December 10th, 2008
How can I convince my hand that it needs to stop being so concrete and allow my brain thoughts to be portrayed as they should be?
Why do I even give DeviantART a second/third/thousandth chance?
Also, I want to know how the weather is over there. Will you tell me?
Is it weird that my voice recognition recognizes my farts?
Any suggestions, experiences (good or bad)?
why or why not?
how do you feel about it?
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Do you think that image is funny? Did you lol?
How many slices of pizza can you eat? Favorite pizza topping besides cheese?
What are you craving?
I was completely unaware of this phenomenon until, like, yesterday. So I looked into it. Did I rickroll myself? Or have I never been rickrolled at all?
If not, how long to you think I'll be able to hold out?
I have snapshot preview, so no funny business in the comments!
How about after you correct them?
If you are married and did not change your name, do you get your knickers in a twist if you are called "Mrs HislastName"?
If not, what's the last nice thing someone did for you?
Have you ever had to punish someone for something you found funny?
-One of my more quiet and shy campers once made a vagina joke when he didn't know I was behind him. I still laugh about it.
-My cats keep breaking into the cabinet their food is in and it is hilarious but I had to buy a child safety lock to keep them out.
-My cat keeps taking socks out of my closet and hamper and leaving them all over the house. Again, hilarious, but a pain in my ass.
Onto my questions..
For those of you who have worked in retail, where did you work, how was your experience, and would you work there again?
What retail companies do you suggest are best work in and which to avoid?
how can i go to sleep after that?
what's the silliest or dumbest excuse you have ever made up to get out of going to school or work?
What would you like for Christmas/Hannukkah/Chrismakkah/etc?
Or, would you tell me about the best gift you received?
for me it was The Dark Knight DVD release monday night
little bit of input:
I'm 5'9" and 115 lbs and can't say I'm super happy about my body because I would like some more curves to feel a little less boyish. I lost a lot of weight about a year ago because of the medication I take daily, but it has now evened out and I cannot lose or gain any weight even if I tried (trust me.. i do). Never in my life have I gone up to someone and teased them about their physical appearance. So why do people always come up to me at work or school and say things like "Do you have an eating disorder?", "Here, have my cupcake you need it more than me", "What are you going to the gym for, you're too skinny", and they always point out my limbs and compare them to their own or something like that. A part me does not want to say anything because I feel like my co-workers and friends won't understand that being called "skinny" or "thin" hurts just as much as being called "fat"
Another question (US)
Do you want to change our national anthem? If so why and what would you change it to?
What are some things that keep you up at night? You can find mine in comments.
Any useful solutions to insomnia? I've tried music and extreme heat but nothing's worked D:
2. Favorite sonic youth song and why?
3. Why do i have bad pins and needle pain right now?
Obviously, they are downsizing like crazy to prepare for the move, so I am having a difficult time thinking of a decent Christmas present for them that will be useful and not take up any room. I've thought about gift cards, but the only ones I can think of are for American stores and would not be used up before moving. They are the kind of people that would not actually use a homemade gift certificate because they have already done pretty much anything I can offer.
Do you have any interesting and creative ideas?
are you where you expected yourself to be?
how are you doing, TQC?
Now, my boyfriend and I are planning on getting married, although not formally engaged. Last night, my best friend (male, btw, while I am female) sent me this text message:
"You know, while you are here, you don't HAVE to sleep on the couch"
TQC, I've been in his house many many times. He has only one bed. Did he just proposition me?
I love him to pieces, but we have never become romantically involved. No physical improprieties, ever.
What do I do?
4 people die in some freak accident (can't recall what.) They're then bound to this baby (can't remember why.) They're invisible to everyone except for him, and they can't go more than about 5 meters away from him. When he's about 5, they leave him because they're making him weird and he cries and keeps calling for them, but they go invisible so he might have a normal life.
Then one day they reappear when the boy is grown up (because he met a girl?) and I think they're trying to get him to do stuff for them so they can pass on. The boy is all 'OMG WTF UR MAH IMAGINARY FRIENDS GO AWAY PPL THINK I'M NUTS LOL.' and they're like 'NUH-UH HELP US BOY HAHA'.
