What is the last unexpected thing you received?
What is the last unexpected thing you received?
All together now... 'SQUEEEEE!'
I'd be eating a BLT with cheese. no mayo.
1. Is it even appropriate to have alcohol at an afternoon event?
2. If so, would the fact that one of my friends is bringing her 18-month-old make it less appropriate? Even though people wouldn't be drinking to get drunk.
My roommate's dog has had bad gas all evening and it reeked. I can't describe it exactly, but the colour baby-shit-green comes to mind when you smell it. And then the one I cut a few minutes ago smelled exactly the same.
We built this city on ________?
Rock, paper scissors?
Scissors cuts up paper, rock smashes scissors, but paper merely covers up rock. Why is rock so easily outsmarted?
What are your views on asexuality?
What weird fears do your kitties have?
EDIT: Do you have any funny stories of pets that like certain TV shows, movies or porn (human OR animal)? Video games?
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Srs and non-srs answers welcome.
How BAD of an idea was this?
I'm trying to remember the exact wording of a quote. It had something to do about being weary of trusting someone who says "I Love You" too soon?
I'm going to Boston the first week of March. What are the chances of it snowing while I'm there?
black history calendar
2)what was last year's calendar?
a calendar of black families from a barbershop..
Can you re-use earplugs, or do I need a new pair each night?
When was the last time you wore ear plugs?
A] be a good student and get all my homework done
B] clean my room all day
C] be a lazy bum and lay around all day
D] do something completely different than what I described
Which one should I do?
Also, I should go back to bed, y/y?
What should I eat for breakfast?
1. Is Santa real?
2. Is God real?
How do you respond?
ok srry i made myself seem like a dunce. but animals don't brush their teeth and they don't have problems, even those that have similar teeth to us. why are people different?
Do you have anything engraved? If so, what is it, and what does it say?
My iPod, and it has my monogram and two of my favorite quotes in french.
Do you twitter? Do you tumble (tumblr)?
Are you a Sarah Brightman fan?
When it is super duper really cold outside, what all do you put on to keep warm? Tell me everything.
2. Where do you store your stress?
3. How do you traverse those icy patches of sidewalk?
4. What would you do with an icicle?
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It's at a restaurant, I work there for extra cash, my other 2 jobs are at a radio station and as a nanny.
I am specifically curious what your thoughts are toward sexism among lesbians. I know women who won't be friends with men (or will only do so VERY rarely), won't listen to music if it has male vocals, etc. I have mixed thoughts and feelings on this and would love to hear what others think.
I also have friends who work at a place where there's a HUGE advantage to applicants who are LGBT, but especially dykes, because the managers for years now have all been dykes and apparently they are most comfortable hiring other older butch gay women. Either that, or they're trying to establish an inter-office dating pool! Do you think it's fair to be discriminated against when applying somewhere like that because you're straight? Or is turnabout fair play?
Tell me about your favorite character.
my friend just started watching it SATURDAY after i showed her a short on youtube. we're going to watch a few episodes when she visits Valentine's Day weekend, so i wanna pick out some particularly good ones.
I have a tattoo design drawn up, it's similar to this, where I have the symbols all drawn out to look like the elements they represent (example).
What i've yet to have designed is the top symbol, the symbol for 'spirit'. My initial concept was a bleeding heart, dripping neon blue blood. But, i've recently come to terms with that fact that the human heart kinda looks like a strawberry. The concept doesn't really work for me, aside from it's strawberry-like image.
What would you get as a symbol to represent your spirit?
Were you a member of the TCS forums?
Do any of you live there who can give me some ideas, or even a place to start looking? I have googled, and will continue to do so, but I'm wondering if there are some other things that maybe aren't as well known so they won't come up in my searches.
Is it worth it for me to watch?
I'm deciding whether or not to add Season 1 to my Netflix queue.
Like every time I go to Subway they put one drop of vinegar on my sandwich, then when I ask for more they put just one more drop.
But if another sandwich place asks me if I want hot sauce I say "just a teeny tiny bit" and they coat the whole freaking sandwich with hot sauce!
One of my friends told me that she does not do it because that is what her boyfriend is for. That concept of only allowing yourself sexual pleasure through your partner seems absurd and controlling. (Unless of course both partners agree to it and it is a relationship practice)
Does that seem strange or dangerous to anyone else?
To Women Who Do Masturbate:
Is manual better than mechanical? Out of all the orgasms I have ever had, all of the 10s have been manual.
Once I do, should I go somewhere or just admire my handiwork?
I have canned potato salad, pbj, marshmallow fluff and bread. Is there anything I can make with this?
Would you move into a new house with 10+ inches of snow on the ground?
If you've done this, do you have any advice?
Do co-workers with kids bring in school or organizational fundraisers, like Girl Scout cookies and wrapping paper?
If they do, do you ever buy from them?
I'll have the house to myself tonight. I should strut around in my underwear, blast my music, and eat ice cream, Y/Y?
Will you tell us a funny story?
