What songs are you currently in love with?
How do you get a guy friend to see you as more than a friend? And is it possible for me to just get him to hook up with me and get it out of my system? I need to!!
Now for something completely different;
1. Do you like sketch comedy? If so, which ones?
1a. What's your favorite bit?
(It would great if you could post a video of it.)
2. If you don't like sketch comedy, what is the most dramatic, gut wrenching book you've ever read?
Mine= Howl's Moving Castle by Diana Wynne Jones
You get into a discussion with them about it, and they say that they are very grateful. They also say, "And all your gifts to me have been late, but I don't mind."
Would this strike you as a bit ungrateful?
Why did you choose your default icon?
I only ask because my neighborhood safeway has always bagged them and put them in the cart in one fell swoop, but then that store closed recently so I go to a new safeway... and these people bag them on the counter and then act all huffy to get them in the cart and it makes me feel like they were waiting for me to take my bags from the counter to the cart, even though my old safeway used to do it without it even being in question.
Attached or free earlobes?
A widow's peak?
Srs and non-srs answers please!
2. What's your opinion on red lights?
3. If you could rename any street, what would you name it?
4. If you could be a monarch of any European country, which country would you choose?
5. Which state in the United States do you like the least?
(non-srs or srs answers, but mostly non-srs)
Mine: I hardly ever wear underwear.
do you know your pets birthday?
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A good friend and I have a standing dinner date, where we take turns cooking for each other. She is forever trying out awesome new recipes when she cooks for me, whereas I tend to stick with my old stand-bys. I'd really like to make something new when I cook this Sunday, but there are just too many options out there - google is crazy-ful of recipes, and even my cookbooks are a little too overwhelming. Hence, my question:
Do you have any excellent recipes that are relatively healthy (or that can be modified to be so), and that are good for icy cold weather (-29*C/-20*F) that you love? I especially like well-seasoned food, doesn't matter if it's spicy or not, provided it isn't bland. I'm competent in the kitchen, so it doesn't matter if the recipe is simple or more difficult, either.
Any one else you want to nominate?
I have. But sometimes after sex and the clean up... it comes off on where my boyfriend splooged.
Any idea why? Or what can be done to prevent this? It looks weird having pale cum stains on my body, even if they are semi-permanent.
what is the weather like where you are?
plans for this weekend?
Even so, should those who are bothered by them just go fuck off anyway?
my bf and I moved in w/ each other about 1 month ago. his stuff was shipped here about 2 weeks ago but he's been sooooo lazy about unpacking. we live in a small one bedroom and his stuff is piled up in the bedroom and living room in boxes, storage bins, etc. and I am really really annoyed.
the thing is that he works all day and I don't. I am studying for the GRE right now and he's supporting us financially. But I honestly can't focus or study in this house because there's stuff EVERYWHERE. I get soooo annoyed and uptight about it
so should I just suck it up and unpack and clean up for him or should I leave his mess his own and make him clean it up himself? I've tried asking him, yelling about it, bitching and nagging about it
should I let this go and just do it myself?
the other thing is we spent a lot of money on buying fold up bikes so that we could commute to work or school. But he's been staying up downloading various engineering software and setting up his computer, so he has only ridden his bike to work like 2x in the past 4 weeks and he's been driving our SUV instead because he's sleeping in, etc.
I am annoyed about this because he's the one that insisted we get these expensive bikes and bus passes and use them for our main source of transportation
is all this worth nagging him about and continuing to bitch about it? or should I just let it go? cuz I have clearly let him know that it bothers me, so there's no real point to fight about it... should I just let it go and let him get settled on his own?
what are your views on this?
do you have any traumatic experiences?
WHY is she doing this?
I've tried setting up online banking three times with different banks now and it's never worked and I'm getting really fed up.
You're at the supermarket and you put your favorite food into the cart. You're hungry and looking forward to eating it afterwards. It happens to be the last one on the shelf. You're pushing the cart about when Jude Law angrily approaches you, reaches into your cart, and takes out that food. "I'm bloody famous and I deserve it, not you". You object and heated words are exchanged. Jude, having a bad day, takes a swing at you. A fight breaks out. What happens?
She wants to pay us $200 for this. Is this reasonable? It seems reasonable to me, but I don't know much about this kind of thing.
Are you as excited about Cadbury eggs as I am? I've eaten like a dozen since they started selling them at Wal-Mart.
Edit: How do I keep my flats from being stinky? I have already tried washing my damn feet.
2)What laundry detergent do you use?
Are you naked?
Which cookie do you pick? Only one!
is drinking A LOT of tea still a good way to get your water intake? does drinking a lot of tea have any negative effects?
In the olden days ;) didn't people used to just drink beer all day long because the water was not clean?
