If not, will you post a picture of you wearing a hat?
If not, will you post a picture of you wearing a hat?
Someone wrote the difference between Americans and the British is that if you ask how far a certain place is, a Brit will reply in distance while and an American will reply in time. For example;
Asking an American;
Q: How far is it from Virginia Beach to D.C.?
A: About four hours
Asking a Brit;
Q: How far is it from London to Leeds?
A: A little over 300 kilometers.
My question to you is, do you find this to be true for you? When someone asks the distance between two places do you use actual mileage or amounts of time? And, where are you from, by the way?
It is officially 40 minutes past the expiration date. :(
Coffee maker's too loud, so I wanted some chocolate milk. I have an english project to do, and it wouldn't be cool if I was stuck in the bathroom with the runs. Plz halp.
 Well. I went for it and everything seems to be fi-
MY CUP'S ON FIRE!
THE MILK'S TURNED TO SULFURIC ACID! ASFJLASKFJASFAAAAAAAHHFUCK
I JUST LOST THE GAME.
What stupid April's Fool jokes have people tried to pull on you so far?
Serious and non-serious answers welcome. Ambivalent answers can proceed to engage in a 'dick-swallowing contest'
How was the experience for you?
Any Jewish TQCers got any advice for me?
My room mate/BFF has graciously invited me to the home of his fabulous parents for this event. I accepted because I truly am interested in this, as well as honored to have been invited. However, looking in to it on Wikipedia, I am seeing this as a "WHERE DO I PUT MY HANDS?" situation - there are a lot of steps and stuff, things I am TOTALLY not familiar with.
All I was told was "THERE WILL BE WINE! LOTS OF WINE!", and that so long as I don't bring ham and a loaf of bread, I won't offend.
Which would be a better stage name?
What are some good online comics?
The Perry Bible Fellowship comes to mind.
For me, it's a good singing voice - or, just a guy who is willing to sing regardless. :D
2)what is it about 4 am that wakes me up?
Did you know the movie is actually real?
Isn't it the best, most badly acted, terribly shot, poorly written, gloriously lutztastic movie ever?
If you think you have a better so bad, it's good movie, then what is it?
Oh, God, I am crying tears laughing over here. This is comedy gold, Jerry!
How would you go about getting potential allergens off a couch? I've tried vaccuuming it. Do you think a steam clean would do best? Or has anyone had any luck with that Febreze Allergen Reducer spray?
I'm trying to think of anything else that might have changed in my routine to cause an allergic reaction, but can't really think of anything else. I'm going to an allergist next week, so he might also have some suggestions.
For the curious, it's a brand new Ikea couch http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/90125722
Any assistance or advice would be very helpful!
I'm getting stale and hit a plateau
What is in your pockets?
What is your favorite April Fool's Day prank? I need something good for my boss. :)
I don't have one of my own, I'm just curious.
For full time college students, do you take spring/fall semesters and take summer off, or some other combination?
I've been doing spring/fall but I am considering starting summer and fucking off this fall, and letting that count as my ~summer~ for insurance purposes.
Do you read your horoscope?
I am staying near N Lincoln Ave if that helps...
Will you tell me what's on your mind?
I can save it as a webpage, but I can't put that format onto Photobucket.
a) How is that fair?
b) How is that even possible?
c) Should I blame the crazy fucking Russians? Everything else seems to be their fault.
How are the two related to you?
So far I'm thinking weekly fundraising cupcakes.
2. What is a reasonable price to pay for a cupcake?
3. What can I go as to a time-travel party? It has to be a time traveller or someone from a particular period in history. Something with colourful hair would be a bonus.
Skirt-wearing members of TQC: When you go to the bathroom, do you:
Why would a former best friend that I haven't spoken to in 7 years add me on facebook? She didn't send a message with her friend request.
If an underage boy fathers a child, should his parents be responsible for child support payments until he comes of age?
I'm getting over a cold. I feel pretty good except for this TERRIBLE tickle in my throat that makes me cough. Plus I wake up with terrible chest congestion.
So, Doctor TQC, which cold medicine would you recommend for these symptoms? (I have to be fully alert for work at4 so nothing that will make me drowsy, please :D )
Of course I don’t hate her (and she’s always over-dramatic anyway). Should I reply or pretend I never got it, since it seems like maybe she meant it for someone else?
are you prankin anyone today?
