The Question Club

Do you have a picture of you giving a peace sign? Will you post it?

If not, will you post a picture of you wearing a hat?

Inspired by this thread on Fark;

Someone wrote the difference between Americans and the British is that if you ask how far a certain place is, a Brit will reply in distance while and an American will reply in time. For example;

Asking an American;
Q: How far is it from Virginia Beach to D.C.?
A: About four hours

Asking a Brit;
Q: How far is it from London to Leeds?
A: A little over 300 kilometers.

My question to you is, do you find this to be true for you? When someone asks the distance between two places do you use actual mileage or amounts of time? And, where are you from, by the way?

what is the best nickname for a pair in which one is short and fat and the other is tall and thin?

Should I drink this milk?

It is officially 40 minutes past the expiration date. :(

Coffee maker's too loud, so I wanted some chocolate milk. I have an english project to do, and it wouldn't be cool if I was stuck in the bathroom with the runs. Plz halp.

[edit] Well. I went for it and everything seems to be fi-

OH SHIT!

MY CUP'S ON FIRE!

THE MILK'S TURNED TO SULFURIC ACID! ASFJLASKFJASFAAAAAAAHHFUCK

TQC, do you play "THE GAME"?

I JUST LOST THE GAME.

What stupid April's Fool jokes have people tried to pull on you so far?

What is something difficult that you have had to do recently?

They say that sometimes men engage in 'dick-measuring contests' (figuratively) to find out who's more manly. Do women ever engage 'vagina-measuring contests (who's got the widest-set vag) to find out who's more feminine?

Serious and non-serious answers welcome. Ambivalent answers can proceed to engage in a 'dick-swallowing contest'

Do you think it'd be doable for me to take 20 credits next semester if my 5th class is an intro drawing class?

Have any non-Jewish members of TQC attended a Passover seder?
How was the experience for you?
Any Jewish TQCers got any advice for me?

My room mate/BFF has graciously invited me to the home of his fabulous parents for this event. I accepted because I truly am interested in this, as well as honored to have been invited. However, looking in to it on Wikipedia, I am seeing this as a "WHERE DO I PUT MY HANDS?" situation - there are a lot of steps and stuff, things I am TOTALLY not familiar with.

All I was told was "THERE WILL BE WINE! LOTS OF WINE!", and that so long as I don't bring ham and a loaf of bread, I won't offend.

TIA, y'all!

I posted this on my lj, and these names are tied! Maybe you can help settle it. I like them equally. One of my tattoos is of a moon, which is what inspired these.

It's my night up with the baby.

What are some good online comics?
The Perry Bible Fellowship comes to mind.

Is there a certain quality someone could have that would make them appear more attractive to you? Other than "good looks." XD

For me, it's a good singing voice - or, just a guy who is willing to sing regardless. :D

1)Do you dress up to go to a play? I mean, is it customarily done?

2)what is it about 4 am that wakes me up?

Is anyone else watch the annual April Fool's movie on Adult Swim right now?

Did you know the movie is actually real?

Isn't it the best, most badly acted, terribly shot, poorly written, gloriously lutztastic movie ever?

If you think you have a better so bad, it's good movie, then what is it?

Oh, God, I am crying tears laughing over here. This is comedy gold, Jerry!

How would you go about getting potential allergens off a couch?  I've tried vaccuuming it.  Do you think a steam clean would do best?  Or has anyone had any luck with that Febreze Allergen Reducer spray?

I'm trying to think of anything else that might have changed in my routine to cause an allergic reaction, but can't really think of anything else.  I'm going to an allergist next week, so he might also have some suggestions.

For the curious, it's a brand new Ikea couch http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/90125722

Any assistance or advice would be very helpful!

Peace,

T

There is a journal name I'd like that is currently taken. This user has only made several entries, and has been inactive since 2005. I've tried out my google-fu but am too tired to make headway. Is there anything I can do to get this account deleted?

Will you marry me?

how do you keep things fresh....in the gym?

I'm getting stale and hit a plateau

If you call off work because of the weather and it clears up by noon, would you go in to work or just enjoy the day off?

What is in your pockets?

What is your favorite April Fool's Day prank? I need something good for my boss. :)

How old are babies when they start walking?
I don't have one of my own, I'm just curious.