If inapplicable, what do you wish you could do, but can't? Why can't you?
my mom is thinking of going to this place http://www.medshapeweightloss.com/ and has asked me to go with her
but I don't get it how it works, how is it possible for people to lose so much weight by simply getting shots? it sounds too good to be true and I am worried that they are going to get her on some weird pills and fuck her up. My mom is like 5.4 and weights 190lbs, she is dead set on losing about 60 lbs and she's already lost 30 on her own, but is looking into this program along with lipo.
any of you have any info? experience or advice?
So, I'm at a fancy, schmancy steakhouse last night (I know, I know, meat is murder. Tasty, tasty murder) and, during the course of the evening, I find myself with something somewhat unpleasant in my mouth (insert your own joke here).
Being a fancy, schmancy steakhouse with linen napkins, I wondered if it’s acceptable to spit said undesirable food into posh fabric napkins.
And then what does one do with the soiled napkin?
Does one tell the server that they are being passed a handful of masticated NY strip?
What is the protocol in such circumstances?
Help me, tqc, be just a little less gross.
When you're parking in a parking lot, do you park in the first parking spot you see, or do you drive around until you find one close to the door?
I came downstairs and there is a big hole in the window and all these feathers about so using my detective skills I have concluded that a bird has flown through the window. It is freaking me out. What is freaking me out even more is that I cannot find the bird! Wtf!
IF YOU WERE A DEAD OR DYING BIRD, IN THE FAMILY ROOM, WHERE WOULD YOU BE?
Also, if you are not interested in making me stop freaking out about turning around and seeing a bloodied mass of feathers, HOW ARE YOU?
What are you doing today?
I was going to go have a nice tea with my mum, but I guess I can't now what with a huge hole in the window which robbers could climb through.
But if it was, what the heck did she mean by that??? Non-serious answers, please!
Bonus related question: If you've ever gone to work hungover, how the fuck did you make it through the day?
What brand do you like/would you recommend?
What DOESN'T taste better with hot sauce on it?
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Are you jealous? Because you should be.
For those of you who don't know who the Lonely Island are, they do Dick in a Box, Ras Trent, Jizz in my Pants, I'm on a Boat, etc.
Now, for kicks, what are the best quotes you've read recently from an actual book (as opposed to overhearing or from a quote book)?
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Thanks in advance!
Are there any (more common) pet names you absolutely hate to be called?
I am not really a fan of "baby." Or, you know, half of the ones above.
Do you have any really outrageous pet names that you've heard (or used) that you'd like to share?
Since we broke up, even though he was the one that broke it off, although it was somewhat mutual, he's been kind of oddly affectionate with me. At my birthday party two months ago, he insisted on hugging me three times before he left. I ran into him last night, and he told me how good it was to see me. He said he missed me and we should hang out soon (in a friends way, one would think). I gave him what I thought was a kind of friendly hug, and he kind of ran his fingers through my hair. Which isn't something you'd typically do with a friend, right?
What's going on? And what should I do? He's making it quite difficult to get over him.
also, what is the best way to cure leftover drunkenness?
Are you at work now?
I'm not talking about straight up beating the kid, but hitting him/her harder than what seemed appropriate for a child of his/her age (maybe between 2 to 3 years old). Would you say something to the parent or report it to the authorities or do nothing? Do you think it's one of those things that is open to interpretation or is it pretty black and white?
what is the most life-changing experience you've ever had?
So being the awesome big sister I am, I volunteered last night to make one from fake frangipanis. Forgetting entirely, of course, that I have NO IDEA WHAT I AM DOING. I have a whole bunch of small flowers, one biggish one, and five or six leaves to work with, plus two kinds of gold ribbon and some pale yellow velveteen ribbon. Her dress is gold, but I don't actually know anything beyond that.
Behind the cut is my efforts so far, but I really have no idea whether they're good/shit/on the right track at all or not. Opinions, please?
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words, sentences, pics, whatever.
Me? Men & The brand of Toothpaste.
UPDATE: OMFSAG! IT'S WORKING!
Is it too late to get a refund?
Are you a loud person or a quiet person?
On a scale of 1 to 10, how drunk should I get tonight?
(I have a safe ride home, and will be amongst some friends, and alcohol is free.)
If you've had any, what have your experiences with Kindles been like?
I just reinstalled Firefox after deciding I didn't like Chrome as much as I thought. What add ons should I download?
I pierced the upper part of my ear (cartilage) 2 months ago. It was FINE until about a week ago, and now it's painful, and it gets scabby and weird. Should I take it out, or just keep cleaning it and hope it stops?
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Be creative, plz.
Edit: O hay guyz, I deserve whatever shit's happening to me because I'm an asshole.
My mom and I are planning to stop by and see her tomorrow. We're already planning to bring some cartoons on DVD because they don't have a cartoon channel in the hospital. We're also thinking about maybe bringing my friend some food and magazines.
