|Against all odds
||[Jul. 2nd, 2009|07:41 pm]
The Question Club
You have a croquet mallet in your hand, and before you are 6 pinatas. One of them is filled with money. The other five are filled with bees. The music from the nearby house is too loud and you can't hear which pinatas are buzzing. Will you swing away?
I'll go through as many as I have to, smashing every last last bee with my mallet and hope that when I finally get to the one with the money, it's enough to make this whole exercise worth all the stings
Before you are 6 rooms. In each room is a large bed. In one of the rooms, you get to have a threesome with two of the following: Johnny Depp, Evangeline Lily, Christian Bale, Scarlett Johansson. In the other 5 rooms, you'll be forced to have a threesome with Rosie O'Donnel and Rush Limbaugh. You have no clue which door leads to which room, so you'll have to just take a chance. Each time you go into a room that does not contain Depp&co., you'll have to have sex with Rosie and Rush again, 5 times being the maximum. Considering the possibility of getting to bang a couple hot celebrities, would you take the chance?
Hell no. It's not worth a 1 in 6 chance of fun for 5 out of 6 chances for mental scarring
I don't even like those celebrities. No deal
I'll go through as many of them as I have to before I get to the sexy room. It's worth it
You and 19 other people are gathered together, given a parachute and put on a plane and then given an explanation. For every person that makes it to the ground safely, they each get $25,000. You'll all be trained in proper parachute use. However, only 19 out of the 20 packs contain parachutes. The last pack is filled with Beanie Babies. You can't check inside your chute without compromising its performance and you can't tell from the outside which one isn't a chute, so you'll just have to wait until you jump. Will you take a deadly risk with a 95% chance of success for 25k?
No. I'm not comfortable with the odds
No. I don't like heights