OMG OMG peeeeeeeeeeanut buuuuuuutterrrrrr.
OMG OMG peeeeeeeeeeanut buuuuuuutterrrrrr.
Did you hear what happened to twitter?
What do you think about that? Awesome? y/n?
What are you up to tonight TQC? Anything interestingly out of the norm?
Do you notice a difference between the store brand and the kelloggs?
I like the brown sugar cinnamon. And I have to go with the kelloggs. The alberstons brand just doesn't taste the same.
if you don't know or don't care... how did you get your current job? if you don't have a job, how much does this suck? : (
eta: isn't there a greasemonkey script or a firefox add on that will automatically fill in fields like address fields? can anyone link me to it?
Who is cuter in this photo, the itty bitty snoozing monkey or the man holding him?
The "aww" versus "wow" battle rages in my brain.
And if you don't care about that, what was the last video that made you laugh so hard you cried? Would you post it, please?
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Do I have a greedy parasite inside me? :(
If I get 100 people to pitch in 80 bucks each, we can totally share the zebra. One week at my house, one week at yours. Who wants a zebra?
Zebras would make good house pets, y/y?
Mostly 'cause I'm about to be one and I don't KNOW any in real life and I have some questions that no one's been able to answer.
So, could anyone point me towards a community that is actually helpful, instead of a bunch of bored housewives posting all day long? (Well, I don't care if they're bored housewives who post all day long, as long as they are helpful and not drama llama's.)
Will you make me feel better?
Will you pick 3 quotes from 3 of your favorite movies and let everyone guess?
I'll comment with mine (:
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No, I'm not looking to hire one. I'm only asking because I had a dream last night in which a close friend wanted to become one and I can't figure out what word was used in it.
e.g. monospaced comes out Stephen Hawking voice but cursive gets read wearing monocles and a tophat, while a silly-song voice is employed for fantasy and shouting is required for big'n'blocky text.
"Giving Up" by Ingrid Michaelson is our srslyinluv song, and we also dedicate "Bad Medicine" by Bon Jovi, "Sweet Child O' Mine" by GnR, and "Talk Dirty to Me" by Poison to each other at karaoke.
Do you ever get phantom tastes?
I always taste Jagermeister in my mouth. And I haven't had Jager in days.
If I usually go in to my office at 2 o'clock p.m., leave the office to go out on the field at 3, get OUT TO THE FIELD at about 5 (Brooklyn to the Bronx), and leave at 8, and I get paid for six hours of work (from 2-8), would it be safe to assume that if my boss wanted me to work today without going in to the office first, that I could count actually being out on the field for three hours as a six hour work day with my prep at home and commute out there?
ETA: What do you do for a living?
Well, I usually organize meetings for various unions around NYC through the non-profit I work for, but since there is a lull in the work I need to do, my boss is sending me out to work with people to prevent foreclosure on their homes to work with our loan modification counselors and shit. The organization I work for does WAY too much.
What do you worry about that will probably never happen?
fer the boys: what percentage of the women you meet each day do you scope? do you notice when other guys are scoping?
how do you feel about this
what's some good music?
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My cat Tatiana was acting totally fine last night. I went to bed and she jumped onto the bed seeking attention like usual and the kitten kept chasing her off because they still don't really get along. When I got up this morning to feed the cats, she didn't come eat, but she does this sometimes. She won't let me get to her, but she's a skittish cat, even with me and prefers to come to you on her terms. But she's hiding right now like she does when I have a guest over, but I'm the only one here, so I can't really get a chance to touch her to see if anything is hurting. She does this with me sometimes though. I shone a flashlight in her eyes and her pupils went to slits, so that's normal. She just seems lethargic. She's not vomiting or anything like that. She still hasn't eaten anything though I've been up for two hours. The other two cats are totally fine.
What should I do? I have an emergency vet if need be, but it doesn't seem like an emergency since she's not vomiting or bleeding or anything like that. She just seems...off. I don't even know how to describe it really. Should I wait to take her in tomorrow if she doesn't perk up?