Om. Is that familiar to anyone?? What is that bloody movie called?!
I'm trying to figure out a movie I saw as a kid
A father works on a ship (sailing ship.. set back in the 1800's I think) but it hurt and has to come home.. and to support the family the oldest son signs up to go work on the ship.
There is a first mate or some higher up on the ship named Murdoch who ended up becoming captain when the captain died (i think he died) turns out to be a pirate or forms a mutiny or something and tries to take over the ship I think.
and the family lost the farm due to the father getting hurt, well the ship wrecked and the boy survived and was stranded on an island and found pirate treasure and ended up coming back and buying the farm back from the banker.
Is this ringing any bells what so ever?
Edit - I remember the kid getting flogged on the ship for something... he goes against an order or something and gets flogged... and for some reason, I wanna say there was a female stowaway on the ship when they set out... and the kid and the girl had a thing for each other..
And for those out there who may not understand women, will you explain women to him/her?
2. Who likes "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"? Got a favorite character? How about a favorite episode?
What is your idea of a romantic date?
Also, with regard to U.S. pants sizes, do the gradiations between sizes become smaller as you get smaller? I've been losing weight pretty steadily, about a size every few months, and then I suddenly jumped from an 8 to a 4 in like a month and I'm wondering WT F-ity-F.
1b) If you're not in college, will you be taking any vacation?
2) Is there any drink that puts you in the Christmas spirit?
3) Would you rather get cash or a gift card?
My partner just asked me if he has small testicles and then told me that his latest (his words) "hypochondriac fantasy" is that he has Klinefelter's syndrome. I told him he's being silly, but then I looked it up and he does have most of the symptoms to a minor degree. And it's really common for men to have mild symptoms and never know they have it until they start trying to have kids and find out they're infertile. The kicker is that 1 in 500 men have it, which is huge.
I would really like to know if my partner is fertile. It would save me a lot of hassle. But I know that most of the time when people do this kind of thing they are wrong and I feel guilty wasting a doctor's time on our "hypochondriac fantasy."
What would you do in this situation?
Do you know anyone with Klinefelter's syndrome? How seriously did it affect them?
Which music would you just rock out to with no problems for months on end?
How do you think the wardens/officers/agents feel about this music?
My macbook has been in twice because it wasn't working properly, and this final time they put in a completely new hard drive.
Alls been well for 3 days but I turned it on this morning to find that its pretty much formatted itself overnight. Everythings been lost.
what do you want/need out of a relationship? what do you want/need from the opposite sex/same sex?
what do you think they want/need from you?
Edit: Like a comment chain. I think.
Do you have any nicknames? (if Y, what are they?)
What's your middle name?
Would you change either of these if you could? (if Y, what would you change it to?)
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EDIT: so i suppose what i REALLY mean is what makes a guy think i want that girl rather than i want that piece of pussy???
I want to fly from LA to Orlando February 1 and return February 12. I need a hotel in or near Walt Disney World for the 6th through the 12th. I do not need park tickets. Can anyone help me figure out how much this would be for two people with AAA discount?
ETA: I'd like to do this as a flight + hotel package, since it's cheaper. I can figure it out separately on my own...I'm not quite that dumb. XD
What the hell happened??
Which is worse, getting a suicide letter from someone who you really care about or not getting one at all?
Has anyone ever gotten a letter?
- trail mix
- dried fruit
What are your favorite disaster movies?
My answers: Twister, War of The Worlds, and The Day After Tomorrow.
How does your work reward employees for meeting goals? I need to come up with 2 ideas by 9 pm. So far all I've got is a drawing for movie tickets. It can't be monetary, unfortunately, so gift cards are out.
TQC, I am forced to subject my employees to a meeting once a week.
Until this rule was made, I usually just did a meeting when I noticed things that needed to be addressed (which was not on a weekly basis).
Today is meeting day. What should I yell at my employees about today?
I lost my debit card a week ago and they said they'd send it out last Friday. I've yet to receive it. When will I get to spend money again?!
