||[May. 8th, 2009|02:37 pm]
The Question Club
You've just boarded a plane and it's going to be a 6-hour flight. It's a crowded flight, you have a window seat and you can't change seats. Which one of these people would be the MOST annoying person to sit next to for 6 hours?
Teenage girl, gothy but with pink pigtails, reading Twilight while listening to track after track of Linkin Park on her ipod
Very smiley middle-aged guy with a JESUS LOVES YOU t-shirt. He happily offers you your choice of Jack Chick tracts to read
Older man, pansexual, flipping through a magazine about S&M and sodomy. Every few pages, he'll show you a picture and ask if it turns you on
Panicky weightlifter, sweating profusely, clenching the armrests. He's deathly afraid of flying but has to be at his destination ASAP. You just hope he won't freak out
Morbidly obese woman, somewhere over 4 bills. Her excess blubber is extending over the armrest and it's encroaching into your space
Man with bad hygeine. He's a bit stanky. His BO and unbrushed teeth aroma have blended together to create a new scent of ugh
Blonde bimbo with overdone fake tan and bad tit job, which she's very proud of. Within minutes, she asks you to rate her boobs and if you'd feel them and tell her if they feel real
Cocky frat boy who hits on you the entire flight, trying to get you to join the Mile High club
Kanye West, who assumes that you're a big fan and proceeds to spend the next 6 hours talking about his career, his talent and his inspirations
Screaming toddler. Its mother has the aisle seat and tends to ignore the kid most of the flight
"Hi, I'm Dave, and I'm a salesman for Tunatini, the next way of alcohol: high in omega 13, good for your brain and with a delicious fishy flavor, and I won't stop bugging you until you buy a case"
"Do you have a livejournal? I do. My name is earthlingmike and I'd like to share with you all the clever posts I've written. They're so witty you'll love them"