Can you please encourage me to not fail this class (English 1102)? The teacher is the most scatterbrained woman I've ever had the displeasure of meeting and I am ready to jump off of a cliff. Every day she tells us a bucketload of assignments, then changes the next meeting to "don't do that, don't do this". She makes up her assignments as she goes. I HATE IT AND AM VERY CLOSE TO FAILING.



For full time college students, do you take spring/fall semesters and take summer off, or some other combination?
I've been doing spring/fall but I am considering starting summer and fucking off this fall, and letting that count as my ~summer~ for insurance purposes.

what's the last thing you licked?

What's the best way to go about finding someone's email (obviously if asking them isn't an option?)

I've been invited to a party where I'm supposed to dress like a washed up celebrity. I know nothing of washed up celebs. Who should I go as?

What's your favorite movie and why?

Do you read your horoscope?

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I am currently traveling around the US (I am from Australia) and am going to be in Chicago until Sunday. I only know one person here and I was wondering if anyone wanted to go out for a drink?
Or something?

I am staying near N Lincoln Ave if that helps...

I bought an electric food steamer on a whim because it was cheap. What should I steam in it? Any recipe suggestions?

Will you tell me what's on your mind?

How do I save a whole page as opposed to just a screenshot of one section of it?
I can save it as a webpage, but I can't put that format onto Photobucket.

I am simultaneously drunk and hungover.

a) How is that fair?
b) How is that even possible?
c) Should I blame the crazy fucking Russians? Everything else seems to be their fault.

Love, jai.
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Dreams / Memories

How are the two related to you?

1. What's the best way to fundraise for a co-op cookbook?

So far I'm thinking weekly fundraising cupcakes.

2. What is a reasonable price to pay for a cupcake?

3. What can I go as to a time-travel party? It has to be a time traveller or someone from a particular period in history. Something with colourful hair would be a bonus.

There is absolutely no outward indication of anything on my skin, so why does my arm itch so much?

Do you have any plans, or have you done anything for April Fools this year?

Breakfast: cereal & banana, taylor ham sandwich (made by me, unfortunately, not from a delicious bagel shop), or eggs & sausage?

Why would a former best friend that I haven't spoken to in 7 years add me on facebook? She didn't send a message with her friend request.

So, TQC, I'm watching bad court-shows before I leave for work today, but Judge David Young just asked me this question, which I will pass on to you:

If an underage boy fathers a child, should his parents be responsible for child support payments until he comes of age?

How would you like to visit an economics theme park?

Hallo TQC.

I'm getting over a cold. I feel pretty good except for this TERRIBLE tickle in my throat that makes me cough. Plus I wake up with terrible chest congestion.

So, Doctor TQC, which cold medicine would you recommend for these symptoms? (I have to be fully alert for work at4 so nothing that will make me drowsy, please :D )

how many times are you gonna sleep over before you have sex with me?!

My best friend sent me a text last night and I can’t tell if it was meant for me or not. It said “muliebrity hates me. She’s paying me back for all those times that I said I’d call her back but didn’t. I miss her.”

Of course I don’t hate her (and she’s always over-dramatic anyway). Should I reply or pretend I never got it, since it seems like maybe she meant it for someone else?

dudeeee. is youtube all upside down for anyone else?
are you prankin anyone today?

Where are some beachy, culturally-rich locations?

I screwed up on my chicken soup.
Is a turtle who loses its shell homeless or naked? 
 

What is a good birthday present for a girl who you are not that close with, but you are attending her birthday party? She's someone who, at this time, is more of an acquaintance than a friend but we have many mutual friends and she and I are getting closer. I just can't think of what would be an appropriate gift for someone I don't know that well. Jewelry seems a bit trite (or something to be given by closer friends), and a T-Shirt seems awkward (plus there's the risk of insulting with too large, or ill-fitting with too small). Hmm.

What do you say, TQC?

For those of you who have furnished a place before, I need help on pricing cuz I'm going to advertise a few things of mine on the message board for the incoming class of the program I'm in. I will be selling my bed frame, box spring, and mattress (which is still fairly new, cuz I just bought it last year). They're all twin -- what would you ask for this?

1)what do you think should be done about sexting?

The offenders should be grounded from the phone for six months. The senders of the pics should be told about how Uncle Hank will be wanking off their pictures from the internet.

