Should I have a cupcake?
Would you have a cupcake right now?
What are your thoughts on deer?
What was the last thing you laughed at?
what do you do when you just feel like crying, really for no reason but just to feel relieved? why do you think you feel this way?
what do you do when you can't fall asleep? i took melatonin but idk, didn't help much :(
do you drink tap water? if not, what kind of water do you use to make tea/coffee?
why the heck do people leave the water running while they brush their teeth?
Anthony Bourdain or Gordon Ramsay?
When is LJ going to fix TxtLJ so it works for Verizon phones? It's been months and it doesn't work for the biggest cell phone network, wtf.
What do you consider to be the greatest night of your life?
Do you like monograms? Is anything of yours monogrammed?
Today this guy from a culture where monogramming isn't common compared my apparent penchant for monograms to an animal marking its territory [via urination]! I was so insulted!
Has someone insulted you recently? How?
How do you feel about:
What's the last thing you baked?
What are you reading?
LOL TQC MY ROOMMATE IS SLEEPWALKING. RIGHT NOW. SHE'S WALKING IN CIRCLES AROUND THE ROOM AND KINDA FREAKING ME OUT.
WHAT DO I DO?
EDIT: I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT SHE'S A MAJOR BITCH SO BEING NICE IS OUT OF THE QUESTION.
Would you resign from your work on April 1st? If you did, would they take you seriously?
Do you have any good quitting/resigning stories to share?
So, I was listening to I'm On A Boat, and I wondered...
How do you pronounce buoy?
Where are you from?
I'm in Australia and I've only ever heard people pronounce it as 'boy'.
i live near three sorority houses.
what's with all the girls around me who look exactly the same?
Rosetta Stone y/n?
What is your favorite As Seen On TV product?
what have you done that may not make sense, but is strictly because of the principle of the matter?
(ie. I always change the radio station whenever Chris Brown or Rihanna come on because I can't stand the fact they are using domestic abuse as a publicity stunt.)
When your alarm goes off and you hit the snooze button, how long until it goes off again?
My snooze is 9 minutes.
On a scale of 1-10, how much do you hate putting on a freshly washed/dried pair of jeans? D:
10!!! They are always too tight (= UNCOMFORTABLE) for the first couple hours before they stretch out to their "normal" shape. I know a lot of people don't put their jeans in the dryer for expressly this reason but I'd rather they be too tight and then perfect a few hours later than perfect to start and then too baggy a few hours later...
1. do you have any sort of general opinion about the vietnam war, or US history of that specific time period?
2. do you have any sort of general opinion about the war in iraq and that whole can of worms?
3. *** what do you think you'll be like when you're older? as in retirement age, 65+ older. ***edit: this is unrelated to the first two questions unless you decide to answer otherwise
what is your favorite song as of late?
mine's kid cudi - day n' nite (crookers remix)
catchy as HELL!
I know we have quite a few NaNoWriMoers in the community, so I'm curious: how many TQC folk are participating in Script Frenzy?
I'm the admin for the Screnzy facebook group, and I've been getting my inbox flooded for the last few days with people asking about it. Do you ever get your inbox flooded by people you don't know?
Are there any movies that are based on books that you prefer to the book? (please ignore the extremely awkward phrasing of that question.)
In Word, how do you make the document wider? Most of my documents are like 7 and a quarter wide, but I have this one that is only 5 inches. And it's annoying. Anyone know how to change this?
I probably should have mentioned I've got a Mac
Will you share with me the last bit of good news you received? :)
I just found out that being a "full-time" student in the summer only requires 2 classes! HOORAY. I thought it was at least 4.
I'm making a run to the grocery store, anything I can pick up for you?
What foods don't agree with you? Not foods you don't like or foods you're allergic to, but foods you like but that always cause more digestive (or other) problems than they are worth to eat.
What series of books do you read?
Did it stay the same, get better, or get worse as you progressed through it?
does language ever fascinate you? like, do you ever have moments where you realize, wow, here are all these words and we can read and understand them(generally) and use it to communicate so clearly(vs, you know, ooga ooga *bang spoon on table*)?
The sound of screaming kids makes me want to kick a baby. What makes you want to kick a baby?
