||[Mar. 10th, 2009|06:22 pm]
The Question Club
You're in an elevator and the power gives out between floors. You're trapped, but at least there's someone else in there with you. A complete stranger of the opposite sex. What's the very LAST thing you'd want to hear them say?
*pounds on the door* "I'M TOTALLY FREAKING OUT! IF I DON'T GET OUT OF HERE NOW, I CAN'T BE ACCOUNTABLE FOR MY ACTIONS!"
"It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again."
"It's getting cold and I'm not wearing anything underneath this trenchcoat. Let's cuddle"
"This is embarrassing, but I have to go poop and I can't hold it in anymore. Stupid fiber"
"Thiss iss mosst unlucky, but it'ss a good thing I brought my lucky knife with me. Lucky lucky. Would you like to ssee it? I carry it with me alwayss"
"Wanna do some crack? I got a big rock right here and I hate getting fucked up alone. C'mon. I'm not taking no for an answer"
"Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior?"
"This is awkward. I was just on my way to follow you home. I'm still new at this stalking game"
"I hate this! It's making me panic. I get crazy and bad stuff happens. The only thing that calms me down is valium and handjobs, and I just ran out of valium..."
"1,000 bottles of beer on the wall, 1,000 bottles of beer. Take one down, pass it around...."
This person says nothing, but simply stares at you behind his shades. Just stares and says nothing
"Have you heard of Dianetics?
"I know this is premature and probably a little odd, but I think I'm in love with you. Do you believe in love at first sight?"
"Hi, I'm earthlingmike, and I'd like to talk about my journal"
"Did that sound like a cockroch to you? No? Ok...how about that? I think they're all inside this elevator with us, just staring at us. How about that?" The longer the wait, the more paranoid about roaches you get