2)what should be done about the saggy pants problem?

My dad should wear saggy pants, making everyone else not wear them anymore.

TQC, I haven't been pranked today.

Will you lay your best April Fool's joke on me and see if I fall for it?

Okay, so I'm looking for ways to prank my roommate - help!

What do you think would be the cheapest way to move across the country (Iowa to Texas)?

What is the furthest you've moved ever?

What are you having for lunch?

ETA: I have a Dodge Stratus sedan....do you think I could put a hitch on it and tow a trailer?

someone on my friends list posted this entry today.
i have my own opinion, but will you share yours?

friend's entry under the cut
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Okay, so according to my previous post, most of you pronounce 'buoy' as boo-ee or similar. A few of you mentioned that you though the 'boy' pronunciation was odd, and vice versa. But it lines up with words like 'buoyant' (boy-int). So then, if you use the 'boo-ee' pronunciation, how do you pronounce buoyancy/buoyant?


What accent do you have? If you could have any accent, what accent would you like to have? Assuming you just woke up one day with it and no one seemed to think it was unusual.
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I've got a General Australian/New Zealand mixed sort of accent, but I'd love to have an Irish accent. :)

i like collecting up pictures so will you show me lots of pictures? (i will too!)

if you have photobucket, how many pictures do you have in it? i've got 454 at the moment.

Do you support children's suffrage? Why or why not?

Have you seen that Quiznos commercial where the toaster oven (or whatever that thing is) tells the employee to make a Toasty Torpedo and "put it in" it?

What was your reaction when you first saw it?

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I laugh every time I see it.

My daughter (7 y.o) has some minor problems such as an attention deficit, insomnia, headache. And my wife decided to take our girl to the hirudotherapy. Our daughter is glad, and my wife claims that it helps. And they brought these full leeches home, they are like pets now. My wife and my daughters are crazy about pet animals including kinds of creepy crawlers (but for me these thick leeches are rather disgusting).
Well, the qtn is
Have you ever tried leech therapy?
Is it popular in your area?

TQC, my husband just got his first ticket ever from rolling through the stop sign in our neighborhood. At the bottom it says "Fine - $50, Court Costs - $121, Total - $171".

Assuming we don't bother to fight it (it was a clear violation and I've yelled at him about doing it before) and don't go to court, I would assume we only have to mail in a money order for the $50, right?

Have you ever gotten a ticket? What was it for?

This won't raise our insurance rates, will it?

Will you tell me something interesting about yourself?

There's an ad on the TV for a school called UTI. How lame am I for finding "more top manufactures hire UTI graduates" funny?

Does anyone know if a mushroom with a purple top with white dots and green stem exists? Or at least purple top and green stem? (I've googled, but found nothing)

Because I had a tie-dye made today at the Agriculture festival at my college, and one of the designs they could make was a mushroom with those colors, so I picked it because I'm fascinated by mushrooms, and because in that color it looked good with the shirt. So, can anyone tell me if a mushroom like that one actually exists?

Also, how do you feel about people who befriend their professors?

Okay, is Omegle not the most fucked up thing ever? I've been on for about five minutes. here's how my conversations have started:

1: Do you have a beard?

2: I am prince Abdul Nareem-jabar of Nigeria. (having fun with this one!)

got any wierd stories to tell about omegle convos?
doesn't it make you wonder how the internet has affected our ability to start a conversation?

eta: I can't LJ cut because I fail.
eta: repeatedly
eta: EVEN WITH INSTRUCTIONS D:


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http://omegle.com/
this is a site where you can chat with total strangers.
Will you log on and see if we can "connect" with a fellow TeeKewCee'r?
typical conversations go like this:

You: keukenhoff
Stranger: kia ora
You: tot ziens
Stranger: yuh?
You: uzbek?
You: tajik?
You: pashtun?

~DISCONNECT~
its lulz tastic

I KNOW its been "done"...humor me.
Please to be cutting and pasting humorous interludes.

I was just kicked out of my awesome comfy chair so three kids could have a showing of some weird ass movie. Apparently this is a school event, however, they kicked out about twenty kids and the event could have easily been placed in another room. Plus, the kids were complaining that it's too bright (it's in a room FULL of windows and has a ton of light, perfect for studying).