(please don't get on my ass about kicking babies, its not to be taken literally)
i'm teaching a science unit on the human body to second graders in the next few weeks. one of the major parts of my unit is a 2 1/2 ft tall model of the human body (yes, i found my tag board to make it) that i can add organs onto with velcro. i'm psyched about it, but i'm writing my first lesson right now, and... i need a name for him/her/it.
tqc, what would you name my tagboard anatomy buddy?
ps, i'm at a middle socioeconomic level school in louisiana and there are only 3 black students in my class. i'm not averse to making this little guy multicultural.
TQC, help me find my cell phone please. I hung out with my friend Stephanie when I lost it and it's not with her or in her car. As we were hanging out, we got some pot and it's not at the guy's house. I have been looking all over my house for it and I cannot find it. I have called it but it was on vibrate and now it is off (it had low battery anyway).
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PHONE?!?!?!?!
A half hour long nap sounds like a good idea right now, y/y?
you're on your death bed, what is your last meal of choice
How do you tell someone you like them as more than a friend?
Anyone have any (recent) experience with concerts at HardRock Live? Specifically Orlando? I am seeing Ben Folds there tomorrow, and I want to bring a camera in. In the past, I've put a disposable camera between my boobs, and I have gotten right in. I want to bring my digital one, but I feel like it would set off the metal detector, and I don't want them to take it away/have to run BACK to my car after waiting in line for general admission standing, you know? Suggestions?
If you don't give a shit, what bands/groups/musicians have you seen live? How about comedian?
I've seen BB King 3 times, MCR twice, Green Day once, Reel Big Fish, John Mayer, and this will be my 2nd Ben Folds show. I' really want to start going to more concerts. I've also seen Jim Gaffigan and Lewis Black.
What's the longest you have stayed in a relationship with someone you didn't love? Why?
do you pee in the shower, how do you feel about peeing in the shower
When reading a document, which do you think is more important? The letter of the document (what is actually written) or the spirit of the document (what is meant by what is written)? Why?
Does your answer change if the document is the Bible? Why?
How about the Constitution? Why?
What the hell else do you do in the shower aside from shower? Because apparently you guys use the shower for way more than its intended. Tell us :)
how much did you pay for your last haircut?
what was the last thing you had to eat?
If I forget something will you do.
1. What's the weirdest/creepiest thing you've done to someone whom you were attracted to and he/she wasn't attracted to you?
2. How'd that person react to that?
is today lookin like a good day or a bad day? why?
have you ever overdrawn your bank account?
by how much?
what kind of products do you use in your hair on an everyday basis?
Upon going to sleep, do you leave your bedroom door open or closed?
If you live in a non-USA country (especially France), what sorts of clothing are generally frowned upon?
(My roommate is going to Brest this summer, and she's been told that she can't bring tops that show cleavage. How much is considered too much? She doesn't dress like a dirty ho or anything, but most of her shirts show a little bit of cleavage.)
If you truly do not give two shits about this dilemma, what is your favorite kind of soup?
Does anyone have some advice on step counters?
You know those things that count how many calories you burn, how many steps/miles you walked or ran...you where then around your wrist or arm.
Where is the best place to get them cheap?
Do you like a certain brand?
Some work better than others?
Why do some people think it's okay to pierce their childs ear(s) but it's totally against them to consider circumcision?
Seeing as both are a form of mutilation and all.
Why do you think some people assume is it okay to mutilate a child for fashion but questionable when it comes to tradition?
Would you pierce your young childs ears?
I loath it when children have their ears pierced before they can ask and give consent for it! Mine were pierced as a baby and it caused scar tissue in my ear making it impossible for me to be able to stretch my lobes now without a blowout.
Do you jerk off in the shower?
I have to do a power point on some aspect of Victorian England for my British History class. I'm being really indecisive re: topics.
Any ideas tqc? Unfortunately it has to be somewhat sfw, but something macabre and/or odd would be fun.
Will you post pictures of short haircuts for girls?
Would you date somebody who gets cold sores?
When was the last time (or just a time) you can remember feeling personally offended? What offended you?
Don't hate me, so my sister's ipod freaked out and she seems to have lost a bunch of her downloaded (bought & paid for music off itunes). The music no longer shows up in itunes or in her purchased music folder. Is there a way to get it back without having to pay for it again??
