What would you do if that happened to you?
What do you think should happen to the woman?
It's by Modern Talking, and it's called "Cherry Cherry Lady." Yes, I am serious. Naturally, I must share the pain with TQC:
1. What is the worst/cheesiest video you have ever seen?
2. What makes it so horrible?
3. Post it in your comment. (Mine is below the cut.)
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What do you love about it?
What do you hate?
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Do you sign off to everyone?
Have you, yet?
(I have not and I am 22, unfair etc etc)
(sorry men of TQC -- have you, um, grown into handsome rugged manly men yet?)
When was the last time you took a bad situation or outcome and made something good out of it?
2. Is this light pull amusing or too twisted for you? Would you buy it?
tell a fart story.
Listen to music?
EDIT: why is my cat dragging plastic all over my apartment?
Which one of these should I do?
1. take Icelandair through Reykjavik and have a three-day stopover in Reykjavik
Note: I love Reykjavik and have been there twice already, once for a period of three weeks, so I wouldn't be doing much new. That said, I really love the city and would like to see it again.
2. fly directly to New York City but then take a train to Montreal, QC....an 11-hour train ride after a flight that will probably take just as long including the layover...and stay there for a few days. Then take the train back to NYC and get another flight home.
Note: I have never been to Montreal and I have wanted to go for awhile
I am leaning toward Montreal, but I think it would end up being the more expensive option by a couple hundred dollars. That being said, if I took a vacation to Montreal at some point later in my life, it would probably end up being even more expensive than this would.
So, which sounds more appealing?
Cost blocks many from life-saving cancer care I read that headline as "cock blocks".
Will you post your favorite news story from today so I can read it?
What news website/channel do you watch/read most often?
Do you have trouble sleeping at night?
What is one book you think everyone should read? Any other suggestions on books that should be read?
I took a nap and woke up at 11pm to work on something,it's now 2am and I don't feel like doing anything. If you're still awake,what are you up to?
What helps your cravings (not counting nicotine or caffeine)?
Ugh, anyone else suffering from this bullshiz?
I've been talking to this cool guy for about 3 hours, we meet at a party, talked briefly and he asked me for my email.
He keep asking me to call him but I'm not ready to yet.
He's getting annoying.
How can I tell him to stop asking cause it's starting to piss me off without sounding like a bitch?
TQC: Are you a bitch? When's the last time you felt bitchy and actually did something bitchy?
What was the last TV show you watched?
Will you tell me one random fact about your SO? And if you don't have one then about a sibling? And if have none of those then about a RANDOM person in your life?!
Bonus points for shit exploding needlessly. The more clichéd, the better.
How much of an increase should I ask for (I make $12 an hour now, the average auditor in this area makes around $16-$18)?
ETA: I got the raise! And it was more that I was hoping for.
How should I handle this? I'm half tempted to write back the same way, and see how he likes it...but that's not terribly professional. As his boss (sort of), I should set a better example than that.
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Do you have any topics or events in your life that you don't blog about? Why?
b) What sort of sense of humor do you have?
c) Do you feel you need to adjust it?
2)After taking this quiz yourself, what does your result say? Screencap's a bonus.
3)a) How important do you think of having a sense of humor? You may answer on a scale of 1 (not so important) to 10 (most important).
b) Do you judge other people despite the type of their sense of humor?
Let's say you're walking around one night with a friend. In normal circumstances you would totally have sex with this friend and yes, it would have been consensual, there is mutual attraction. Suddenly your friend trips on something, falls, cracks their head on the concrete, dies immediately. The body is still warm. In this scenario, you have sex real quick with the body of your friend. We'll excuse it by saying you are really fucking drunk.
The police of course find evidence that you had sex with the body. Given the circumstances, they have two theories... one, you had sex with a goddamn corpse... or two, you had sex with this person and then they somehow died immediately afterwords or during, which of course makes you the killer. No one else was around.
Ignoring facts like "which gets more time in prison", which would you rather be known for the rest of your life? The person who killed some one, or the person who fucked a dead body? (and no, commenting with "I would never have sex with a dead body" doesn't count. Drunk, remember?)
On a scale of 1 to 10, how stupid would someone have to be to spend $720 on that top?
Should I just call in sick to life? y/y?
What's on your to do list today?
I have to pick up paperwork at a chuch, drop off paperwork at a Jr. High and buy a gift certificate for my sister to give to my mom.
what are you wearing today?
what band/musician do you like but are embarrassed to admit to liking them?