I am a little irritated. How would you feel?

My mom let me borrow her car to do some errands. It's a new car and she's crazy protective of it. So naturally I want to pretend that I fucked it up or something. Would that even be funny? Suggestions, please.

The car is a big Lexus and my mom is schizophrenic. I don't know if that has anything to do with it, it just means that I've been cautious about playing practical jokes on her in the past.

Have you ever taken a geology class? If so, what was it like? Fairly straightforward, or really challenging?

Ugh. I am sick of all the food in my house. The only things that don't take work are ramen noodles and I am sick to death of ramen. If I have ten dollars to spend at the grocery store, what should I buy? Anything from munchies to meat, so long as it's SUPER simple and fast.

Have you ever had a craving for the elusive "something" but various foods didn't satisfy it? Did it go away on its own or did you find a cure?

Show me a photo of you? :D

I was breast fed as a child.
Do you think thats enough?

TQC today I discovered that a course I have been taking since September I have not been registered in since January. Worst April Fool's day joke ever, y/y? I just filled out a petition to re-add the course and now I'm writing a letter saying what happened. Have you ever written a letter like this? I'm not sure who to address it to or how I should format it. Tips?

If you could go back to high school and change all of your classes, what would you change? What else would you change about your academic life?

For me, I'd...

- take Italian for three years instead of Spanish.
- take Chorus for only two years and take Speech & Debate in 11th grade instead.
- take Creative Writing, World Religions, and Ceramics instead of taking Piano, SAT/PSSA Prep and Drawing.
- take Environmental Sciences instead of Chemistry. Or take Career Prep (read: lowest difficulty) Chemistry.
- take Keyboarding instead of General FCS.
- take AP World History instead of Honors Government & Economics and back it with another Art class.
- be on the newspaper staff all four years instead of just my last two.
- also get better grades in Math 9th and 12th grade and just generally worked much harder. Especially in 9th grade so I could have gotten to Honors classes quicker.
- Make my GPA around 3.4 instead of 3.0.

What pictures do you have/can you find of the worst or most hilarious April Fool's Day pranks ever? Like this

I'm going to be helping a woman with her pronunciation of English words.
I figured we would read some stuff out loud together but what should we read?

Should I start a story with her? Read from the newspaper? Magazine? What do you think?!


Does anyone else tutor?
What do you usually do on the first day with your student?
I'm going for history tutoring (I'm an English major) and I'm not entirely sure where to begin.

What is the best iPhone app?

It seems like when there are so MANY options for something, I have trouble knowing where to start.

What are some delicious ways to marinade tofu? What types of flavors do you like to use to marinade tofu?

what does your computer desk/set up look like?

what, if anything are you eating right now?

do you wash your face every day? in the morning or the night? or both?

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What does TQC think of these little bite-sized  chocolate pieces?
Pic from here: http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hR7F-MqvRzI/SSE607fHQUI/AAAAAAAADqk/SOXYPj72N88/s400/nuggets1.bmp&imgrefurl=http://www.chocolatemission.net/2008_12_01_archive.html&usg=__KyBq5tNPBL8DrBp68bXVnO0oOPY=&h=299&w=400&sz=32&hl=en&start=3&um=1&tbnid=wLeMi6vwivdsOM:&tbnh=93&tbnw=124&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dcrunchie%2Bnuggets%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26um%3D1
They gave it a 7.3/10

Personally I would rate these in the 8.5/10 - 9/10
Yummmmm

Agreed?

What is the stupidest and/or most embarrassing thing you've ever said?

TQC, my gf just told me that the longass paper I stayed up all night translating isn't due until tommorow.

Keeping in mind we can only IM today, what prank should I pull on her tonight to get back for this?

1. What's your favorite regional accent? (Not just English but Yorkshire. Or not just American but Bostonian.)

2. What's your regional accent? Is it thick? Can people guess where you are from after you say a few words?

3.After seeing one too many bad vampire movies on my own, I'm looking for some new ones that are actually good for a difference. What would you recommend?

I prefer unusual, dark and scary vampires like Near Dark, Let the Right One in, Fright Night, From Dusk Til Dawn, Subspecies and Nosferatu. I can't stand romantic, emo, vampirism is a metaphor for sexy times movies like Twilight, Bram Stoker's Dracula and The Hunger.