TL;DR: I think my cat is sick but not in an emergency kind of sick way. What do I do?
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH PEEEEEEAAAAAAANUUUUUUUUUUT BUUUUUUUUUTTER
To all you PB&J haters: (_*_)
SUPPORT THE ONIONS
wah, other girls get rings, I get constructive criticism of my sex style.
2)What do you think of blowjob giving contests?
Not a shining example of feminism
3)Do stores in your area sell beer on sundays?
(why is tqc monopolised by americans?)
1. Have you ever had a stalker? What happened?
2. Will you tell me about a time where you had an idiot co-worker or an idiot boss?
3. Do you know someone who is extremely religious? How so?
4. Do you have any random good/funny/sad/crazy/whatever stories you want to share?
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We're cleaning out an apartment for a friend, and came across a huge stain on the floor. The responsible person has already moved out.
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I've already watched my favorite movie and had my favorite food, neither of which helped :( I can't go anywhere and the people I would want to see are busy.
What's your favorite 90s song? 80s? 70s?
When he came to pick me up, I said "How do I look?" And he said, "Will it matter what I say, or will you just think you're hideous anyway?"
WTF? ALSO, he didn't even offer to pay the bill, or even leave a tip, and I ended up having to use money from my first (desperately needed) paycheck to pay for our meal. He's normally not like this at all. It almost seemed like a passive-aggressive way of slapping at me because he doesn't particularly like my favorite restaurant (I only request we go there on rare special occasions because of this).
Would you have been pissed off by these things?
What would you have done in my situation? I just tried to maintain my good mood and not start a fight.
I suck at figuring out stuff like that and I know that each fabric width is different. Blah.
My friends have also somehow managed to convince me to do a scrapbook. Is it really as much fun as they seem to think/say it is? Or will I want to shoot myself in the face?
What are you listening to right now?
John Williams playing classical guitar
As of late - I've honestly run into such debt and money issues that the cans and bottles can sometimes now mean if I have dinner or not. I keep my collection of returns in the rear of my house on the deck (since I barely have room for them inside and since it's private property I assumed strangers wouldn't waltz right down my driveway and through my backyard), and over the past couple months everytime the bin has been full and ready to return it will somehow empty itself without my knowledge. I wanted to give the woman and her family the benefit of the doubt - but today I was upstairs doing laundry and must not have heard the knock at the door - I glanced out the window to the deck and saw the woman filling her bag with my bottles and cans.
TQC, what would you do?
For the tl;dr crowd: I used to give a woman my used cans and bottles to return, but now I pretty much need the spare cash - and lately she's been coming by and taking them all when I'm not home.
Does anyone know of a good, cost effective way to accomplish this? I know my way around the basics of AV setups but don't know what kind of equipment one would need to build a system like this, especially using a computer's output as the source.
If you are on birth control, what kind (edit: what brand)? How long have you been on it?
What are you having for lunch? I'm about to make guacamole and I'm ridiculously excited about it.
I am finding it hard to explain to people that I consider myself to be reasonably smart, and intelligent, but most people use college, or having a degree as a basis for this. I am not in college, nor do I have a degree. I've never been particularly academically inclined, but I've been told that I am smart.
Are you doing ESPN or Yahoo Fantasy Football 2009? Are you excited? Who are you hoping to pick?
Have you ever done a Gatlin course in medical billing or medical terminology, or some other sort of career training? Would you recommend it to me?
What kind of over-the-counter painkiller works best for you? Aspirin, ibuprofen, acetaminophen, etc. I've heard that instead of taking too much of one kind at once, taking some of all three is best because they all work in different ways––is this true?
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If you were by yourself, far away from everyone you loved for 6 months, what would you like to receive in a care package?
i'm dying of boredom so i picked it up
if you didn't, what's your favourite FF? favourite video game in general?
edit: oh yay, looks like i didn't waste my twenty bucks :D
My boyfriend and I have both decided on my outfit: a modest, but cute black blouse with a black knee-length skirt.
Which color of nail polish should I wear?
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Should I curl my hair or blow dry it straight?
