Do you get confused if you do anything out of order in your daily routine?
During school dances, what song did you always get stuck slow dancing to with the dude with sweaty palms?
what do you think is an appropriate amount per week?
It's payday and you just went to the bank. You had a few errands at some cash-only businesses the next day and you were planning a big trip the next day, so you took out your entire paycheck in cash, however how much that may be. You're walking across the street in the empty lot where you parked your car (the bank's lot was full), when you're approached by a guy with a gun. "So horny', he says. "I gotta get some ass. Either give me all the money you're carrying, or give me oral sex. So....money or honey!" He kind of looks like an even hick-ier version of Larry the Cable Guy. What do you offer him?
Ladies, this question is for you. You're having sex with your SO (pretend if you're single), and he/she/it is penetrating you in a new angle. This angle is JUST right and you're suddenly on the quick road to Orgasmville, population: you. It's the best, most intense sexual experience you've ever had and you're about to go buck wild in a minute and counting down. It feels SO DAMN GOOD you almost can't stand it. However, because of this new angle and the peculiar way the penis/finger/strap-on is penetrating you, a lot of air is getting in and you're suddenly aware that you're queefing to beat the band. With each thrust, your orgasm gets closer to Ground Zero, but also, each thrust makes you queef loudly. About another minute to go before you explode in pleasure, but that also means another 20 queefs. Your SO's face somewhere between amusement and disgust. What do you do?
what should i do?
What is/was your major or concentration?
Did you know Jack White is in another new band?
Will you show me your pretty faces?
normally I'm eating pretty much constantly throughout the day but all I've eaten in the past 2 days is a tomato D: wtf
Bonus points if you can guess 5, 6 and 8 right.
2. Speaking of spooky, will you post a scene from a movie or television show that scares, disturbs or otherwise haunts your dreams? Or if you can't find it, will you describe it?
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i just discovered a bunch of facebook games yesterday at 3am in the morning D: i now play pet society, bejeweled, barn buddy and restaurant city. during my revision period!
my boyfriend lives in another state, for school. he lives with a friend of his, her sister, and another guy (his friend let him move in even though there's not much room.) My boyfriend and his friend share a bed (They have completely different sleeping schedules and in the month he's been there i think they've only slept in the same bed once). When I'm speaking with him on the phone, and she comes into the room he always says he'll call me back. He says it's because she's always drunk and loud and nosy, but i'm getting a little iffy since this happened today at 1pm..
My question: Am I nutso for being a little jealous and reading to much into this or is it okay for me to be?
if you don't care/didn't read/whatever; do you pee in the shower?
When was the last time someone did something to you that you later realized was creepy? What did they do?
Have you ever told someone off for being a creeper?
Have you ever hit it off with someone really well only to regret it later as they ended up being creepy?
What should I do??
Get her cooking lessons?
I'M A FATHER...I HAVE RIGHTS DAMMIT!
1. work out later tonight?
2. work out tomorrow on my REST day?
3. Just hit it harder on my next session?
EDIT: PHIL was obvs homeschooled so I had to educate him about evolution, transgender studies and spatial physics.
Have you ever actually seen someone dancing with a lamp shade on their head at a party?
Doing anything fun or interesting today that you'd like to share?
Being able to see a girl's bra under/through her shirt or because of the straps being placed weird... good/bad/ugly/slutty/no big deal/something else?
I've got this guy:
Creepy because he's been reposting that ad at least every two weeks for the past year, maybe longer. Obviously he's a creeper but even creepers find roommates eventually.
Edit: For the fashion forward, would you wear these clothes with these shoes out in public?
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Have you had your tonsils removed?
Stories? I think I might have tonsillitis right now, but my doctor's appointment isn't for a little while.
did you lie about how much you weighed when asked at the dmv?
would you think it a little odd that he only invites her around when you leave but never did when you were around?
in other news, do you think the movie He's Just Not That Into You is accurately portraying different relationship dynamics?
Aladdin it is! Keep voting though, cuz I'll need a second one!
TQC, do you have any advice for a newly single person? Tips?
Also, ladies and non-straight men, do you think he is attractive?
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Is full-time 30 hours a week or 40? I was under the impression that you're technically full-time at 30, and that anything over 40 is overtime, but my friend says I'm wrong.
How much do you spend a month on internet/phone/cable? What company do you have?
How do you feel when something happens so that you lose 'em all and have no way to get them all back except by whatever you can remember?
ETA: Why is
If Sophie's Choice were to happen to them, for instance.
Do you think the B&B will allow me to not pay for the first night I'm supposed to stay there if I miss my flight? Would it be really stupid of me to e-mail the woman I've been in contact with who runs it and explain my situation ahead of time (I mean obviously it wouldn't do much good since they can't book another guest to stay in that room if I "might" be staying there...)?
What is your favorite kind of berry? Also what is a type of food you've never tried but would like to?
What are some of the little things, if any, that have made you happy recently?
