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What about for a blonde dyke?
have you seen Amy tonight?
I like metalcore.
I used to listen to rap. I have a few rap songs on my ipod but I don't listen to them now.
If not, what else??
Do you know anyone personally who has been hit hard by this economy? What happened?
2. There's a car dealership in my city run by man actually named Rusty Cox.
What would make a parent name his/her kid that?
What is the worse real life name that you've heard given to a kid?
When does drinking milk taste best?
And now study time!
if you did talk to him, would you call him dad? what would you want to talk to him about? Would you tell him a lot about your life or just what he asked?
For example "Va jay jay", just called it what is is please. VAGINA.
What are some names you can think of for penis and vagina?
Does anyone know who the fuck this comic is? I really want to add his special to my Netflix, but I don't know his name.
ETA: Thanks, it's Christopher Titus. Fucking hilarious.
If you don't know or care, here's a question for you.
Since April Fools' is fast approaching, will you tell about some pranks you've had pulled on you/pulled on someone else? Best pranks, worst pranks, failed pranks, I don't care.
I just need some ideas for my coworkers :D
squares, why are you so lame?
what accents do you hate?
am having a dr. who marathon rn and i want to punch billie piper for her annoying accent
unrelated: my bf is taking me to see stephen k. amos with his uni friends next week and his old fwb (who was obsessed with him for ages) is gonna be there. would you feel awkward in this situation? would you care that she was there?
How do you find out?
What will you do to me?
But what would the world be like if militant atheists were in charge of everything?
I have freckles on my arm and sometimes I catch one out of the corner of my eye and think it's a bug.
I'd be periwinkle. Its just the right shade of purple for cheery and just the right shade of blue for when I'm sad. plus-its fun to say.
how about to the point where you flat out refuse watch a movie with them in it?
2. Are you a heavy sleeper or a light sleeper?
I am the lightest sleeper ever, unless I am drugged. It's pretty annoying.
3. Do doggies REALLY give us kisses because they love us so much, or are we just totally delicious?
Would you/have you ever been a camgirl (or boy)?
What do you think about girls/guys who do these kinds of things for quick cash?
(enter your morning playlist if you'd like!)
I'm getting tired of this......
How long does it take for a hole to close up?
Also, what are your biggest vices? I only have weed and massive amounts of coffee now..
The other day at my work, some guy started arguing with me that I was from Wisconsin because I don't have a Boston accent in my regular, everyday talk (when I get mad, you can hardly understand what I'm saying). He kept egging me for at least five minutes. I finally said "No, seriously, please, I am not from the midwest, nor do I have family and I have NEVER been there, so please stop
Would you wait it out?
I've had had nightmares every night for the past week-or-so.
I've drempt about having to escape from a futuristic confinement and failing, I've had to break into a prison to shave someone and got caught. I've had everyone i love turn against me. I've been chased around by giant insects on alien planets. They're all dark and helpless and very realistic to the point of me not believing that i'm awake when i am, and being convinced that reality is really the dream.
This knocks my whole day down (well, my morning at least) and I'm finding it very difficult to get out of this 'funk' my dreams put me into.
Is there any way I can improve these drems? Can I take something that will help me not dream at all?
I used to take pain pills (cant remember what they were called) that used to give me horrible violent nightmares. These arent as bad, but i stopped taking those pills and suffered in pain simply because I couldnt handle those ones.
Anyone else experience this? Having dreams seemingly take over your life?
What song are you listening to right now? If you're not listening to anything, what was the last song you had stuck in your head?
What was the last thing you weren't sure about buying, but you did it anyway and in the end it was the right decision?
Before my laptop, it was my truck last year. (08 GMC Canyon :D)
What about something you bought that you instantly regretted and couldn't do anything about it?
What trouble did you last get yourself into (it was your fault)?
If you were me and had a really shitty rice cooker that always scorched your rice, which rice cooker would you purchase? For the sake of this poll all of these cook rice equally well.
also, if you know how to perfectly cook all kinds of rice on the stove, will you come over and cook it for me any time I want for a one time payment of $100?
Do you still have your birth certificate?
