||[Dec. 17th, 2009|04:50 pm]
The Question Club
...be willing to give up the ability to orgasm for the rest of your life? No amount of stimulation can get you off, but you'll still have the cravings as normal
...eat an entire midget? This is over the course of a couple weeks. You'll have midget steaks, midget burgers, midget kabobs, midget stew, midget sausage, etc, until there's nothing left except bones.
...serve 4 years in prison with no time off for good behavior? That's 5m per year. This is a real prison, not a white collar prison
...star in 2 Girls 1 cup - the sequel? It'll be more horrifying than the first video, and people all across the globe will be offended to their very soul. Through some clever special effects, you'll actually be consuming chocolate pudding instead of poop, but to viewers, you'll be an utterly disgusting human being. And there's a good chance you'll be recognized on a semi regular basis wherever you go
...give up speaking for 4 years? A device is planted in your vocal cords which will render you speechless, but once it's removed, you'll be able to speak as normal with no complications. That's 4 years of having to write things to communicate, etc.
...live 3 years in a station located in Antarctica...alone? The station has enough supplies to last a single person for 10 years so there's no chance of starving. The station is heated but runs off a generator which needs to be refueled regularly, which involves having to brave the harsh elements. You'll be alone, with no phone, internet or any other medium to communicate with the outside world. The only thing to do all day is read. There's thousands of books all printed before 1970 and slightly waterlogged.