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THANKS GUYZ ILY ALL. I AM SO STRESS'D.
Anyone want to have a few drink with Freakshownia and I at Bukowski's pub?
What are other epic songs along the lines of Journey's "Don't Stop Believing" and Europe's "The Final Countdown"?
I'm making a mix CD and could use a little help.
When they do, should you reply to the text/answer the call? Or keep ignoring them? What exactly are the rules to this odd game?
When looking at the lyrics to the song "We Both Go Down Together" by the Decemberists, does the narrator rape the girl in question, or is it consensual? The lyrics are under the cut with the important part in bold.
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I have two cats and a dog and we got fleas! (Not sure where from. I'm assuming the vet hospital when my dog got sick and had to stay overnight. She's all better now besides these fleas!)
We've had them for about 3 weeks now. I've tried flea collars, Frontline flea gel (or whatever it is), flea baths (Bathing cats is funnnnnnnnnnn!), and some flea furniture spray.
I've cleaned my entire apartment to the best of my ability this weekend, twice over. Five loads of laundry, two full bags of vacuumed dust and hair, and the entire house dusted and sprayed.
But I'm still seeing fleas on my animals.
What else can I do? :(
And for everyone else: What do you do to feel less lonely?
who is the quintessential Sesame Street character? The ONE you always think of when you think of Sesame Street?
2. Have you ever been to a foam party? What did you wear? What did you do? What did you see? Would you go again?
3. Uh... there's something dripping down your leg. Would you like to borrow a couple of tissues?
Cute or disgusting?
2 If you have a laptop where do you use it most often?
3 What else are you most likely to be doing while on the computer?
What is your favorite image you have saved?
I save pictures of sharks because they're my favorite animal!
If you don't care about my dire situation, what's the kool-aid flavor that you can't stand?
What about when you're the guest?
I'm making hamburgers for dinner, what would you put on yours!
We were supposed to be working things out and all of the sudden on Tuesday when I asked him what was going on and if we were still together, he said he couldnt be with me right now. And used alot of stupid excuses. Of course at first I was crying and begging him back. The next day I called him in the morning and told him i loved him, he said i do to.
After that I just stopped. Calling and texting.
The thing is he keeps calling me. And for the first 2 days he was texting to say goodnight and goodmorning. Now it has slowed down.
We have a son together and he is in the military so we will ALWAYS have to keep in touch. I understand that. But I send him atleast 2 videos of his son everyday. Isnt that enough?? I got another cellphone, which he doesnt have the number to. So I am using this one for my friends and the guys I am talking to =p But the cellphone I use to talk to him I usually just put it on silent or turn it off so I dont have to answer his calls. I know this seems mean, but I dont see the reason to speak to him unless its about his son..
What you you think? If anyone has been in this position how do you go about this?
And yes, I want him back. Badly. But I am being strong and keeping my feelings well well hidden. I am always nice to him and just cut the calls short. But after a few minutes I just want to say "I miss you.. I love you" and thats BAD! Please help =(
How did it go?
Why does he need all this candy?
I've fainted several times before, but today was the first time someone else caused it. My boyfriend and I were play fighting and he squeezed me between his legs so hard that he squeezed all the breath out of me and I passed out!
Imagine you're a guy a sec.
Imagine you went out for a night out with your friends whilst yout GF had a "sleepover" with her friends.
Imagine one of her friends is depressed and gets really bad nightmares, so doesn't like to sleep alone. Oh, and she's a lesbian.
So you come home from your night out to find your GF asleep in the same bed as the lesbian.
What's your reaction?
Someone I know did this (she's the lesbian). Her friend's BF came home and went psycho at her friend because she "slept with a lesbian!" And now friend and BF are arguing and she feels responsible. And is getting more depressed.
How many famous people can you think of that have died in plane crashes? I can think of 4 right of the top of my head
What is the correct course of action in this kind of situation, so as to preserve your dignity and not make the situation any worse? Make an apology post? Reply to every poster? Or just delete your accounts, change your name and move to a country that doesn't have internet access?
