I do to pamper myself? :)
3.) What is the worst thing that has happened to you since the beginning of the year? The best?
I live in Pennsylvania and over the last month or so, I have noticed a whole lot of cars with Florida plates. What are they up to? Are the pythons chasing them north?
Have you ever rented a room by the hour?
Was it completely disgusting?
If not, what is your oddest/worst experience renting a room?
1. Who is your favorite TQC member?
2. Cheeto lovers, have you tried the Crunchy Cheddar Jalapeno variety? If so, how was it?
3. What's your favorite kind of chip?
There's this quote I once heard. I want to say it was from a film critic, to a movie director. It went sometihng like "I will not always be fat, but you will always have directed this movie." This is a horrible summary of the quote, but I can't find it anywhere. Any ideas who said it and what it was?
I'm a hormonal teenage girl, and my acne is not joking right now. I've been to two dermatologists and both are pretty much LET ME WRITE SOME PRESCRIPTIONS AND GET YOU OUT OF THE WAY. I've tried Proactiv, Differin, Tazorac, and i'm currently taking Minocycline orally and using Epiduo every night. I've used prescription medicine for the last 4 years of my life, and I take better care of my skin than most people but i've got some crater face action going on. It isn't the occasional period pimple, it's inflammation and bad texture and everything else. I eat well, i'm in good shape, and of course i'm stressed but... honestly, who isnt?! Should I just stop using everything and let my skin breathe for a couple months before trying something new? Whats your cure for acne?
Have you ever had a friend just completely disappear with no explanation? And I don't mean that you heard they went missing but that you lost touch with them and you cannot find them at all..
A friend of mine from college has just completely disappeared. The last time I saw him was June of 2006 and shortly after, his phone stopped working. It would ring for a while then just hang up. I can't find him on any social networking sites and nothing even comes up if I google his name. Its very weird.
Also, if you don't care..After you bake do you put those baked goods in the fridge or leave them out? (Cookies, cake) My fiance is of the mind you put them into the fridge but Im not a big fan of cold cookies.
A friend of mine was recently diagnosed with diabetes and we've been invited to a gathering of sorts, and I've been charged with baking something to take. Does anyone have any awesome cake/slice/muffin/biscuit/cookie/etc. recipes suitable for diabetics that they'd like to share? I've been googling but I'd like to find recipes that people have experience with.
Urgh, I have two classical music pieces running through my tired brain and I can't remember who wrote them for the life of me.
They're both Russian afaik and at least one of them starts out with a piano- the composer hated preforming it because it was used as propaganda for the Soviet powers that be and was associated with Stalin and his revolution. It's really freaking famous- and I think it's in D minor?
As for the other piece, well, unless I can type out the bloody tune I don't think I'm going to be in much luck but it is another well known Russian piece that is very um... military? in style. Very dramatic and heavy and sweeping.
Can any one point me in the direction of possible matches?
I'm not holding my breath here, but if I can put a name to this brain worm I might be able to stave off the crazy for a bit longer.
Ugh, vague question is really fucking vague.
wednesday, i am going on my first ever roadtrip with my best friend. it's about 20 hours away and we're driving straight through.
what snacks should i bring along for the drive?
i don't care at all about them being healthy, and mostly i want stuff to munch on that'll help keep me awake between midnight and 7 am. we'll eat real meals along the way, too. what do you suggest, tqc?
I AM SO SO SO SICK of feeling like I'm not good enough.
I recently got my heart broken, and I feel so empty.
HOW do I get through this?! HELP.
Are you going to stick it out with me through the spotlight or are you done with this place for the next few weeks?
For those of you who were not here for the first one, what are you expecting it to be like?
Do you think that wanting to have kids of only one gender is sexist?
The post about wanting kids reminded me about an argument I got into a while back. I was talking to someone about kids & commented that if I had them, I'd only want to have boys. Well didn't that set them off? When I couldn't give them a real answer to why I only wanted boys apart from "well, I just do" they decided that I was a "pathetic women... a misogynist who was doing my gender no favours" & now won't talk to me, lol.
Is Kristen Stewart on something? Because I was expecting vapidness and monotone, but not shaking.
Not watching the Oscars -- would you tell me about any zany professors or teachers you've had?