What do you think about colored contacts?
my sister worked at one, but we don't talk so she wouldn't tell me anything except they had to buy really expensive dresses to wear there.
eta: i just realized it's only in florida, so i'm asking the orlandofl comm <3
I feel super sluggish and weird. Does this ever happen to you when you sleep too much? how do I fix this? (already drank mad coffee)
show me your favorite picture of your boyyyy or ladyyyy?
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if not, tell me your favorite type of cheese
Which parks would you be most excited for?
What's your favorite theme park ever? Why?
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if you've got weddings to go to this summer, what gift(s) are you getting the couple(s)?
How'd that work out for you?
(Yes, I should know this stuff. I suck.)
I failed my driving theory test today. By 3 marks. Stupid!
2)What are some bands/artists that you think sound similar to your answer for #1?
come on guys, you can do better than idk. that's a sucky answer. you can say sometimes they sound like joy division and sometimes they sound like johnny cash. or you can say "it's like if a bunch of kindergarteners got together and banged/plucked on instruments while miss piggy did the vocals" something!
Does anyone else do this? What program do you use?
Will you post a list/screenshot of the movies you have on your computer?
I love Reel Big Fish's cover of Take on Me.
Have you ever seen a really good cover band? Who were they covering?
Nope, saw a Guns N Roses over band once, but they weren't great.
I need a far away shot of a dark haired guy in a suit getting shot for a video
anyone know where I can find one? Doesn't matter which movie it is...as long as it's somewhat...like that...
EDIT: if you can also help me with this shot: a sniper shot of a guy who isn't around a lot of people
thanks a lot folks <3
what did you think of it?
if you haven't, get your hands on it because it is fucked. up. i read it to the kids i was babysitting last night and i just sat there the whole time thinking "What the WHAT."
Should I tell him?
ETA: NSFW link in comments.
I'm boiling them with some rosemary and sprinkling them with balsamic vinaigrette if that makes a difference.
Serious answers only, please. I'm renting my place, and there's quiet a bit on the carpet, and I really don't want to lose my deposit.
So far, we're making bacon brownies, bacon cookies, and I'm making bacon vodka, but we're short of other ideas for things to include.
Do you have any ideas for us, TQC???
For one, my everything bagel with a fried egg and cheese and black peppah
or hey if you feel like it do them all!!!
What is your myer-briggs type?
So far I think Laffy Taffy and strawberry Nesquik (I don't even like it that much but I'll be damned if I could find it here).
They've already sent me Tootsie Rolls and Twizzlers so I don't need anymore of those.
I googled the eff out of this but all I get are other people asking the same question :(
Will you switch from Google to Bing? (assuming you're an avid Google user which most people are)
Do you say "I love you" first?
Do you personally think you can be in love more than once?
Did anything bad happen to you today?
also- who else has watched Nurse Jackie?
After studying a whole day for a Precalculus II test on Wednesday, at 7:51pm, stop studying, and finish tomorrow(which might be my last chance to really study)
Finishing studies today even if it takes until about 12am, so I can get tomorrow off, so I can go out and have fun with my boyfriend. (I really would like to do this one, but my head hurts, and I'm sick of studying!!!)
Which would you pick?
If you don't care, will you post your favorite picture ever? :) Either yours, or a picture that you've found.
YEAH OMG it was so sweet, I teared up a little. Well, a lot.
How do you deal with passive-aggressive people?
(damn people, it means partying till the sun comes up)
I am totally digging Dark & Stormys (Stormies?) right now.
What was the last thing someone called you? Or what was the last thing someone stereotyped you as?
Has God or something of the supernatural ever spoke to you?
Have you ever touched an artificially enhanced breast?
Would you ever make out with a hot dog?
Is it weird to see a teacher outside of school?
When was the last time you had a real heart to heart (I hate that phrase what I mean is a truthful conversation about plans and how your doing) with you parents?
Mine was about 5 minutes ago. This was with my father and I think it turned out alright mostly about my plans for the future and how I am doing right now. Also it included how great of parents they were and how because of that I am able to keep my life on track.
If you haven't had one recently or needed one recently alternate question, should I start drinking with a buddy of mine?
If yes what should i drink? Options include beer, whiskey, and vodka.
Second alternate question what was the last play or movie that inspired you to do something?
Mine was Gran Torino and it inspired me to call my father.
WTF? Was I out of line?
Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak, are you smart?
What are some of your favorite romantic songs? better yet, what era/genre has the best romantic songs?
Has your stance on having children changed at all?
If you have children, do you want more? Were they planned pregnancies?
2. Are you a dog person or a God person?
3. What would you do if you had all seven dragonballs?
4. Did you ever own a Beyblade?
Is this platonic bullshit or is it a hidden plea to ask him out?
Did you end up wasting a lot of money on classes you didn't need?
Do you regret not sticking with your first choice?
Were you picked on when you attended school? If so, by whom were you picked on and what did they do to you?
How guilty should I feel?
Would you tell me a funny story to make me feel better?
why would he do it?
srs and non srs answers welcome
Does this happen to you? These people were not family either.
I said it today, because I really have, and I think I creepd the kid out. =[
What words gross you out?
I like the words "shampoo" and "bracelet."
I don't like the words "blood" and "slime."