OK, so I'm working on a film script right now and there's a lot of scenes of the characters walking from place to place. They live in a fairly safe neighborhood of NYC and due to it being NYC, they don't drive.
Obviously they pass by a lot of places in their travels. It's a farce and I want to include as many visual puns as I can, because this movie is fucking ridiculous as it is.
Can anyone come up with more puns?
These are the only ones I could think of:
I Shoes You
Ophelia Colon Proctology Clinic
Boi Vey (Jewish Gay Bar)
I have a cup of hot chocolate right now, and French Vanilla "creamer" in my room.
How gross would it be if I added a little of the creamer to the hot chocolate?
(I'm alternating between "ugh that would be gross" and "maybe it wouldn't be a disaster.")
What is the last culinary "experiment" you performed? How did it work out?
Do you watch American Football?
Who's your team?
Do you like tea?
What is your favorite kind of tea and favorite brand?
TQC, why am I still awake? This is the 3rd night in a row that I haven't been able to fall asleep at a decent time.
Well, scratch that. I actually managed to crash out during the 1st Family Guy episode on Adult Swim tonight...so 10:00ish? But the husband woke me up when he came to bed, which was around 10:45.
It is now 1:00 a.m. and I need to be up in 5 1/2 hours for work. Besides drinking warm milk/tea, what can I do to help me sleep?
I'm graduating from college this spring and apparently will be expected to live in the "real" world - WTF is that? ( <-- Not the actual question.)
I understand that most college dorms are shitty and isolated, so I will attempt to explain: My dorm currently is the best place I've ever lived because it's somewhat like a "living/learning" community on crack - basically it's a fine arts/philosophy dorm and we attract all the freaks on campus. The end result is that you have a couple hundred kids available to hang out with, some of whom will inevitably be in the lobby at any time, day or night, doing/planning crazy shit of all varieties, leaving silly notes on the walls, etc. Most of us know each other and while we aren't all friends, we can leave our doors unlocked and we have some type of weird group solidarity going on. I'm not great at describing this, but use your imagination.
My question is: do you all know of any specific or general living situations for post-college "adults" that would mimic this sort of environment? Or any resources about such things? For some reason, I only ever hear about people moving into apartments and living lonely lives of isolation until such time as they may find a spouse - but I think it would be much more pleasant not to go that route. The only thing I can think of would be a commune or something, but I'm not sure how those exist in practicality and I rather like modern conveniences/being in a city.
So, any knowledge/ experiences with these types of living situations?
I got hooked up with a potential job today. A guy I know is related to the owner. It's just a small company, as far as I can tell there's only like 6-8 guys who work there. The owner's son was the guy I talked to mostly, he seemed really nice, about my age (21) and cute. He has a really distinctive name so I searched him on Facebook after I got home, just for fun. His profile was private but I could see his picture and it was him and two friends, all with swastikas on their chests giving the camera the thumbs up. I couldn't tell if they were real tattoos or just marker or something but either way...that kind of makes me not want to take the job now. I don't wanna work with Nazis =[
Would you still take it? It's not a great job but job hunting sucks and this one is falling into my lap.
What did you get on your SAT?
When did you take it (new or old)?
How did you feel about the score?
Did you study?
what do you use on your skin to make it sexy?
what's wrong with your skin?
is cocoa butter any good for skin?
What is the most recent painful thing to happen to you?
I just spent 10 minutes struggling to put in a pair of earrings after having not worn any in two months or so. My god, that always hurts so bad.
1)What was great about the last decade?
The invention of netflix.
2)Do you take personal checks?
3)What video games do you hate?
You find yourself having access to your significant other's unlocked cell phone for the evening. What do you do?
What's your favorite word to say?
how long do physicals normally take & what do they consist of? havent been in 10 years
What is considered a wild night of drinking for you?
Geritol cocktail with a Metamucil chaser for me....whooooaa nelly.
