Have you ever been to Disney World?
Do you know what these two things have in common (and yes, Dame Judi Dench is an acceptable answer)??
Do you wear it like that often or do you straighten it/curl it/relax it/etc.?
Speaking of, if you have/have had casual sexual encounters (one night stands, booty calls, fuck buddies, whatever), do you keep it on the d/l or feel comfortable mentioning that you engage in casual sex?
I don't think twice about offhandedly telling my friends when I do such things, if they happen to ask what I've been up to (or it's an especially funny story, haha), but this seems to be unusual? idk.
How do you feel about girls with mohawks?
I have one, and love girlhawks fervently.
Have you seen the movie Triangle?
Were you as mindfucked as I am right now?
COULD SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT I JUST S
A cute top at Esprit: good idea, or terribly passé as well as brutally expensive?
Are you offended that "boyfriend jean" or "boyfriend cut" has passed into the fashion vocabulary as a term of art indicating a specific cut of women's trouser? If I told you that there are "boyfriend cut" jeans available for the kiddie set (5-7), would you be offended or find it inappropriate?
how do you deal with it?
what are some good pick me up things I can do for him? hes 18 and loves all things tech.
Other than eating toast and drinking water, what can I do to make sure I don't feel totally awful in the morning?
How do you say it?
(well they chose to take me in.. )
AM i allowed to have a good life?
Can i enjoy my life without feeling guilty
What do you like to do on a long weekend?
This god forsaken commercial plays CONSTANTLY where I live. All the time, almost hourly on various stations, I cannot get away from it... You must watch the entire thing beginning to end to get the full effect.
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What's the worst commercial you have seen?
FOUND- as in it was discarded or lost by somebody else?
A large unstable ball of burning gas? Or my lawn mower?
How often do you go without wearing undergarments?
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Related question: What's your favorite perfume/cologne bottle? It doesn't matter if the scent is great or awful; we're just talking design!
Here's mine: http://www.sephora.com/browse/product.jhtml?id=P234954&categoryId=C16900
Another related question: Did I use that semi-colon appropriately in that last question?
Last night I dreamed that I played basketball versus Elmo from Sesame Street.
This is a convoluted situation, so Imma try to keep it short and sweet and then ask advice:
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I would like to be friends with her again, but haven't talked to her since this all went down.
My boyfriend says not to bother, because she's just going to end up taking advantage of me again. I left out the examples, but there were quite a few legitimate things she used me for, not including living with us.
I really miss talking to her and hanging out. We had a lot in common and got along really well. I honestly don't know how or why that changed in a days time.
Should I bother trying to write to her?
What should I even say?
If you've ever "broken up" with a friend, did you find a way to get back to your friendship, or did you just let it drop?
Best friend ditched out on me for no reasonable explanation. We both said things through email that were mean, and I regret it. I miss her friendship. How do I get to be friends again?
HOW THE FUCK ARE YA?
What sexual acts do you refuse to do?
I can't handle anal, not gonna lie. I've tried with a few different boyfriends, all varying sizes, and even the smallest was too much for me. My butt just isn't made for anal, I guess.
And any fetishes involving shit, piss, children, or animals/me acting like an animal.
what do you do?
if it is relevant, you do not have to get up at any particular time tomorrow
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dk/dc: what are the names of your pets?
What's your favorite email on that site? Link please.
What are some other funny sites like this? (Besides passiveaggressivenotes.com, FML, and Texts From Last Night, I already have those bookmarked.) Thank you!
Edit: If you missed the post/couldn't answer in time, wanna share your favorite costumes here? :)
For those of you who are attending or have attended college or university:
Would you ever call your professor on the phone to ask them school-related questions? On a Sunday afternoon? ON VALENTINE'S DAY, WHEN PEOPLE MAY BE TRYING TO GET BUSY?
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You use a chopstick or large pin to slide through it so it holds your hair in place.
We've been letting her out in the back garden for short periods of time recently, but she always waits until we let her inside to use her litter tray.
How on earth do we teach her that it's okay to go to the toilet outside?
My family is considering adopting/fostering an older child, you know...one that is a teenager and wouldn't otherwise have much of a chance. I just would like some firsthand stories, if anybody has any!
My boyfriend is coming to visit in two days and I'm staying at my parents' house. He has come to visit here dozens of times and he's always slept in my bed. I used to have a twin, but then my dad got me a queen size bed "so that you and your boyfriend can sleep more comfortably," he said. This morning, my mother suddenly says to me, "You two should think about getting a hotel room." I laughed, thinking she was joking, and replied, "Do you want to pay for it?" She didn't react, and repeated, "You two should really think about getting a hotel room."
Is my mom trying to tell me that she doesn't want me to have sex in her house? Should I ask for clarification? Why do you think my mother suddenly had a change of heart? We don't make THAT much noise. And we've only involved a donkey, like, once. Maybe twice (seriously, though, we never have sex unless my parents are out of the house, sooooo...it's not like they hear anything).
Any recommendations for really, really cheap hotel rooms in San Francisco, CA?
Should I wear something ~sexy~ or something casual? (i.e. sweater dress vs. jeans and a cardi/cami)
Should I bother shaving my legs? They still kinda look okay.
Ladies and gents: what kind of shaving cream/gel do you use? What brand of razor?
Did you do something nice for your parents, SO or friends today?
IS THIS TRUE?!?!!?! Do you Americans not drink the best alcoholic beverage ever?! Do you guys have drinks that we do not have?!
How old were you when you first got significantly drunk?