What else do you guys think we should bring for her? Any ideas?
You're on your period. You feel bloated AND you didn't shave your legs (for those of you who do). You don't feel very sexy and you look like how you feel. Plus, you're wearing your period underwear or granny panties if you don't have period undies. You're at the supermarket, buying some comfort food or whatever, when you bump into the celebrity you fancy the most. He/she looks even better in person. And a little intoxicated. The celebrity starts hitting on you, and you learn from the conversation that he/she is REALLY horny and doesn't have anyone to hook up with, and is coming onto you in the hopes that you can do the job. What do you do?
Does anyone here have any computer programming knowledge of the 'ISETL' software? I am desperate for some help with inputting programming to solve the quadratic formula, as well as some issues with listing and reversing sets. I am dumbfounded. Just totally.
2)Where do you live?
First dates.... nerve-wracking OR WHAT?
This guy I'm going out with for the first time (even though he looks pretty hot in pix) is going to smell bad or have fucked up teeth or fart a lot? y/y?
Sure fire way to be a charmer?
And why do prostitutes offer 'face sitting' as a highlight of their services?
My brother is getting married in August. I was really excited for them and was hoping I would be able to be a bridesmaid. However, when we talked about it my brother and his fiance had decided to have only two people stand up for them at the wedding. They then asked me if I could do the photos for their wedding. I was pleased and miffed at the same time. I really like doing wedding photos but OMG I'm family! It takes a lot of work to photograph a wedding! Ok, so, I'd come to terms with that.
Last night I was talking with my brother and his fiance and I found out that they were actually having six people in the wedding party - my older BROTHER (!) being one of them. Am I being selfish? Is it wrong of me to be upset? May I add that my younger brother and I have a better relationship then my brothers have ever had with eachother?
Do you want some cake?
Your lips are SO dry and cracked, OMG I bet you want to lick them.
BUT YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MOISTEN THEM AT ALL.
How long did you last before you licked them/moistened them in any way?
Keep in mind that your lips are SO dry.
My primary concern is that the wax coating will melt everywhere. *is a lazy college student and doesn't want to have to dirty more containers than possible while making her chai*
Does anyone remember this application and could link me to it, if it still exists? Google is not helping, or my keywords suck.
ETA: Here it is, thanks. :) http://joule.marnanel.org/
So, TQC, should I try to pursue something with him romantically or cut my losses and run?
Also, when was the last time you picked a booger and ate it? Srsly.
My sister nuked a frozen cookie for five minutes on high a few years ago - it came out black and smoking, and I thought she was smoking pot downstairs because of the burned sweet smell. I could smell it even in the shower.
For those of you who've tried neti pots, how well did they really work, and how immediate was the relief??
Nothing else is really helping right now.
If you have a specific model or type you really love, links or pics would be awesome, thanks.
And for everyone, what are you having/will you have for dinner tonight?
WTF IS WRONG WITH ME?
or what weird things have happened in your bedroom?
I should go there with my laptop tonight when everyone leaves here and drink coffee or tea and do my homework and be cool, y/n?
...This is where all of my money is going from now on, y/y?
What are you doing this weekend?
...Will you cook me dinner?
If not is it because you don't like mayo, you don't like horseradish, you don't like either, or you just don't like them combined?
My boyfriend just got diagnosed with "acute mono." I am unsure whether I have had it or not. About 4 years ago I briefly thought I may have, but I ruled it out.
If I have had it already, I'm free and clear because my bf can't give it to me again. But, if I haven't, I will most certainly get it. I just want to know what to expect, since if I were to get it and have to miss a month of class, I may not graduate.
Should I pop it, TQC? It's gross to look at and I am going out tonight :(
why and what did you do?
serious & non serious :D
oh and, what were your 4 last notifications on facebook?
ETA: HA! I'm an idiot. I thought it said "l-chaim." :-[
What do you assume about the person who sees these and wants them, but isn't sure they have a practical need for them?
We're trying to think of names. My nana keeps making suggestions like "Blackie and Whitie".
Please, my family is terrible at naming things. No imagination and no flair.
We're kind of leaning towards Patch for one. Not great, but better than the alternatives.
Suggestions, TQC? If they could kind of go together, that'd be great.
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A: My neighbor's teenage son just fell down the stairs next door (we live in condos). I suddenly heard, thump-bang-thump-thump-crash followed by and angry "Fuck! Ugh!" and a quick pound on the wall. I couldn't NOT laugh even though I felt like a huge asshole for it.
what should i do tonight?!
What should I name the dog I'm trying to adopt?
If you remember the last post I made: I got the okay from my mom..now I just need to get approved by the fostermom.
ETA: Again, old lady names and nontypical pet names are preferred.