What type of slices do you prefer?
I don't like having to choose between the yummy crust and the equally yummy gooey stuff.
How did that go?
What are some reputable organizations one could use to go through that?
WTF am I listening to?
Are the the new "Village People"????
I'm afraid to Google them.
what's pissing you off lately?
What will it take to get you to marry me?
2)How much would you pay for dirty deeds done dirt cheap?
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What if she stopped being nasty about it only because it was discovered that you have an extremely overly-fucked thyroid; would that make a difference?
My feelings are within the comments, somewhere.
I tried using cellfish.com but it wouldn't let me fwd it to him once it was on my phone. It said it was DRM protected.
What should I do to celebrate!?
TQC--I have just received a sizable direct deposit into my bank account. It was for relocation assistance, but I moved for almost free and I get to keep any money I don't spend.
What should I do with it?
Also, I would like to take a short vacation around New Years (Dec 31-Jan 3) with my husband, who adores winter (he LOVES snowmobiling).
Where can I go that is relatively affordable but is still really nice and has lots of activities nearby?
I'll buy plane tickets if I have to, but bonus if its within driving distance. (I live in N. Texas....Colorado Springs is about 5 hours away, for reference)
2. which are you most likely to say: geek, dork, or nerd?
3. who did you last bend a rule for? i just let some R rated movies out of my sight with a minor.
ETA: Oh, apparently everyone and their mom uses tupperware. lol. Jil=fail
Also: how completely fucked up is it that a pregnant coworker was asked by another coworker if she was spotting? And when the pregnant coworker said yes, the other worker said "Oh, that means you're going to miscarry."
WHO DOES THIS?
What's your top "Must Have" on your Christmas list?
Ladies, do any of you actually take diuretics during your lady time?
I've just realized my closest friend picks her nose and eats it. I don't want to blow up her spot and embarass her, but everytime I catch her doing it I want to vomit.
What would you do in this situation?
me: yeah definatly i work in a book shop and out of the 7 of us working there 3 of us have eating disorders one has a nervous disorder one is an physically abusive girlfriend and a physically abused girldfriend, and 2 are just off the fucking wall!!!
and my friend works in a book shop too and thier allll fucked up too
and whos the most fucked up person in your workplace or school or whatever?
tell me how crazy/fucked up they are:)
Me: Golden Grahams.
I find it difficult to express how I feel. Any suggestions?
I'm so stressed out about the final in this class that my ADD medication is just making me jittery rather than focused and I'm debating doing the shot ritual.
Do you have any pre-test traditions?
Which of the following would you use to stuff calamari tubes?
Okay, now how would you cook these stuffed calamari tubes? They will be served with basmati rice, BTW
This one: http://www.toysrus.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3006690
This one: http://www.toysrus.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2301378
(It's my daughter's birthday today yay!)
If so, will you show me the last list you made?
What do you think of this article?
And if you have heard of all the buzz surrounding it, what do you think of that?
I would definitely pick Judge Mathis.
She needs to come up with a title for her screenplay for her writing class. It's a comedy about a lumberjack who falls in love with a talking syrup bottle (based on Aunt Jemima, but not actually her for legal reasons) and must choose between the bottle and his wife/job/old life. The script is supposed to make it clear that he's just going insane and the bottle isn't really talking.
What should her title be?
(And yes, I'm dead serious. That is the plot of her movie.)
What was your favorite childhood toy?
What's something totally weird you did when you were a kid, but at the time you thought it was really cool?
When we were little and living in PA, these ditches across from our house would flood when it rained and all of the kids in the neighborhood would put on bathing suits and swim in them. Now, I'm totally grossed out that we did that.
For those of you not interested in my girly whatever drama - What's the best White Elephant gift you've every opened?
Some other kind of fixation?
Do you think I do?
2) What's the stupidest thing you've done lately?
2) I was eating fries for lunch, and trying to get ketchup out of the container. It wouldn't come out, so I pressed down hard on the container thing. Ketchup squirted all over my hand and my white jacket.
What's your newest addiction?
Will you name your recent favorite Lifetime movie? Which is?
