Why would they include that?
Why would they include that?
I just made a cute card. Who should I send it to? What should it say?
Oh yeah, I'm pretty sure the character had a speech impediment.
Ladies, how moist is your babyhole after smelling Axe body spray on a guy?
Ladies, according to beer commercials, if a guy is drinking cheap American brew (Coors, Miller, Bud), you find him much more interesting and sexually virile. How accurate is this depiction?
Why won't pastorlenny adopt me? My dad sucks and I want a new one!
What did you do today?
Are you a fan of True Blood? Are you excited for the finale on Sunday?
Which vampire series is your favorite?
When does the United States of Tara come back?
Today at the store where I work, a middle-aged man reeking of weed purchased a whole chocolate cake.
I FEEL SO GROSS. D: D: D:
What was the last thing you found and kept?
How scary is the video for Bonnie Tylers "Total Eclipse of the Heart"?! :(
Do you like Bonnie Tyler? Do you think she's like the female Meat Loaf?
What's the last stupid thing you did?
What makes you angry?
What hour of the day is the best for posting a poll - high traffic, but not so high that it'll be on the fourth page in fifteen minutes?
At the thrift store today, I found Jem & all of the Holograms, and also Pizzazz. The dolls, I mean. Has anything this impossibly amazing ever happened to you?
Also: How do you feel about the word cunt, as a literal description of the vulva?
But I have no idea what bank is really good at not screwing over clients. Any suggestions? I was thinking Capital One, but I haven't really heard anything about them either way...
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Also: Do you remember a time when you learned what death meant?
I like when Roseanne smokes David's pot.
ETA: Do you own Bumpits? Or a Snuggie? Or anything else 'as seen on tv'?
I have a GT Xpress 101, Billy Mays Slider Maker and Bumpits.
also, what is a delicious way to use sliced pepperjack cheese?
I saw Japandroids last night and the crowd just tore the roof off the tiny venue. Here's a small clip of some of the mayhem. You can see a guy dancing with a lamp, and if you look carefully, I think someone is either dancing with or wearing the lampshade in the background. And yes all those people are on the stage with the band. Good times. Painfully loud though..
How has your day been so far?
2)Have you ever worked in a community garden? how was it?
3)Does being feminine come naturally to you?
No, it doesn't.
How many of your friends are religious?
If so, is it because it hurts your eyes? Or because YOU'RE YELLING IN YOUR HEAD (or out loud, if you're weird, I suppose).
Have you ever gotten a raw egg with a bit of blood in it?
What did you do with it? Toss it? Use it?
Why is there blood in my egg?!
Do you have irritating neighbors?
Why are they irritating?
What would you like to do to them (whether they're irritating or not)?
How about if you found out they'd spend most of their youth suicidal?
Would you treat them differently?
So my question: what is going on, and should I just give up on this friendship because it's clear that she's moved on?
We always left either homemade chocolate chip cookies, or MalloMars. lolol.
What if they put you on hold for upwards of 20 minutes in the middle of a conversation, when someone else calls that they'd like to talk to? (Not for like business calls, just personal ones)
I only ask cause my mother does this all the time. She doesn't understand why I ask her to leave her cell in the car when we actually have time to have dinner, or why I hung up after being put on hold for 20 minutes while shes just chatting with a friend. Validate me plz, am I being unreasonable?
Favorite adult memory?
I have such a poor memory of my childhood. I sometimes wonder if I'm repressing something.
DREAD. Tonight is a family wii competition. BARF.
2. Are you a nail biter? Cuticle ripper? If so, do you bandage up your fingers when you bite/rip too far?
Yes and yes.
3. If you smoke marijuana, what do you keep it in? Bag, tin, etc?
A ziplock crammed in my purse.
i.e. Hoover instead of vacuum cleaner, Kleenex instead of tissues.
I say Bamix when I'm talking about stick blenders, even if it's not a Bamix.
What do you think of displays of patriotism?
my ex just told me ive gone way downhill since we dated =/
if you had to drink hard liquor what would you choose? why?
You're homeless and need to resort to pan handling to survive. You need a sign to get people's attention and make them want to give you money.
What does your sign say?
I'm thinking of starting my own blog focusing on animal rescue because I volunteer for 2 dog rescues and just applied to volunteer for the SPCA. I also wanted to include lots of "spo prevention" type posts like how to adopt an animal, good food, things to avoid (like retractable leashes, etc).
What kind of posts would you like to see in an animal related blog? Suggestions?
What do you think of leggings being worn as pants?
How about wearing two different blacks on each other?
If you don't care about either, what is the ugliest fashion fad from the 90s?
I think I'm committing the world's worst fashion crime right now by wearing black leggings with a t-shirt (green) and a different colored black cardigan.
Every time I talk to this man about school loans, he gives me crap for putting myself in debt. I've explained to him that I'm TOO POOR to pay for it without loans. He's certainly more than welcome to help me out. He's also the main reason I've only recently started college--because I could not afford to pay for it when I turned 18.
Will you tell me crappy, selfish, douchey things that your parents have done, so I don't feel like some spoiled child for being a bit jealous/bitter about this? Nothing too severe (like "my father tried to kill me"), just douchey little things.
Where should I go?! I have no money and a half tank of gas, but dammit I want to DRIVE.
What diabetes inducing treat should I buy?
Whats your favorite Cold Stone flavor? (Or just Ice cream type if you don't like CS)
What's your favorite working snack?