EDIT: Sorry guys, I should be more clear. I wasn't wondering about being given a common English name like Jane or Billy but rather if the birth certificate would also include the phonetic translation so it can be pronounced in English.
This time, I am not so sure. I know you're supposed to tell the people, but there are so many suspects, many of whom I am no longer on good terms with. So that makes it especially embarrassing - even if it happens that I did not catch it from them and they caught it from me!
Here are the prime suspects:
Skanky clothing designer whose place I spent the night at for a week. She was very trashy, and given how I didn't notice her showering often while I was there - and that her hair extensions appeared bad and filthy, with many of the dyed colors fading badly - I doubt she washed her bedding often. She would be the prime suspect.
Skanky clothing designer's even skankier friend. She slept in the same bed for the final 2 days of the week I spent the night, and seemed to almost magically outskank the skanky clothing designer.
Skanky photographer. They had mentioned how good they were at massages during a shoot - not offering one - and I casually replied that I wanted one and proceeded to move their hand up to my...well, nevermind. These "massages" became a regular thing.
My current relationship that I'm already dating outside of making it essentially non-existant although the person doesn't know. Skankiest person ever. That's why the relationship ended...or I want it to end, or something. Ew.
So here's the question:
Do I tell them?
or just one? Who do you think I caught it from?
2. Have ever actually ROFL'd? Did you hurt yourself or any pets that were already there?
3. Have you ever actually LMAO'd? Did you get your ass reattached later or have you learned to adjust to an assless world?
I accidentally saw you peeing from your window - w4m - 21 (South Street)
Sorry! I was just perusing the scenery on my normal route back from school when I looked up and accidentally saw you peeing!
I just thought that I'd let you know to grab some cheap curtains from Ikea (though I didn't mind what I saw)
If you perhaps see this, coffee sometime?
-the ends justify the means
-we live in a dog eat dog world
-everyone is born equal
-God loves us all
I'm an Australian currently traveling by myself in the US (in Washington at the moment) and I've developed a really high fever that comes and goes in 30 minute intervals, shakes, aches and pains, my throat is sore, I can't swallow and my ears are full and making crackling noises. In short, I need medical attention and I can't wait.
I tried Googleing, but I'm not finding anything and with my fever I'm not even really sure I'm looking for the right thing. Any advice you could give me would be great. (Oh, and I got travel insurance, so in theory this whole thing should be covered).
From everything I've heard from locals, you have to book appointments really far in advance, like days or weeks ahead of time (this is REALLY different from Australia, so I'm lost). Am I supposed to go to hospital if I can't get into a doctor?
Secondary question: if you live in the DC area, do you know of a good doctor I could go to?
Thanks TQC, I owe you one.
EDIT: Thanks everyone - Urgent Care Facility/ ER it is. You guys rock.
I'm looking for a weather notifier in which I can just text, for example, "weather" to some number and get it sent to me automatically? Like, wellsfargo has a feature where you just send "bal" to their number and they send you your balance instantly. It's perfect.
The only mobile weather notifiers I am finding require using your phone's browser to access their mobile site, but I'd really like if somebody knows if there is any instant text notifier that I just can't seem to find?
for me it was this: this.
for linkaphobes or anyone it's not working for (because some times it says you have to join to read the articles), the Westboro Baptist Church says they're glad that ND is having record flooding because they criminalized the WBC preachings.
i know it's WBC, but i just can't believe anyone could actually believe that.
does anyone else get bad anxiety and what can i do to calm myself down?
Where do you want to visit? Why?
Describe your perfect trip?
Alternatively, best hostel experiences?
i cooked elbow macaroni till it was dente, drained it. then whisked egg and milk together, left it aside. i then heated up some butter, put in the drained 'roni, added the whisked egg+milk and then added in cheese.
it tasted oily..and so blah. threw it away after a few bites-now i feel unhealthy. :( it's the first time i tasted m&c
Example: I always wanted Helga Pitaki (sp) to get with Arnold but Arnold never liked her back :(
If you had to watch a threesome, what would you choose?
What's your favorite uncommon genre of music? Examples? I like Nintendocore. metal + 8bit music = awesome
I'm hoping that TQC can tell me what a Red Perch is, other than a type of fish. Or, if it is referencing fish, why?
