a) back hair like a gorilla
b) a surprising third nipple
c) tattoo of his exes name
2.If you had to choose one of the following would you:
a) be followed around everyday with the cast of High School musical singing to you?
b) wake up every day next to your most hated celebrity?
3.From now on no-one in the world has hair - instead they have liquorice laces that grow continuosly at the same rate that hair did. What flavour would you hope your new ~hair~ is and what ramifications would this have for everyone in the world?
The worst part is our other friends were laughing along and agreeing.
Now the guy who was instigating this is 27....
Why do people never grow up?
Do you get these problems in your group(s)?
lbf_buzz got me Richard Belzer's new book and my sister gave me a $25 gift card to Bath and Body Works.
Is this true?
Assuming this is in fact true who wants to go try it?
Take pictures and share? Yes/No/Maybe So/I Don't Know/Can You Repeat the Question?
Interweb cookies to anyone who knows whats the quote was (well quote-ish anyway).
If you were going to a Disney themed party, which Disney character would you go as?
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Hypothetically, you have grossly overestimated your cupcake decorating abilities. Instead of your cupcakes looking like they have cute icing christmas trees on top, they now look like a sick dog has made a big green turd on top. How would you salvage these (hypothetical) poopcakes?
Why have my cats decided to declare total war on one another at 1:30 in the morning?
How many medium sized boxes do you think it would take to store your books? I just found out it takes two and a half for myself.
Congratulations on the baby - if she's half as cute as your first two, you'll have no problem finding people to babysit. The gift card is only for $20 but I wanted to do something for you since you've never been anything but good to me. Thank you and congrats again. I hope to see the new baby at work soon!
(P.S. My birthday [which is near her due date] is a great day to have a baby!)
Do you find this weird at all? I'm starting to get nervous about it.
What is your favorite work of nonfiction?
I am reading Elizabeth Berg's What We Keep right now and really enjoying. I don't read much nonfiction, but would like to, hence the question!
1. have you ever gone out with a co-worker before?
2. if you have, were they on the same level, above, or below?
2a. if they were below you did this have any effect on your relationship?
3. how'd the relationship end?
4. were you both still working there when it was over?
4a. if you were, was it as awkward as everyone says it's going to be?
for my boyfriend, i'm making a plush bat'leth and a communicator badge from star trek next generation because he's a trekkie, and i'm fashioning him a tie-on beard/stache combo made of felt because he's shaving his real one off tomorrow for my birthday
what do you think is interesting to make a documentary of?
what are some good schools to go to for film?
whats your favorite movies?
what are you doing today?
i got about 5 hours :( plus an hour or two of almost asleep rest. sigh.
my next final is at 12.30, and i have a few options on what to do. should i:
- study some more for my linguistics final [i've already studied a TON, and no matter what i do, i'm getting an A or a high B in this class]?
- go sit in my car and sleep [keep in mind it's about 30 some degrees outside]?
- f5 TQC?
Where in NYC can I find a nice coat for under $150?
Edit to add: How about peanut butter and jelly?
We typically make this great breakfast souffle, but I'm looking for other ideas. We're not picky!
Mine: chocolate covered snacks!
- Read a book (I've just started re-reading one of my favorites! It's been so long that I actually don't remember what it's about, but I know I loved it a few years ago.)
- Have a "Back to the Future" marathon
- Channel surf and LJ
What should I have for breakfast?
- Toast with peanut butter and banana
- Kashi Autumn Wheat cereal with sliced banana
- 700 more bananas
Do you have any credit cards? What kind? What's your limit(s)? What's your balance(s)?
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One of my co-workers found out I have "nowhere to go" for Christmas and keeps insisting I spend it with her and her family. I don't want to do this because it would be awkward in the first place, she lives somewhat far away, and in addition to the awkwardness of spending a holiday with a family I don't know that well, her son is in a sexual relationship with another one of my co-workers, and I just do not want to deal with spending the time with him.
I keep telling her that it's fine, I'll figure something out, I don't care. She refuses to listen to me and insists that I "can't spend Christmas alone". So now I'm lying to her and telling her I have tentative plans, but she keeps bringing it up anyway. I know at first she had good intentions, but she doesn't even have my feelings in mind! Just because the day happens to be Christmas doesn't mean you should force your traditions upon other people. It's really making me angry because I try to make it obvious that I want to spend it alone. It's just one day out of the year, my religion/ethnic background/whatever doesn't recognize this, but she (and others) refuse to understand that just because it happens to be Christmas I do NOT want to celebrate it. In fact, it's one of my least favorite holidays, but I'm not going to tell people that because they would surely gasp and hold up the sign of the cross to me. STOP insisting that I MUST celebrate Christmas when I have been searching for ways to flee to a country that largely believes Jesus never rose from the dead!!!
