You're hiking one day and you bump into John McCain. He's on a Segway and he greets you and you say a few things, when suddenly, a rattlesnake lashes out from a nearby shrub and bites him on the penis (through his pants). "My dick!', he cries, 'I've been poisoned! Please....you have to help me. Please....suck the poison out.. You can have my Segway, my Roladex and my Costco membership card. Hurry! For God's sake, show mercy!" What do you do? It so happens there's no cell phone reception in this area
What did you do to screw it up?
My birthday is this weekend, I can't remember when I last had a weekend-birthday. But I'm trying to think of something I can do with the freedom of a whole damn day. :D
So you're telling a story, and halfway through telling it, you realize that either a) your story sucks or b) the story's okay but the person you're telling it to thinks it's gonna suck.
Do you fess up to it being a crappy story and bail midway? Or do you stick it out and endure the awful silence and awkward looks from the person your talking to, just to save face? Lately I've taken to the former and it's been working pretty well for me.
Do you remember the last story you told that you thought would be really funny/interesting and no one gave a shit? Care to share?
2. What is the minimum amount of sleep you need to function the next day?
3. What time are you typically done with work/school?
Will you show me a picture of your feet?
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EDIT: OH and another one. If a guy has a FULL LENGTH MIRROR INSIDE HIS SHOWER, does that ring any alarm signals in your head?
2.if you don't care, what should i purchase with my $15 target gift card?
3.i'm looking for some new face makeup. foundation, cover up, whatever. i have combination skin, a few blemishes, and my skin tends to get fairly oily throughout the day, although it starts off very dry. i need something with good coverage that can be found in a regular store. any recommendations?
If you've ordered anything from them recently did it take forever for them ship it?
Are you waiting for any packages?
How did you treat/deal with it?
I have it under my pinky toe and it really really hurts and I want to get rid of it! I've googled it, but I wanna hear real life experiences.
If you don't care,
My mother says I'm not "vanidosa" which, when translated from Spanish to English, means vain or conceited. What can I do to be more vain and please my mother?
Also, ever been on a carnival cruise to the Bahamas? How was that experience?
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Will you give me more examples of extreme stupidity?
ETA: it's an outdoor fashion photoshoot. No nudity, you creeps.
I'm tired, I just can't sleep. So what can I do to fall back to sleep quickly? I have to get up at 5:45am. :(
If I got a male Corgi, I would name him Ridcully, and if I had a black cat, I would name them Bagheera.
TQC, to my dismay I discovered there is not a drink called the Bromance. So, I call upon you to help me. What will be in this magnificent creation, the Bromance?
I used to believe it had something to do with it being liquid-y to different extents (you know, like when you mess up when making jello and it doesn't completely solidify so it's a bit watery? good example y/n?) until I saw that commercial where the girl sprints to the bathroom. That explanation makes more sense I guess, but I still have hope for my runny poo reasoning so I turn to you, tqc, for your opinion on this serious subject.
What was it over? What was the outcome?
I have lost almost 7 lbs (3 kg) since I started to eat the pills. I've been eating them for a couple of months now. I'm forcing myself to eat everyday though.
Will my appetite ever come back? Will these symptoms go away?
Edit: I've asked my doctor and he said that as long as I'm okay with this, I shouldn't be changing my medication. The pills are working as they should be though and I can live with this side effect.
What did you slip in my coffee?
Do I need an aura change?
Hugs from little white kittenz and teddy bears?
Do you have friends who think they're photographers because they have a fancy camera?
I'm curious.. I have a few college friends who think they're photographers because they have a fancy dslr. They take okayyyy pictures, but they're not like shit your pants amazing. If it's really that easy, then I want one so I can take fancy pictures too!
If you do not care, what kind of shoes do you wear when it rains?
At what point does "free will" become a moot point due to it impinging on someone else's "free will"?
In my personal opinion, if a procedure that is in the normal scope of the doctor's practice is something they find 'immoral', then the doctor needs to either find a new practice, or leave medicine.
If you're still a virgin - why?
scientific evidence, if you can!
What can I do about being hungry all the time? I mean, besides eating whenever I feel hungry or bored, which is what I'm used to.
Is he going to break up with me?
Srs/non-srs answers =]
ETA: Apparently its because I said I wanted some time to myself. How bad is it that I was almost hoping he was going to end it?
I would like to know what it is that scares you the most?
This can be either in a horror film itself (not the entire sort of plot or concept but an aspect I guess) or just a fear or a scary situation in general.
2. I have a bingo themed party coming up in a month and have to dress as bingo slang. I'm thinking of going as number 57 (Heinz Varieties) but will need lots of soup labels for my costume. How should I go about collecting these? What would you go as?
Help me out, TQC.
Where is home?
Can you go back there?
