||[Jan. 31st, 2010|11:35 pm]
The Question Club
So, my dad saw my Alessandra Ambrosio rasterbation for the first time tonight, and now I'm pretty sure he thinks I'm a great big les. He just shook his head, made a face, and walked out. Later I tried to calm the waters (if you'll recall, my dad is a huge homophobe) and he was like yeah, okay, but I totally don't think he believes me. So, TQCers, I ask you:|
he doesn't believe me, does he?
of course he does, like he believes milli vanilli sang live
sure, and he also believes neil patrick harris is your boyfriend
give him some credit, he probably does believe you
Is there any way to shed the whole lesbian vibe I give off? There are plenty of guys that I crush on but I'm obscenely shy and won't approach them, and if they approach me I turn into a bumbling idiot, so that kind of leaves dating off the table, unless you know an equally bumbling, shy qtpie looking to shed the gay guy vibe he gives off by being horrifically awkward, a la moi?
DK/DC, what was your favorite grammy performance tonight?
GaGa and Elton John. Effin' epic.