Maybe I'm being whiny, but I hate being called cute.
Cute to me denotes not pretty or beautiful.
What do you think of being called cute?
What do you hate being called?
your S/O tells you that whilst they were drunk, in a club last night; they made out with a close friend of the same sex. how do you feel?
what was the last song you listened to?
are you having any holidays this year? where? if you are not, where do you want to go?
ever taken adderall? was it hard to quit? what did you do to quit? any good substitutes that don't have the narcotic negative effects?
I am currently taking it (20 mg. 1x a day for the past 3 years) and want to stop, but it's hard.
btw, I am also getting a drug test for a new job, how long does it take for it to leave your body? isn't it pretty much speed? how long does that take to leave your body so that your drug test is clean?
Why are airplanes not equipped with OH SHIT handles?
its 2:21 pm. i havent eaten yet today and im starving.
should i have lunch or wait till dinner?
if i eat, what should i have?
On the rare occasion that my doggy has an accident and poops in the house, it's okay to just pick it up and put it down the toilet, right...?
Are you one of those people that wanders the house/dorm/tri-state area while brushing your teeth? If so, why?
I just got a job as an exotic dancer! My mom has no idea I even applied. How do I tell her? Plz be creative.
You can change ANY ONE event in the course of history. What do you change?
What can I do between now and the end of May to earn $1300? I'm a work-study student (meaning the gov't pays me to work while studying). And that money goes straight to my bills and expenses. I need to raise money to go to school in the summer cause I just found out that I won't be getting financial aid in the summer.
(I know ya'll are into non-srs answers, but srs ones would be greatly appreciated.)
What is your opinion on committing a serious crime while intoxicated? Murder, sexual assault, etc.
Do you think alcohol and drugs have the potential to make you commit a serious crime that you would not do while sober?
Should one receive a reduced sentence (ex/ reduced to 5 years from 7 years) if they were found to be extremely intoxicated while committing that serious crime?
We brought this up in my grade 12 Law class and I was extremely interested. I love this unit. :)
TQC parents/future parents; what are some strange rules you have/will have for your kids? Like rules most families don't have?
Do you have a favorite font?
What is it?
Will you post a picture of your favorite piece of jewelry?
What's your ring size?
Mine's a 4 1/2 which makes it ridiculously hard to find fun costume rings.
TQC, can you describe yourself with only one word?
(And it can't be a word that's already been used in the comments!)
i'm going to the gym tonight on my way home from work and i forgot my ipod and my book. i dont wanna drive all the way home and then turn around and come all the way back since the gym is so close to my office.
there is a barnes and noble on the way from work to the gym, what book should i buy?
i can't work out unless i have something to read or listen to. and the stupid gym tv's require a walkman. who the hell even owns a walkman anymore?
For anyone at all familiar with ballroom dance:
Can anyone explain to me, in plain English, the Left-Footers One-Step? I tried looking it up on Google but only got about twenty hits, all of which were dance patterns, which I don't understand. Thanks!
are you comfortable with your body?
what do you think of the pro-anorexia websites?
do you understand that culture?
Dairy consumers: What is your favorite kind of cheese?
Have you (or anyone you know) ever eaten a whole block of cheese*? What kind?
*ETA: IN ONE SITTING
For those of you who do not eat dairy, will you please spam this post with attempts to show us the light?
What do you think about birds in cages?
Will you complete the following sentence?
I am a ____________.
Free feel to use more than one word.
What are you in university/college for?
What do you hope to do with that?
If you could change it, what program would you change to?
how do you think humans taste/what do you think they taste like?
that question came up last night when my roomie and i were talking about crazy serial killers.
have you ever used a ouija board? did anything scary happen?
What is your best remedy for a cold sore?
How has your day been? Do anything exciting?
why do some people disagree with my intention to circumcise any of my children, male of female?
They are my kids!
Have you ever had a root canal? Care to explain what a bitch it was? The worst dental procedure?
Best childhood memory?
Best thing a loved one ever did for you?
My next computer will be a mac. I would like to get a macbook pro at some point, but I also saw the macbook air.
