Ever got this shot?
What's the worst shot you ever got?
Are you afraid of needles?
What make and model of car do you get?
ETA: Sales/personal property tax is paid as long as you own the car.
COME ON DON'T BE SHY TELL ME EVERYTHING
I'm fully aware how childish this is, but it's making me laugh so that's the main thing. My bff and I are going out for a big night out at the weekend for her birthday. We seem to attract men over to talk to us, even though I'm not single & she is happily single. This, usually ends up in giving them fake names and phone numbers etc.
So, we decided to go the full way and make up entirely fake life stories.
If you were going to create a fictional person, what would their name be? Career? Marital status? The Lot!
So far, my friend has had starred in several porn movies and jilted three men at the altar. And thats all we've got so far.
This is her before/after to anyone who is wondering what I'm talking about
Although mine from last semester got along, she was incredibly strange. I would leave my room to go to the bathroom and my bed would be made when I came back lol. She also thought aids was airborne and that you could get pregnant from a back massage.
I personally don't like Fox and I've heard they may be working something out, but I do hope he gets a show somewhere.
Do you find the ones you know to be true?
2. And to really stump you, what sort of stereotype does Delaware have? I can't think of any. Can you?
Do you use a certain voice?
Do you have a special nickname for them?
Do you take unsolicited advice to heart?
How many times did you pee today?
What was your experience?
Is it worth the money ($500/session, you need like 4)?
Is there anything comparable?
It looks like Nair and Veet are definitely not options. I'll stick to a razor or an epilator.
what is the correct waffle shape?
correct waffle configuration?
What about other waffle products?
Waffle toppings is a totally different poll.
Or am I weird?
Don't know/don't care: What is the last awesome music you discovered?
Now that it's daytime and I can venture out of the zombie apocalypse darkness of our buildings at least, I've found electricity and plugged in my computer to see the damage. It recognizes that I'm plugged in to a power adapter, but my computer says the battery is not charging.
Did the power outage kill my battery? Is there a fix short of getting a new battery? I'm using a Macbook 2.4 Ghz Intel.
#1: You are a guy. Once upon a time, you were seeing/sleeping with/dating a girl and you did her wrong. Probably took advantage of her, strung her along, messed with her head and emotions. You are now living in another city and in a relationship with someone else. You text this girl over Thanksgiving to wish her a happy holiday and apologize for what you did to her. Your texts are long and wordy, with you expressing that you apologize for what you did, miss her, and wish she could be a part of your life. Her replies are short but conversational, and give the impression that she is still hurt but has moved on. The last thing you tell her is that even though you regret taking advantage of her, you'll never stop loving her and being in love with her.
Why would a guy do this?
#2: You are a guy. In this scenario, you refer to your platonic female friends as "baby" and "beautiful." It's kind of late one night and you text one of these female friends and she tells you she's just getting off work. You reply at 1:15am "Aw baby, does that mean I'm not going to see you tonight?" She texts back "On my way."
What just happened here?
If your SO told you that the girl in #1 means nothing and that he was just apologizing and that the girl in #2 is just a friend and nothing happened, would you believe it?
What are your favorite vegetarian bread spreads/sandwich fillings?
My friend is having a Joss Whedon/Kevin Smith costume party, where you dress up like a character from anything done by either of those two directors.
What would your costume be?
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Does your SO have friends of the opposite sex they often confide in or have intimate conversations with about life?
If so, did they have them before or after you started dating?
Is it necessary/appropriate for your friends to have that kind of friendship with both you and your SO?
I get butterflies in my stomach when I think about ______.
This one goes out to all the ladies out there: As a woman, are you proud or embarrassed by Sarah Palin’s professional accomplishments?
I know it's supposed to be a known deal that when women are living together/near one another, then their periods tend to happen around the same time. I'm living in what's basically a dorm and have been for 4 months, and my cycle is still the same as it first was in relation to my roommates'. Also, I lived on a boat for 2.5 months over the summer and my sister was the only woman besides myself and our periods never changed (they were 1-2 weeks apart). Is this just a weird theory that's somehow become popular to believe in?
Someone had "tambourine" as their word. The two words they said to get us to guess it before we just couldn't fucking get it? "Church" and "tangerine".
... how the fuck do "church" and "tangerine" describe "tambourine"?
do you remember mah face TQC?
If you don't drink coffee, what do you drink instead?
What other things do you drink or don't drink that you want to share with the class?
I don't drink coffee, mostly because to me it still tastes bitter, no matter how much coffee and sugar you dunk it in. I drink hot chocolate in the morning, tea if I go to a breakfast/diner type of establishment. I try to cut down on my consumption of carbonated beverages (although I have a weak spot for Diet Cherry Coke) and drink a lot of fruit juices.
If so, what was it?
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Mine's The Real World: Las Vegas. I watched it when I was an innocent 13-year old and it was crazy. And I liked the cast. Frank was my fave.
I got a summer job today, and I'll be working with friends, have every weekend off, and make more than enough money to cover my living expenses!
