|Stupid Ex-BF stuff
||[May. 12th, 2009|08:03 am]
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OK, so here's the deal (and i'll try to make this as brief as possible):|
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Totally rude thing to say to me, considering his fear of commitment and the way we ended things, right?
So now I have to find something witty to say back to him. Because I'm sleepy and not smart enough to think of anything, and you guys are some funny motherfuckers, I was hoping you could come up with the perfect reply.
What would YOU say to this inconsiderate mother fucker?
ETA: The "need to get my family off my back" is a lame attempt at a joke- I TOLD you , it's early, and my wit levels are low. I was just trying to say that I'd been single for a long time, I was ready for a relationship, he wasn't. And I'm not sitting around, crying over this- I just want to say something smart ass to him, and wanted some help. I've been around here long enough that I'm not going to make any more excuses, or get butt hurt over the comments, so I'll just leave it at that.
ETA Jr: OKAY, YOU GUYS, I AM NOT TORN UP ABOUT THIS. I AM NOT PINING FOR THIS DUDE. I AM NOT STALKING HIM OR ANYTHING. THIS WAS A QUICK POST IN RESPONSE TO AN E MAIL I GOT FROM HIM THIS MORNING THAT RUBBED ME THE WRONG WAY, AND I WANTED A SECOND OPINION. PLEASE STOP THINKING I'M TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY, I JUST WANTED SOME FUNNY THINGS TO SAY BACK TO HIM. THERE IS NO DRAMA, THERE IS NO ANGER, I JUST WANTED LULZ. WHY ARE YOU MAKING THIS SO DRAMATIC?