What do you think:
Is 8 gigs of ram overkill?
Would a bigger hard drive, faster processer and more ram be worth the extra weight?
What's the name of the program that pulls all of your music off your iPod and onto a new computer's iTunes library?
ETA: I have a PC
Say you find a nice piece of jewelry the back of your jewelry box that was given to you as a gift by a former romantic interest with whom you no longer have any sort of relationship. What do you do with it? Wear it because it's pretty? Leave it in the jewelry box because it has no meaning to you anymore but you don't want to give it away? Sell it because you don't want anything to do with it? Something else?
If your best friend called you up to inform you that their vagina smelled of hot dog, what would you think?
Should I try to pick up an astronomy major even with difficult courses like calc 3 and quantum physics when I've never taken a physics course or even calc 1, if I'm willing to work as hard as it would take to do well in that major?
hey tqc... you've just gotten a new job as the person who types in the news ticker at the bottom of the screen on CNN! They'll tell you the gist of the news, you're expected to type in summaries that scroll along the bottom of millions of TVs.
Be honest... are you going to throw in some crazy every once in a while to see if anyone's paying attention?
what would you like to report, when you're sure the boss isn't watching?
What is it that's so special about bread?
ok, so I don't usually do April Fools pranks, but I am kinda in the mood to this year. I've gone back 160 entries and I can't find this question, so, What are the best pranks/fools you've seen/done?
What are you going to do this year?
What pranks/fools/jokes have you done in the past?
I'm going to have a calorie extravaganza in celebration of my tubal approval!
Should I get BBQ, chinese or fried chicken
I'm currently knee deep in BBQ pork and pinto beans.
Where is a good place to buy fake / silk flowers? In particular, we're looking for a place that sells navy blue roses, but ANY suggestions would be helpful. Thanks!
are you stressed the fuck out?
my job recently bumped me up to full time hours, even though they know i'm a full time student and live an hour or so away from school, i have to get to the museum to pick a painting to do a critique on, my family is exploding, and i have no idea how i am going to get to school for the rest of the week because i have less than half a tank of gas, and no money whatsoever.
do your hormones make you crave things? like what? do you give in?
How many emails are currently in your inbox?
I change my email like once every year, so currently I only have 6,538.
Do you like anise cookies? Not one of my roommates had ever heard of them before!
If not, what's your favorite kind of cookie?
I know it's shallow, but indulge me plz?
Fill in the blank:
I would never date anyone who (insert physical/personality trait here).
Example: I would never date anyone who has gross teeth.
I would never date anyone who is smelly.
Will you post a picture of yourself that is more than a year old?
What's your favorite cereal?
Do you be slobbin' and bobbin' when you're givin' noggin'?
A friend of a friend died recently from a heroin overdose. It's hard for me to offer any sympathy for this. If she had died under other circumstances I'd feel more sorry for this loss. They weren't even that close, but that is only from my view. I've chosen to just listen and keep my thoughts to myself.
How would you handle this situation?
I'm hungry, TQC, so hungry. But the only food I have at my house is Frosted Flakes (no milk) and I only have about $35 in my account to last me to April 16th.
What should I doooo???
Also, do you feel like you're more hungry/ hungry more often when you don't have much food or money?
Will you post a random gif that you find funny or otherwise worth sharing?
Will you also post the seventh picture on your photobucket/whatever account?
Do you have a custom Starbucks drink? What Starbucks drink would you recommend?
I'm getting bored with my usual drinks and I want to try something different.
How worried should I be about this Conficker virus that supposed to explode tomorrow?
Should I be more worried if I access my credit card online?
What is your favorite font?
Anyone here know what White pizza is?
Do you like it?
Yes TQC.This was brought to you by "h" the letter of the day for hungry!
My mom has had this lifelong issue with the fact that most high-end, hand-knit sweaters for babies aren't easily washable. So, now she wants to knit nice little baby sweaters and sell them. Somehow. Like, online.
How should my mom sell these baby sweaters?
Is it even a good idea? Should I support this endeavor or tell her to not get her hopes up?
What is/was your favorite thing about school?
why are all these random trolls adding me on lj today?