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I'm just curious about the average regarding this. Mine seem decent but I don't have anyone IRL that I can campare notes with!

For those of you that work out...what percentage of your body weight do you leg press? Heres a percentage calculator to make things easier.

ETA: DO YOU LIKE ADRIANA LIMA? I feel like I'm the only person on the planet that thinks she's funny looking.

Wait, this is an April Fools Day joke, right ?  http://mail.google.com/mail/help/autopilot/index.html

What is your favorite internet April Fools joke ?

It's funny because I get so much e-mail and  could really use this right about now.

I was suppose to attend a benefit tomorrow night with my friend, but now she has to work.
The event is down the street from me, and I already have paid for two tickets. The people putting on the benefit are only getting money from the ticket sales, not the drinks/etc. There will be a lot of people there that I know.

Should I still go? Or should I just go out with my other friends (who didn't want to go to the benefit)?

What are your favorite websites to get pretty desktop backgrounds from? Edit: Links plz?

I have the option to see one of these three musicals.



Note: I've already seen RENT.

What April Fools pranks have you pulled today?

I put a giant sign on the back of my mother's car that read: "HONK, IT'S MY BIRTHDAY" among some other little things.

what's a good topic for a "how-to" speech?

Why is my ex-girlfriend so hell bent on making sure I'm not happy with the girl that I'm "seeing"? srs and non

eta: obviously jealousy is an issue. other ideas, plz.

eta2: you guys are all right (except seanx3). i have no idea why i still talk to her, i guess we just had long history. but, it is time now. i need to weed out the people in my life who bring me down and she is one of them. i just received a text from her saying "she isn't going to make you happy" while the girl in question was at my house with her dog. i'm done dealing with my ex and ignoring will take place. thank you guys for "smacking me in the face" with reality.

I was just eating some fried chicken with my dad, from the local shop that we go to a lot, and I swear it smelt and tasted like CHEESE. Not like it was off [because off chicken just smells revolting], just a distinct air of cheesiness about it. My dad said his chicken smelt and tasted like chicken, and I got him to try some of mine and he said it was fine.

So why did it smell cheesy to me?! TELL ME, DO I HAVE A BRAIN TUMOUR AND IS IT TERMINAL?!
Or maybe one of those weird mouth/nose infection things that makes things smell/taste funny?

Where is my debit card? (that has my hamster on it)
It was in my jacket pocket after I left the store and got in the car, and I've only been home since.

Are you prone to leaving things?

read. would you someone will sue for emotional distress? y/n?

what's something that your dissatisfied about?

What persona should I create for Omegle? I'm thinking a French pirate named Claude Pieyarrr with a frog pet.

My mother has declared my new name to be Tootsie Dippindoodle. How silly is that? Edit: She got it from some email someone sent her about "Take the third letter from your first name and find the matching word starting with that letter from this list" and so forth.

I just had the WORST CHILI EVARR...omg...who puts that much garlic in chili?
Have you ever had food so bad you HAD to complain about it??

I didn't PAY for it....it was in the mess hall. It was free. but it has wrecked my tastebuds FOREVER.

OK...this isnt funny...I'm shitting FIRE now people. Its like a really bad super power.

Can you tell me why Shakespeare would include the subtle homoeroticism of the Antonio characters in Merchant of Venice and Twelfth Night?

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IF you dgaf, are you excited about the new season of the Hills?

What are you eating for dinner?

html fail

My friend showed me a while back a website that easily aggregates college class schedules, so when planning future semesters they show up neatly and what not. Classopia or something like that it was called, are you familiar with this website?

Edit. Found it, it's Coursetopia.com

Will you post a recent picture of yourself so that we can guess what color your skin is?

Have you ever been on anti anxiety medicine? Have you ever drank (an extremely moderate) amount of alcohol while you were on it?

Do you want to be my doctor?

Would you prescribe me Diazapam if I asked for it?

Would you rather I was addicted to pharmaceuticals or illegal drugs?

Okay, I think I am going crazy. No one ever knows what I am talking about, but when I used to get sushi at this place, it would come with, um, long green thin things, like a little salad of it. What is this called?!

Can you tell the guy in my icon is vomiting?

Which song(s) have you had on repeat as of late?

How do you feel about witnessing PDAs (Public Displays of Affection) ?