How do I get people to understand that I don't want their holiday inflicted upon me and that I would be happier to stay home alone and pretend it doesn't exist?
ETA- I cant google anything about proxies, as "proxy avoidance" as a catorgory is blocked also.
Did you let people know how you felt?
Are you a confronter or doormat?
2)I am typing very formally lately. what is wrong with me?
3)would you see david sedaris with your parents?
*has done so*
2)I got an e-mail stating that instead of a Christmas party there would be a showing of A Christmas Vacation at 1pm. I have googled "A Christmas Vacation" but all that comes up is National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Do you suppose that's what they're showing?
I'm hosting a party here on Saturday for Annual Presents Day and all my dearest friends are coming.
1. I'm baking some pies, for gifts and eating. One of my friends is lactose intolerant and the pie crust recipe is made with butter. I have shortening...can I substitute the butter for shortening, or will that eff it up? Should I just find another recipe that's specifically made out of shortening?
2. We're exchanging gifts. Everyone just bought a 10 dollar gift, there's no secret Santa or anything like that. Do you have any recommendations for a game we can play to distribute the gifts? I've heard of people playing some games at work parties and the like, though I've never played any...Hopefully something that might take a while to do.
Thanks a lot!
How do you like it?
Did you feel any squiggles of guilt?
Will you tell me about some shitty experiences you've had with UPS?
A few days ago they delivered my lens from B&H. They did not knock or ring the doorbell. Instead they just left the package out in the rain.
is it rood to throw the poopie bag in that your neighbor's trash bin?
My eyes are red because I kept my contacts in too long last night. However, I'm going on a photoshoot with some friends today and my outfit looks way better in contacts instead of glasses. Should I painfully look cute (well, as cute as one could get with red eyes) or comfortably look average?
I love you.
Won't you tell me your name?
TQC, what drinks would you recommend I have available? I'm thinking some beer, a few girly drinks, and some liquor and mixers. I'm not a fan of beer, so recommendations in that field in particular would be lovely.
TL;DR--What are some good beers that don't suck, what is your favourite alcoholic beverage?
My husband and I have a connecting flight into Oregon this weekend with about half an hour for the layover. Coming out of the Chicago airport, this is near impossible, so we'll have our own horror story to tell by the end of the holiday season.
What's the most annoying thing your boss does?
(Comments aren't gonna be emailed.)
Here are some likely options for me, which sound the best?
What are the differences between pigment ink, Queue Pigment Ink,Chalk ink, Queue Chalk Ink etc?
Rubber Stampede (I think the cost is for one set-not for both that are in the picture
Colorbox Cat's Eye
The second one is actually the kind I have, that melted, and I assume that the price is for just one set, not both in the photo.
EDIT for clarity.
I just realized that, for the most part, I'd have a pretty healthy family if we just ate better.
I assume that this year, with straight-leg and tapered-leg jeans being trendy, cramming jeans into boots is easier than usual. But in other years, do people just buy straight-leg jeans specifically for the purpose of fitting them inside boots, or am I just missing some crucial step in making wider-leg jeans fit into boots?
Also, what looks good with boots?
Today the seam of my pants ripped when I bent over to pick up something. So there's a gaping hole right on my butt! I won't buy this brand of pants again. I had to take off my sweater and tie it around my waist to hide it. The problem is under my sweater I was only wearing a very thin white undershirt. You can see right through it. So I'm keeping my big bulky winter coat on and when people at work ask why, I'll tell them I'm sick or something....
ETA: Please don't post if you're just going to say drugs are bad. I know and don't care.
Did you enjoy it?
How was the pay?
How late did you work?
Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Do you agree?
How do you feel about this?
I bumped into him today and he had to go to his friends quickly but wanted to hang out after. He had weed...I smoke weed so I told him to come by later as he knows where I live already (because of mutual friends). So while on the bus he proceeds to tell me he works in a slaughter house and he likes it. He tells me this right before I got off the bus finishing off with "I'll be over in a bit."