My Husband's birthday is coming up. I would love to have something sent to his work as part of his gift... but what would be good to send to a man turning 25? Not sure he'd go for flowers.
Any ideas? Have you done this?
In a month I'm flying home for Christmas, a 10-11 hour flight. I *always* get sick from plane travel! I'll catch a silly cold or often something nastier. Got any tips for keeping healthy this time?
We were watching tv the other night, and the main characters got accidentally stoned off some cookies. That got us thinking, "We're 25 and have never been high...I wonder what it's like" which led to "I want to try it once, just to see. It looks like fun."
The problem is, we would have no idea at all where to go about getting it.
What was your first time being high like?
Have you ever cooked pot into something to get high without smoking? (Does that even really work?)
If you wanted to get some weed right now, would you know where to get it?
Is it weird that it took me 25 years to get to the "I want to see what it's like" point, whereas I had no desire at all before?
How much money do you usually have leftover as "fun money" every month after you've put moolah aside for bills/savings/etc.?
I usually have about $100 per paycheque - so $200 per month - leftover for "whatever" money.
What do you do? Move on? Become friends with them in hope that their relationship fails? Other?
I have been seeing this girl as friends for a few weeks now, and I just found out she has a boyfriend. Until then I thought that she was single, she has never mentioned him and I only found out through a third party. It must also be a long distance relationship since I have never seen him.
This is not the first time this has happened and I was wondering what others do in this same situation.
Hey! my friend and I are doing a project where we pick an ingredient and then make something with that ingredient. today's is Pomegranates and/or POM juice. I have never cooked/baked with either. Any ideas of recipes that I could make? (preferably ones that don't take TOO long since I can't make them till after work)
I had this idea for a website, and I'm just wondering if anyone knows of something similar out there.
Ya know how you'll be watching a movie, and see some minor character that you know you've seen before, but you have no idea what his name is? Someone that you say "I've always liked the characters he plays, but I have no idea who he is." What I suggest is a website where you can enter in two movie titles, and it will cross-reference the entire casts of the movies, telling you which actors were in both of them...letting you figure out who the person in question is.
For example, the guy who played the glider pilot in "Saving Private Ryan", the scientist in "Escape From LA", and the guy who killed the hooker in "Se7en".
Anybody know if anything like that exists? I'm one of those people who is GREAT with remembering faces, but it drives me crazy to be all like, "That' the guy who played ________ in _________." when I don't know their name.
Yes, I know you can IMDB the movie itself, but then you have to A) scroll through the entire cast, and B) know the character's name (if they even had one).
Okay excuse me for being stupid... but
What do you remember from school when learning about the I BEFORE E rule? I recall I before E except after C or some shit.
But this doesnt make any damn sense to me and then I always type a word out and it doesnt look right. So if you dont know how to spell the word or you are having one of those Duh moments when typing something up and it just doesnt look right. How do you remember how the I and e rule goes?
I always feel when typed, words look extremly odd and then I doubt myself on spelling it right.
If you dont care or dont have a good answer...
Do you still watch cartoons? How old are you?
How much clothes is too much?
I just ordered a really nice pair of jeans a couple of days ago. Now I saw another two pairs I like and I want them....
Do you make anything?
Do you have an Etsy? If so, will you show me?
Have you ever been banned from a community? Is there a difference from being banned from a community and just being banned from posting (you can still read members-only posts)- I mean, is one more promising in regards to being unbanned than the other?
Who wants to go back in time with me?
Who else is disappointed that Valve screwed up Savannah in Left 4 Dead 2?
Do you remember the time when we fell in love?
What television channel do you watch the most?
I watch almost exclusively Food Network and Bravo.
When was the last time you updated your journal?
October 16, 2009.
How often do you take a shower?
For those of you with health insurance through your employer, how much do you pay for it every month?
Mine's $133 and I'm not sure if that's good or not.
Do you take a multivitamin? Why/why not?
