||[Dec. 24th, 2008|06:50 pm]
The Question Club
I just narrowly avoided being arrested and charged for a for-real felony due to luck and Christmas-y cheer. I am still kind of in shock. I am back at home with my parents and no one knows but me and my roommate (and now you guys). How can I thank the Christmas-y spirits? I lucked out so hard, you guys.|
Macy's. $2500 worth of party dresses. Caught with a totally insane undercover maneuver. A holding cell, a huge whopping fee, scary police officers. They let me go because the store was closing early for Christmas Eve and the police officer that came to pick up the other offenders being held actually FORGOT TO TAKE ME. So they just released me.
Edit: I would just like to clarify that I was CLEARLY being stupid, was caught, processed and fined, and was LET GO, all according to the correct procedure...I didn't evade or escape it, I'm not bragging about dodging a bullet, I'm not saying I shouldn't have been caught. I'm just really thankful that they decided not to prosecute, that's all. And no, I don't really think that stealing from an enormous corporation is the same as destroying an individual's vital property, and no, I'm not saying that what I got caught for was awesome or anything either.