starting an 8-page paper... it's due in 12 hours. i have a class in 9. seems like it's gonna be a fun day.
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In the movie The English Patient, there's a love scene where the guy literally rips the dress off the girl's body, tearing it savagely under the inifluence of passion. How would you feel if your new lover ripped off your dress?
have you been probed by an alian? mexican or otherwise?
if you are a follower of mine, can you put up a capricorn style question in your comment?
what sport would you name after yourself?
going to bed now, good night folks.
What is your opinion of long hair on men?
Inspired by the Alice Cooper/Dee Snyder question. I just want to give them haircuts!
If so, have you ever had these revealing or nekkid pictures used against you? (ex: they showed up on the internet)
How did you met?
Have you met in real life?
I need to start eating better and exercising, but I don't know how to get myself to start. I know I should "just start," but that isn't working.
What kind of hot chocolate do you drink?
How do you make it?
Why does my cat think it's funny to stick her paw under my bedroom door so the dog can see it, only to yank it back in as soon as my dog gets to the door?
Do you consider the English to be an ethnic group? (As in Sara is ethnically English.)
If no, why not? And how do you define ethnicity?
Anyone else besides me find it strange that certain people don't think of the English as their own ethnic group?
Don't you sometimes feel that there's a greater meaning and quality to life than just this (whatever this may be to you...)? If so, what is it?
What or whom do you miss right now?
Do you believe in soul-mates? Why or why not?
Lastly, what do you guys think about the DS picto chat feature and its hypothesized ability to attract an overwhelming amount of pedophiles?
who's your favorite openly homosexual celebrity? (pictures optional but appreciated!)
Morbid, I know, but an actual question at that.
Mine is Black Celebration.
Needless to say, I just burnt my right index finger, causing me to drop the aforementioned tongs. The coal falls onto the carpet and subsequently burns through to the floorboard within mere seconds.
I am made of win.
What's the dumbest thing you've done recently; either knowingly, or in a moment of stupidity?
Does writing letters frustrate you too?
What is your favorite radio station to listen to in the car? What genre is it?
Tits or ass?
Gloves or mittens?
I'm doing a cookie exchange this weekend and I need to submit what kind of cookies I'm going to make by Wednesday. So far, all of my choices have been taken - chocolate chip, sugar and peanut butter. Now, I'm stumped because I'm sure all the common cookies have been taken already.
So, what kind of cookies should I make, TQC?
So, this morning, I am sick. Really sick. I have a chronic health condition that periodically knocks me on my ass. (Think vomiting 20-30 times a day). And I'm laying on the couch in the lobby. Yeah, generally, it's against the rules to do this. But hey. You made me work tonight. No one could cover my shift, so I'm stuck here, and if they want me to stay, they will allow me to lay down on the damn couch. You feel me?
Anyways, Joe strolls in at 4am just like he always does and asks me why I'm laying on the couch next to a trash can full of puke. What a dumb question. So I tell him I'm sick. And he sits on the edge of the couch next to me. Like way, way too close. Joe and I have a certain restricted space bubble, and he is clearly and deliberately violating it. So I pretty much shove him out of the way and stand up, because I'm all creeped out.
What a freak.
ETA: This was meant for hotel_workers. Can I delete it?
If not, will you tell me how long your hair is in inches?
what are you sitting on right now?
if you had to get an STD, which one would you choose?
oh and what do you think of these shirts?
Do you think I'm too creepy for you to give me your postal address?
EDIT: I'm PMing those of you who say yes. Yay!
2)do you hate paperwork?
3)what's an emotional affair?
4)dysfunctional thoughts you have?
there's amazing super people[everyone else] and then there's me.
do you think my supervisors/coworkers who have to cover for me hate me yet?
If yes, how do you think he did it (besides with a knife, duh)?
If no, who do you think did it?
How do you feel about the civil judgment against OJ?
Do you share OJ's opinion that the Goldmans are gold-diggers?
What do you think of the sentence he just received for an unrelated crime?
What are some bands/artists that you think ripped off other bands/artists?
What should I do with all of that free time?
There will be a fridge and a microwave. What are your favorite hotel snacks?