I saw a recent ad on television for OnStar that showed a police dashboard camera view of a high speed chance. The police call the OnStar operator and they disable or slow down the vehicle and the police make an arrest. The ad says something to the effect of “OnStar helps save lives” or whatever. Just wondering, given the fact that most people don’t steal cars regularly and that high speed pursuits are very dangerous (I mean there is entire shows dedicated to the footage on Spike and G4), should this type of equipment be standard and subsidized by law enforcement agencies in an effort to reduce accidents associated with high speed pursuits or is it a little too Big Brother for you?
Would it be weird to facebook my ex's friend (we only communicated because of my ex) and ask him for a (very simple) recipe?
ETA:As a babysitter, did the parents leave food out for you?
If you use babysitters, do you leave food out?
... to ogle a coworkers ass?
What if she's wearing tight black jeans with white stitching on the back pockets? she asking for it then right?
Ok serious Question:
What's the most inappropriate attention grabbing outfit you've ever seen anyone wear? and where was it?
If you were a lavender mouse with purple hair on your head what color would the patches around your eyes be?
Would you attend an animal circus? Why/why not?
Have you attended a non-animal circus (eg. Cirque du soleil)? How was that?
So, I went somewhere in hopes of a job and they told me to e-mail my resume to them, mentioning that I met with the manager.
1. Should I copy and paste my resume or attach it? Or both?
2. I figure I'll have a paragraph/cover letter type thing first. I don't know what to say besides, "Hello, my name is Emily and I met with so-and-so on Thursday regarding . I've attatched my resume, as you can see I have 2 years doing , and I have extensive knowledge of beer. I am also local and have unlimited availability."
How do I make that sound better? Obviously I don't do this often.
do you think it is creepy when people pay money to a website to find out your phone number?
Who is the hottest cop on tv?
Back up your answer with a picture.
Do you pop your knuckles/joints? If so, which ones?
Do you believe it causes swollen joints, arthritis, etc?
ETA: Does your sternum ever pop?
I pop the knuckles of both index fingers (sometimes my left knuckle pops so loud it surprises me) and sometimes the others on both hands, I tend to pop my large toes, and when I stretch I can hear my back pop all the way up my spine (I hate that).
I had my first round of fillings done today. I was told not to eat anything for about an hour, and when I am able to eat, to stick to soft foods (no hot pizza, no hot coffee or tea, no hard foods, etc.) My tongue feels like it's taking up the left half of my mouth.
What are some good foods to eat when you get fillings for your teeth?
Ummmmmm, when you think of a jock-strap is your first thought to do with athletics, or gay porn?
So I have a huge crush on this guy, and we haven't spoken since Sunday, and I really want to talk to him but I don't want to seem like I'm clingy/obsessed with him. He already knows I like him and he says he likes me too. Should I call him today? If not, when should I?
What, if anything, do you collect?
Is it considered rude to ask someone what they do for a living?
A lady I volunteer with/work for on an informal basis, named P, has a friend and partner (they do art stuff together) named X. X is the managing director at a local art/music/food venue which means she handles all the interviews and job applications for new positions.
Is it unethical for X to openly share information about potential employees and applicants to P just because they're friends? I don't know what the actual "rules" are per se, and I don't know if "confidentiality" exists in the world of hiring & firing, but P casually brought up all this information about my having applied to two positions there, and I felt like, uhhhhh, you should not know this stuff! And I didn't know how to react, because she's kind of my boss. I also think P might have let slip some untrue information about me that might have led to them not considering me, which also sucks (i.e., that I wouldn't be available to even work the position, which is not true, but she didn't know that).
It seems unprofessional for X to talk about any of that at all, to anyone, but I'm not sure. Thoughts?
how was it when you met your current (or any past) significant other's parents for the first time?
any embarrassing or funny stories?
gotta do it tonight and i'm kind of freaking. (:
Don't you just hate it when dudes act like women?
i've been getting a ton of calls that just say "unavailable" for the caller id, like 4-8 of them every day. wtf do i do? i won't answer any of them since i don't know who it is. should i answer sometime?