If you are/would be going to a party tonight, what would you wear?
DK/DC how was your day today?
The ones by me are all yellow.
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The Economic Intelligence Unit has just released a table of about 140 cities, ranked by so called 'liveability' - I'm not entirely sure how they calculate it, but factors they take into account are things like infrastructure, things to do, how stable and safe it is, the level of education and health...
The top ten are:
The bottom ten are:
Dakar (shared with Tehran)
They clearly don't do it for every city in the world, but...if they did, where are you and what do you think needs to change around your place to knock it up the imaginary rankings?
I'm in Perth, and first things first...SOMEONE PLEASE FIX THE PUBLIC TRANSPORT. It's not good!
A bit more money into the hospital system would be nice too. They're under more pressure than they should be.
I was convinced from about age 12 until a month ago that I was too much of a wimp to watch scary movies. However, I have started watching scary movies, and the last eight I have seen, I was not scared....at all. Do you have any recommendations for a truly scary movie?
Do any of you wash your teeth 3 or more times a day?
After every meal?
How do you do it if you are not at home the whole day?
Do you carry mouthwash with you?
How do you care for your teeth while not at home but at school or work?
Which internet acronyms do you use daily in either LJ or chat?
It dried out.
Is there a way I can re-plump it?
Pictures of the finished product?
No need for the recipe, I am familiar with google.
Is this stuff normal for a bride to think or is my cousin crazy? The friend isn't a best friend, just a good friend.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
If you haven't seen any of the above, what should I watch?
I really like red bell peppers but hate green ones.
Italian sub (salami, ham and pepperoni), wheat bread, swiss cheese, lettuce, red onions and jalepeno peppers.
Now the question is.. ranch or no ranch [dressing]?
You have to go out of town for the weekend with little advance warning. In this scenario, you have a couple cats/dogs that need to be cared for. Your friends and family are all busy and can't help, and it turns out your neighbor overhears and says that he'd be happy to do it, free of charge. You agree and you're off. When you return a couple days later, you find your home empty. Your pets haven't been fed in 2 days. Your fridge/pantry have been rifled through, and your favorite foods are missing. All the toilet paper is gone. There's a Pay-Per-View movie on tv and it looks like a porn. There's chocolaty fingerprints all over your computer, as well as the computer screen. You're obviously really pissed. You're going to do something about it in the morning, when you discover that your neighbor logged into Facebook on your computer and he's still logged in. You can mess around with his FB. What do you do?
How did facebook know I knew her?
DK/DC: Have you bought any Girl Scout cookies yet this year? If so, which ones? Do you freeze the Thin Mints?
Where did he lose it?
Should I get him a new one as a super surprise or wait until his birthday (May)?
Should I even bother getting him a new one at all because he'll probably lose this one too?
Edit: Found it!! It was on my table under a pile of magazines
Would it be totally tacky to order chinese food like a couple of orders of scallion pancakes and put them into one dish?
What would you bring?
If tonight there is a 90% chance of rain/snow with a low of 33 what chance do you think there is that it will snow and that school will be canceled tomorrow?
On a scale of 1 to 1,000, how much do you love him?
ME: ONE THOUSAND BABY
What time is it where you are and what are you doing at the moment? Does your attire match the situation?
i'm not sure what to say to her without totally crushing her and making her feel like she has caused my feelings to change. i am feeling so much guilt.
i'm not sure what my question is here, so, did y'all have a nice vday?
What are your plans for tomorrow?
i can't get birthday sex out of my head haha. turning 18 tomorrow! woo
How much practice behind the wheel did you have before you got it?
How many times did you take your driver's test before you got it?
I am 27 years old and I still don't have a license. I hung around mostly people that never got their's in high school, so I never had a friend that could teach me. I'm actually excited for tomorrow cause as long as plans don't change, I get to actually drive tomorrow with my co-worker's car after work.
What's your favorite kind of chocolate (dark, milk, white)? What's your favorite chocolate-containing candy?
Am I the only person whose favorite one in the box o' hearts chocolates is the coconut-filled one?!?
Got any interview tips for me? I has a job interview in the morning, and in general I feel like I do pretty well with them, but I've had a few in the past couple weeks with no bites. Kind of just makes me wonder what I'm missing or doing wrong. :T
While at work I saw a woman dive from a moving vehicle, only to return to said vehicle and begin pummeling it until the police arrived quite some time later. I can only assume it was valentine's related due to the high level of wtf involved.
I'm not because there is nothing on, and it's cold downstairs.
Why are you not going to sleep?
I don't want to have any more weird stress dreams, and then when I wake up it will be MONDAY and I'm not ready for it.
DK/DC: Invent a breakfast cereal featuring the flavor of bacon. What's it called?
Can you lift your ass higher in the air? How about moving your legs so they're sticking straight up? How long can you hold it?
I wish I could find a better picture because it's totally possible to lift your butt much higher and straighten everything out! Although it takes more strength, too.
What if, a month later, the same exact freaking thing happened, but they said there were no hairs and they had managed to get them all in the garbage can? And then you went in the bathroom, and although most were in the garbage, there was still enough on the ground and sink to be kind of gross.
Who enjoys having little pieces of someone elses hair stuck to their wet feet when they get out of the shower? According to my brother, I'm being a bitch about this, but I just cleaned our bathroom.
tl;dr: What is your favorite national anthem? (post a video/audio link if you're so inclined).
I wish I was better at drawing.:(
How many people do you follow?
How many people follow you?