2. Have you ever taken a poop that's changed your outlook on life?
3. Have you ever taken a poop that's changed your belief in God, either affirming or denying the existance of?
As for me, yes, I am jealous of my ex Craig and his girlfriend, Janessa. He moved to Seatte 8 months ago and thats where they met. I wish I could be honest with him but I'm afraid he'll get angry with me.
As in like "I will trade half the land in my kingdom for your daughter's hand in marriage".
Is it just the land that a king owns?
How does one become a king?
I would like to aspire to be a king, but I'm not sure if I can. If you own land, can you declare yourself the king of that land and your land will automatically become your kingdom? Is there some sort of legal process to becoming a king?
Like, if I buy a thousand acres of land, and declare myself king of that land, and then subdivide that land and build houses and stores and stuff on it and then rent out those houses and stores... do the people who rent houses and live on that land become like, my subjects and stuff?
If you were a king or queen, would you be a just and true ruler? Or would you be wicked and corrupt? Tell me about your kingdom and how you would run it.
My kingdom will be somewhere in the wastelands between Los Angeles and Sacramento.
I will be taking interviews for a court Wizard/Sorcerous. Apply within.
MY MINSTER OF AGRICULTURE AND REEFER FELL THROUGH. She is now an enemy of the kingdom. I will be taking interviews for her replacement effective immediately. Apply within.
Also, we need nubile women of child baring age for the harem. Apply within.
how often do you get to hang out with them?
if not, will tell me how you met the last person that you kicked out of your life?
(they were a friend but they wound up being crazy, not really a friend, murderer, etc. something that destroyed the friendship!)
when was the last time you saw them?
(No photoshop, no touchups... just you at this moment)
You eat a slice of pizza for breakfast. YUMMY! About an hour later you notice a little piece of the slice of pizza in your bra. Do you throw it away or eat it?
I totally ate it, it was at body temperature.
How would you prefer to be addressed?
If you don't know and your surname isn't on that site ^ , what do you think it means?
Mine means magistrate.
Is that an oddly specific question?
What is your favorite type of rice?
2. What is the worst kind of weather to drive in?
3. What kind of weather will you absolutely not drive in (emergencies excluded)?
2) Are there any holiday parties you are looking forward to? Why?
3) Might it possibly snow where you live on Christmas Day?
Will someone please make this into a userpic for me? I will be your slave forever.
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It was on LJ that I couldn't send messages, all I did was upgrade my account to fix it.
What is your favorite thing to order at a Mexican restaurant?
If you had to come up with a short list of makeup items as a sort of starter kit for someone that has zero makeup skills and has to start learning from square one, what would be on it?
A. Ignore them and hope that they get the hint.
B. Politely tell them that you're not interested in being their LJ friend.
C. Lie. Make up a story as to why you can't. The more absurd, the better.
D. Swear at them.
E. Add them anyway.
F. Other (please specify).
But this has just been burning in me for quite some time now...
When you go to the bathroom in public, do you "hold it" if someone else is using the facilties?
What's the best thing you've ever read written on a bathroom wall?
Would you do so now and post your favorite picture that you find?
Kathleen, for breakfast this morning you should eat toast with peanut butter and ______________.
B) grape jelly
C) marshmallow fluff
D) apple butter
i want to know what are you getting your mom for christmas?
i get her the same shit every year, and i dont know where to go for more ideas, because shes one of those "you dont have to get me anything!" kind of moms. shes a sort of post-hippie. she isnt materialistic (which is why this is so goddamn hard). shes not into clothes or fashion. she isnt into technology. she loves her garden and plants. she loves cats, but already has 5 and doesnt want any more. she likes to bake. shes an assistant principal at a middle school. she loves her huge family who lives far away. she likes to travel.
gifts that have been exhausted in the last few years:
gift certificates for facials/massages
kitchen gadgets/ cooking supplies
shopping online is fantastic, so send me links. no gift certificates. bonus points for suggesting places near st pete/tampa florida.
&my budget is around $100.
The two papers both have to do with Netoworking. Does anyone have any ideas? Cause I can't think of any. I was thinking on making one of them about Web 2.0, because it doesn't have to be directly related, but the one that HAS to be about networking I have no idea what to write about.
Suggestions? (It has to be 3-4 pages)
Do you love Dr. Strangelove or what? (I know, I'm late)..I just saw it and can't wait to buy it.
What is your serious rule?