I screwed up on my chicken soup.
Is a turtle who loses its shell homeless or naked?
What do you say, TQC?
The offenders should be grounded from the phone for six months. The senders of the pics should be told about how Uncle Hank will be wanking off their pictures from the internet.
2)what should be done about the saggy pants problem?
My dad should wear saggy pants, making everyone else not wear them anymore.
Will you lay your best April Fool's joke on me and see if I fall for it?
Okay, so I'm looking for ways to prank my roommate - help!
What is the furthest you've moved ever?
What are you having for lunch?
ETA: I have a Dodge Stratus sedan....do you think I could put a hitch on it and tow a trailer?
i have my own opinion, but will you share yours?
friend's entry under the cut
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What accent do you have? If you could have any accent, what accent would you like to have? Assuming you just woke up one day with it and no one seemed to think it was unusual.
I've got a General Australian/New Zealand mixed sort of accent, but I'd love to have an Irish accent. :)
if you have photobucket, how many pictures do you have in it? i've got 454 at the moment.
What was your reaction when you first saw it?
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I laugh every time I see it.
Well, the qtn is
Have you ever tried leech therapy?
Is it popular in your area?
Assuming we don't bother to fight it (it was a clear violation and I've yelled at him about doing it before) and don't go to court, I would assume we only have to mail in a money order for the $50, right?
Have you ever gotten a ticket? What was it for?
This won't raise our insurance rates, will it?
Because I had a tie-dye made today at the Agriculture festival at my college, and one of the designs they could make was a mushroom with those colors, so I picked it because I'm fascinated by mushrooms, and because in that color it looked good with the shirt. So, can anyone tell me if a mushroom like that one actually exists?
Also, how do you feel about people who befriend their professors?
1: Do you have a beard?
2: I am prince Abdul Nareem-jabar of Nigeria. (having fun with this one!)
got any wierd stories to tell about omegle convos?
doesn't it make you wonder how the internet has affected our ability to start a conversation?
eta: I can't LJ cut because I fail.
eta: EVEN WITH INSTRUCTIONS D:
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this is a site where you can chat with total strangers.
Will you log on and see if we can "connect" with a fellow TeeKewCee'r?
typical conversations go like this:
Stranger: kia ora
You: tot ziens
its lulz tastic
I KNOW its been "done"...humor me.
Please to be cutting and pasting humorous interludes.
I am a little irritated. How would you feel?
The car is a big Lexus and my mom is schizophrenic. I don't know if that has anything to do with it, it just means that I've been cautious about playing practical jokes on her in the past.
Have you ever had a craving for the elusive "something" but various foods didn't satisfy it? Did it go away on its own or did you find a cure?
Do you think thats enough?
For me, I'd...
- take Italian for three years instead of Spanish.
- take Chorus for only two years and take Speech & Debate in 11th grade instead.
- take Creative Writing, World Religions, and Ceramics instead of taking Piano, SAT/PSSA Prep and Drawing.
- take Environmental Sciences instead of Chemistry. Or take Career Prep (read: lowest difficulty) Chemistry.
- take Keyboarding instead of General FCS.
- take AP World History instead of Honors Government & Economics and back it with another Art class.
- be on the newspaper staff all four years instead of just my last two.
- also get better grades in Math 9th and 12th grade and just generally worked much harder. Especially in 9th grade so I could have gotten to Honors classes quicker.
- Make my GPA around 3.4 instead of 3.0.
What is the best iPhone app?
What are some delicious ways to marinade tofu? What types of flavors do you like to use to marinade tofu?
what, if anything are you eating right now?
do you wash your face every day? in the morning or the night? or both?
What does TQC think of these little bite-sized chocolate pieces?
Pic from here: http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hR7F-MqvRzI/SSE607fHQUI/AAAAAAAADqk/SOXYPj72N88/s400/nuggets1.bmp&imgrefurl=http://www.chocolatemission.net/2008_12_01_archive.html&usg=__KyBq5tNPBL8DrBp68bXVnO0oOPY=&h=299&w=400&sz=32&hl=en&start=3&um=1&tbnid=wLeMi6vwivdsOM:&tbnh=93&tbnw=124&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dcrunchie%2Bnuggets%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26um%3D1
They gave it a 7.3/10
Personally I would rate these in the 8.5/10 - 9/10
Keeping in mind we can only IM today, what prank should I pull on her tonight to get back for this?
