||[Apr. 20th, 2009|08:10 pm]
The Question Club
What was the last great Craigslist ad you read? Will you share it with the class?|
We have one cantankerous chestnut agouti Jersey Wooly buck for adoption (sorry-no pedigree).
He grumbles a lot, smells a little funky, and is generally unpleasant. Will occasionally nuzzle on your hand, and once you are convinced of his agreeable nature, will mount and molest your arm with the speed only a bunny with extremely malicious intent could muster.
We call him "The Wooly Bully," and love him dearly, but it's time for him to find a new home.
$10 gets you a box, feed, hay, answers to any and all bunny related questions you may have, and one darling rabbit whose offensive ways could have the power to melt your heart and warm your soul (or ruin your life; no guarantees).
Why would we charge a person $10 for such a devious creature? Well, even though we are re-homing him we don't want to see him end up as food for another pet. Feel free to put the $10 towards a donation to your favorite charitable organization (just provide us a little proof that you did, perhaps a receipt or invoice?).
On the plus side, this disgruntled bunneh is litterbox trained, doesn't mind being held, and [sadly] won't run away.