What is your non-serious rule?
What would your rule be if God limited it to a "road" rule?
I personally try to find pieces in the center when I'm eating brownies, because the edge pieces tend to be crunchier.
Do you like edge pieces or center pieces for brownies?
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Does this always happen to you too? On the rare occasion that I actually have plans, someone else will always invite me to something that I would rather do for the same day.
Should I just be honest with my friends and tell them that I would rather do the other thing? Or should I try to work it out where I see them in the morning and go out with my friend in the afternoon? (I have a feeling my friends aren't going to be up until later on in the day so this may get totally fucked up)
I'm getting all dolled up at work, and jumping in the car to go to an event tonight. I'll be wearing a miniskirt and heels. But right now, it's cold and I have on socks that are leaving a super sexy elastic mark on my ankle. So...
1. How long do you think it takes for elastic marks to disappear?
2. Red lipstick or nude lips?
3. Save up to travel internationally next year or have a weekend at Vegas in the next couple of months?
I haven't used mine since last winter.
An Elliott Smith tribute tattoo.
Any opinions or suggestion?
And can I see your tattoos?
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WHAT DID I MISS??
How many different perfume/cologne/etc scents do you own?
Which one(s) are your favorite(s)?
Has anyone tried Paris Hilton's 'Fairy Dust'?
What is the worst thing you've ever rolled over on in bed?
so bored that when the guy who broke into my house and left this (using a spare key that was given to him, but 5 months after i stopped talking to him) imed me a year and a half later, i keep talking to him anyway.
am i just asking for trouble?
I'm thinking about buying someone specialty (ground) coffees, what kinds should do you suggest I get?
Do mall Santa's weird you out?
ETA: What if someone donated his/her body as meat. Would you eat it?
I am really new to cooking and not really wanting to dismember anything today.
How do I block myself from LJ for a specific amount of time? I get way too addicted during exam time as a means of procrastination. I use firefox.
For me, it's a B-complex vitamin and a neti pot! Everyone's probably sick of me talking about it but OMG, I can't believe this is how good most people feel all the time!
I just did that to someone in poor_skills now I feel a little douchebaggy.
Do you like the puff cheetos or the crunchy cheetos?
And the ultimate question: IS IT SODA OR IS IT POP?!
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TLDR Summary: Former cop turned anti-drug-war activist plants a trap for Odessa, Texas cops by placing a couple pine trees under a grow lamp in a rented home. Shortly thereafter cops raid the home expecting a marijuana grow operation only to find the guy's attorney waiting, anticipating the raid. Questions are raised about legality and validity of the warrant obtained.
TQC, what did she do while I was in the bathroom and where will I find whatever it is that she did?
I use playing cards. This makes me remember to shake out my library books in case I've left my 2 spades (or anything else) before I return them.
2. what's the temperature outside where you are?
3. how frequently can you actually remember your dreams?
4. will you post a candid photo of yourself that someone took where you were not aware a photo was being taken?
I'm always a little afraid to tell people that I let my dog sit on my bed because it seems to gross a lot of people out.
Does it gross you out?
Will you show us a picture of your pet?
hah, the question: what can i try to get it to work?
What played out joke annoys you the most?
Bonus points if it's related to your ethnic or religious background
I downloaded the movie Manos: The Hands of Fate to use in the creation of a music video. I started putting together the video a while back, using the Mystery Science Theater 3000 version, but grew frustrated with having to crop out the silhouetted heads. So I finally got a copy only to find out that it's perminantly subtitled in spanish.
Should I go ahead and use the version with the spanish subtitles and just chock it up to further strangeness (it's going to be a pretty strange video), or should I wait and try and find a copy of the movie without subtitles?
This is the first attempt that I quit working on because I got frustrated.
HELP ME WASTE MY TIME!
Which fellow TQCer do you wish you were friends with beyond the internet? You don't necessarily have to be internet friends with the TQCer currently (I'm not).
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Also, I asked for an incomplete for one of my classes because my medical condition (which is documented) has caused me to have extreme anxiety and crippling insomnia. Was this a good move? What would you guys have done instead?
Where you live, do cabs line up and wait along the curb and passengers have to go with the first guy in line? (Sorry about the poor sentence structure)
Why do I get mildly high from eating really spicy food? Has this ever happened to you?