2. What's your regional accent? Is it thick? Can people guess where you are from after you say a few words?
3.After seeing one too many bad vampire movies on my own, I'm looking for some new ones that are actually good for a difference. What would you recommend?
I prefer unusual, dark and scary vampires like Near Dark, Let the Right One in, Fright Night, From Dusk Til Dawn, Subspecies and Nosferatu. I can't stand romantic, emo, vampirism is a metaphor for sexy times movies like Twilight, Bram Stoker's Dracula and The Hunger.
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which song should i sing tonight at karaoke?
For those of you that work out...what percentage of your body weight do you leg press? Heres a percentage calculator to make things easier.
ETA: DO YOU LIKE ADRIANA LIMA? I feel like I'm the only person on the planet that thinks she's funny looking.
What is your favorite internet April Fools joke ?
It's funny because I get so much e-mail and could really use this right about now.
The event is down the street from me, and I already have paid for two tickets. The people putting on the benefit are only getting money from the ticket sales, not the drinks/etc. There will be a lot of people there that I know.
Should I still go? Or should I just go out with my other friends (who didn't want to go to the benefit)?
Which musical should I go see?
Note: I've already seen RENT.
What April Fools pranks have you pulled today?
I put a giant sign on the back of my mother's car that read: "HONK, IT'S MY BIRTHDAY" among some other little things.
eta: obviously jealousy is an issue. other ideas, plz.
eta2: you guys are all right (except seanx3). i have no idea why i still talk to her, i guess we just had long history. but, it is time now. i need to weed out the people in my life who bring me down and she is one of them. i just received a text from her saying "she isn't going to make you happy" while the girl in question was at my house with her dog. i'm done dealing with my ex and ignoring will take place. thank you guys for "smacking me in the face" with reality.
So why did it smell cheesy to me?! TELL ME, DO I HAVE A BRAIN TUMOUR AND IS IT TERMINAL?!
Or maybe one of those weird mouth/nose infection things that makes things smell/taste funny?
It was in my jacket pocket after I left the store and got in the car, and I've only been home since.
Are you prone to leaving things?
what's something that your dissatisfied about?
My mother has declared my new name to be Tootsie Dippindoodle. How silly is that? Edit: She got it from some email someone sent her about "Take the third letter from your first name and find the matching word starting with that letter from this list" and so forth.
Have you ever had food so bad you HAD to complain about it??
I didn't PAY for it....it was in the mess hall. It was free. but it has wrecked my tastebuds FOREVER.
OK...this isnt funny...I'm shitting FIRE now people. Its like a really bad super power.
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IF you dgaf, are you excited about the new season of the Hills?
What are you eating for dinner?
Edit. Found it, it's Coursetopia.com
Would you prescribe me Diazapam if I asked for it?
Would you rather I was addicted to pharmaceuticals or illegal drugs?
Your best celebrity crush ends up dating someone who looks JUST like you. You could be twins, except he/she has a slightly better body. Even this person's name is the same, except it's spelled differently. Your crush tells the media that he/she has never been so happy and it's true love. They marry soon after and in all the tabloids, you see pictures of your crush and what looks like you exiting the church in full wedding regalia, enormous smiles on their faces. How do you feel?
The marriage lasts a year, and after that, your twin breaks your crush's heart and ends up winning half his/her fortune in the divorce. Your crush is devastated and announces to the press "I hate my ex SO MUCH! I'll never so much as talk to anyone who reminds me of him/her!!" So, pretty much, any hypothetical chance you might have had with your crush is no longer possible and you wouldn't even get a chance to talk to him/her without your crush calling security on you. How do you feel?
How do you feel about witnessing PDAs (Public Displays of Affection) ?
What makes you more uncomfortable?
I'm all for love and all, but my just-dumped best friend wasn't very comfortable watching our friend and his new girlfriend stop every two minutes for a peck.
Random question: How do I turn off e-mail notices for comments? I see boxes below this about allowing/screening comments but those aren't what I want are they?
I like 'absence makes the heart grow fonder'.
Oh yeah, I'm a girl.