For those of you who are lactose intolerant:
My brother made dinner tonight and I only realized after eating that it was a cream based soup. I thought I might be ok since it was cooked and all, but that is definitely not the case! What can I do after the fact to make my gastrointestinal tract stop hating me?
DK/DC - What are you allergic to?
If you send someone a text message asking a question and you know they have their phone on them, how long without receiving a response would it take before you start to get annoyed?
[Edit: I'm surprised that some of you would wait days! You're much more patient than I am, I would expect a reply within minutes, since I always answer texts as soon as I read them.]
i am recently single and last night i made out with a girl at a party. i know nothing about her besides her name and who she is friends with. would it be creepy of me to add her on facebook?
srs and non-srs answers acceptable.
which home alone movie is your favorite?
have you seen shutter island? what'd you think? no spoilers please as i am going to see it tonight.
Is raspberry swirl really all it takes?
How do you become a member of the academy?
Firefox mozilla problem: I have version 3.6 but youtube still says I need to upgrade! What gives? How do I solve this, should I uninstall firefox and reinstall again?
Tell me about the last date you went on?
I met him from the interwebs -- he's quite a bit older than me and has a hot accent. He seems to be out of my league (other than the age thing) -- he's been the lead animator for a bunch of video games and commercials, has published a book, and has acted in a few (minor, foreign) films. We met at the Barnes and Noble cafe and drank tea. Then we took a walk and got fancy schmancy cupcakes. I'm going to see him again on Wednesday.
Do you have asthma?
What do you take/do to control your attacks?
If you use an inhaler, does it make your head foggy/lightheaded? Heart beat fast?
If you're watching the oscars whose dress did you really like/dislike?
My boyfriend is really dismissive about the oscars and my interest in celebrities which admittedly is stupid, but it's really getting on my nerves. How do I bring it up without making a big deal but also tell him to stfu and deal with it?
Also what does your s/o do that irritates you?
For those of you in relationships, does your facebook say who you're dating?
Do your friends immediately change their status to "single" after a fight?
Do you think this is a way to get everyone they know to ask them what happened or...what's the fucking point?
I work at a preschool, so tomorrow starts my week. However, I am super tired, been having migraines all weekend, and would really love to start spring cleaning. I have 40 hrs of vaca time and 4 sick days. Should I call off and take a day to myself? I feel sort of guilty for even thinking about it. But, everyone needs a day, right?
Why was there a shot of Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner in New Moon during the horror tribute just now on the Oscars? Is Twilight a horror series and I just didn't know?
Is there a movie you want to win best picture?
I just hope that Avatar doesn't win.
What is something you know or know how to do that not many others know?
WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT BITCH THAT INTERUPPTED THE GUY THAT BEAT CRYING CHINESE CHILDREN?
TQC, I'm in a foul, rotten mood. How do you make yourself feel better/calm down when you want to punch everyone in the face?
And while I'm irritated, why is the comment notification always so damn buggy?
If a guy doesn't have any hair under his chin by age 19, does that mean he's just not going to?
What's the absolute last age to hit beard-puberty at? (yes I did call it beard-puberty)
I got into a fight with a guy I'm seeing, and yesterday he said he forgave me, and today he texted "Oh well some of my friends think I should stay and others think I shouldn't but idk" and also said "I'll be around on Tuesday if you want to see me". I just feel like it's very conditional and that if he was really over it, he wouldn't have sent that second text. TQC, can you help me figure this guy out?
DK/DC: Will you please leave me a funny macro?
So my supervisor let me know that I received the placement I applied for for next year, & I'm going to be working with my best friend & other close friends of mine.
I AM SO EXCITED!!
The only problem? I can't tell anyone yet since it hasn't been formally announced. I know where everyone's going to be working & I just wanna jump for joy & be the bearer of the news but i can't =[
So, TQC, how good are you at keeping secrets? What's the last thing you weren't supposed to tell? Did you?
the way I feel when I'm with you!
Inspired by watching Dirty Dancing instead of the Oscars:
1) What is the cheesiest thing anyone has ever said to you in all seriousness? Extra points if it was intended to be romantic.
2) Favorite Patrick Swayze movie?
You put an ad on Craigslist one morning stating that you are interested in adopting a dog, any dog, who needs a home.