If you don't have one of those, maybe a story that happened at school, the airport, wherever. As long as it's really good!
I'm NOT looking for "OMG i WAZ WALKiN NEXT 2 MY CRUSH N i TRiPPED N IT WAZ LYK SOoOooOo EMBARAZZZZiNG!"
When you hear the song "Big Girl (You are Beautiful)" by Mika, how do you feel?
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2)Do you have any polls in your memories? If so may I see them?
If you have no polls, please answer one of mine?
a smoked gouda burger.
2)what do you feel guilty about?
I caused my dad to spend a lot of money because of my fucked up jaw joint.
3)how cold are you?
4)what random things does your city have in its parks?
2. Do you get frequent tans? If so, why? D:
3. Buy music or steal it?
4. Why does my brother's kid scream when he sees sushi?
Aside from making ourselves sick from eating them, what should we do with them?
We've already put out little dishes of them around the office areas.
What is your most useful skill?
Is anyone working on any art projects?
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What should I doooo? I'm bored.
Would a Brita (or other) filter get rid of this?
What was the last thing you overate? I just had 3 slices of pizza, and I'm in pain.
What will it take to reunite the Beatles?
Best rock god of all time?
Best rock goddess of all time?
Do you like video games?
I got the box set of Six Feet Under for $60 this past Sunday on amazon :-)
Should I eat apple cinnamon, maple brown sugar, or cinnamon spice oatmeal?
Should I spice it up by adding some dried blueberries or craisins?
What interesting things did you learn?
Did you do the condom race?
My mom told my brother and sister that I punched her in the car! I certainly did not! She has punched me in the past though.
Should I confront her about this? I fear if I don't she'll eventually come back and cause more trouble and .....to be honest I'd love to put her in her place.
If not....how should I calm down about this? She is clearly insane and I don't like being lied about in that kind of way.
is it possible to get my hair thinner without it getting shorter?
whats your sexuality?
whens the last time you got laid?
I broke up with my boyfriend, it was a mutual decision and we've agreed to be friends. This is after 5 years together. I don't use facebook very often, however after getting an update from a very old friend I happened to be on, and switched my status to single. Today, he switched his relationship status to 'it's complicated'.
What do I do guys!? Should I ignore it? Accept confirmation? Send hookers and blow to his house and tell him to get over it? This is serious high school drama years later!!! Serious and non serious very much welcome : D
Also, I'm going to be placing a Mary Kay order tomorrow with a co-worker. Any suggestions for what I ought to get?
Since as humans all our lives are equally meaningless, why don't we all just kill ourselves? WHAT IS THERE TO LIVE FOR, TQC?
Non-srs preferred. Though if you want to give me srs and essay-applicable answers, feel free.
have you missed me?
Unfortunately my state thinks they should. As if NJ doesn't waste enough money already.
I sleep too much, mostly because I'm in a lull where I'm not in school or working and I have nothing better to do than take naps.
Can a person have hyperglycemia without having diabetes?
I feel like I have all the symptoms of hyperglycemia but none for diabetes, and I've never been diagnosed with diabetes. I'm confused.
I've been seeing this guy for the past week. We are a bit smitten with each other. We've kissed a few times, but nothing more. We've been on two dates and have really hit it off, but neither of us are looking for a relationship right now. So, for now it's just dating, but I wouldn't quite consider us "involved".
Should I tell my ex about him? Or should I do it if things become official?
Besides : Opening a loan, Waiting, Never charging, or buying a house and car.
Has your score ever been nice to you and jumped 20+ points at once? ?
So what, not totally obvious, lies should I write in order to freak out all those people I hardly know but for some reason added anyway? I need about 15 more..
I LOVE YOU GUYS. I was getting worried about what to do with that chunk of mozzarella for a minute. FYI I went for the mozzarella + tomato + basil salad and am eating it now (it's awesome). I still have enough left over to try some of the other suggestions though.
And they make them on Top Chef all the time. BUT ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO TASTE REALLY BA
Have you ever had a souffle?
omg, it's gross.
Who is on that list?
What is the most boring job you've had?
How about on Facebook?
My physics text introduced a problem with, "Your evil friend wants to borrow your ruby."
WTF. Who got paid to come up with that?!
Is there a quick and effective way to thaw this pizza dough without semi-cooking it in the process? If I put it in the microwave (defrost or whatever), will that make it completely suck?
how much did it cost?
what dress did you wear?
tell me everything.
pictures would be nice.
what do you call it?
ok ok i get it! making love does sound cheesy alright...
but what im wondering is what do you call intimate sex that isnt quite as intimate as when you're in love but is a whole world apart from when you're just fucking??
When you gonna love you as much as I do?
ETA: I have a big ole boner for Derek Noble.
What's the weather like where you live? It snowed a lot here, but now it's all water and slush. Half the campus is ankle-deep in water, and yet my university refused to close all morning.
I often run around and don't eat on time but I'm not a hungry person in the day. When I realize I should eat something I'm usually not hungry and then after the second bite or so...I'm insanely hungry!
