I'M MAKING TIGER COOKIES WITH HEARTS ON THEM AND/OR HEART COOKIES WITH TIGER STRIPES
it was seriously my favorite movie growing up and it still kind of is. i'm listening to a couple songs from it right now and getting all nostalgic and thinking how it blows my mind that only like 2 people i've ever met knew this movie.
I was obsessed with Candie's when I was about twelve, and I got a bottle for Christmas. I loved that perfume, and those Juice Box body sprays (they had one called Long Island Iced Tea that was super-rare and I lost my bottle somehow, which sucked). Now I love Irresistible Apple from Bath and Body Works and Clinique Happy.
What did you do today?
What are some of your favorite healthy snacks?
Have you ever heard of the book The Girls Who Went Away? If you've read it, am I gonna be horrified at the things in there?
DK/DC: What was the last purchase you made?
The aforementioned book, a yoga book, and a communication book.
Have you ever sharted?
What's your favorite flavor of yogurt?
Can you do counted cross stitch?
What's your first favorite pop song that you can remember? Will you post your answer in the form of a youtube video?
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Are there any good file-sharing sites that'll just let me send this off in the next ten minutes?
How do you explain your mother was a psychopath with Muchausen's?
What kinds of viruses is LJ injecting into my computer as I type?
Situation: I was walking my dogs tonight. Timber (husky mix) saw a skunk scuffling along ahead of us and bolted, getting free of my grip. He raced over, I pursued, he attacked the skunk, skunk sprayed him, I yanked him off by his short hairs and kicked him off. He kills small animals and I wasn't going to let him do this on my fucking watch. Thing is, now I have skunkass on me from contact with the stupid dog. It was on my hands and shoe. Luckily, I had this solution that allegedly removes skunk stank from creatures and objects. I followed directions and rubbed my hands deeply. That stink was hard to remove and while washing my hair, I got some of the skunkjuice on my face and a little in my eyes. I washed the majority of the olfactory offense but I still smelled skunk scent in the house. I put my shirt in a plastic bag and doused it with the solution and put it outside to sit. There's little smell coming from my shoe. Still, one of the rooms that I wasn't even in smells like skunks were moshing in here. Skunks are prevalent around this neighborhood and there's an encampment under my neighbor's house and I'm sure there's some under my house, so maybe it's just the wounded skunk below that room, flaring up a stink storm and the smell's rising. I lit incense in the two most offensive rooms hoping it'd perfume the area.
Uh oh: I have a hiking outing tomorrow at noonish with soywateratoms. She's going to pick me up in her car. Thing is, I'm not sure if this skunk solution did the trick or if my nose has simply acclimated to the yecchy smells. I've heard tomato juice/sauce helps. I've heard gasoline helps. Thing is, I don't have either one lying around the house. l3antha think I should get some.
Question: Should I just re-dab with the skunk solution and scrub the more offensive areas? Should I drive down to the 24-hour supermarket and get pick up some tomato juice? Should I just assume that the solution worked and go to bed? Can you think of any skunk-fighting answers for me so I don't smell like I'm a skunk farmer tomorrow?
I ask because my boyfriend stayed over and he had to get up for work. I set an alarm so I could wake up and wake him up, because he generally sleeps through every alarm. It's really frustrating because he is super grumpy while in his half-asleep state and tells me "5 more minutes" like a million times. It is nearly impossible to get him up, bah D:
*If you don't have an SO/don't care, how easily do YOU wake up?
Is it a bad prank to fake someone's death? Not like a celebrity or anything, but everyone is going to see me on Monday anyways.
My friend just updated her fb status RIP (insert my name here) as a joke when we were on the phone and my inbox was flooded with texts asking if I was alright...and I'm ignoring them all for right now.
So should I answer the texts or go along with it for a while?
EDIT: Kay guys, totally answered the texts and my friend apologized. It was in poor taste, sorry!
If you don't like Radiohead or don't care, what did you eat for breakfast this morning?
If it's not morning where you live, what's your favorite breakfast food?
How comfortable would you be sending your DNA to a dating site?
I'm making some coupons for my boyfriend for valentine's day. So far I've thought only of kisses, hugs and "one free cowgirl", haha.
I'm getting them printed, so I'm too embarrassed to put anything too raunchy, but I'd still like to imply things of sexual nature. Ideas?
*edit: I'm also giving them a vintage look, to further the theme of "they look innocent, but really aren't".
The day after he/she is supposed to fly home, you notice that your friend left you a message on your cell at 2AM. You listen to it, and the message basically says, "Hey, best friend. So...I just moved across the country. I'm not coming back. Figured you should know! OK bye!"
What would you do? How would you feel?
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How do you give yourself the courage to do so?
"What does this feeling mean to you? Both to be seen and to be seen through?"