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2)If you were to graffiti the sidewalks with chalk, what would you write?
3)will you show me a picture of a tree?
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I'm currently disabled but may be able to (begin to) relearn to walk around the first week of September. I need a job very badly but cannot work retail for obvious reasons, unless I really want to fuck up my healing process. Would it be worth it to start applying for clerical/admin/call center jobs now and attempt to explain to them that I will not be able to work until the first or second week of September? The job market here is really bad. I also can't drive yet, and my dad has to take me everywhere. I have a doctor's appointment on the 27th and get a lot more answers then, and hopefully will also gain a walking cast so I can at least drive. I applied for disability but haven't heard yet.
Other than Craigslist, where do you even start to look for clerical positions?
What would you recommend I do? I'm really not even sure where to turn next at this point.
Do you have anything you could bitch and rant and rave about? Go ahead!
What was your last "little victory"?
I have an HP Photosmart C8180 and according to staples.com, it is going to cost me roughly $70 for replacement ink cartridges. I so don't want to spend that kind of money. :/
How was your weekend?
Have you had any experience with good aphrodisiacs? Which ones?
how about 500 days of summer?
if you haven't seen them (one or the other), will you go?
When was the last time you cried your eyes out?
I can only d/l the video with file2hd and I want just the audio!
people elsewhere: do you wish you had the gnarly storm we're having?
radar for those who are interested.
I thought I had it programmed to control my tv, but I don't. I just moved back to school and I don't have the instructions. None of the instructions I can find on the internet will work with it because it doesn't have a flippin' 'code search' key.
TQC, if you have this remote and the instructions, will you PLEASE tell me how to run the autoprogram on it or how to program it manually?
EDIT: son of a biscuit, one of my friends found it JUST as i posted this entry. for posterity, here's how to do it.
2)Does your library have a new books section?
3)What are you procrastinating about?
Doing my portfolio.
Also, if you want to reassure me my car will sell in the next three weeks (before I go to my con), that would be awesome!
I sat in the car the other day for maybe 2 hours listening to the radio. When I went in today and turned the key, I got a small rumble out the engine then it died completley.
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Do you know what the icon is? Why is my car dead?
Any tips/advice you can give me to looking after the car?
My kid is sick. How can I get him to stop crying and go to sleep?
What did you have for dinner?
What is your favorite foreign country?
What is proper revenge? Creative answers encouraged.
I should pretend it's for someone else, y/n?
is it better to come to a party late but with gifts/food, or on time but with nothing at all?
what are some things you need at a child's first birthday party? would you invite other kids and parents over and spend the day with just your own family?
You walk into the ladies washroom. It has three empty stalls. Do you take the stall closest to the door, the middle stall or the stall furthest away from the door?
Same questions, but with urinals.
I read somewhere once that the middle stall is the dirtiest because so many people use it, while the stall that's closest to the door is the cleanest because people assume it's the most frequently used (and thus the dirtiest).
Have you ever used Omegle? Does the concept of anonymous one-on-one chat with randomly selected strangers interest you, scare you, or bore you?
My boyfriend's flight is delayed until 11:56 tonight. I should make him help me take out the garbage at work, y/n? (I work in the same airport).
How else should I get rid of my old cell phones?
What do you do to stop them?
What'd you do yesterday? I went sailing!
If a heterosexual man sucks on his own penis is that a homosexual act?
eta: if you have a penis and were able to, would you suck it yourself?
1. you know how during sports events, sometimes dunkin donuts will have a race between biggie bagel, cuppy coffee and dashing donut on the jumbotron? have you ever been in the section that won, and if so, did you redeem your ticket for a free coffee or tea? (biggie bagel won today, and i feel like i should celebrate his victory.)
2. have you ever gone to a professional sports game when you were rooting for the visiting team, or better yet, worn the opposing team's logo? did people give you dirty looks and/or harass you?
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Feel free to elaborate why.
I know the general area of where he lives, which is in another state, but myspace and facebook have been an epic fail without a last name. What do I do? Give up? I don't want to be a creeper but I'm really regretting not getting his number. :(