Confessions of a Go-Go Girl
eta: Better as in funnier.
What is your current (or most recent) Food obsession?
If you do not have food obsessions, what's the WORST thing you have ever eaten?
I'm worried my friend's going to fail despite having help from lecturers and other students (me). I think she isn't grasping the point of what we have to do. I feel bad for her but I need to get my own assignment done.
if you smoke cigarettes what kind?
what was the last swear word you said out loud?
is there any type of jewelery you HAVE to wear?
are big boobs better?
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i presummed this was because i wasnt being healthy and also assumed it would be better since i now eat healthy but its pretty much the same this year!
its not quite as bad but my hands go like purple and blue and are ICEY cold and they sorta clamp up so its hard to move them same with my feet!!
anyone know the cause and why its still happening and is there anything i can do to solve it??
i really like the show because of the families, i like to see people happy like that, and the homes they build are beautiful. Ty gets a little annoying though because hes so loud, and the show wants him to be overly charismatic.
Do you pick your nose?
How often do you masturbate?
How many people have you had sex with?
When did you first drink?
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Have you seen Bus 174?
Does any one have any ideas about what's going on with my phone?
I am ill with nerves. Does anyone have suggestions for dealing with irrational fears, and over-worry about rational ones?
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What do you think would be a fun stocking stuffer?
What would you like to receive as a stocking stuffer if you worked in an office?
I've been reading online on how to flirt and I simply just can't bat my eyelashes, laugh at all his jokes, touch him lightly, or make suggestive comments.
-I don't flirt.
-I get more awkward and end up just nodding.
-I get self conscious about my grammar and I stutter when I speak.
-I become more clumsy - IE tripping in front of him or knocking my lunch off the table.
-I can't make eye contact.
This is in the workplace too!
Now I want to hear about everyone's problems with the opposite sex lol.
How do you feel?
What is the question?
So, TQC, do you love your husband/wife more than your kids, or does everyone get equal loving?
For those of you without spouses and/or children:
What is you favorite movie(s)?
ETA: Not in the long-term, kids. Like "right now my pulse is about to go through the roof and I'm about to kill someone" high blood pressure.
I fell getting into the shower this morning and now I'm sore all over and there's this huge bruise around my ribular area where I hit the toilet. :(
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How can I convince him that he may use the litter box as often as he wishes?
What do you guys think about this? What's your favorite ridiculous news article?
Mine is super slow and never loads properly, I have to go to the 'slow connection' setting to even see my mail. What gives?
I'd be more than happy to get stored fat removed out of the sides of my waist to look less boyish. And get rid of my double chin as well.
What's the last movie you watched?
I'm watching Cable Guy right now.
How angry would you be if you've been paying your grandma(85 year old whose caretaker son died this july)'s neighbors to shovel, and they didn't?
Mac one, but I've gotten bored of it, now, how can I remove this theme without reinstalling firefox again?
Nevermind, I fixed it.
EDIT: When I say "emotional issues" I'm not talking about the everyday stuff that everyone has, I'm talking about things that interfere with day to day functioning. I'm not trying to imply that all emotionally fragile people need therapy or anything.
Last night I went to see MC Frontalot live! I got to shake his hand, and he is adorable in person! How cool is this? (For those of you who don't know, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nigRT2KmCE and http://frontalot.com/)
What is your favorite kind of flower? Can I see a picture?
Why is it that whenever I end a post or comment with the >_< emoticon the last bracket is always cut off? It's one of my favorite emoticons! What's your favorite emoticon?
I made burritos but they were a bust. What should I have for dinner instead?
Mine currently smells like Passion Fruit & Guava + Creamy Caramel scented oils mixed together. It's mind boggling.
When you are procrastinating do you find a sudden interest in doing things you usually don't do?
Example: I should be studying like crazy for my practical tomorrow but instead I am in the process of cleaning my room.
Should I be more upset about the potatoes or the shoe?
Does anyone know how to get gravy out of satin?
how is the weather in nashville in january?
What should I do with the frozen chicken breasts? Give me good instructions plz, I am cooking disabled.