perform a strip tease for your children or have them perform one for you?
have your mother walk in on you masterbating, or walk in on your mother masterbating?
have to race for your life against a 12 year old or a 7 year old dog?
fourcorners and I want to go to LACMA. In the immediate area, there is also the La Brea Tar Pits and the Natural History Muesum, so if you are not pretentious enough for the art museum, we can go check out some dinosaurs and taxidermy birds and stuff instead.
None of those attractions costs more than $12, but everything is less if you have your student ID on you. There are lots of little eateries scattered around as well, so no one has to go hungry, and if you are broke, don't worry about it, because I AM BROKE TOO, so we don't have to do anything fancy.
TQC, ARE YOU IN?
EDIT: OR OR! We could be craaaaazy and go see the Michael Jackson and Bubbles statue that resides in a gallery in/near Griffith Park! I BET THAT CHANGED YOUR MINDS, DIDN'T IT???
EDIT2: There is also the zoo and the observatory, among many, MANY other awesome things. What do I have to bribe you guys with to get you to come meet up?!?!
Would you help me out by showing me some pictures of clothing I could wear to a memorial service? I mean, I know roughly what to wear (and what not to wear), but I am having a tough time putting an outfit together.
I have a lot of basic black (pants, skirts, sweaters, blouses dresses, etc.), but I kind of want to wear something a little more interesting than that. I am not opposed to spending some money on other articles of clothing or accessories. The memorial is for a good friend of mine who was always beautifully and impeccably dressed, and I feel like it would be a fitting tribute to her to wear something that's just right.
ETA: When I say "interesting" I mean "not black," basically. I just want some suggestions on how to add some color to whatever I wear. I can see how my wording makes it sound like I want to wear a muumuu or something, which I assure you is not the case. :)
Have you ever read anything by Samuel Beckett? How did it make you feel?
I'm taking an entire course on him this summer in which we have to read almost all his works and I want to shoot myself.
If you haven't read anything by him, who is your least favorite author that you've read?
If so, can you please explain to me why my bff thinks she's pregnant because she's dreaming about water?
If not, can you tell me where I can find a bff who bases whether or not she's pregnant off of o idk a pregnancy test?
Edit: Ok, I just told him I'd grab food with him but not come over after. His response leads me to believe he was just hoping to get laid.
Some stupid bitch started texting me on my phone at 3 am. I do not know who she is, and she wouldn't leave me alone.
I threatened to post her number online. Really, I should have just stopped replying, but I was pissed.
I should just ignore this and go on with my life, because it would just be unacceptable to actually post her phone number online, right? Right.
Edit: I started including so many swears in my responses that she seems to have stopped. LOL. Oddly, she kept asking me how old I am. She was really quick to volunteer her name and age though, without any prompting.
Now that I think about it, it makes me wonder if it was someone being a dick with someone else's phone.
If you are, what do you want to eat?
If not, what was the last thing you ate?
What was the strangest thing you've ever eaten?
4) A live snail. Tiny little thing, tasted like peanuts.
I love this place...its like
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Which will keep me thin?
Do you watch any TV ministers?
Are you religious?
Seriously...I've now officially slept through every movie. They all start out looking cool, devolve into two hours of nothing happening/a lot of talking, and then end with a grand total of 2 or 3 minutes of "action". What's the big deal?
My great aunt (who hadn't met my fiancee) came to my fiancee's wedding shower on Saturday...at which point she told her, "You're not nearly as fat as you look in pictures."
Should I feel bad that I found out, later that same day, that her address was lost and her invitation didn't go out with everyone else's? I don't particularly care to rush around and get one in the mail to her at present.
where can i use it?
there is an elementary school a few blocks from my house but i wasn't sure if it's ok to do that there.
if you don't know, what should i draw when i finally find a place?
how are you today?
my fiance' and myself are comfortable at a much warmer temperature than our cat. the cat has long hair and frequently pants (verb) like a dog. should we purchase a nice pair of pet clippers and shave him??edited: pants as in sticks out his tongue and mouth-breaths, people! wowzers!
It would be awesome to have a kid's book about mutations.
2)Do you know of any low impact exercise dvds? Would you tell me about them?
3)Casual, hardcore or hardcasual gamer?
I'm a hardcasual gamer- I still love me some games, but I need games that are much shorter nowadays
How To Become A Morning Person
Step 1 - wake up early
Step 2 - smile
step 3 - repeat
Do you agree? Why/not?
2.my farts smell like diarrhea. is a diarrhea tsunami about to hit??
3.will you share something that is TMI?
What's your favorite one?
I've stopped tagging mine since I'm forgetful but I was looking through old entries and my favorite tag is 'hi i had wine'
For everyone, what's the last song you listened to?
I heard a guy once say, in response to a pro-gay marriage person talking about how they deserve equal rights; "Gay guys already have the same rights I do. They can marry any woman they choose, just like I can."
