i can not.
Which of the following do you enjoy the most?
Out of the general category you chose, what one item would you most like to have right now? (If cost were not a factor)
My bf is playing Left 4 Dead and is on his mic with his teammates... he just screamed, "I LOST HARD-ON!"
Hard-on, apparently, is one of his teammates' handles (LOL... HARD-ON... HANDLE...). I, apparently, am 12 years old.
ETA: He just now screamed, "HARD-ON! POUNCE HIS ASS!!!"
BECAUSE REMEMBER: we're people too. :( We also have your home address and phone number.
I've been on google trying to figure out how long someone should wait to eat after vomiting. I've found sources saying to wait anywhere from an hour to three days to eat solid foods again. What say you, TQC? How long should someone wait to eat after puking?
What words can you think of that mean vomit?
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
I just assume that it was a typo, until I read another sentence: Please try to come in before 5, sense I need to leave by 5:15.
And this girl is a master's student at an Ivy league school. She is a white American, born and raised in New York State, so English is her first language.
What are grammar and/or spelling mistakes you've seen that have appalled you? I'm mainly interested in hearing about ones that are made by people whose so-called native languages are English.
We get to design our own! I won't ask what I should do because that might be considered a homework question, haha.
Edit: It's Okun's Law. Thank you soupcan!
When you want to read a new book, are you more likely to purchase the book or go to the library? Why? If you tend to purchase your books, do you wait for the books to come out in paperback, always buy hardcover, or does it depend on the book?
If yes, what types or scents do you prefer?
If no, why wouldn't you?
a) Stay up for a few hours studying and get 3 hours of sleep
b) Go to sleep now and fail my quiz at 930
convo from omegle.
Stranger: do you think
Stranger: it is ok for a girl to have abs?
Stranger: cuz yesterday
Stranger: i was swimming
Stranger: and as i got out, i heard someone say to her friend, "look, her stomach is manly"
Stranger: she meant me i think
What is your favorite Kevin Smith movie?
What is your favorite Mel Brooks movie?
does anyone use http://www.shockwave.com/ ?
do you know how to invite friends to games?
what funny, yet horrible things do your friends do to you?
For instance, are the delicious chicken strips I am currently eating breakfast or dinner, given that it is 8:03am and I have been awake since 6:30pm yesterday? I have already eaten one meal and a snack before now.
What do you think the U.S. national average price for a gallon of gasoline will be on July 1, 2009?
On a slight separate note...
Do you think gas prices are still too high given the state of the economy at the moment?
if not can I see you making a :| face?
It was nighttime. The lighting isn't bright/glaring in there either. I thought perhaps she had had eye surgery, but I thought it would be strange that the first thing she would want to do is workout.
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Also, do you write your "one"s as upside down "v"s (like in the picture) or straight lines?
Where are you from?
What should I do with my day?
Edit: I'm actually the other girl. I've been using the same handbag pretty much everyday this semester. Then I noticed the girl sitting next to me had it too. I said "oh we have the same bag!" and she said something about how she had been looking at mine every week and then went and bought it.
I couldn't decide if it was kind of weird or not. A lot of times I think something is weird and TQC informs me that I'm terribly mistaken.
The wife and I are talking Financial Aid and loans.
During the loan discussion she asks (with a straight face):"So how can she pay back the loans after college? "
Tee Kew Cee....how WILL she pay back these loans after college?????
When you write a 7, do you put a dash through the middle?
What's wrong with me? Am I turning into an old man?
Have you ever had a hernia?
What was your last surgery?
I can't get 'Electric Ladyland' out of my head, it just keeps rolling around in there.
How do you politely excuse yourself so you can go running for the porcelain throne?
x-posted to shitty_advice
my friend has the Gorton's fisherman sign and he's willing to make a trade for it.
what should I trade him?
if you don't care: when was the last time you laughed at your own misfortune?
do you do this often? is it more of a giggle, a chuckle or a full-blown HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA?
Will you post a picture of you in whatever setting you're in right now?
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What does this mean?
I checked outside, and yes, there's a cigarette butt... but it's honestly closer to the neighbor's door and it's just about right under the stair going up to the upstairs neighbors, who smoke all the time on the stairs. I do not smoke, and neither do my roommates. I took the note up to the office and told them this and they said they'd look into it.
What do you think will happen? Will they drop the fine? Will they charge the upstairs neighbors even though the butt was downstairs and tbh there's really no way to prove it's theirs?
Will you tell me some insane/stupid/etc sort of stories about your living space?
will they be safe to eat? would you eat these?
what would you do in this situation
What the hell is that in the sky?
we broke up on newyears
and then the whole
"i still love you" phase ended around valentines day
hes made it very clear he doesnt want to be with me
let alone talk to me 60% of the time
(when hes with his friend james)
because james and i dont get along very well.
but when he does talk to me
its normaly short and simple
but everyonce in a while he'll message me and start a conversation that could go on for a while
but then he gets angry at something small ill say and
stop talking to me completly.