What would you rather do with 78 billion dollars?
2)How often do you get in a cleaning/organizing mood?
3)What do your brains smell like?
What are a couple of your minor malfunctions?
i'm trying to tell someone else about it, and i can't find the article. anyone know where it is?
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2)what do you think about people having to pay to be in jail?
Diabetes runs in both sides of his family and his father recently had a heart attack at a young age (50). My husband is 24.
I cook healthy for him already, but not AT ALL portioned. Should I subtly begin to cook him healthier food/smaller portions so he doesn't even notice a change? Or should I bring it up and put it out in the open? if so, how should I go about doing this? I don't want him to think I am concerned with anything but his health. I work out and eat very healthy already, so it wouldn't be difficult.
My gear is old, soaked with rainwater, stinks, and has mold growing on it. There is no resale value, but it cost me around $1500 to purchase it all. It is of no use or value to anyone else, so I am pretty sure the person who took it is going to dump it somewhere.
Surveillance cameras didn't show my truck specifically, but showed a group of teenagers cross through the parking lot, and come back later. They went out of the range of the camera so we couldn't tell if they stopped at my truck or not. I don't want to suspect them automatically, but they might have grabbed it for the heck of it, realized it was crap, and dumped it.
Where should I look??
I've filed a police report, called play-it-again sports and have been checking on craigslist.
I'm never going to get it back, am I :(
2. What is your definition of an acquaintance?
3. Have you had any friends recently become downgraded? Why?
I'm thinking of hiding in Barnes and Noble after class gets out. Yet again.
Has it been better or worse than average? AVERAGE IS NOT A CHOICE FOOL. EDIT: meteoroid has just made "average" a choice, so I guess you can use it but I still ask,
When you're bored, do you actually use the time productively, or do you fruitlessly hunt down excitement on the net like an addict searching for the next hit?
Does it matter who it is? (close friend or a relative)
Do people just show up at your house without calling first? If so, does it bother you?
Did you have a hangout like this? What was the name?
will you still feed me
when I'm 64?
what "cultural artifact" should do my speech on?
id like something simple but something i can find a lot of information on.
alternate question: what is the best thing about today? i know its still early but who cares
What's your favorite candle scent?
at this exact moment in time would you spend it, or save it?
if you spend it..whatcha buying? ;]
What was the last thing you ate?
I should just give in and hug people when I want to, right?
What do you want to do, but don't? Why do you not do it?
Edit: I'm fat and clumsy, how long will it be until I fall out of it and hurt myself?
We can only trace my mothers family to the 1800's. Apparently we can trace a branch of my father's family back to the 1600's. My fathers great grandfather stole a horse and was shipped to Canada as punishment. Also, my mother lied about visiting some family in England to get out of returning to India to become a teacher. She ran off to Canada instead.
Samurai Jack, and it was awesome.
my answers - We would have to take a tour of the Yankee Candle Factory, then maybe get drinks in Northampton and see if anyone interesting is playing at Pearl Street.
2. What movie do you think everyone should have to watch before they die? (Note: not your favorite movie, just one that needs to be watched at least once)
I usually listen to National Public Radio.
What is your favorite kind of cookie?
If you don't like cookies then what DO you like?
What was the last thing you forgot that made you -facepalm- irl?
If you haven't done anything stupid, or you don't care to share,
Would you classify Nightmare Before Christmas as a Christmas movie, or a Halloween flick?
I was best friends with someone, we'll call her 'B,' for 5 years until last October. B did something that really hurt me and then proceeded to ignore me, so to get her attention I said something pretty nasty to her about her being pregnant and was a huge cunt to her via MySpace (lolz). I apologized via MySpace (because she wouldn't take my calls or texts) last November and she ignored me. I haven't seen or talked to her since then so it's pretty obvious she doesn't want to be my friend and that's fine. Now, her son is due in a few weeks and I bought him a sweatshirt last September that I still have.
Should I send it to her even though we're not friends anymore? Would you? I am thinking of attaching a note that says something like, "This isn't an attempt to reach out to you, I just want the baby to have it."
Srs or non srs answers of course. I searched "When babies are in utero, how do they know when it's time to be born?" but the results didn't provide answers and I don't know what other search terms to use.
Mine was today, when I came back to my school (I graduated last year) for work. (And no, not as a teacher.)
Do you live in Delaware? If so, can you tell me about it? I'd really appreciate any advice about the area!
coupled. you have to get into a couple and then you have to work on the relationship. being single? uh...that's the default.