What makes you more uncomfortable?
Over-the-top snogging
'Lovey-dovey' smooches

I'm all for love and all, but my just-dumped best friend wasn't very comfortable watching our friend and his new girlfriend stop every two minutes for a peck.

Random question: How do I turn off e-mail notices for comments? I see boxes below this about allowing/screening comments but those aren't what I want are they?
 

What are your favorite idioms?

I like 'absence makes the heart grow fonder'.

TQC, my friend is having iTunes issues. She has a bunch of HD downloads of shows that she does not want. They are incomplete downloads, and we both have tried everything we can think of to get rid of them, because she does not want them to download. However, no matter what we try, we cannot get them to go away. We have thrown the .part files into the recycle bin and they still won't go away. They are not in the library. How can we get them to go away? She is using a PC. Thanks!

What are you doing this summer?

I teach junior high English. On Wednesday next week, we're having a Superhero dress up day. What should I dress up as??? Bonus points for something easy and/or something nerdy. Oh, and, please no spandex. :)

Oh yeah, I'm a girl.

how much taller is Conan O'Brien than you?


13.25" or 1'1.25" or 1 foot, 1 and a quarter inches.

Alright.  I've been unemployed for way too long.  Partially due to health crap popping up and also in part to a completely saturated job market.  Typically, I've been an Administrative Assistant / Executive Assistant (just special words for Secretary, pretty much).  It's time to get a skill and be more marketable.  My father called me this afternoon and told me to think of something I want to do and he's going to put me through the schooling necessary to do it.  (Side note:  Wow, I had no idea my Dad was this awesome.  Ok, a little idea.) 

But now I'm stuck.  I have NO idea what I could possibly look into and I'm brain dead.  We're meeting for dinner in 15 minutes to talk about this further.  Can you give me ideas that don't have years-long degree plans (phd, masters, blah blah blah)?  The only thing I can think of is possibly nursing school, but I don't know if I could get over a slight fear of needles and blood to do it.  

Help?  D: 

What would you say or do if a coworker came to work with Pink Eye while contagious? I work in a very small office, so if one person is gone, it puts a pretty big strain on everyone else. My coworker didn't want to put us all through that, but I really don't want to catch Pink Eye! I would have much rather had her gone for the day. :(

How often do you wear underwear, and under what circumstances?

If more than 50% of the time, why do you wear underwear?

Are there any health risks or benefits of wearing underwear vs. not wearing underwear?

anyone in tqc have experience on strattera? my roomie is starting it tomorrow. she was diagnosed with ADD last week. she's also on two antidepressants.

what's your experience with it, if you don't mind me asking? tell me about how it works for you.

ps: how expensive is this stuff? she's got two weeks worth of samples to start with. i'm going to look into discount programs, but... just wondering.

I put Libya because according to the Human Development Index they are the number one African country in the world with regards to development. Maybe I missed a few great countries like New Zeeland but still.

Do you ever just wanna really bang someone on your flist? Just descend on them, and grind your collective goodies together in beautiful-music-together euphoria? Surely it can't just be me and my lonely hormones who feel this hunka-hunka burning love

That fucking does it. I'm hitting the bottle tonight

See? ILY all

what is the best thing to give someone?
srs and nonsrs

Okay, so I've been kind of gone and idgaf if this has been asked but where did anon go?
DO YOU LIKE KNOWING SECRETS?

I'm the only one left in thequestionclub chat. Someone come join me? :O

What magazines do you regularly read?

I have a pair of bright turquoise sneakers. I want it to become black. Is it okay to spray paint it black? Will the paint stick? If not what can I use? D: The offending pair in question

So did the nightcrew kill anon?

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Has everything that can possibly be asked, been asked?

If it hasn't been asked, when will it be asked? 

If it has been asked, why does it keep getting asked? 

i'm going to new york in a couple weeks, but not really looking to do the typical statue-of-liberty-and-the-met type of touristy trip.

what are some fun [possibly cheap] things you suggest for new york city?

I apologize if this has been discussed here previously, but did anyone else read about this?

Is your face stuck in a permanent D: expression like mine?

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The first to guess the exact dollar amount will get a present of some sort. Unless I don't like you.

cigarets, a winner is you. $58.

What song makes you want to dance?