I dont plan on getting back with him ,ever.
but whenever im anywhere near him
one of my friends will see him staring at me
and when i turn around he turns his head really quickly.
Normaly i avoid making any eye contact with him because
hes not that great of a person to any of his exs
and i dont put up with back&forth stuff.
so why,even though hes made it clear he doesnt want to be friends
let alone anything else
and he wont even talk to me
why does he stare at me constantly ?
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what could i do with boiled potatoes to make them tastier and not so plain?
What horrible things does my roommate deserve to have done to him for not cleaning that up?
does anyone else write double-story A's? will you show us?
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Is there anything you'd change about yourself if you could?
I was on a date and we were driving to the movies. The guy looked at me and said, "Can you move your head? It's too big to see around the corner." D:
not in bed and not in the shower?
Should I hit it or what?
I should start my celebration with a beer y/y?
edit: apologies for reposting after freepostage's beautiful post.
What's more important to you... Your power bill, or your general comfort? I know having money contributes to being comfortable but you know what I mean :)
Can someone write my essay for me?
What are you supposed to be doing right now? Are you procrastinating, like me? Or are you focussed and driven and one of those annoying people who have time-management skills?
...there is no possible way for me to do this without looking like an asshole, right?
Do you have any good plans for tonight? (or this weekend?)
Will you please show it to me?
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ETA: I can't ask him if he has a key because he is gone getting something or other. I have to leave in 2 minutes. I think maybe I will just leave and leave him a note giving him permission to enter.
what things can you see in the room you are in?
do you like playing fun games?
is making similar answers to a poll question when you can only select one answer naughty?
aside from price and location
ETA: and size
If you answer is YES, then i also have this question; Is that secret something that you continue to do despite knowing its wrong?
When do you think my lunchbox will get here? Do you think it will get here in time for me to pack food for work?
Do you get super excited when a package is coming for you? What was the last package you got?
What shitty thing has happened to you today?
It's about an hours drive away. At what point should I reveal the location?
Any other tips/plans for a surprise birthday daytrip?
What's the weirdest work-related dream you've had?
(I'm looking on Craigslist for ideas regarding how much to ask for, but the only ad I've looked at that's specified a rate has said $3.50/hour and that is NOT going to work.)
ETA: If you have no idea, what are the going hourly rates where you live?
Have you had to take any exams for your profession? How many? Were they hard?
If you don't watch the Food Network/don't get it, what is your favourite channel on TV?
Don't watch TV? What is your favourite chip?
Barefoot Contessa, Ace of Cakes, Food Network Challenge, Good Eats, Unwrapped
USA, National Geographic, Discovery Health, Spike
Pringles Sour Cream & Onion
I'm watching him on Inside the Actors Studio and he's pretty funny, and I like him in Good Will Hunting and Patch Adams. However, I don't think I can handle him all the time.
ETA: Do you remember the movie with Richard Karn called Picture Perfect?
1) (A) Have you or anyone you know ever been to Costa Rica? If so what do you/they think of it?
(B) Any advice on what airlines to use to get there, or what airlines to avoid? I've been reading about TACA and everything is either "great" or "outrageously terrible."
(C) Anything else you think I should know?
Or if you don't know anything and/or care about Costa Rica or Latin America...
2. What was the last totally awesome thing that happened to you?
I was using Stumbleupon some time ago and I came upon a website that has fun "lens" manipulations and shit for people with webcams. I didn't have one at the time but my laptop does, and I can't find the program.
Do any of you have any websites or programs that have something like this? I just want to take silly pictures with silly lenses, similar to Youcam but free.
I know nothing about taxes but I have my W2s and such and I believe they saved last year's information. I work part time, am a part-time college student, and am considered a dependent on my grandmother. Should I go for the free file again, or pay the $50 for TurboTax deluxe and possibly get more money back? I don't know anything about any of this so any advice is helpful.
Bonus points if it's not sex related, you pervs.
The whole thing is a very long messy story that involves mistakes on both parts, but I am tired of being miserable because hes not in my life and hes the same.
So how would this letter go?
I just need some sort of opener just to get me started.
how do you survive a really bad day? besides the use of alcohol or drugs, because i can't do that.
when was the last time you had a really bad day?
do you think that your mood relates to the weather? do april showers make you miserable?
if you're having a really good day, feel free to rub it in my face. truly. i can feel happy for other people.
If you have last.fm, what's your top-played artist?
Bare: A Pop Opera
And for those who don't care.
What tv show did you grow up watching?
What books did you grow up reading?
What music did you grow up listening to?