"I let my pain fuck my ego and I call the bastard art"
2)What do you feel about some holiday candies being avaliable for multiple holidays? Like peeps used to be just easter, now they are Valentines, Easter, Halloween and Christmas...
Youtubes behind cut
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I also want to buy some leggings to wear under skirts, is Old Navy an acceptable place to buy these? Where would you go?
Can you recommend me an under eye creme that reduces dark circles/lines/puffiness all related to tired-ness (as opposed to age?)
1b. If you do walk out, do you feel justified walking into another movie? Why/why not?
2. Do you like to know the general plot/storyline of a film before you see it?
1. Yes. The Strangers, I left about 10 minutes in.
2. Generally no, unless it's a horror movie, because I don't want to sit through an hour of ...creepy noise.... REALLY LOUD NOISE over and over and over.
i will think of more later
If you had to write a movie review on any movie, what would you review? Would it be a good or bad review (as in, did you like it)?
A girl buying a (stranger) cute guy a shot/drink at a bar. Desperate or confident?
The girl I flirt with at work has just started telling me explicit jokes and I wonder if it means anything, what do you think TQC?
TQC can you validate me and tell me that it's not incredibly stupid to spend that much for VDay?
What about spray tanning booths? Is it worth it?
I ask because it's starting to warm up where I live(I know it's January) and I remain ghost-colored but am not interested in getting a real tan, like, at all.
I'm feeling sick and sore and sleepy and mildly freaked out right now.
Will you share something funny and/or adorable and help divert my attention?
Bonus question: what's your favorite comfort food?
Should I brave the outside nastiness and save some money or not bother with having to shovel out my car and order Chinese?
Should I stop relying on TQC to make my culinary choices?
Whats the stupidest hippy name you can think of?
Do you ever find the stuff on thisiswhyyourefat.com appetizing? Does that make you feel bad about yourself?
My parents are divorced but have always agreed to split my college costs 50/50. Now my dad is refusing to pay for the 2 years he's supposed to, and also refusing to even fill out the FAFSA financial aid form. Without him, we won't get much aid because my mother makes too much to qualify. I'm pretty upset because college is a must to me and I just can't believe my dad deserted us like this. My mom keeps telling me we have options but I'm not sure what options there are.
Is there any way that we can get aid if she files as a single parent, even if she makes too much to qualify for aid?
I don't know very much about financial aid in general, is there something else we could do or are student loans going to be the only option?
Are you putting off doing something really important?
He offered to pick some food up. What should he pick up?
Why am I so sad all of a sudden?
Have you seen Sunshine Cleaning? Was it good?
Alternatively, do you think pearls are cruel (like wearing fur)?
I don't have any other question because I only want that one asnwered right now.
EDIT: THIS IS NOW PIE POST
OR should I not play games entirely and draw the damn comic I need to finish?
I want to get it cut a lot shorter than it is now, but i have no idea what i want it to look like. What do you think?
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A. What the fuck?
B. What do you use? (I think Chapstick honestly just makes things worse)
a) What kind of miniature food would you think would be cute on a plate on a ring besides waffles and pieces of cake (because I've already done those)?
b) What kind of quotes or sayings are cute painted on signs or little wooden boxes?
c)What kind of cake toppers should I make? I'm going to do little castles and brides and grooms...
d) I've been doing little 'hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil' animal sculptures. I've done octopuses, walruses, penguins, elephants, cats.... what else?
I'm so screwed. I need to make at least $100 to cover the cost of the table alone. Let's not even talk about how much I spent on supplies.
I've also been doing altered matchboxes. Themes for those are also welcome.
I kept thinking about houses and different rooms in different houses.
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I appreciate your assistance in these matters of grave importance.
alternatively, just post pictures of adorable baby animals.
I think i'm actually better liked than I thought. I've always struggled with confidence, but my friends at uni ring me all the time, and always invite me to everything. (i've had crap friends in the past) This is a lovely feeling =]
2) If you don't like musicals, what's your favorite cocktail?
3) If you don't like muscials and don't drink, what's your favorite type of cheesecake?
If you don't like musicals, drinking, or cheesecake, please kill yourself because you clearly derive no joy from life.
1a. If yes, was that person Eli Roth?
1b. If no, is it something you would consider?
Aaaand since I'm starting to feel like globalwarmer, here's something not related to sex/innuendo.
2. What was the last book you read to completion, and how was it?
I used it to make an online purchase on friday night (at home, from my desk). I didn't use it at all on saturday. Today it is not in my wallet. I have just torn my room apart looking for it. There is an outside chance that I put it back in my wallet and somehow lost it while I was out and about on saturday.