If it helps, she's talking about how she's stopped doing drugs, and the sentence is, "No, we no longer live in a yellow submarine, we live on a Red Perch."
Do you prefer two hip pockets, one breast pocket or the less popular one hip pocket?
I prefer the hip pockets because they are easier to access through my labcoat.
Would you ask out someone at work you find very attractive, even if you've never spoken/met them before?
If yes, how would you approach them?
Some background: I work at a large company and I've seen him in the cafeteria many times. We always seem to make eye contact, but he's SUPER shy and looks away very quickly. I've never spoken to him, but I've gotten office gossip which has informed me he's very religious (which isn't a bad thing, but I guess he doesn't drink, have sex, etc), so it makes me think that there's no chance of him making a move. I'm just worried it could end very awkwardly.
How much do you love potatoes?
What is your favorite variety of potato?
What is your favorite way to eat potatoes?
How do you make your mashed potatoes?
What do you like on your baked potatoes?
Who are you most like?
Who would you rather sleep with?
Of the following, which one would you like to push off a cliff?
The Trucks - Zombie
2) Selfish question time! I need to translate some sentences for Danish tonight and I cannot think of anything. I am sick I translating "I want a few apples, please." So tell me TQC, what should I translate? What do you think would be useful?
What movies would you say that I must add to my queue?
Do you know any attractive people with Down's Syndrome?
im from california, guy is from ny. we were married in vegas.
2. have you ever gone #2 somewhere u werent supposed to? where?
I was under the impression you'd end up with like a lip brush or something for that little amount of money.
Which do you think is worse: having a crappy parent (but not one that beats you or anything) or being in foster care?
This post is secretly about Nadya Suleman.
Do you know any good trippy type movies, like Pan's Labyrinth or The Fountain in English? Do you know of any good arsty ones?
Failing that, what's your favorite sort of tea?
do you love your job?
[ETA:]what is your job?
if you could have any job/career right at this very moment, what would you be doing?
[ETA:]what's stopping you?
if you don't have a job, what do you do all day?
i hadn't realized this had just been asked. my bad.
I'm at work.
I have an hour.
What kind of shenanigans should I engage in??
EDIT-O-MATIC: These are the most awesome shenanigans EVARRR!!! I am afraid I cannot do justice to them all by getting to them all tonight.
COME ON PEOPLE, SERIOUSLY. I NEED TO LOOK AT SSEXY LADIES TO CURE MY BAD DAY.
TQC, what should I do to cheer her up? I have zero money to spare.
Was it film or digital?
If you've done both, which do you like better?
I can't STAND the smell of apple-scented dish soap.
If you're entirely too happy to dislike anything, what's your favorite drink?
I love kamikazes, but only when made by my favorite bartender.
If you're happy and don't drink...get a life.
What do you want?
should my 15 month old son go to the day care provided, or go to his lola's (grandma in tagalog) while i'm away?
I'm currently listening to The Bloodhound Gang - Bad Touch, OMG INSANE
ETA: That statement was found in comments to this article.
If the above quote doesn't qualify, what is the stupidest thing you've heard in the past 48 hours?
My sewing machine's name is Amelie!
What do you think of the Octo-mom?
ETA No feel-good movies, plz and thnx!
a. add sugar to it, stuff it with blueberry marmalade and bake it in "puffs"
b. roll it into breadsticks and dip it in my leftover pizza sauce?
and, how do you want to die?
it will probably be in vine charcol orrrrrrr pastels. but probably vine charcol.
Whatcha think about that?
What's your fav color of car?
This Saturday is my ex-sister-in-law's birthday and I have no idea what to get her, but I know that pretty much everything she owns has some sort of logo or brand name on it.
Have you done an internship/are you doing an internship in your field of study?
Are internships required by your University for graduation?
My English degree doesn't require an internship but they are really pushing for me to do one, and I think it's a bullshit way to get more money out of me/prolong my desired graduation date.
2) http://www.personalitypage.com/portraits.html, what is the archetype that follows your letters (see link)?
3) When you click on your personality type, does the info that follows seem to ring true to who you are?