1. Are there any shows that make you cringe with embarrassment, if so, which ones are they?
For example, I can't bring myself to watch "Dancing with the Stars." The moment the "stars" hit the stage with their fake smiles, I am embarrassed for them. ("You were once a senator. Now you are wearing a glittery vest. Why? Why?")
2. If you were about to go into war, for whatever reason, what would be your battle anthem?
I was recently in Huntington Beach, California. On their OCTA (Orange County Transit Authority) buses, the majority of them said "No Smoking," and underneath that it said "No Welding". What the fuck does that mean in terms of busing? srs and non.
Anyone want to buy a never used, unopened still in the mailing box 8gb ipod touch? I got it from Apple for my wife, she tried my iphone and decided she did not want it. I am asking 150US for it. I will ship Priority mail, and only charge 4 bucks for it, but only in the continental United States. Anyone interested?
for my history paper, should i write about the plague or about smallpox?
eta: the paper can't focus solely on europe/rome/greece, and needs to be mainly before 1500. i can pick a topic besides plague or smallpox, but i want to do something disease related.
...can cats feel embarrassment?
This chick in the library has been coughing up a storm for the past 10 mins. Should I suggest her Ricola?
how easily can you detect internet sarcasm?
Why do people find ugly animals cute?
How come that doesn't apply to ugly people?
TQC, what the hell should I make for dinner? I'm fresh out of ideas for a main entree.
Of course, I have various other crap, too, but that's basically what I'm working with. HELP BEFORE MY CHILDREN AND I STARVE TO DEATH.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you could not be less interested in them and their penis if you tried?
If you don't care, what's your favorite kind of ice cream? Because I am having a love affair with this B&J's peach cobbler flavor.
I'm going on holiday to Haiti in a week and a half, yay Haiti what an interesting holiday choice mother...
Anyway, I'm from the UK so know nothing really about it, I need an American's perspective. What do you know, or have heard about Haiti that can prep me for the holiday?
Oh, I'm also going to Cuba as well, if it true American people can't go there?
What's the last thing that made you really happy/excited/joyful/insert nice adjective here?
I got my driver's license today! :)
i just finished my last exam for the year this morning and celebrated by shopping and buying a ton of stuff. a friend of mine wanted to take me out to a club to celebrate. i am pretty knackered but still wanna go out and do something... i dont know any of her friends, though and i'll be going without my SO which sort of creeps me out a little (i get groped and approached even when he's there and it makes me really uncomfortable), also i dont want to spend any more than i already have. i dont want to be stuck at home all night though!
should i go? if not, what should i do instead?
Its getting dark at 4:00 PM these days, and the early darkness has got me feeling a little down and just...blah.
What do you do to make yourself feel better when you're feeling low?
Bahhleetion! I think somebody got all butthurt!! What do you say to that?
Have you ever had
stomach flu what is commonly called "stomach flu" but for technicality's sake, norovirus?
I did last night.
On a scale of 1-10, how horrible was it?
Was it the worst illness you've ever had?
If not, what was?
How do I make my chest stop hurting from puking so much?
1)My mother has obtained both peach and pear preserves. What can I buy to spread them on?
2)Do you sigh in admiration of perfect femininity?
Yes, if it's the kind that involves baking and giving me the products of the baking.
What do you to relieve your frustration/anger when all you really want to do is smash everything in sight?
Are you easy to frustrate/anger?
Do you like indie music? If so, do you wanna recommend me some good stuff? If not, what's your favorite genre of music?
What have I forgotten to pack for my road trip to Boston???
I was listening to the news on the radio this evening and the guy was talking about how People magazine has announced Johnny Depp as the Sexiest Man Alive for the second time. The only other people who have done this are Brad Pitt (duh), George Clooney (double duh) and.... RICHARD GERE!? REALLY? Did I miss something here? Is Richard Gere attractive and I'm just not seeing it?