I've heard of a woman taking her little boy into the women's restroom to use the toilet. If you are male, have you ever been that little boy? If so, has it scarred you for life?
was anyone here a member of a terrible website called kiwibox back in the first half of this decade?
who is annoying you most right now?
what did they do?
Do you believe that you control your own life or that it is all being controlled by a higher power such as god, fate, destiny, etc.?
Do you consider suicide to be a selfish act? Why/why not?
Do you ever get bothered by embarrassing shit that happened ages ago? :( It happens often that I'll find myself lying in bed, and my brain will say "HEY DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU THIS HAPPENED" and then I am consumed with embarrassment and I can't handle it.
This may be a tall order, but I'm looking for a list of U.S. cities in order of proximity to Vancouver, Canada that includes the travel time to each city. Anyone have any idea where I could find this sorta thing?
When was the last time you had a power outage at your house for more than....10 minutes?
How good is your google fu?
In your opinion, what the hell is wrong with Dennis Rodman?
Does it annoy you when unattractive people have their faces as their default icons?
Do you block icons like that? Care to name names? ;)
How long have you lived where you live now?
Where do you see yourself living when you are 65?
Do you know of any games that you can rig so that someone always loses? It would be great for a prank tomorrow!
How long does it take to drive from Penzance to Fowey? Thnx
What comes up when you google your own name?
How do you decide between hard tacos and soft tacos?
What do you have to say?
What's on your mind?
1)what do you think about real person slash?
Keep your sexual fantasies about other people in journals,plz.
2)what sort of apple sauce is the best?
the granny smith flavor.
3)what annoys you?
if people don't stop shouting over some basketball coach...
I haven't eaten pistachios in any form in years... until a few days ago when I ate some pistachio pudding, the day before I heard they were recalling pistachio products. Am I going to die?
And on a slightly more serious note- my mom is going through a lawsuit over problems she had with the peanut butter thing. She couldn't have done anything about it if she hadn't saved her peanut butter jar as proof (Even though they said to throw them away... yeah, why do you think they said that?). Do I need to go dig my pudding box out of the trash?? HALP!
ETA: Have you had pistachios lately?
I'm thinking of becoming a dancer at a local full nude in town. What should I know before going in, what questions should I ask the owner and what should I look out for? I don't want to get myself in a ...sticky...situation.
does anyone know of a site/service like signmyguestbook.com but that is actually still in business? (nothing has worked there for months, maybe years, and i had two accounts there!!).
it doesn't have to be free, just allow full HTML/CSS customization.
and ti would be really awesome if they did not suddenly stop working without notice after you paid them and used their service for years D:
1.) Do you drink?
2.) Do you have to pee a lot when you drink?
3.) Do you get horny when you drink?
4.) Does your typing deteriorate when you drink?
5.) Have you ever noticed your urine changes scent with different foods like coffee or asparagus?
6.) Was that last question too personal?
7.) Are you doing anything for april fools?
Are you currently seeking any professional mental help (therapist/psychiatrist/psychologist etc)?
Will you share what for?
Do you believe that such doctors are legitimate?
I am seeing a therapist for various emotional things-self esteem,anger, frustration, and anxiety. And just to help me figure out what triggers these negative reactions in me. I absolutely believe that these doctors are just as legitamet as any sort of physical doctor and can be very helpful.
You're hanging out with your best friend, and you've both got like... briefcases or something for whatever reason. Anyways, you're both walking along with your briefcases, when your friend accidentially drops their briefcase, spilling it's contents on the floor. You notice that it was filled almost entirely with very detailed Furry drawings, signed by them, that they drew.
What would you do? Would you expect this from that person?
So - I'm applying for a job at RM, and I get to the bit asking why U want to work there.
any ideas what I could put? I'm always lost for words on these things....
Note: They're not asking why I want the job - I have loads if reasons for tha
What is the most comfortable sofa/futon/convertible bed type thing to sleep on? I need something for those people I like enough to let them crash, but not enough to let them sleep in bed with me. Specific suggestions, anyone?
I'm waiting to get a scan done on my head.
I'm really REALLY scared that I'm not going to get good news back.
Are the scans scary?
This is going to be the longest hour of my life, y/y?
how come it's fine for guys to have hair under their arms? i think they should have to shave. i hate it.