What are you eating?
Salad with sun dried tomato dressing because I remembered to buy some this shopping trip!
Are you a procrastinator?
Can you multitask?
When there's a crazy thunderstorm what do you do?
I run around barefoot in it!!!
Related, what movie do you hate with the passion of 5000 burning hell infernos on the sun?
i'm thinking that i don't know how i'm going to memorize all this crap for my test friday:[
If you have no menstrual cycle, would you like to trade something for my ovaries and/or uterus?
So, TQC, I have 2 options. I can ask a coworker who I've hung out with only once outside of work (we're really more of work friends) who is in the field and even graduated the exact program I'm trying to get into, but she doesn't really know me that well. OR I can ask a friend who I've known for like 11 years and knows me very well, but isn't in the field at all.
What will look better to the grad school admission board as a PERSONAL reference?
Coworker (in the field, graduated same program i want in) who I've known 1 year but am not very close to
Friend (not in the field) who I've known for 11 years and am very close to
eta: the program i want to get into is a counseling psych program so I can become a licensed therapist
it fits me fine everywhere except the zip part at the back, it zips up pretty far but theres about 2 or 3 inches that won't zip up (because my upper back is too wide by about two inches). soo..
should i just keep the dress and wear it with a cardigan that will cover the zip?
orrr should i return it?
this is the dress:
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Would it be out of line to go get a professional massage?
10%? 15? 20? Otherrr?
Do you tip more if the service is exceptional?
Do you put money in tip jars at places like Subway or pick-up places with walk-up counters?
I know it varies according to geography and culture so feel free to mention where y'all live.
Personally, I live in California and tip 15% standardly. 20% for good service. (Both percentages are easy to calculate, lulz.) I'd have to be pretty let down to tip any less.
I drop dolla billz into the tip jar when I can, especially at my favorite pizza place where they cook it all fresh and bring it to your table. Mmmmmm. Also they've got yummy chocolate gelato.
I am almost offended when I'm with someone who tips terribly, and if I know my dining companion well I'll try to supplement if I have any cash handy. Thankfully the friend I have who doesn't believe in tips doesn't fight me on leaving them myself.
2) Help me with my homework TQC! I'm taking a language class and have to pick 5 common words to conjugate and can't think of any for the life of me that I don't already know. WHAT WOULD YOU PICK? I already know things like chair, table, girl, women, etc.
3) A doll company made dolls of Obama's children, do you think that went to far? ETA: I mean, what do you think of it? The Obama's weren't pleased.
theres a baby jesus figure hidden in it and if you get the baby jesus you have to bring tamales or throw a party
Do you keep a few pair of raggedy old underpants set aside for you to wear on those "wet'n'gassy" days?
edit: i want to do anything to prevent a blister
Why do people make fun of others?
What's for dinner?
Slapped someone with a fish?
Mopped someone's face?
Drawn a turkey leg on someone's chest?
would participate in such an event?
would you start with minimal clothing to end up being mostly naked after a few bars, or pile on the clothes?
I just e-filed with TurboTax (awesome, btw), and I'm getting over $1000 back. Which would be more fiscally responsible: Paying off the maxed-out credit card with the $1000 limit, or putting it towards another card with a higher limit (also maxed-out) and a higher interest rate?
Or, if you're not into fiscal responsibility, what should I do with the money? Srs and nonsrs answers, please.
How many chapters should I read before passing out?
Do you like apples? Well, how do you like them apples?
How much do you tip?
Did you/will you breast feed your children?
Is your cat de-clawed?
What are some other notorious LJ wank starters?
Info: I hate math and I'm not very good at it, I love English and language arts and I'm hoping to get into Pepperdine.
Can anyone give me some first hand opinions regarding either or both tests? Pros/Cons?
Or should I just keep watching The Lion King in 9:30 increments on YouTube? lol.
What have you been up to today?
Have you eaten?
When will people realize that Obama is in fact a politician and not The Messiah?
If so, do you have a favourite exercise?
Lunges and The Warrior Pose
If not, do you play video games?
How's you day been so far?
If it matters.. the community is mine, so I'm a Maintainer.
ETA: but I could have swornnnn I've seen other people do it. :(
ETA 2: Fine, fine. I'll make the damn entry public :(
As Criminal Minds is a repeat, LOST it is! Thank you for your input. (:
1) "A well-known fashion designer, wanting to escape the hustle and bustle of the city, decided to spend a few days at a rural resort. After a day of relaxing, she went for a stroll to get some fresh air. That was the last time anyone saw her alive. The autopsy revealed that her death was due to the pack on her back. How did she die?"
2) "A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a gun and points it at him. The man says thank you and leaves. What happened?"
3) "How many birthdays does the average man have?"
The Gaps around here never have more than one pair of the girl shorts in my size, and for some mystery reason they cost more online. I haven't had much luck with the one near Herald Square.
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Where's the weirdest place you ever studied?
just got some aloe gel and it kind of stings. is that normal or should i wash it off?
thanks for all the answers before guyss