13.25" or 1'1.25" or 1 foot, 1 and a quarter inches.
But now I'm stuck. I have NO idea what I could possibly look into and I'm brain dead. We're meeting for dinner in 15 minutes to talk about this further. Can you give me ideas that don't have years-long degree plans (phd, masters, blah blah blah)? The only thing I can think of is possibly nursing school, but I don't know if I could get over a slight fear of needles and blood to do it.
If more than 50% of the time, why do you wear underwear?
Are there any health risks or benefits of wearing underwear vs. not wearing underwear?
what's your experience with it, if you don't mind me asking? tell me about how it works for you.
ps: how expensive is this stuff? she's got two weeks worth of samples to start with. i'm going to look into discount programs, but... just wondering.
If you could be born and live in a certain country in the world, where would that be?
I put Libya because according to the Human Development Index they are the number one African country in the world with regards to development. Maybe I missed a few great countries like New Zeeland but still.
That fucking does it. I'm hitting the bottle tonight
If you could be born and live in a certain country in the world, where would that be? part 2
See? ILY all
srs and nonsrs
DO YOU LIKE KNOWING SECRETS?
What magazines do you regularly read?
I have a pair of bright turquoise sneakers. I want it to become black. Is it okay to spray paint it black? Will the paint stick? If not what can I use? D: The offending pair in question
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
If it hasn't been asked, when will it be asked?
If it has been asked, why does it keep getting asked?
what are some fun [possibly cheap] things you suggest for new york city?
Is your face stuck in a permanent D: expression like mine?
Ok, so like my kitty go up from his nap and then LITERALLY said "BAN....KAI" out loud and then this white glowing aura starting building up around him and he slowly started levitating off the ground and then his eyes glowed yellow and THEN I RAN OUT OF THE ROOM. NOW EVERYTHING IS SHAKING.
WHAT DO I DO????
Anyone know if/where you can get any fanfic for The No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency novels? I'm addicted to the stories.
No slash/sexfics, please! ;)
Do you like Drew Barrymore?
Can you guess what I'm watching?
If I ever commit suicide, here's what I plan to do -- you can use this -- I'm gonna fling myself off the top of a skyscraper, but before I do, I'm gonna stuff my pockets with candy and gum. That way, when I smack into the sidewalk, I'll burst like this big, human pinata. That way, the on-lookers who walk up, they can go, 'Oh man, he really must have been depressed -- oh, Snickers! Alright!'
2. Do you like where you are currently living?
3. Can you tell me the name of this font? If not, do you need a drink right now?
4. When were you born?
So tell me, Tee Cue Sea, how's your night going?
Do you play Bejeweled?
the history of journalism is nuts....either going extinct or transforming into something completely different.
am i crazy for trying to pursue this career? how do you see the future of journalism?
will you make up a headline for this picture??
Dear TQC, what would you do? Would you confront your loud neighbor and tell them to turn it down? Would you go downstairs to the neighbor that complained and discuss it with them? Would you say fuck it and make as much noise as possible since you'll probably be stuck with a fine anyway? Or would you do something else entirely?
Why the hell do people like being tan?
****spare the speech, I do not a give a fuck
I'm just curious because I'm pregnant with my first and I'm already having financial woes.
Don't you just love Google Chrome?
What are you reading right now?
If you don't want to do that - tell me, how many holes are there in your body? Mine - 22. The, erm, 'regular' holes; and some extras from piercings. I am actually curious to know this; this is not just a, "I'm having life dramas but I'll throw in another question as well so I don't look self-obsessed" post.
I'm interested in trying Trilastin - I see a lot of good reviews. I'm also interested in Strevaxl but I cant find any websites with reviews on them (beside the same review prolly just fake written on several websites).
I've always never payed attention to creams and stuff for stretch marks because there have been so many in the past that are just hoaxes, but some new ones out that seem to be different?
I'd be thankful to hear about any product reviews or anything you've tried or know someone who has tried it.
what other clothes do people generally wear to clubs?
What was the best year of your life so far and why?
My answer: I am 24 now. The best year of my life was 2004 and I was 19. It was the best year of my life because I started dating the guy I had liked forever and am now married to. I bet the best people/friends I had ever known and I felt gorgeous and beautiful and capable and awesome and never thought about how I looked or my weight or anything of the sort.