What's your weather like right now?
Sleety. There's a mixture of ice, water, and ice pellets on the ground outside. I'm basically sliding to and from class.
Non-srs answers ONLY, please. =P
What kind of cereals do you eat?
What is your favorite ~healthy~ cereal?
The husband and I are remodeling our bathroom when we get our tax refund back and I need inspiration!
If you don't want to show me a picture, does your bathroom have a "theme"? (One of my friends has an ocean theme, one has a duck theme..etc.)
What color should I paint my bathroom?
What are some glaringly obvious safety tips for road tripping and festival going that I will probably forget? (i.e. all of them)
Which music festivals have you been to, and was it awesome or not awesome?
And, will you choose a new default icon for me?
What does making a bed achieve?
I almost never make my bed, even if people are coming over to sleep. I only go in there to sleep, and that will mess up the covers, I don't see the point of making it pretty. I do occasionally make it if I want the room to look super-neat.
I can only do the first.
Have you seen other patrons do this?
In front of staff?
I was watching 18 and counting and they go into a head shop and Jim Bob looks at the pipes and is like "that sure is some interesting glassware"
Share your stories about crazy stalkers, copycats, whatever!
Inspired by this post I just saw:
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Was this rude of my boss? I feel like he's insinuating his time is too important to do what he's supposed to do and wants my dad to drop everything for him.
Today he told me he was *mad* at me because I didn't have my father call him.
Am I totally overreacting? (Did I mention my boss is a total sleazeball?)
have any of you signed up for unemployment? how do you go about doing so? (this would be in washington state if it makes any difference)
i came up with this site when i searched, but it seems... too easy
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if you have signed up, how long did it take to get benefits?
ETA* he is a boy in my algebra class. i heard from another friend that sort of knows him that he is very shy and awkward, i dont want to scare him away. i just think he seems interesting and i'd be nice to have an interesting friend in at least ONE of my classes!
What is your pet name for your SO?
Will you show me what you're wearing?
When you played, was the objective to be the first to spell horse or the last one with any letters?
I grew up with the former, but a lot of people I know in Montana say it's the other way around.
How equal do you think men and women are today, politically, economically, and socially speaking?
ETA: *I am referring to the dictionary definition.
If you don't care, do you believe in fate?
I think life is all set up, and we can't change anything that is supposed to happen.
What would you rather be? A...
Me and my bestie are both into theatre. However, we have completely different taste in what makes for good entertainment. For example, I've never met anyone with worse taste in movies, and I'm sure she feels the same way about me.
I'll post one in comments, but I need to pick one first, hmmmmm!
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The ad is for a one bedroom apartment. I'm trying to figure out how to respond to this. I predict many lulz could be had...
An animated movie I watched about 18 years ago. There was a main character who was a dinosaur possibly t-rex who had a yellowish maybe shirt on. He meets some other characters, I don't think they were all dinosaurs. They are journeying somewhere and end up in this like evil circus. I don't remember much more because I was about 4 years old at the time I watched this.
will you please thoroughly describe the most attractive person you know? in great detail please.
This just happend to me. I come home, check my online banking to find out I am -35. wtf?! Oops! I guess its pb&j sandwhiches for supper tonight! Thank God I get paid tomorrow.
What's annoying you right now?
I do, every Wednesday.
If so, what's your favorite character type? Are you in a campaign right now?
My favorite characters are female barbarians and male druids. The campaign we're in now isn't strictly DnD though, it's a future zombie campaign. I play a female mercenary.
I just signed up. Usually we use the Redbox, but the selection is limited.
How many movies/tv shows are in your queue?
So far, 52
Agree or disagree?
What is your favorite type of cake?
My 35mm Minolta camera is out of batteries! It's completely manual except the light meter. I have an assignment due tomorrow :O What should I do? Should I just take pictures and just go with the best settings I can muster? What would you do?
if so why did you do it and how did you do it?
If not, how are you doing right now?
note: i absolutely don't believe in enforcing english as the official language, i'm just curious what you all think.
I'm trying to collect a bunch of the Buddy Holly Real D 3D glasses, okay?! >:(
DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS. I decided I was too sick to go out tonight, so I'm going to make soup and watch scary movies.
Post your favourite soup recipes plz?
ETA: So I wound up using ground beef w/ taco seasoning and am eating it with tortilla chips. DELICIOUS.
Keep offering suggestions though, I have 4 more boxes of the stuff!
What are your favourite blogs? (I'm looking for some recommendations [:)
Are you glad they got rid of Tumblarity?
Will my bellybutton ever look normal again? I changed my bandages earlier, and right now it looks very odd.
Or if you don't... What's your favorite scent?
I saw the uncut form of what would turn into the ring. It was about 5 inches long. At the top it was a deep blue, which turned into light blue, white, light amber and a deep amber at the very end. The end of it looked like roots almost, but barely a half on inch of it was like that.