*youtube helps

Is Queen Elizabeth a cyborg?

Do you have one/have you had one? What were the positives/negatives? How often did you see them? I'm thinking of getting one but I'm not sure if it's worth it.

HALP EMERGENCY

Ok, so like my kitty go up from his nap and then LITERALLY said "BAN....KAI" out loud and then this white glowing aura starting building up around him and he slowly started levitating off the ground and then his eyes glowed yellow and THEN I RAN OUT OF THE ROOM. NOW EVERYTHING IS SHAKING.

WHAT DO I DO????

Does anyone here have experience with medical billing? I'm slightly in a career rut and am thinking about going back to school to get certified in it. If you have any information for me, will you please share it?

Anyone know if/where you can get any fanfic for The No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency novels? I'm addicted to the stories.

No slash/sexfics, please! ;)
 

Do you wanna be on top?

Do you like Drew Barrymore?

Can you guess what I'm watching?

How funny is the following joke on a scale of one to ten?

If I ever commit suicide, here's what I plan to do -- you can use this -- I'm gonna fling myself off the top of a skyscraper, but before I do, I'm gonna stuff my pockets with candy and gum. That way, when I smack into the sidewalk, I'll burst like this big, human pinata. That way, the on-lookers who walk up, they can go, 'Oh man, he really must have been depressed -- oh, Snickers! Alright!'

1. What are you doing right this second? [aside from staring at the computer]
2. Do you like where you are currently living?
3. Can you tell me the name of this font? If not, do you need a drink right now?
4. When were you born?

What does it mean when someone says they have good values?

have you baked any bread lately?

which kind?

Has anybody tried using alli? How has that worked for you?

I just broke the house phone & found out that I probably can't afford to finish school.

So tell me, Tee Cue Sea, how's your night going?

I have mixed vodka, regular rum, and 151 together. Is this going to taste disgusting when mixed with coke? Edit: I love 151's taste and have a disgustingly high alcohol tolerance, which is why I mixed them. Am I insane?

Do you play Bejeweled?

i've wanted to be a journalist forever, and i am two years into the journalism school at college.

the history of journalism is nuts....either going extinct or transforming into something completely different.

am i crazy for trying to pursue this career? how do you see the future of journalism?

will you make up a headline for this picture??

So I got home from work tonight and found a note under my door from my apartment manager. It says there have been many complaints about the noise level coming from my apartment. It said there are kids running and loud music blaring at all hours of the night. I do play music, but it's never really loud, and always off by 8, and my daughter is in bed by 8:30. I called the manager and was told the complaint specifically said it was loud rap music. That's one genre I don't listen to, but my neighbor across the hall is constantly playing it LOUDLY. These neighbors also let their kids run up and down the hall like fucking maniacs. The note said if there's any more complaints, I'll be charged $100. For something I'm not even doing.

Dear TQC, what would you do? Would you confront your loud neighbor and tell them to turn it down? Would you go downstairs to the neighbor that complained and discuss it with them? Would you say fuck it and make as much noise as possible since you'll probably be stuck with a fine anyway? Or would you do something else entirely?

Thanks everyone.

So, I'm trying to get super tan because I have this vacation thing in a week, and I'm naturally very pale but I look good tan. Ok. So I use tanning booths. I usually do 10 minutes. Besides using their lotions, which seem to be out of my budget, how can I get REALLY tan** and stay really tan? (spray tanning is kind of not an option since I tend to break out)

Why the hell do people like being tan?

****spare the speech, I do not a give a fuck

Whenever you feel gloomy, depressed, and/or sad, what do you do to make yourself feel better?

I'm watching Jon and Kate plus 8. Do you think they can afford a lot of what they have because of the media attention they got and the money from the show? Do you think that was a reason as to why they did the show?

I'm just curious because I'm pregnant with my first and I'm already having financial woes.

what is something you achieved today?

Who is your favorite "American Idol" this year?


Don't you just love Google Chrome?


What are you reading right now?

I'm bored and stressed. What are some strange/weird/interesting/freaky/absurd things I can google to amuse myself for a few hours?

Does anyone want to talk to me over chat or something to help me cheer up? To cut a long story short, one of my friends upset me today and it seems like almost all of my other friends are overseas/busy/uncontactable right now, and I kind of want someone to talk to.