If you use an Ubuntu OS is there a media player that is just like Winamp that I can use? I can't find anything like Winamp and I miss it so fucking much. ;__;
2)Which countries (besides Argentina) should not cry for you? Which countries in particular should cry for you?
1) What are you watching on TV tonight?
2) What are you watching the rest of the week?
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Is this a bad thing? Should I just suck it up? I feel shitty quitting jobs all the time, and I imagine it ruins my resumé as well, but I don't want to constantly be depressed either.
How do you deal?
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If you have a Ben & Jerry's scoop shop near you how much does one scoop cost?
What is your favorite flavor?
WHAT SHOULD I DO TO CELEBRATE?
what do you do to calm yourself down when you're nervous?
Which episode is your favourite?
When you eat flavoured crackers do you lick all the flavouring off them first?
What's the strangest thought you've had while in a potentially dangerous situation?
I'm applying for a job cooking on a sailing yacht next summer as a cook. I have no training, but a few months experience cooking for 20-40 people (mostly children). This is for at most 25 people, mostly adults, who will be chartering the boat for cruises for several days. I will be somewhat limited to a budget, but I'm trying to display my skills here, if only to give my hopeful employer an idea. All he asked for was a seven-day meal plan.
So, the questions:
Does it look good to you? They gave me no restrictions, but I can comply and substitute Vegetarian Meals if need be. I don't necessarily need to make the meals healthy, but they should be somewhat balanced. Any suggestions or additions?
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you win 100 points if it's available to be watched online.
I have a fancy Christmas party to go to on Saturday. I already have my dress picked out and all that, but I have no idea what to do with my hair. I'd like to put it up, but I have a lot of layers. Shortest hair is about ear-length, longest is just above my shoulders.
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So, ideas? My hair is also naturally wavy, I straightened it today. Right now, I am leaning towards just straightening it like it is now, but I'd love to put it up if there's a way I can get it to look nice.
do you have facebook/ myspace?
should i eat that chicken pesto sandwich in my fridge?
what's a color to describe you right now?
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And how important are your surroundings to you, aesthetics wise?
2: When you come in contact with someone who has a cold (you shared a soda, made out, whatever) and they're still within the first 72 hours of having it, do you take vitamin C or do you not care?
I haven't taken it in like 6 months, I just started taking it a few days ago.. and this morning I woke up and didn't take it until 3. I had no problems until 30 minutes after I took it. WTF?
That being said, what should I get my cousin? She doesn't cake it on or anything so I'm looking for something safe that isn't a lipgloss. She has pink tones in her face, blonde hair and blue eyes.
What are you doing to get so dirty?
If you normally shower after sex, would you do so if it is night and you will go to sleep afterwards?
Would you get offended if your partner had to jump up and go af a shower right after you screwed?
I'm going into the city tomorrow to meet up with a guy who is selling my friend squirrel traps. I have to assume she found this guy on Craig's List. Then we're getting Korean food with the traps in tow.
...I'll admit I asked this just so I could tell you guys about the squirrel trappin'
My symptoms are blowing my nose quite a bit, sometimes sneezing and having a scratchy, uncomfortable throat.
What can I do to get better/improve?
What caused this?
Would it be better if i hired a housekeeper to do this stuff?
Should I call her out on it tomorrow?
What about music videos?
2. Do you know of any big words with sexual meanings?
(If you saw my last post, you'd know i'm all a-buzz in the college stuff right now)
I'm going to become an Art History major when I actually get there :)
(Driven, folksy indie pop stuff.)
What makes you a good person?
What makes someone a good person in general?
How do you define goodness?
Do you like sugar cookies?
What things cheer you up when you are stressed out and feeling down?
I am sleepy. How should I go about waking myself up?
Feel free to quote your favorite ethicists and philosophers!
How old are you?
How many US states have you been to?
20 or 21 at my last count, I have a list of them back at home =)
Will you please wish me luck?
Any tips for staying calm? Seriously, I feel like I'm going to vomit over here, and the final is from 7:30 to 10:30 and I need to eat something before I go!! :(
When I was growing up, my brother and I always used the same tube. Our parents each had their own because they had stuff for sensitive teeth.
I know some girl who will not let anyone else use her toothpaste, not even her boyfriend.
