||[Sep. 9th, 2009|10:52 pm]
The Question Club
You put your money into the vending machine to purchase your snack, which you're really craving. You put in the right amount of change. The machine acknowledges you put in the right amount of change. You look towards the window where your cherished snack is and it's being pushed forward, so that it'll fall into the slot below, where you can retrieve it. However, sometime bad happened and your snack didn't fall down. Oh, woe is you! Your snack was on the second shelf. What will you do now?
Shake, kick and try and tilt the machine in the hopes of propelling your snack forward
Put in more change, enough to purchase a second snack. The second snack will push the first one forward and you'll have 2!
Try and reach under the machine's access area, in the attempt to reach your disobediant snack
Walk away, dejected, getting nothing that you wanted
Look for the janitor or other authorized personel in the hopes they can open up the vending machine for you
Take this as an omen that you should be eating something more substantial
Write an angry worded letter to the manufacturer of the vending machine
Try and pick the lock
You're so upset that you turn to the one solution that will make it better. Booze! (or drugs if you're not a drinker)
You're so upset that you turn to the one solution that will make it all better. Arson! You burn the establishment to the ground