In my dream when we got it cut it was a stone in an oval shape set into a large silver band. The stone was all over deep blue, but there were lines of the amber (both colors), and some specs of white. In his dream it was deep amber, though he can't remember if there were lines in it or not.
Any ideas what kind of stone or gem or whatever this could be? It looks like uncut sapphire in my dream, but when cut looks nothing like cut sapphire. Or if you know of a good database? I keep finding ones with just gems. Like diamond and ruby and emerald. Nothing with stones as well. It was rounded smooth like a stone would, not cut like how a gem would. I'm lost. Help!
ETA: Found them. The blue one is Agate, and the amber one is Jasper.
When you go to the zoo, what animal are you most excited to see? I think I like the giraffes best.
What do they look like?
How long have you had them?
Will you show them to me?
Did your parents wear slippers?
Have you ever put shoes on an animal? (Excluding horses.)
mine in comments
I'd have to say my ribs. However, I just got my shoulder capped off a few hours ago and OWWWWWWW
She was born in California and moved to Florida in high school. She got her driver's license while in Florida, and therefore has a Florida license. She moved back to California and finished high school there, after "illegally emancipating herself from her mother" (I don't know what this means and choose not to ask). She then LOST (yes, physically lost. not like in court, but left it somewhere or some shit) her license almost a year ago, and has not gotten a new one. (Yes, I know, ridiculous.) She is almost twenty and never renewed her license (I don't know what this means for a Florida license, but where I'm from, Wisconsin, you have to renew it around 19). She has no personal issue with driving without a license, but the practical people in her life are forcing her to get one. SO:
Since she A.) is no longer in the state in which she got her license, B.) it's spotty which state she's actually a resident of, C.) she has not has a physical license for months on end (lost license), D.) has obviously changed address, E.) we have no idea what her 'permanent address' should be (she has a school address and her mom's address but the whole illegal emancipation thing makes it shoddy), F.) should probably have renewed her license a year ago, WHAT IS THE NEXT STEP?
Do we just go to a California DMV and register for a new license? What are the complications because of A-F? I'm going to call the DMV tomorrow, but if anyone can give any help before that, please let me know.
I just picked up ingredients for four recipes. Which should I make tonight?
Any of those would still be good on Saturday if stored properly, yes?
Once, many years ago, I had 2 piercings in each lobe. Those are now healed over and I haven't had any other piercings.
Based upon this, and this photo, what piercing would you say would look good on me?
I already am thinking of a specific type but I want to see what everybody says before I reveal what kind.
It's a very casual atmosphere--a music school--and everyone, including the HR guy and the Marketing VP who I'm interviewing with wears jeans everyday. Also, they know me. And they know I wear jeans everyday. I also really hate the idea of wearing something uncomfortable the rest of the day while I'm working.
I am applying for a higher up position though and it is an interview, so should I put on a dress or what?
My best friend's SO is talking about accepting a position in Oklahoma. She asked me if it would be rational to move out there with him. They have been together two years and don't know anyone in Oklahoma.
That being said, if your SO asked you to relocate with them, would you? How long have you been with this person? Are you dating, living together, engaged, or married?
Ladies that plan on getting married or are already married, will you post a picture of your dream (or actual if married) wedding dress?
If none of this applies to you or you want extra credit, will you post funny pictures?
In addition to that, I'm buying him a pair of boxers that I know he'll find funny.
What else can I add to this gift though? I feel like I need one more thing, at least. (it doesn't have to relate to astronomy)
Can you recommend me any music to fall asleep to?
If you listen to music to help you fall asleep, what do you listen to?
at what age did you take on full responsibility of a pet, and what pet was it?
Bonus points if it involves live music, specifically punk or hardcore.
What is your favorite horror movie? This includes gore, jump scares, thrillers, psychological, atmosphere, slasher, or just utter what-the-fuckery.
How about your favorite scary or weird-ass book?
If neither of these questions apply to you, what was the weather like today?
Mine has always been Brigitta :)
I like anything you can dance to. But I can't find any cool songs. Something new.
What would you recommend?
Show me some funny/ cool links, please?
Have you ever done the "paper bag technique" on walls, floors or furniture? Is it easy? I think it can look really neat!
ETA: Sorry! Here's a link to a piece that I've fallen in love with. Basically you tear up paper bags, wrinkle them and then affix them to a piece/wall/floor with polyurethane. It looks kind of like leather!
What are you favorite girl scout cookies?
If everyone had a very small bedroom/personal living area with very few possessions, and almost everything had to be done in shared rooms, like big bulk dining rooms, shared living rooms, bathrooms, studies, kitchens, etc, how do you think society would change? How would society change with much less privacy?
If you could only take 5 fiction books, 5 non fiction books, 5 children's (including teens) books, 5 tv series, 5 movies, 5 band's music, 5 games, 5 [other entertainment things, in categories you tell me] on a spaceship you're going on FOREVER and will have your kids on, what would you take? These things will be shared with everyone, so doubles are discouraged. (Look at what other people are wanting to take!)