2. My friend (21/m/NY) wears a hat with a Confederate flag on it that says "you wear your cross, I'll wear mine." I don't know what the fuck this shit is, considering we live in a very liberal, northern city and we're not racist or Southern in any way. He thinks it's cool and I'm mortified by it and won't hang out with him until he throws it out. Now I don't have any friends. What would you do if this were your friend?
If your life depended on choosing one of these reality shows to be on, which would you choose? (Doesn't matter where you're from or your age, pretend they'll take anyone)
Is this happening to anyone else?
I've done a virus scan but nothing's coming up. :/
**What are some hip hop/ dance songs that I can dance/work-out to?
What digital camera should I buy?
Something with a desent price, and takes really clear photos.
Do you have a digital camera?
Can you show me your favorite picture you took with it?
if so, can you obtain them in your town?
where do you live?
Do you stare at them intently when they come off?
Is it disgusting to you, or fascinating?
Why do people inspect them like that?
TQC, I'm house sitting and there's not a lot here. It's a dreary, rainy day and I'm about to make a trip to the grocery store for dinner and the liquor store for dessert. What should I buy?
Is there a site that you can play games like scrabble on without having to install java?
What shitty thing happened to you recently?
Which option do you think is best?
Bonus question: Why can't I bring myself to like Naruto? I tried, TQC, I really tried.
Friend A is celebrating his birthday. Friend B is attending but forgot to buy a present, so he buys Friend A a single lottery ticket and a card.. Friend A opens the card and is astonished as the cheapness of the gift, but acts grateful anyway and rubs off the scratcher. It's a winning ticket for $1,000,000. Friend B is upset now because he feels that since he's the one that bought the ticket, the money should go to him. Friend A says that the ticket was a gift and the money should go to him. What do you think should be the appropriate dispensing of lotto money?
2. Who do you miss right now?
3. What do you see as your next big transition (e.g. marriage, grad school, new job, whatever else) and how do you feel about it?
4. do song writers have to know anything about music composition? Why or why not?
Should we just accept the way that bad things are, or should we do what we can to change them?
Also, how was your day? Honestly?
Will you share weird/funny/awkward stories about anything involving your family?
You're dating someone new. It's that person you've had a crush on for some time and it finally happened; you're going out. The first date was a blast and you're really falling for them. The second date you made out for a half hour. You really really like him/her. On the third date, you banter and sweet talk during dinner, but your date has a big confession to make. "I...really like you. A lot. And it's imporant that you know a little bit about me before going forward with this relationship. You see....I'm a furry. I only tell those who I want to eventually become intimate with. Normal sex just isn't interesting to me, but animal characters in the bedroom turn me on like you wouldn't believe. Please understand. And I hope you don't break up with me just yet, but give my fetish a try first. You may like it". What's your response?
Do you ever find yourself explaining weird internet things to people in real life?
How does that make you feel?
how close or far are you from that point?
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I made a microwave brownie in a mug yesterday and it was pretty good. Really dense and rich and fudgy (though this could be attributed to the extra tbsp of Special Dark cocoa I added), kind like a homemade Warm Delights.
What is your favorite unconventional thing to microwave?
Ladies, do you agree with this list?
Are you having a good or bad period?
I've been having cramps, boobie pain and have felt soooo tired :(
Do you care to share?
My exboyfriend squirted toilet cleaner into his urethra when he was a little kid. Apparently it stung to high hell, he was lucky it wasn't drain cleaner.
Which of these children's television shows have you watched?
Which was your favorite?
What am I forgetting to pack?
Will you tell me stories about egotistical/general jackasses who thought you'd be lucky to have them?
For Halloween, if I'm in a white tshirt with a green logo, black shorts, red dots on my neck and arm, blonde hair and a tan, who would you think I was supposed to be?
You want suvaneir? did I spell that right? do you care that I didnt spell that right if indeed I did not?
What's bumming you out right now? I feel like complaining.
My 2 year old MacBook pro crashed on Wednesday and I've been so upset about it. It's my baby and I hope the shop can fix it without costing me an arm and a leg. I've been using my iPod touch for Internet for 4 days now. There also seems to be nothing to do tonight.
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Do you feel diabetic and heart-attacky when watching Man vs. Food?
What are you going to be for Halloween?
I did this earlier and said "oh, wrong number, sorry!" and hung up. I thought it was some guy's house. I double checked and it was the right number. I felt too stupid to call back.
What do you hate about the modern world?
How do you view your civilization? Advanced, primitive, etc.?
Should I just go to India? Or should I pass??
Also, if you have pets, what are they doing right now? My rabbit is running around the apartment like crazy, and my dog is sleeping on my bed, snoring loudly.
What's some fashion-type thing people do that you don't get?
I, unsurprisingly, have not heard back from them. Do you think it would be OK to e-mail them again? I want to say something like, "Dear Mr. Whoever, I recently e-mailed you about the job you posted on Craigslist a few days ago and haven't heard a response. Is the position still available? If it is, I think I would make an excellent candidate for the job" and then I would list some skills that I have that would be useful to the position. Is that a bad idea?
EDIT: It wasn't exactly a "formal" job. A couple in a near by neighborhood was looking for someone to come over to their house twice a week to cook meals. They weren't looking for someone with formal training, just someone who "loves to cook and follows recipes well." They didn't say anything about cover letters or resumes (although the cover letter thing was probably a good idea).
Do you believe in macroevolution?