||[Feb. 6th, 2009|09:56 am]
The Question Club
(Based off of a recent conversation)|
Let's say you're walking around one night with a friend. In normal circumstances you would totally have sex with this friend and yes, it would have been consensual, there is mutual attraction. Suddenly your friend trips on something, falls, cracks their head on the concrete, dies immediately. The body is still warm. In this scenario, you have sex real quick with the body of your friend. We'll excuse it by saying you are really fucking drunk.
The police of course find evidence that you had sex with the body. Given the circumstances, they have two theories... one, you had sex with a goddamn corpse... or two, you had sex with this person and then they somehow died immediately afterwords or during, which of course makes you the killer. No one else was around.
Ignoring facts like "which gets more time in prison", which would you rather be known for the rest of your life? The person who killed some one, or the person who fucked a dead body? (and no, commenting with "I would never have sex with a dead body" doesn't count. Drunk, remember?)