Do you ever want to?
i hear they used to do this.
ETA: got it. 10% discount for recycling!
do you love B.B. King?
or just like him?
What's your favorite memory as a parent?
What do you want to instill in them?
He's only a month but I loved seeing his first gassy smile! Awwww!
To be passionate about his beliefs and to fight for a cause.
Not because they are both fat. I think they have very similar features. A kid once told me I looked like her and it was obviously just because I was fat too. It made me sad =[
Edit: I need to know what items to add and which to deduct. The AGI I'm finding is from last year, therefore TurboTax/HR Block/etc won't be of any help.
I'm calling the IRS.
HOW IS THE WEATHER?
2)How much in your savings?
$1000 since I don't work.
3)How much a month would you pay for a one bedroom apartment in your city?
For those of you who have bikes- what do you use and where did you get it?
For all of you- what's the coolest bike basket you've seen?
Here's the link:
This was a story in ESPN. Rays rough up Wang, Yanks. What would you say the story was about?
Who is your favorite modern day artist?
I was 6 months old, and I've had 4 so far.
how bought a picture of your parents?
edit: i went with soup and sandwich from a deli down the street. chicken and dumpling soup, so i just could not resist!
for anyone who still wants to answer this, what is your favorite soup?
If you don't have a digital camera, what was the last really good book you read?
I just tore through Madness, by Marya Hornbacher. Awesome read.
edit: here, I bolded it for less confusion
tqc, do you have any idea what's going on here? we don't, and everyone who's actually involved in this situation is confused too.
I googled and followed links provided by the CDC website, but it basically sends you to a page where you pick your state/territory and then the one for GA just has a lot of things about WHY a immunization registry is a good thing, not really a lot about where to go/call/etc.
I wrote the email listed there, but red tape is not known for being speedy. Is there somewhere else I can call/look until I hear back from them? I'd wait to ask, but in my experience, even when you contact the right person, you don't always get help. Thanks guys!
If you don't hug your child enough, in all likelihood, they'll grow up______?
plz to not be telling me OMGZ IT'S APRIL 14TH, YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE THIS WEEKS AGO OMG.
What are you looking forward to?
What are you not looking forward to?
"Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for 4 years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML."
When was the last time a movie or book surprised you by being good?
What movie/book was it?
I mean do you ever just feel out and later on come to realize that it's more physical than mental?
1. Have you ever been to Yosemite? Tell me if you liked it!
2. Have you ever been backpacking for a week?
3. What are some necessities that I should NOT forget to pack?
4. Girls (or guys I guess) have you ever had any experience with dry shampoo? Is it helpful? I'm trying to prevent myself from getting TOO disgusting, so any tips and tricks for preserving my cleanliness would be highly appreciated.
how do you go about getting over someone while still being with/living with them? what's worked?
I want to set up a video camera in a room and have whatever the camera captures projected onto the wall via a projector. But here's the tricky part: I want there to be a delay in the projection. For example, say someone walks into the room and begins jumping up and down for 10 seconds then does other things. Instead of having the jumping up and down projected live, I want it to be projected about 30 seconds or something AFTER the action actually happens so that the person see what he or she was doing 30 seconds ago.
Hope this makes sense.
No matter what your reaction, you are forced to follow him as his henchmen grab you and take you around the corner.
The business man looks you strait in the eye and tells you his story.
He is being monitored by a secret government organization of a country you have never heard of. He has a bank account in which he wishes to deposit several millions worth of money but to do that undetected he needs someone unknown by this other government to co-sign into the account. There are no cash withdrawls from this account, but for your co-operation you would would obviously be granted a card to the account to spend as much money as you choose as long as there is money in the account (he will of course be using the money to his own ends as quickly as he can).
He apologises for suddenly grabbing you and putting you on the spot, but his life is in danger and he needs a decision now.
What do you do?
what do you chose
tl;dr - man asks you to join in his business adventure that looks shady. what do you do?
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are you jealous this was my 5th period class today?
Ever read a Terry Pratchett book? Thoughts?
What is your superpower?
What was your most WTF moment on a job interview?
Should I have said smack the bastard upside the head?
What was the last gift you got from someone you are in a relationship with?
What do you call someone you are more than just friends with, but not quite dating and not having sex with. Basically, you do all the things couples do but aren't ready to make it official?
Does anyone live in North Carolina? What is the job market like out there? Is it easy to get a job there? Particularly someone with journalism, political science, paralegal and graphic design degrees. (I have degrees in all 4)
I'm thinking about paying my mom's PG&E bill, but I'd like to do it without her knowing. Is this possible? Will PG&E think I'm a nutjob and send me away? I'm just trying to help, I promise!
What have you recently decided, TQC?
I love their music but don't have any of their albums. So I want to get the most liked one for best bets. (<Did that screw with anyone's eyes?)