Also, why is my kitten trying to eat my laundry basket? Does it taste good?
Ever had to call 911? Share your story/stories, plz. :D
Me: It seemed like a big deal at the time, it was my first night home alone and someone knocked on the front door at 3AM. I went to look out the window but there was no one there, so I called the police because I was freaked out. Apparently another house a block down called with the same complaint. Thank god for my dog, whose barks I believe may have made potential burglars move on?
I want a cigarette so badly but I'm trying not to smoke cigarettes.
How do I avoid this craving and successfully never smoke cigarettes?
Because seriously nicotine does not fuck around.
What colognes/perfumes do you wear?
What candles do you burn?
If neither of these apply to you, what do you wish you were doing now?
When inviting someone over for a meal you're cooking yourself, do you ask if they have special dietary needs or expect them to speak up and let you know beforehand?
If you found $60 on the ground outside, what would you do with it?
There is no identification on or around it that would connect it with a person.
My cat just swallowed an inch to a half inch of yarn. How dead is she?
How dead am I when my wife gets home and finds out?
Will you post a picture of a cute animal that you know personally?
How did you first hear of Lady GaGa?
Who is the most batman dude you know?
can you get pregnant on your period?
has this happened to yourself or anyone you know?
1.) I have lost my licese sometime between saturday night leaving the last bar, and home on sunday. It was no longer in my back pocket of my jeans. I was only at the bar for 20 min. Where do you think it could be? Where is yours normally when you've lost it? It is very important that I find it because I fly out for vegas on monday and will need it.
2.) Is there anyone you just want to throw a brick at right now because they seem unappreciative? Do you think maybe it is swinging both ways but you are so upset that you dont give a crap?
3.) A mood cheering question... I have wanted to ask it all day! Are there any type of questions you feel like you specialize in and really help someone out with when they post to TQC?
(ex: I get really excited when people post about hair because I am a cosmetologist.)
What do you initially think when you see a car without a handicapped sign parked in a handicapped parking spot?
Does it matter what kind of car it is?
Or do you just think the person has an unseen disability and forgot their placard that day?
If you're not up for honesty (or just don't give a hell), what's for supper? (Or whatever meal you've had recently)
are there any good movies out now? or coming out soon?
do you recylce your old magazines? anything you make with them? i have about 2 years worth of time and newsweek magazines and i don't want to throw it away. and i don't want to donate everything away either. any ideas?
Why does it get WAY hotter in my room than the rest of the house when the heat is on?
I'm not kidding. My room is significantly hotter by probably ten degrees. It feels like a sauna and there's nothing I can do! I have a fan but it doesn't help at all.
If you had to choose between being in a relationship where it was purely physical and there was no way in hell you would have a future or be with someone where the person wanted to take it slow and there was a real chance for a future which would you choose?
Has anyone ever dated a co-worker? Yay or nay?
Has anyone dated anyone with a kid? Particularly a single dad? Any advice?
On another topic, does anyone else watch the forgotten? Is there such a network? If so, how would one get involved? (the forgotten is a show on ABC where a network of civillians try and identify John and Jane Does to bring closure to the families. I would love to be involved in something like this.)
I just made rainbow cupcakes (that came out AWESOME) for a birthday tomorrow but I don't have any big ziplock bags.
What should I put them in to stay super fresh 'til tomorrow?
What kind of music were listening to when you were a pre-teen/in middle school?(say 11-13)
What is your taste in music like now?
How do you feel about your taste in music as a pre-teen when you look back at it?
My leg has been twitching for four days now, and my roommate is convinced I have Restless Leg Syndrome. She's reading off the symptoms/treatments right now and telling me which ones I have. In the spirit of being hypochondriacs, what diseases would you like to declare you suffer from?