Will you come up to the front of the room and share a limerick with the class?
Say you're a Verizon customer with about a month left to your contract. You've been obsessing for MONTHS about getting an iPhone when your contract runs out. Then you win a contest and you get a gift certificate to go toward the actual iPhone. Do you embrace this good fortune and use the 'free money' to justify ending your Verizon contract early, or do you wait the month (obsessing the whole time) to avoid the cancellation fee?
Would it be wrong to go to the ortho in sweats, a t-shirt, and my hair unwashed in a ponytail?
Who would you date?
If not, hypothetically say you've met a new guy/girl, gone on a dinner date, hung out together one day, and you have plans for next Friday. You're walking your hypothetical dog in the park when you see him/her walking towards you down the path, holding hands with another person. Obviously you are not their only line of inquiry, so to speak. How do you act? How do you feel? Do you mention it Friday?
What is the highest number of people that you have been seeing at one time?
I am in _____________.
I would rather be in_____________.
Srs and non-srs welcome.
If you could re-write the story to reflect modern society, what would you change?
What would the new moral lesson/ lesson on sexuality be?
*I have an extra credit assignment where I could change a fairy tale to fit my own perspective. I've always liked Goldilocks and the Three Bears, but I was just curious what you would do?
I need a good curry recipe. I went to cook up some curry veggies and rice tomorrow night for dinner. Do you have a good recipe that you can personally vouch for it's deliciousness? I don't want to resort to some random Google search result.
What are some other good documentaries like this? The more controversial the subject, the better.
I'm going to the grocery store after work today, and I don't have a lot of money or a lot of kitchen talents. What items should I buy (four or less) that, when made together somehow, will make deliciousness? Assume that I have bread, butter, milk, eggs, and noodles.
should i smile, half-smile, or look solemn in the picture? (my state is not one of the ones with a no-smile rule)
i need to trim my hair--should i do it before or after?
and for fun, how bad is your license/ID picture? i actually like my passport and school ID pictures, but my old license is horrendous.
has this ever happened to you?
or have you ever developed an aversion to anything you used to love?
what are your plans for today?
how come this summer hasn't been really nice at all?
TQC, at what point do you consider your relationship with someone "exclusive" (How many dates? Do you have The Talk? Do you just assume?)?
How would you react to someone you've been seeing romantically (holding hands/ kissing in public/ dinner and movies) for a few weeks telling you he/ she isn't sure about your relationship status, because they "don't know what they want yet"?
When ending a relationship, what is the best way to go about it? The worst?
And if you don't care, how is your day going?
I just tried eating gingersnaps with peanut butter... it's heavenly and I want the entire world to know about it!
How much do you make per hour?
about 90 cents more than minimum wage.
Exclude English from your answers!
What are some good picnic foods?
What are other cute romantic gestures can one do for their SO?
How do you fold them?
ETA: thanks guys!
ETA: This is a question because I wonder why people stay in relationships with people they don't like/aren't happy with. The 'right?' as a question is to find someone to prove me wrong, which at the moment doesn't look like it's going to happen.
Am I an asshole for still wanting to shave my head? I'd rather just get it out of the way than have to deal with it coming out in clumps and be a constant reminder that I'm sick, ya know?
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What were some of your favorite TV shows when you were growing up?
what about menstrual pain?
'Neither' isn't an option! :-)
What was the last movie you saw on the big screen?
I've done both and haven't noticed a difference
When you clean out your closet, do you try to sell your stuff to places like Plato's Closet, or just donate it all? If you just donate it, where to?
I've taken stuff to Plato's before but it's kind of a hike, so I typically just donate it to Goodwill.
What is your favorite kind of pizza?
Thiiiiiiiin, crispy crust with cheese, mushrooms, and onions.
What jewelry do you regularly wear?
I always wear my star lariat and almost always have a pair of earrings in.
What is NOT a legit reason to break up with someone?
If so, what were you?
Is it too early to start planning costumes for this year?
However, the right turn is merely a continuation of the same road, meaning it bears the same name as the road you were just on.
Since the road's name stays the same, is this considered an official "right turn"? Do you have to put on the car's turn signal to indicate that you're turning right, or do you just proceed slowly around the corner without the signal?
(Edited for clarification.)
What was the last experience you had that made you question something you believed?
Alternately, what are your thoughts on psychics? Have you ever seen one?
ETA, I mean in regards to horror movies and stuff. Not saying that kids are creepy IRL.
The following are places that the piercing will not go:
~ belly button
1 - Where would you prefer to get it?
2 - Under what scenario would you be resigned to get this piercing?
3 - Under this scenario, what is the likeliest place you would have to get a piercing if you weren't given the option to choose?
or those irresistible pizza rolls?
and if you're not caring about football
should I buy a 5 pound bag of Sugarless Gummi Bears?
Edit: Would working in a very small office change your answer?