I had an anxiety attack today and cried two hours for no reason. I need a reason to smile/laugh/go awww.
OR "ive always been hot wtf kind of question is this?!?!?"
So, TQC, what are some things I can do to make the time pass by quicker, and have some fun doing it? Go crazy. I'm open to pretty much anything.
I used to write. I wrote for several years, since before I was even school-aged. I love the thought of writing but lately I just can't seem to discipline myself enough to sit down and write something for more than a few minutes at a time. I want to take a creative writing class but I'm a bit afraid that instead of helping my creativity it will make writing seem like work and make me want to do it even less. Do you think it would be good for me?
So TQC, would it be stupid of me to go spend the summer in Minneapolis and give up my job? Do you think I would be able to find a part-time job there?
Should I stop worrying about how my mom will react and grow the fuck up?
Thank you in advance!
I want to try Scotch tonight; I used to sip it with my grandfather and actually liked it.
How do I order scotch in a bar/restaurant? Just say "a Scotch please?" or what?
I feel DUMB, so thanks in advance for answering.
Do you flirt with people who serve you in shops?
How about significant others of friends?
phone sex operator?
what would be the "right price"?
What kind of computer do you use?
Pink Sony Vaio
This 31 year old guy just asked me if I wanted to hook up with him sometime because he thinks I'm a hottie.
How many things do you find wrong with that?
Are you as creeped out by this as I am?
What the hell should I say back?
2. Will you post a video that makes you weepy (sad or happy), or close to weepy, if you don't do that?
3. How old are you? Do you ever wish to go back in time and relive your life? What would you change? What do you wish you knew before what you know now? From now on, what would your ideal life look like?
4. Will you post the best youtube fan video you know?
IN B4 CLOTHES
She's losing fur...like she has a bald spot on her back by her tail. I don't know what is causing it. :( I've got 2 other cats and they aren't losing fur. They eat the same food and drink from the same water bowl. The only difference is, I've caught Yoshi drinking from the fish tank and my other 2 don't (or at least I haven't caught them doing it). Hopefully the vet will have good news for me tomorrow..but that isn't helping me tonight. :(
We've decided to take my son to the zoo for his birthday this year...but I don't know which one..Memphis Zoo or St. Louis Zoo?
If you were getting married how big of a bride/groomzilla would you be?
I think HIMYM's "dirtiest joke ever" failed.
Has anyone ever told you a joke that really offended you? What was it? What did you do?
Don't you just love the movie That Thing You Do!?
Woke up this morning feeling sick, like I was gettng the flu or something, so I decided to stay in bed, pretty much all day, to sleep it off. Well I didn't get out of bed till 6pm, feeling a little better and walked to the kitchen, where I felt dizzy and knew I'd pass out. I sat down at the kitchen table, but passed out and fell. the next thing I remember is my roomate's boyfriend putting a pillow under my head.
I was sweaty and hot and he said my pulse was weak.
I lay there for a few minutes felt better, but when i stood up and drank some water, had to lie back down on the floor cuz i felt like I'd pass out again.
I'm 25, and this happens maybe once a year, which I guess is frequent, but I wouldn't call it a regular thing. It's not a low blood-sugar feeling or anything.
I told my friend and she said she's never fainted and doesn't know anyone else who has.
So my question is, is it really that weird to faint?
I guess I just figured since I'd been in bed all day, my blood pressure was low or there wasn't enough blood flow to my brain or something.
Anything I can do to feel better? I got up again and felt weak still, so I'm staying in bed, but can't do that forever.
if so, why?
if you don't like this question, what's a piercing/tattoo you currently want?
Should I use this time to sleep or should I clean the very messy kitchen?
The baby is currently sleeping and I don't know how long it'll be until my fiance calls for a ride. Either way eventually I'm going to get disturbed. The baby might wake up from the kitchen noise or my sleep might barely start going before the phone rings.
ETA: I cleaned. I'll kick myself for it later though..since it's my night up! :(
i'm a huge fan of helen keller jokes :/
Q: Why could Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand?
A: She needed the other hand to moan.
If so, will you tell me about the worst instance you experienced?
I CAN'T FLIPPIN BREATHE
does anyone here have asthma too?
I use it as an excuse to not exercise/do homework/find a job/do anything productive
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Me: The movie Little Nemo! I was just reminded of it in a post over at sf_drama. Who remembers it?? It was so scary/awesome.
ETA: yes, this is a site with pictures of stillborn babies.
Anything you'd like to briefly complain about?
If you really get going write a fucking novel!
Hasidic Jew: Excuse me, are you Jewish?
20-something film student: Why, you lookin' to party?
Why do you think they asked if they were Jewish?
eta: I meant innocence re: sex.
or suggest me some?