2)are jellybellys the one true jellybean or are you a heretic?
3)should I buy indian or japanese food tonight?
are any of you "clucky"? explain.
(clucky means to desperately want a baby)
My dad just gave me a copy of Robinson Crusoe *Ahem, excuse me* from 1891. He wanted to sell it but I claimed it first. How much is something like that worth, anyway?
If you are wearing no underwears at the moment, what is the approximate diameter of your nipples?
I'm thinking about going with Verizon (because all my friends have it) or AT&T (because they have the iPhone)
I'm looking to get off my family plan with my parents and start paying for my own service.
How much do you pay?
Srs and non-srs.
What did they do/where did they go/what did they think about it?
Was it worth it to them?
Have you ever thought about joining the Peace Corps? Why/why not?
Favorite 80s band?
My roommate works at an Indian restaurant and our friend came in and said she smells like curry. My roommate went off on a tangent about how curry is a dish, not a spice and therefore does not have a scent.
Edit: We did google and look on wikipedia. We're looking for your opinion. Thanks for the links, though!
My friend called to invite him out with us and he said that I told him we weren't doing anything and that he thinks that I don't want him to come.
Is dinner going to be really awkward?
Would you assume that your friend didn't want you to come along? (even though that wasn't the question)
Is anyone in your life annoying you right now? Care to explain?
A friend of my boyfriend's just had a baby. The friend and his wife named the boy "Remi Fasola" as his first and middle name.
Would you ever name your kid "Remi Fasola"? Do you know where the name came from? Do you think this is as strange as the kid's grandparents do (they were....a bit displeased, shall we say).
Alternate question: what's the weather by you? In WI, it was below zero the other morning (wednesday, i think), and tomorrow it's supposed to be 50. strange.
Why don't more people wear top hats?
Why is Superman such a dick?
Would I have to dodge any kangaroos?
Would I have learn how to drive on the wrong side of the road or could I just go in REVERSE?
will the blood rush to my head? HOW can you stand being upside down?
What were you doing ?
When I was in middle school ( around 2003) I'd spend all day until my parents came home on Neopets after I did my homework almost everyday. It was the first time I was home by myself and we had 2 phone lines so, you could be online and use the phone. I feel stupid looking back on it but I did learn alot about html and website making.
Lately I can spend sleepless nights on ONTD or reading food blogs.
From watching old Disney movies, I am very amused to hear how some of the people who voiced the character are in so many different movies. Like how Baloo is voiced by the same person who did Little John and the male cat in Aristocats.
i feel like an idiot. i was browsing "bumper stickers" on facebook, when i came across one of the most added ones that i totally don't get.
this is the actual image:
um.. what? which way should i be tilting? do you see what im not seeing?!
EDIT: OH. wow. here i am looking for some like sexual meaning :X
So TQC, what else should I do with the rest of this shithole of a day?
What should I do tonight?
ETA: Be looking at tqc_updates for the octopus!
When I saw "Dinosaur" when I was a kid, I thought that the animation was mind-blowing, but as I watch it now, I realize it's kind of...eh.
What is your favorite type of cheese? Don't give me any shit like pepperjack or cheddar or cheese can.
You guys have no idea what cheese is supposed to be. :(
I bartend in a hotel bar near an airport. Majority of our customers are flight crew (pilots, flight attendants). They're picky, they camp (meaning sit for a long time), are always asking "what's our discount, I'm w/ jet blue," and then they don't tip but 10%.
What kind of customers really irritate you? (No matter what your job).
Can you tell me the last ridiculous thing you experienced?
What was the last deal that you got?
I bought a $75 purse today for $14.50!
i feel like i've never found anything that lasts. candles don't seem to do much (and i'm afraid i'll forget to blow them out). i don't really like chemical-y air fresheners. the oil with the sticks is alright but doesn't seem to do tons except in a really tiny room.
Last piece of bad advice someone gave you?
Or just a garden variety troll?
Now on to the important stuff...
Should I eat more cheese or cook this steak for dinner?
If you don't, what about your last SO's? If you're perpetually single, what about your friends' parents?
Apparently revealing shirts don't work and I think makeup actually makes me look younger.
When was the last time someone thought your age was vastly different from what it is?
Today I was carded at the grocery store for buying Riesling, and the cashier at first didn't believe me when I said I was 23. She had to call a manager over to verify my ID!
This wouldn't be that big of a deal except that the legal age to buy alcohol here is 16.
Do you consider that any different than picking someone up in a bar?