On Sunday I Had bad pain in my one ear, which later that night switched to the next ear.... The next day the pain was mostly gone but my one ear was all clogged... And its been switching which ear is 'clogged' and I cant hear out of since sunday. This morning I woke up and both of my ears feel like they have pillows over them, I can barely hear.
I'm not feeling any pain (just sometimes very random bursts of stabbing pain that go away quickly and dont come often in my ear(s)). So do I still just wait it out till I can hear? Or does anyone know if you can have an infection without pain?
I had fish, corn, butternut squash, and risotto for dinner.
Today, on my way to pick someone up, I was going the speed limit (25 MPH) but started to slow down cause I saw a dad and little kid playing outside.
Coming home, I was going 20 MPH in my neighborhood and in front of the same house was the dad and son, plus like 4 other members of the family. As soon as they saw me, they all waved their arms and started mouthing "SLOW DOWN!".
I should go like 5 MPH in front of their house from now on, y/y?
TL;DR: How well do you follow speed limits?
Where can I watch Planet Earth online?
What about Survivor Man or shows similar to it?
What do you do to cheer yourself up when you're not feeling well?
Non-srs definitely welcome.
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2 What's your most listened to artist?
3. what's your favorite quick-meal (less than 20 minutes prep)?
4. Do you know any home remedies for yeast infections? Someone told my younger sister to soak a tampon in cottage cheese or yogurt, and I'm thinking that's not a good idea.
5. What's your hobby?
6. What's your favorite paint color combo for a bedroom? Photo if available, please.
so lets pretend youve already said "knock knock"
nvm I figured it out hahaha oooh christ..
now that thats sorted let's move onto more important things;
Can you do any bird calls?
What's the biggest decision you made today?
Do you like Absolutely Fabulous?
(I'm seeing Lily Allen tomorrow at O2 Shepherd's Bush Empire in London--anyone ever been there? Any advice/comments?)
I sucked it up and asked him. He said it was because he didn't know if I would be offended because we have only been dating a couple weeks. I told him it was okay. Thanks for helping me TQC!
Any advice on how, or if I can fix it?
ALSO, if you had to be a contestant on any exisiting reality show, which one would it be?
My stomach really hurts right now...I think it involves eating a shitload of chocolate and then taking a nap. What can I do to make it feel better? What are things you do all the time even though you know they'll be bad for you?
I also eat a LOT before I go to sleep and I always wake up in the morn. feeling like shit.
Thank you :)
Which one's the best?
It has been happening to me for a while now. It really just happens about an hour after I work out, I get really depressed without reason to be depressed.
EDIT: I don't suffer from depression to begin with though. Like, at all.. I'm a pretty happy, balanced person. Yesterday I didn't work out, and I didn't feel depressed once...
2) Sometimes I randomly feel sharp pain, like someone is poking me in the toes with a needle, for no reason. WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN DR. TQC?
3) Wearing PJ pants/sweatpants in public: Okay or UNNACEPTABLE?
(I do this all the time, but mostly with sweatpants, and usually only if I'm running out to the store, or just going to class, or something.)
How old are they?
whats the best Girl Scout cookie?
Right now I'm still kinda loopy from the sedative and painkillers so I have no idea how I'll feel in the morning.
What was the first drink you ever consumed at a bar?
Would someone please post those pictures where its a pokemon and something thats funny but you have to include the name of the pokemon or it doesn't come out right? I don't even know what I'm talking about ugh. One has charmander and one has richu and they have to do with pants or something.
this there any reoccurring thing(s) happening to you lately?
what was your latest disappointment?
if not, what is your favorite drink?
i'm currently downing an ice cold root beer float, oh yes : )
Have you ever met a food addict irl?
Have you ever met a gambling addict irl?
Who said, "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning that's the best they're going to feel all day."? Was it Frank Sinatra or Dean Martin?
What India.Arie song/lyrics applies most to you?
Have you used any sites other than LJ? If so, which ones?
Between my sister and her husband, their commuter cost is $850(per month) to take public transportation (one hour) ...they just upped it 75%. Does anyone else think this is crazy?
Do you take public transportation?
How much does it cost you per month?
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So out of those baking temp/times, what's a good 'average' temp/time?
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