I am totally against his job and the fact that he likes it (he said it was a new job so maybe because he was just bored with his other one) makes me not like him a lot. I don't want to see him (I'd like the weed though).
When he comes over what excuse can I use to make him go away? My roommates are here and I know she'll answer the door but she also wont lie to him and say I HAD to run out. Any ideas?
Black, or sweet with no milk.
Extra extra light and sweet.
Which do you prefer?
If you don't like either, what the hell's wrong with you?
What about with Irish crochet?
2)what is your gift giving thought process?
I go like this 'mom likes home decor, and everything is green' so 'green vintage napkin rings' 'dad likes comic books and heroes' so 'heroes comic book'
What's the most exciting gift you got for someone else so far this winter gift-giving season?
i've got an itch to put it up. just for the hell of it.
so, tqc. my mom will be home in 2 to 4 hours. do i even have time to clean up the living room and put the tree up or am i better off waiting till monday when i can get up early and work on it all day?
--somewhere between a month to two months
are you the type that goes out with friends and do fun things right away, or do you like to be alone for a while first?
--i like to be alone
a) rent a book for $30 and not be able to mark it up much
b) buy one used for $60something and be able to do what you want?
If it were any subject but Anatomy and Physiology, I'd definitely rent, but I remember completely marking up my A&P book in college (and being able to sell it back to the bookstore), so I'm not sure.
I always thought it was the bottom of my foot (I am ticklish), but my husband has Lasik yesterday and has trumped it. His eyeball itches >_>
My boss is insane and firing her employees for made-up reasons. I haven't gotten the axe yet, but I'm trying to find an alternative before that happens.
"He said something about having sex with my skull." "Ah, he says that to everyone, don't worry about it"
"Give a bad boy enough rope, and he'll soon make a jackass of himself."
"Dos thus have thou a mug of ale for me and me mate, for he hath been pitched in battle for a fortnight and has the king's thirst for the frosty brew dos thou might have for thus!"
"Do you think I've got 'cunt' written on my forehead?"
"Where are you going? To him? To be a whore to a gutter rat?" "I'd rather be his whore than your wife"
i just did it. yay!
Were you devastated?
As the play? With a Shadow Cast (movie screening + actors performing)?
It amazes me how many people have never even heard of it.
Oh just to answer myself:
yes, over 300 times.
yes, with Luke Perry as Brad and Ana Gasteyer as Columbia!!!
yes, I work with one
What is the most epic song to you?
It can be one that makes you laugh, cry, is just amazing overall, whatever...
2) What was that one gift you always as a child and never got?
3) Most memorable Christmas fight?
When did you decide nursing was something you wanted to do?
How did schooling go for you?
Are you satisfied with your job? Is it enjoyable?
she ruins everything. what a bitch.
2) on a scale of 1-12, how christmassy are you feeling right now?
3) on a scale of 1-12, how christmassy will you feel on christmas eve?
What book(s) are you currently reading?
What else should I put in her stocking?
Am I the only one that hasn't even started Christmas shopping yet?
Because they are both pretty fucking bad...
edited to reword because I make no sense
Lots of cream and sugar.
nonweaboos: will you post a picture or gif that makes fun of anime?
2. What other veggies do you like roasted?
Last night, I had a dream that I was Brad Pitt's little cousin sister or somehow related like that. But Angelina Jolie didn't know and she thought Brad and I were having a scandalous affair behind her back.
So one night, Angelina Jolie invited me over when Brad Pitt wasn't there and then tried to fuck me hard with her too big strap on in her attempt to make things even.
So is my subconscious telling me that I want to be related to the Pitt family or is it telling me that I'm actually lesbian and want to get fucked hard by Angelina Jolie?
If you had to take a vacation for a week, and it would be your last ever in your life vacation, where would you go? Who would you take, and what would you do while you were there?
What would your primary villain be like?
Would you have a cape?
What's your favorite web browser?
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For example (and my answer), my ex and I broke up in May, and I haven't talked to her since September (nor do I want to), but she has my Firefly DVDs that I really, really want back (I had them at her apartment the last time we were together). I'm probably never seeing them again. Anyone have a similar story?
What's the most extreme thing you've done on a whim?
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Do you like it?
Encountered any prolems?
How much do you care about the brand of the processor in your computer?
What celebrity hairstyle do you wish you had/wish you could pull off? PICS please.
Look at this, guys. How does Wiki know!?
im 17 btw.