You saw a movie in the theaters, really enjoyed it, but have no plans to go back to the theater and see it again (too expensive, no time, etc) but you download the movie. You plan to buy the DVD when it comes out
Is this better, worse, or the same as someone who downloads movies without ever going to the theater?
I'm looking forward to Star Trek and The Half Blood Prince.
I also have bunch of small, about 4"x4" bits of faces done in pencil that I like, but I don't want to hang up just stacked on the sheet with gridded background. Should I cut them out and try to make a collage? What would you do with them? They're different parts of faces, like an ear, a few different angles of eyes, mouths, that kind of stuff.
(I would post a pic, but my scanner and camera are being dumb and I'm to lazy to use photobucket)
We're making pasta from scratch tomorrow for the first time and don't want to just throw a jar of sauce on it, lol.
What do you love least?
What are you eating for your next meal?
Eta: If 'yes', what were the circumstances? If 'no', how do you feel about those who do?
Also, when it comes to cats you own, which do you think is more likely to work to keep them from going someplace you don't want them to:
a) never let them go there in the first place?
b) let them go there as often as they want so they get sick of it?
I was thinking of making something for my students when I leave student teaching, but I want it to be relatively simple and I'm horrible at making cookies.
2)Tell me a story about a time you over slept.
3)Cereal or miccyds for dinner?
My friends and I sneak into the movies on a regular basis. Our particular movie theatre has a club on the second floor, we say we are going into the club and then sneak into a theatre and watch a movie whilst eating taco bell and sipping Walmart wine. lol I should probably be ashamed but I'm not.
(Assume that they were being serious, and actually wanted to Do It to that music... not being funny.)
Do you prefer playing pool or bowling?
does it sometimes complicate things in the work place?
any stories about crazy coworkers?
any stories about coworkers at all that are interesting?
any coworkers that are dating?
im a waitress at a resturant, and the cooking staff, and the manager are all related. the manager's mom is the head cook, and the other cook is his cousin. they seriously act like they run the store and it drives me crazy, they also talk shit about everyone in spanish because they dont have enough balls to say it in english.
what were the symptoms like?
what is the nicest thing you've done recently for someone else?
Which car should I get?
This 2004 Mitusbishi Lancer Sportback LS
This 2007 Toyota Yaris
If you don't care about that..
Do you think racism will ever truly die?
Also, should I have tilapia fillet (crisply fried with a light vegetable soup) or shrimp scampi tonight?
Can you link me to sites with photos from between the 20s and 60s? It doesn't have to be of anything specific, just lots of photos of that time.
Following the same trend, can you tell me of any books, or original fiction or fanfiction online that is set at some point during the 20s through the 60s that really focuses on the lifestyle of the time?
ETA: Okay, yeah, I'm an asshole, I admit it, for not googling first. I'm doing that now, but if you know of any sites that aren't immediate responses from google, maybe more obscure photos, I should clarify that, I would love them.
Can you recommend some amazing rap/hip hop songs (the pop ones) from the nineties to now? (Bonus for videos!)
Back That Azz Up - Juvenile
Move Bitch - Ludacris
Ho - Ludacris
A Yo - Andre Nickatina
That's all I have so far :(
Does it make a difference if it's pot vs a 'harder' drug?
If so, where are you going?
I'm going to Vietnam and Cambodia on Thursday. I am so excited!
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smokers - do you stop smoking for the time you're sick?
How can I become a master debater?
What should I use?!?
whats the last amusing thing you have come across on the internet that isnt meant to actually be funny?
due to boredom i am looking at the Parental Guides on IMDB for films i have. for I AM Legend theres this:
Mutants jump around.
Now that just puts images of silly mutants on a sugar high or something similar in my head. considering its not like that AT ALL in the film and actually mostly scared the bejesus out of me i found that rather titillating.
and for Cloverfield:
The whole movie is photographed on a home movie camera. The camera is very shaky (especially at action scenes). That may cause motion sickness.
i do not expect motion sickness when i watch a movie, but thanks for the warning.
so my question,
whats a good first date?
i don't really know the guy that well. he's in my major at school, so i see him in class a lot, but i haven't really hung out with him too much.
i'm so clueless when it comes to these things...
Have you ever had Blue Moon ice cream?
ETA: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Moon_(ice_cream) OM NOM NOM
I will make steak.
You have to bring a board game though, because we need something else to do. What game do you bring? Why?
and what game are you playing now? (any console)
Pros and cons about it?
Would you recommend someone moving there?
how are you supposed to dance in clubs?
how can i make awesome heels comfortable when going to the club?
What's your saturday going to look like?
What was the last commercial you saw?
are you shy?
have you been on omegle today?
How often do you weigh yourself?
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I bought them for $2 at goodwill.
EDIT: HTML fail D:
2)Do you have problems with book storage?
3)why are books on cd so expensive?
Pics if possible.
Serious and non-serious answers are welcome. :)
if yes, pros & cons?