Hiding told me to post this:
"I ate a sandwich about twenty five minutes ago, and I'm still hungry. Should I eat something else, or keep waiting? Ugh."
What quote should I use?
What quote should I engrave on the back of my ipod?
What should I do with my life now?
Something beyond 'Not a kid'.
Srs and non-srs answer welcome:)
What are you drinking tonight?
Why does acetone free nail polish remover suck so bad?
Do you celebrate St. Patrick's Day?
What's the name of the person you were last romantically involved with?
who are you doing it with?
what are you gonna wear?
do you like them?
I want to get a job ASAP (I've been unemployed while I work as a fulltime student.. I live at home) to help pay for it. But the happy ladies at the doctor's office gave me a new monitor to wear for the next two days. Why they trust me with this, I don't know.. But I'm all wired up and I can't shower til Sunday. I have already not showered since Thursday.
I am unbelievably clumsy stupid, Y/Y?
Should I start applying to jobs tomorrow or wait until I am not wired and have been able to shower?
Do you have any "OH NO I BROKE SOMETHING EXPENSIVE THAT WAS NOT MINE AND NOW HAVE TO PAY FOR IT" stories? They would make me feel a lot better right now. I have been crying so much. :(
"You'll burn an extra 200 calories a day by drinking eight glasses of ice cold water because...Your body has to burn calories (or fat) in order to heat the ice cold water back up to your body temperature. The amount of calories you burn (and the weight you lose) will rack up over time as you drink Ice cold water everyday."
Does that sound like bullshit? It seems pretty ridiculous to me.
What do you drink besides water during the day?
my oldest brother after being all I'M INDEPENDENT AND DON'T NEED YOUR CELL PHONE PLAN is back on the family plan.
2)How should we treat people addicted to weed?[as in giving them treatment]
3)what is strangely addictive?
Would you say that you were a jealous person?
What's your name on LJ (not your username, the one that would be in your basic info)?
Do you like System of a Down? I should probably say did you like them, seen as they are broken up now.
Yeah, way too long. It was my evening entertainment.
Edit: Did you actually comment on it? I didn't, I must admit.
What can I eat that won't make me feel like crap?
Have you ever had food poisoning? How long did it last?
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My dad bough me a dog back in November fo a present when I got out of jail. I love him to death, but I'm just wondering how big he's going to get??
I believe he's around 5 months now. Somewhere around 40lbs, And he's a Shar pei/ Boxer mix
Pictures for reference
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Also, what's the latest I can get him fixed? I don't have a lot of money right now, but I know I'm supposed to do it before a certain time I guess. I heard they get depressed or something.
Do you have pictures of your dog as a puppy, and now of an adult so I can see how different it looks?
My parents said they will either pay for me to have a party somewhere (like at a bar or a restaurant) or take me on holidays with them in the middle of the year to a nice resort AND give me some money towards my overseas trip a few months later. I chose the latter option, and much to the disappointment of my friends, have decided not to even have a small, informal gathering for my birthday. Is this as weird as they are saying it is? Keep in mind we are in Australia, where 21 is technically just another birthday (we can drink/drive/gamble etc. at 18).
Approximately how much money do you think I can make if I steadily work there for like 5 hours a day for the whole summer?
And what was your first job like?
edit: I would be 15 this summer and the reason why I am pretty confident that I can get a job is because ALL of my friends have jobs. You wouldn't believe it haha.
The commentator says (for some reason) "that was a very memorable sixty nine".
I thought this was hilarious. My sister did not.
Back me up here. Was that not funny?
Also, tell me something funny you heard someone say, but not mean to say.
Do people with missing limbs freak you out?
What are we thinking?
How do you store your make-up?
My mom bought that make-up bag for me and said it would make my storage easier because the bag is clear... I can easily see where everything is. NOTHING COULD BE FURTHER FROM THE TRUTH. I usually have to dump the whole thing out to find something. I think the consequence is... me not using my make-up? Except for a few key items...
What was your favorite activity?
Do you remember the song to send them mail?
quingity and I just had a Zoom related shouting match via AIM and I got curious.
I can find a lot of places that will play old episodes of things, but not anything that plays public TV live.
I was just talking to my bf about how he's going drunk driving tonight and he needs a DD and he said "Okay, mom!"
#1: What should I get on my tit?
#2: How do I live down the shame of wearing these until they fade?
#3: Have you ever had mehndi decorations on your palms?
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I immediately washed it with a mild unscented soak and did a hot sea salt soak. Anything else I should do? I'm freaking out! What the fuck is this?
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I am lazy.
2)Should I start scheduling my free time so I have more of a balance of reading time, video game time and dvd watching time?
3)what do you feel guilty about?
I don't work 70 hour weeks.
why do people who've had kids before think they know everything about being pregnant and having a newborn?
what is so hard to understand about "we want to exclusively breastfeed. stop giving us formula"?