*im not getting a tattoo im just going w/ my friend
cost to go the same distance around midnight on christmas eve?
(In your opinion/vague idea)
For no reason other than I am obsessed with learning languages, I want to go to India someday, and I want to be all ~*~worldly hippie free love like~*~
Do you have an advent calendar?
Do you have plans for Christmas Eve?
do you dress in a special way for christmas?
do you party in new years eve? What are your plans? Do you spend it with family?
which is hard g and which is soft g? i thought hard g was the g you use in gate, and soft was the g that sounds like j, but somebody told me it's the opposite.
what's something that you HATED eating as a kid, so never did, and then one day in adult life you tried and loved?
I've been working non-stop to get the word out about my book and I'm glad to finally have it over with, to be able to look ahead to the new year.
Is anyone doing anything really extravagant or unusual for the holidays?
Which of the following movies should I watch first?
If someone has never seen a James Bond movie, which one would you tell them to watch first?
What snack should I have while I watch my movie?
I wanna know-
what weird childhood habits did you grow out of?
have any that remained with you?
I have a question.
Two days ago my leg started hurting a LOT.. top of my leg up into my hip and pelvis. I couldn't really walk. Then yesterday my knee on the same side started hurting. Today, add both ankles, my one shoulder, and my other elbow.
New joints keep on hurting, and I am doing nothing to cause this (such as.. I didn't fall down a flight of stairs or anything) ..
What is wrong with me!??!
Srsly and nonsrsly welcome.
Would attacking it with a hair dryer work, or is this a lost cause?
whats your favorite dessert to make?
I post about dresses a lot, but my tastes also change a lot.
Not formal enough?
Occassions I will be attending regularly:
Marine corps balls, and other military functions, operas/ballets, my own and other orchestra recitals, school sanctioned evening dinner parties.
Note: Almost all of these dresses come in a variety of colors and sash color options.
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A couple years ago I was out power-sledding (basically like water-skiing, except you're being dragged on a sled behind a massive wood-truck down an icy country road, preferably at night) and I ended up smashing into a culvert pipe shin-first. I didn't break my leg, surprisingly, but I ended up with this massive bruise - it started out swollen to about the size of half a grapefruit, but then the bruise spread all the way down my leg and turned my foot, especially the heel area, a nasty purple/green color. It took about a month to heal and I still have a thumb-sized dent in the spot that connect with the metal rim of the pipe. Why did the bruise spread like that? And why is there still a dent?
She on the other hand, is desperate to get pregnant and goes on and on (we're talking hours a day) about her fluids, ovulation tests, her prime sexual positions to conceive and so on. She goes shopping every day (every) and frequently has conversations about her conceiving status over the phone and has her mom sit in her office for hours on end. I mean she does nothing.
Today was the last straw, she told me she'd fire me if my husband came into the office again (he came inside at 4:55 to pick me up at 5, it is -35 outside) and that I was being "delinquent" because I called another manager at another office with a question. I am actively seeking another job but know I have no one at my current position to give me a reference. If she found out I was seeking employment elsewhere I'd be fired on the spot. I absolutely cannot bring my concerns to her boss because she won't be fired (just had layoffs and she is "needed"), and she would know it was me and I would be fired.
So, what should I say in an interview about why I have no references/why I am leaving?
Bonus Q: I have been keeping logs of how many hours she is actually at her desk and how many she is at the mall. Also recordings of her outbursts. Do I give this to her boss after I leave just to be a bitch?
What's the best Christmas present you ever received?
more specifically, what's the point of guys' underwear since they don't have a banjingo?
BONUS QUESTION: what's your favorite nickname for a woman's vagina?
If so, would you like to share what you know?
Bonus for pictures. Google has yielded discouraging results..
I don't want to mind you, the thought just occurred to me the other day
does anyone have a tattoo of the infinity symbol? (the sideways 8)
i've been planning to get this done for a while but i don't just want a thick black line.
Within the next two months, we'll have an extra two adults in my house. Should we make up a schedule for showers and stick to them, or just let everyone in the house know that we'll be taking a shower at that particular moment?*
*If someone is in the shower, no one else can use the water in the house...so either way, people need to know that you're in there.
What are the safest lj comms to hang out in when you're upset?
I had a goal of attaining a certain GPA during my first 2 years of college by this time because it's when I send in my transcript to transfer schools. I met the goal, but I feel nothing. It seems like imagining the achievement was better than the feeling of actu