Would you sleep with someone twice your age?
So, TQC, I ask you: what exactly was Captain Kangaroo the captain of? Also, why is he named Captain Kangaroo when he is clearly not a kangaroo? Is it just his last name? If so, what is his first name?
When you were in middle school/junior high (11-14ish)
When you were in high school? (14-18ish)
for me...Lady and the Tramp, Johnny Tsunami(a Disney Channel original), Can't Hardly Wait
2. How dependent/independent are you?
If my free and legal music downloading is over I will cry.
Should I bring a strictly platonic guy friend of mine with me so I don't feel any potential awkwardness?
Should I even go at all?
How did it go? Was there air travel involved? If so, did you go for a group rate with the airline or scour sites like Priceline and Orbitz?
I'm just feeling like this is a giant waste of my time / clusterfuck but I don't want people paying way more than needed to go to Texas to see me say words and sign a legal document and get free booze. There will be butterflies though. That makes it worth it, right?
2. If you have one, what kind of MP3 Player do you use?
A Sandisk Sansa E260.
3. What Internet Browser do you use?
what's the funniest internet meme of all time?
Also, what would you say to Sarah Palin if you met her in a professional setting?
ETA: It was ourbedrooms. My bad.
I can't think of the tile of this song or any words to it but it's a guy with a thick accent who is talking more than singing then Chis Martin from Coldplay starts singing. I can't think! I can bearly hear the song in my head and it's so aggravating! What is it?
what do you think the odds of me hooking up with someone from TQC?
Do you ever apply for positions you're not qualified for and you know you'll suck at because some of the skills necesssary just aren't your forte no matter how hard you try -- you just want to get yourself off of unemployment for a little while and hope for the best?
Do you ever apply for positions that you're overqualified for just to get yourself off of unemployment?
Everyone, do you think you can do a better job at running the economy better than banks and Wall Street have?
Good idea or bad idea?
Today this man on the radio said "sigh-blings". Have you ever heard anyone say it like that?
Have you 'mastered' it yet, or do you have to keep thumbing up/down and/or edit your station?
No matter how I set up my stations, I always inevitably get linked to disgusting indie pop songs. How does one get Forever 21 store music from the darker songs of Muse, Smashing Pumpkins and NIN?
ETA: you guys are bumming me out!
Who was your first sexual partner?
Who was your ~bad friend~ growing up?
1b. How many friends do you have on it?
2a. Do you have a Facebook account?
2b. How many friends do you have on it?
I have 3071 MySpace friends. It's ridiculous, I know. Oh and 76 friends on Facebook.
I'm planning on taking my (smart, brave, yet addicted to the Disney Channel) eight-year-old to see it tomorrow. How much therapy is she going to need?
BONUS/ALTERNATIVE QUESTION: Who's your favorite movie composer?
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Nightmare fodder music, yes/no?
So my "fiance" left me last night. He got pissed off that I got called into work early and when I got home, his crap was gone and he had written "This is over" with marker on a picture of us and our daughter and left it on the bed.
Will you guys make me feel better?
example - PENETRATION.
What's the last (non-LJ) webpage you've visited?
Are you lonesome, tonight?
Why are so many of the people who leave YouTube comments exponentially stupid?
It's late and I'm not about to go out and get any kind of cream for them....what can I do right now?!
EDIT: IT'S REAL D:
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She got her lip pierced last week and has now found out she needs to go to the dentist for treatment. How much damage will this do to her piercing? I'd heard that its not advisable as it stretches it
Can you give reasons as to why you believe you are good/bad?
What's an example of when you did something you feel was incredibly good?
How about when you did something truly bad?
Is this a good idea?
Where should I go? (Anywhere in the US is an option, I live in WI and have a week)
Which are you more like?
Do you have anxiety/depression (or have you in the past?)
Were you bullied in school?
Do you wear any type of corrective lenses?
Are you awesome?
Is it just me, or is that totally disgusting?
Totally hypothetical question, of course. :|
I have a friend who's been arrested because of her batshit insane mother. It would be wonderful if we could get her out, however all of the people who know her [myself included,] are all too broke to come up with enough money for her bail. I've been reading about bail bonds and how they work, but it all seems kind of skeevy to me. PLEASE REASSURE ME, TQC.
ETA: It was semi-academic in nature, not by a performer.
My home has no air-conditioning.
How would you handle this?
I'm planning on taking up residency in either a cinema or a shopping center.
What do you know about a movie called Painted Skin?