|Random hypothetical cause I'm bored
||[Feb. 14th, 2010|07:31 pm]
The Question Club
You have to go out of town for the weekend with little advance warning. In this scenario, you have a couple cats/dogs that need to be cared for. Your friends and family are all busy and can't help, and it turns out your neighbor overhears and says that he'd be happy to do it, free of charge. You agree and you're off. When you return a couple days later, you find your home empty. Your pets haven't been fed in 2 days. Your fridge/pantry have been rifled through, and your favorite foods are missing. All the toilet paper is gone. There's a Pay-Per-View movie on tv and it looks like a porn. There's chocolaty fingerprints all over your computer, as well as the computer screen. You're obviously really pissed. You're going to do something about it in the morning, when you discover that your neighbor logged into Facebook on your computer and he's still logged in. You can mess around with his FB. What do you do?
Nothing. It's immoral to fuck around with his personal business
Delete his account
Write a status update in his FB on how, after watching Sparticus on tv, he realizes that he's always been attracted to men, sexually, and been too afraid to admit it
Cruise through his friend's list and message every person with kids. The message will be from him and he'll be talking about how attractive he thinks their kids are, and if they'd like to have a babysitter sometime, if 'you know what I mean (wink wink)'
Join as many bestiality sites as possible. Then make an update 'I'm drunk. Do any of you know of any 24 hour petting zoos with minimal security?'
Write a status update 'I have a really small penis. I act like I'm normal, but damn, I'm hung like a puppy. Whew. It feels so good to get that off my chest'
Start chatting with friends of his who are online. Mention it as some point to each of them that 'you've secretly been attracted to you for years and have only been pretending to be your friend so that I can get you in the sack someday'
Write an angry status in his FB, mentioning how inconsiderate he was for eating all your food, using all your TP and messing up your computer
Write a status 'it's not cheating if the boy's underage, right?'
Write a status 'Sarah Palin might be the smartest person in the world. I hope I can wait til 2012 when she uses her colossal brainmeats to fix this country'