You get an e-mail later that evening demanding that you adopt the sender's 7-week-old boxer, who threatens to take the dog to the vet to be put down if you decline. 35 minutes later, the sender e-mails you again in all caps, again demanding you take the dog, or they will shoot the dog in their backyard at midnight.
They want $500 -- their "adoption fee" -- and after offering to take in the dog for free or for a $100 adoption fee, the sender UPS the "adoption fee" to $600. You can't help drawing parallels between this situation and Save Toby/Save Fuzzy.
You get the person to sign on Yahoo! Instant Messenger, and convince them to let you take the puppy for $300. They tell you that you have until midnight to give them at least $100 as a "deposit."
You really believe this person is serious, and you don't want this poor boxer puppy to die. You're afraid if you do, you're only encouraging the behavior and this person will keep doing this to others and possibly kill more puppies -- and besides that, you really can't afford the $300 right now (though you could probably beg your relatives and some friends to chip in), but you can scrape together $100, at least to save the puppy for tonight.
You've called everyone you know with applicable knowledge and exhausted your online resources -- there is no law that prohibits this behavior, beyond reporting the person for extortion (and that's a really big stretch).
WTF do you do? Is this something for which you can call law enforcement? Is there anyone you can call on a Sunday evening to do something about this?
"You can't afford the $300 right now" =/= "I cannot afford anything ever including a dog OMG I am so poor." I don't happen to have $300 to spare right this very second -- not that it is of your concern.
Favorite Spanish language song?
right now mine's Devendra Banhart "Carmensita."
How do I console myself now that I am pretty sure my first and only car has passed onto a better world?
Hookers and Blow have already been tried. :'(
Also- do you have any fond memories of your first car?
What are you very interested in, but will never actually try for yourself?
I have a $2 off coupon for a Burts Beewax item. It's for non-lip products. What should I get/what do you recommend?
What is on your mind right now?
What are some upbeat, good movie soundtracks? (I want to work out to them.)
Or what are some really good sountracks in general?
My ear hasn't popped in 2 1/2 weeks, what's a sure fire way to get it to hurry up?
What's the last major thing you did?
Are you currently on any medication? If so, what is it and what is it for?
I burned my finger rather badly today on an iron. The only relief I get is from holding a bag of frozen food - I've been switching up between 1/2 bag of stir fry vegetables and a bag of peaches. Will either of these bags still be good to eat? They've been frozen and partially thawed several times.
Anything else I can do for the pain? I took Ibuprofen and sprayed some aloe burn stuff on it but so far the only thing to help is the cold things - my fingers become completely numb very easily when they touch cold, but as soon as the feeling comes back so does the horrible horrible pain. I'm wondering how I'll be able to sleep....
You couldn't change it to ask a question?
Who was the guy that made a speech at the oscars a while back, who was talking about shit like "People with occupations have articles that help them complete their occupations, and we acknowledge them as such.." blah blah? When the camera flashed to Nicole Kidman, she had a "WTF" face on. It was priceless. Does anyone have a video of this epic moment?
do you like Bollywood movies?
what's your favorite?
what's your favorite song from a Bollywood movie?
i love the movie Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge and i looove "Bachna Ae Haseeno" it cracks me the fuck up.
I just took a long, very hot bath. I guess I was in there for about half an hour before I started feeling really nauseated. I got out and drank a bunch of water, thinking I was dehydrated, but I don't feel any better. Now I'm getting one of my atypical migraines. TQC, any idea what's going on with me? Has anyone else ever suddenly felt bad while taking a bath? Do you think I'm just dehydrated?
I hurt my head a few hours ago and the pain still lingers, how do I make the pain go away? Am I going to die in my sleep of random brain trauma?
Where is your favorite place to go with friends?
Does anyone else but me really hate their birthday?
what's something you'd like to do in your life? something that you might've dreamt about when you were younger, or just something you haven't gotten around to yet.
I'd like to volunteer in third world countries. I've built houses in Cambodia, but I definitely want to do more. I'd also like to learn Italian and visit my 'relatives' that I've never met before.
What is your favorite RnB song?
Currently mine is J Holiday - "Bed"
Do you ride a bike often? If so:
Do you wear a helmet?
Can you post a picture of your bike?
Do you have any suggestions for a new bike rider?
Do you like Björk?
SHIT! Why didn't I study for my test yet? CRAP.