What is your favorite cut of french fry: steak fries, curly fries, shoe string fries, crinkle cut fries, WAFFLE FRIES or something else?
A disturbing number of people are saying "he's paid his debt to society, forgive and forget", or outright "all he did was kill some dogs".
So what do you think, TQC? Forgive and forget, or hope he burns in hell?
Which show should be next on my agenda?
(the music I'm listening to is this weeks download.. it's cute)
Would you like a quick laugh? Here ya go. http://art-garfrinkle.livejournal.com/profile
mine is heathers
If you could change something about it what would it be?
**besides the monthly fun**
What are you doing right now?
What is your favourite work out?
i read it many many years ago when i was in seventh grade, so it could probably be classified as short story for children. there were two siblings, and one was significantly weaker and sicker than the other. i think one day they were playing outside in the rain and the older sibling left the weaker one outside and he drowned... it had an unusual title, i think. like the name of a bird or a flower species ('the ____"). OMG this probably makes no sense, but if any of this rings a bell please tell me. this is bugging me.
Will you help me find something funnier?
If not, what do you miss?
Do you just leave and go do something else, and hope that you're back before they get out? Assume this person doesn't have a cell phone that can let you know when they're done.
Or do you just sit and wait? Should I bring my DS? A book?
Do you think it's important to know how to swim?
What's for dinner?
Baked bbq chicken breasts, steamed broccoli, and baked butternut squash with garlic and parmesan cheese.
Was today better than yesterday?
Will tomorrow be better than today?
What happened when you finally did talk?
I can't quite figure out from what I'm reading how the two cities are different & what the attractions of each are.
What is Hanoi like vs. Ho Chi Minh? I have about a week and a half to spend in Vietnam.
I am putting a few streaks in my hair. Will you vote on what color it should be?
The options are:
-After Midnight Blue
-Cotton Candy Pink
-Tripped Up Turquoise
I have dark brown hair, btw.
care to share?
what kind of cell phone do you have?
does it do anything "special"?
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I've tried improvising homemade veggie soup three times now, and each time I've gotten something better, but still something I can't stand to eat. I need a recipe, but everything I find uses canned tomatoes.
eta: if you consider no words you spoke to be uncommon, feel free to share which was the least common
When was the last time you were in a church/temple/mosque?
eta: i don't mean it as a one-time thing, but constantly being unfaithful in every serious relationship they've had.
1. what is your favorite flavor of shishah?
2. have you ever combined flavors of shishah? if so, what was successful? what was not successful?
3. do you have any tips, tidbits, etc about smoking hookah?
4. what is your favorite music to listen to while smoking hookah?
(feel free to tell me about both TQC and IRL)
(ETA: I'm a dumbass, I missed the part where it said the payment had gone through)
For me, it was "you look like one of my WoW characters."
Shot in the dark/Nerd question: Have you seen Evangelion 1.0: You Are (Not) Alone? Wasn't it awesome?
When was the last time you ran your mouth and it back-fired?
Will you post a picture of your least comfortable pair of shoes?
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Also, if you know any bunny caring tips, lemme have 'em please.
Have you ever used whitening strips? How did that go for you?
I just put on Crest White Strips and they feel disgusting.
They taste gross and keep slipping off my teeth.
one about URBAN TERRORISTS!!! who end up just being people who were arrested for being assholes.
2)What do you think about manned missions to Mars?
3)How much do you need a massage on a scale of 1 to 10?
10, I need one tons.
Do you inhale?
Why would you not?
So, TQC, do you live in Boise or have you ever been there?
Did/do you like it?
What are some fun things to do in or around Boise?
If you had a kid and brought them to a family comedy night...how pissed would you be if someone made a pussy joke?
Now I've become interested in physics and am seriously considering attempting to take a bunch of math courses and then maybe trying to get a second degree in physics. It would be a total 180 for me, but I am really interested in the hard sciences and think it would be much more rewarding than the liberal arts.
The problem is, I don't know if I could actually do this. I'm interested in the concepts but in reality I don't know if I'm capable of understanding the math. Do you think it's possible to re-train your brain to think within the parameters of a subject you've never excelled in before? Have you ever done anything like this?
how far away is your nearest mcdonald's?
have you ever had a big mac? was it good?
what is the grossest thing at mcdonald's (or the grossest-sounding thing)?
about 2 miles.
nope, but i'm thinking about trying one to commemorate the end of my summer job working at mcdonald's.
i will never try a mcgriddle or a double quarter pounder with cheese.
I think pirates and Ferris Bueller's Day Off are overrated.
Also, have you had any secret languages with your family or friends?
About the way you look?
Elaborate if you feel like it.
That's a box of 100 Otter Pops
For 2 front row seats to the concert of your choice, would you eat the entire box in one sitting?
For back stage passes and invitation to the after-concert party afterwards at the hotel, would you eat a second box (that's another 100 pops) in one sitting? Bathroom breaks are allowed