If you don't want to do that - tell me, how many holes are there in your body? Mine - 22. The, erm, 'regular' holes; and some extras from piercings. I am actually curious to know this; this is not just a, "I'm having life dramas but I'll throw in another question as well so I don't look self-obsessed" post.

Has anyone, or do you know of anyone, who have gotten rid of or significantly improved their stretch marks? I'm talkin about the deep red purplish ones.

I'm interested in trying Trilastin - I see a lot of good reviews. I'm also interested in Strevaxl but I cant find any websites with reviews on them (beside the same review prolly just fake written on several websites).


I've always never payed attention to creams and stuff for stretch marks because there have been so many in the past that are just hoaxes, but some new ones out that seem to be different?

I'd be thankful to hear about any product reviews or anything you've tried or know someone who has tried it.

guys, i'm going to the club for the first time tomorrow. is the following outfit good? ( Collapse )

what other clothes do people generally wear to clubs?

Good evening TQC!

What was the best year of your life so far and why?

My answer: I am 24 now. The best year of my life was 2004 and I was 19. It was the best year of my life because I started dating the guy I had liked forever and am now married to. I bet the best people/friends I had ever known and I felt gorgeous and beautiful and capable and awesome and never thought about how I looked or my weight or anything of the sort.

Say you're going to the hospital for a week, what is the most essential thing to bring?
(except clothes, books, crap like that and eh an iPod cause I don't have one)

is there a non-embarassing way to buy laxatives?

This is a gigantic teal deer. Car question under the cut.

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If you dgaf about my car transferring issues, what is your monthly (or 6-monthly) car insurance rate? Where do you live? How many people are on your insurance plan? How old are all the drivers on the plan and what sex are they?


If you don't drive, what is your most used form of transportation?

Ok here's a situation!

We have 4 people sitting around a table. 3 of them are Joe, Laura, and Missy. The 4th person is you! Joe, Laura, and Missy are your good friends. Joe acts like an asshole a lot but he really means well and has his genuine caring moments. Laura is a bitch, she really can be mean sometimes, but she's only that way because she's socially weird and doesn't know how to handle situations properly. Missy is cool.

Joe pulls out a picture of himself from 3 years ago and shows it to you all. He is larger in this picture than he is now, but not obese or anything, just a little overweight. You didn't know him back then. Obviously he's lost some weight since then and has done good for himself.

Laura looks at it and says "You're so... FAT! You don't even look like the same person!!!" in a rude and condescending kind of voice.

Joe is taken aback. He says "Oh, well I was really fucked up back then."

Missy says "You have got to be fucking kidding me. You were not "SO FAT", just heavier, and you do look like the same person! Jesus Christ!" She gives Laura a dirty look.

ETA: omg, I forgot to add this.
Laura says, "Okay, I guess you do look like the same person. Were you an asshole back then too?" in the same rude manner.

*uncomfortable silence with Missy glaring at Laura, Laura looking at Joe in a demanding fashion, and Joe looking like he wants to get away*

What do you do? Do you say something to Laura? Do you ignore them? Do you try to change the conversation to get away from this awkward moment?

Someone told me people are intimidated by my intelligence and success. How the heck do you respond to that?

Someone sent my mom 20 dollars anonymously in the mail yesterday, no note, no return address just the 20 dollar bill. Anyone else ever have something like this happen to them?


Do you ever buy anything from Home Shopping Network or QVC? What did you buy and was it worth it?

Do you ever buy things because they're just so stupid that you have to get them? Like today I was in Stop & Shop and I saw Miley Cyrus's book Miles to Go and I felt compelled to buy because I knew it would be awesomely bad. :/

So all right, vampires can't have sex. But why? They are undead, yes, but like, they're super strong and have regenerative powers so why not, as my husband says, "an evil boner" as well? They're dead, they do not breathe or have circulation, and yet rigor mortis does not set in? They gain beauty and vitality, grace and agility, but it just hangs limp? They can move huge amounts of weight due to strength. So like, why not, you know, a dick? Again, my husband says "if you can move your pinkie, you can move a pee pee."


So. why not? WHY CAN'T MY VAMPIRE CHARACTERS BONE?!?!

Do you watch Make Me a Supermodel?

If so, who is your favorite? Isn't Colin super dreamy?