Should I go ahead and cancel it? This is complicated by the fact that I have several shows I'm attending in the next few weeks that require me to show the card I used to purchase the tickets... on the other hand, it would suck more to have someone be using my credit card.
WHAT DO I TO, TCQ?
Also, if you were a credit card in a very tiny room, where would you hide?
How friggin' pissed would you be?
Would you celebrate your birthday a day early to accommodate someone?
I should just get wasted at Medieval Times, y/y?
If so, what about it made you tear up?
I love vintage sci-fi (such as: L Ron Hubbard circa Ole Doc Methuselah; John Christopher's White Mountains trilogy; Walter Tevis' The Man Who Fell To Earth; Bradbury's The Martian Chronicles), older man/younger woman romances, Greek and Norse mythology, magical realism, horror (though I'm not familiar with any authors other than Stephen King and Clive Barker), and sometimes fantasy, but in general I value excellent writing and a gripping story. I feel like I haven't read anything interesting that wasn't a chore since I started college. This semester I have plenty of free time and I'd like to start reading again for fun.
if not, how are you today?
--i'm ok, it's irritating that it snowed like a foot up here (i live in the mountains) and back home (not in the mtns about 2 hours away) they probably got half of that if not less and the universities are canceling class on monday and tuesday!!!!! our roads are clear up here! wtf!!!!! haha
I have a package coming via UPS.
they tried to bring it Thursday but no one was home. I got the tag off the door & went online to change it to Will-call, so that I could pick it up & it said I had until the next thursday, which is fine.
But then on Friday there was another attempt, and it said that they will try again Monday between 10 and 2, I won't be home then either because I WORK.
I tried to go online to see if it had been changed on there, but now all it says is "In Transit" and then when i hit change delivery or whatever, it says that it cannot be changed at this point.
I've never dealt with UPS, so I'm really confused... Can I not pick it up at a UPS location?
should I just call in the morning or will that not make any difference?
What time do you have to wake up tomorrow?
what is the worst movie trailer you have ever seen?
Why do some people believe that the mysteries of life will be revealed after we're dead?
Did you read any book series as a child? What were they?
Would you ever feel comfortable taking a shit or watching a Paul Sorvino movie ever again??
Who does laundry in your house?
If your parents do laundry, which of these things do you do?
I am a parent and I make my kids do some of this:
I've done 3 loads already and my back hurts and I'm tired. Should I fold all the rest of the family's laundry?
Ramen: Nissin or Maruchan?
Soup: Progresso or Campbell's chunky?
Soda: Pepsi products or Coke?
I was watching an old movie and wondering - why old cars had their doors open the other way? And when did they start making cars (car doors) like we know them now?
Does anyone know?
UPD: mystery solved, thank you! :))))
I found that info here.
Any suggestions as to what to buy as a present? Anything I should stay away from?
Suggestions/recommendations for fun vacationy places in the US? He'd like to go tropical, especially since it'd be November and all.
What was your last fun vacation?
(Edit: he says the $600 was only for one option we were looking at. His price range would depend on the options available.)
Should I buy a laptop now while I have some money even though I already have a desktop I am happy with?
There was a show I used to watch, probably about 5 years ago or so. It was kind of a like a teen jackass, but in a nice way. They'd do stupid, fun things like go carting in mud, dressing up in stupid costumes to play basketball & annoying the neighbours.
It focused on a group of friends, all boys around 16 & was almost always filmed at one of their houses. It was shown on a family style channel because I remember the station watermark, but here in Australia it was shown on MTV I think.
Does anyone know what show I'm talking about? I used to love it & can't remember the damn name!
2. What is the most exciting thing you have planned for tomorrow?
i'm not the most externally affectionate person in the world. i need to know how to make my valentine feel more loved...yeah, just little things, big things, anything. ideas other than sex would be greatly appreciated. he's such a nice person, i really don't want to seem standoff-ish when i'm really so grateful to be with him.
i wish this came to me naturally.
edit, just realized there was no question; what do i do for valentines day?
he doesn't believe me, does he?
Is there any way to shed the whole lesbian vibe I give off? There are plenty of guys that I crush on but I'm obscenely shy and won't approach them, and if they approach me I turn into a bumbling idiot, so that kind of leaves dating off the table, unless you know an equally bumbling, shy qtpie looking to shed the gay guy vibe he gives off by being horrifically awkward, a la moi?
DK/DC, what was your favorite grammy performance tonight?
GaGa and Elton John. Effin' epic.
Do you get disappointed if they don't, or if you don't get as many replies as you'd like to get?
Do you have any brand loyalty?
What kind of person would you define as a "workaholic"? What traits do they and don't they have?
How can I avoid turning into one?
Have you ever come to a point where you think, "OMG, I'm turning into my [insert parent here]!"?
Are you an organized person? How organized?