What is your favorite thing to cook?
What is the last thing you cooked?
I just made an Enchilada dish. In a casserole dish I put a layer of whole wheat tortillas, some enchilada sauce, Monterrey jack cheese and the filling I created. The filling is ground chicken, onions, green chilies, corn, mushrooms, spinach, diced tomatoes, and red peppers. Then I put another layer of the tortillas and topped them with refried beans (which I just learned are incredibly healthy) and a little more cheese. Then I repeated the top layer with the tortillas, filling and sauce. Topped that with more tortillas sauce and cheese. So it's like 3 layer enchiladas or something. It's baking right now. I just made it up in my head so I hope it tastes good!
is that really as bad as it sounds?
Would it be unreasonable for an undergraduate language major to translate something that has been translated before for their senior thesis? (I mean as opposed to translate something that hasn't been translated before)
Do you ever get the urge to? I want to, but there are too many people being active around the general area of my house >:O
Also, what color socks are you wearing?
Guys: Which would you prefer to use if you had to deal with that kind of thing?
If you really don't give a damn, what are some of your weird habits?
Favorite 80's movie?
Guys - what do you always carry with you? Do you hate the bulgy pockets?
The Boy in the Striped Pajamas by John Boyne
Bloodsucking Fiends by Christopher Moore
Trading Spaces by Drs. Les & Leslie Parrott
Watchmen by Alan Moore, Dave Gibbons
Have you all read any of these books? What do you think of them?
any current projects? I'm working on a watercolor painting of me and my friends.
Why is it that, on TV, whenever someone takes a urine pregnancy test, "blue" is always the result, no matter if they're pregnant or not?
Jordan: It's blue. I'm not pregnant.
Dr Cox henceforth runs screaming through the streets 'SHE'S NOT PREGNANT! IT'S BLUE!"
Uma Thurman's character whose name escapes me: Read the box! Blue means pregnant!
WTH, TQC? Also, no at-home whiz quizzes actually USE color any more, it's all "1 line vs. 2 lines" or "Plus vs. Minus" or those digital things.
2. Do you ever receive holiday cards signed with the sender's name along with their pets' names? Who are those people?
1. Two that have to be positioned very carefully or my body aches for days.
2. Yes, all my uncles and aunts do this, as well as my grandma.
What's something you recommend to others?
What would you do if a friend of yours alerted you to seemingly-innocent pictures or video featuring you, on clips4sale.com or some fee-based pornographic website?
I don't know what to do, however. I'm currently in another state, Illinois, than the one the plate is from, Wisconsin.
How do I get a new license plate? Do I have to go back to WI?
I was thinking of changing my plates and license over to the state of IL anyway, but I'm not entirely sure how to do that...
Also, the car is my mom's and she hasn't offically "sold" it over to me yet. She says she needs to give me the title of the car and stuff. I don't really understand what that means, but yes.
Some help with this would be appreciated. Thanks!
Also, is it ok to drive without a license plate on the front of the car...?
My boyfriend's dad is wirelessly connected to a router for the internet. He keeps losing the signal, or has a very weak signal, and a slow connection. Is there a way to boost the signal or what is the problem that needs to be fixed so that the internet does not cut out?
I was on the main road and someone pulled out right in front of me. My front passenger side hit her front driver side.
I thought it was my fault cause I hit her. My bf says its her fault for pulling out when I had the right of way.
Who's fault was it?
For the most part, my family has potatoes every night with our dinner. I just recently realized that this isn't how it is for most of my friends.
But one of my culinary-experienced friends will be helping me because she wants me to learn how to cook! How exciting.
She is a vegetarian.
I do not like lettuce, tomatoes, onions, or peppers.
Do you have any recipes you could suggest for us to try?
What's the last time you heard someone using slang you'd thought was dead, in a non-sarcastic/not deliberately anachronistic context?
What slang phrase do you wish would come back into fashion? Personally I'm rooting for "rad" and "the cat's pajamas".
does that question even make sense?
Do you love what you're majoring in? If not, why are you majoring in it?
I have always wondered this, tbh.
Could you imagine getting fucked by a horse cock and having a centaur baby?
What do you think your worst fault is?
Do you try to change it?
Yup... The Christmas Shoes one.
Also... I just found this
What do you think about it?