Do you have any idea how to make my leg stop twitching?? I've tried taking a bath, massaging it, relaxation techniques, upping my intake of calcium, salt, and potassium, and I've even resorted to punching it (which really didn't help, lol).
On a scale of 1 to 10, ten being the best, how would you rate the job Obama has done so far?
Who is crazy enough to post a picture of their pubes?
What is the longest period of time you have stayed awake?
Do any of you use LinkedIn? Has it worked for you in terms of networking and finding a job?
If you don't know or don't care, what is your favorite movie that has more than two sequels? What is your least favorite sequel?
What is your favorite food?
- I like chicken pot pie, mash potatoes with gravy and garbage plates.
What's your favorite song[s] from a musical?
- Dancing Through Life and For Good from Wicked. Fine Fine Line and For Now from Avenue Q. Feed Me from Little Shop of Horrors... and the list goes on.
what can you currently not get enough of? for me it's tqc, ginger ale, and videos of loretta lynn on youtube.
if you could host your own music festival, where would it be held? how long would it be? who would be on the lineup? so it doesn't get out of control let's say no more than 30 bands/artists, and the musicians must be alive, bands still together
What book are you currently reading?
Or if you're in between books: What's the last book you read? What's next?
I assist the bookkeeper at work. Today our boss came into the bookkeeper's office while I was working (she wasn't there) and asked my why I don't just take her job. I told him that it wouldn't be a good idea. He said "Why, do you not have any confidence?"
He's been known to think he's funny when he's really just an asshole but was this even meant to be funny? What should I have said? (I said that it wasn't confidence but that it would be in his best interest to let the bookkeeper keep her job)
Have you ever had a transitional period job (high school/college) that didn't understand that you had no intentions of staying there forever? What was the situation like?
Would it be rude to wear earplugs in a restaurant with a friend? The wearer (i.e. me) would be in pain without them. If it's loud enough to need them I'm assuming it would be too loud for a conversation anyway, but idk, I feel like it would still be rude. Only other option is to just not go to the restaurant. What do you think?
Before I go to sleep I want to do one of those random 40+ question memes. Not the ones where you check off every book you've read, but the ones that ask stuff like "which of your toes is the cutest" or "what color was your first car." I just need something else to think about, after this day of madness.
What's a nice long random meme I could do?
Are you doing nanowrimo this year? If so, can you explain in a few simple sentences, as basically as possible, what your novel is about?
Do you know what books any of your professors have written? If so, what books have they written?
Have you read any of them?
Have you ever had a seizure?
Have you ever seen someone have a seizure?
What movie should I rent?
The last movie I really enjoyed was Legends of the Fall.
Do random acquaintances ever ask you for advice?
Porque eres tan estupido?
when will tonights full episode of south park play online? i missed it on tv :[
what did you do tonight?
what's your "can't miss" TV show?
Have you ever had a crush on a cartoon character? Who was it and why?
Mine were Shaggy from Scooby Doo and Spike Spiegal from Cowboy Bebop.
do you ever have problems making christmas lists? what do you do? i can't think of anything other than a single book. : /
If you could get a box full of something (one single item, but plural) for whatever your respective holiday is, what would it be? It can't be money/gift cards/things of monetary value. The more random the better.
The item must be under $10ish
I'd want either a box full of biore pore strips or a box full of black leggings.
What happens to the past if John Connor dies before the terminator was sent to kill his mother, and thus ending Skynet's reason for sending it in the first place (and consequently Kyle Reese)?
Suppose you and your pet (big dog/cat/whatever) get locked up in a dungeon and there is no way out (!!!!). You only get fed one small bowl of watery vegetable soup a day, which is nowhere near enough for your pet, much less both of you or even you yourself. Eventually you'll both starve to death. As time goes by, how do you distribute the soup? Half for your pet? None for your pet? Would you give your pet up to starvation to keep yourself alive a little bit longer?