November 26th, 2008

hannibal skull

What do you say?

When having sex with your partner or random fuck-of-the-night, what do you call it? Having sex? Fucking? Making love? Cocksucking?

What is your favourite and least favourite term for having sex?

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where would be the best place to go for black friday if i wanted to get computer games and cds for a really good deal?
and what time is a good time to arrive there?

as you can see im new at this D:
hot rollers

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1. What's the most embarrassing movie you like?
Sex and the City (the movie)

2. What's the most embarrassing TV show you like?
The Real Housewives of Orange County (any season)

3. What did you watch tonight?
Same answer as #2, the new season
Haruhi disappearance
  • eidna

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I baked a cake, 2 layers. I'm not frosting it until tomorrow night. Is it ok if I put the layers on a plate and cover it with saran wrap and put it in the refrigerator, or will that ruin it somehow?

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tqc, can you explain this for me? my okcupid profile starts with:
I want to change things in the world. I don't care what I change, I just want to change something and be able to look back and say, "I did that." I'd love to change education, I hate how crappy a lot of our high schools are and how there is virtually no choice at all in your courses.

some guy messaged me and said:
So, if I understand your profile, then you're indifferent between "fame by curing cancer" and "fame by obliterating New York City"? That's an interesting worldview right there.

what the fuck? i messaged him again and basically said wtf dude? and he replied and said:
It would appear to be a direct consequence of "I want to change things in the world. I don't care what I change, I just want to change something and be able to look back and say, 'I did that.'"

Although, admittedly "fame" might not be the right word there.


if that's all teal deer, are you responsible for any cooking for thanksgiving? if you are, what are you making? do you have a recipe yet? do you have all the ingredients?

i have to make mashed potatoes and i still need to buy sour cream and more mashed potatoes.

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okay i'm trying to set up my gmail to deliver all my school email to my gmail so i actually look at it. how do i figure out the server and the port WITHOUT bothering the useless people at he help desk? it auto filled in and port 110. when i actually go to check my mail, it goes to should i change the server to that? i have no idea how to figure out the port, though.

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cat tea

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Excluding prom and/or wedding dresses: How many articles of clothing do you have over $100? What are they?
How many pairs of shoes do you have over $150?

Most importantly: why has my cat been sneezing a lot (well, 3 times) the past 24 hours? Can cats get colds? Is the dry, hot air bothering her too??

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Let's say that you're 75 years old and your adult kids and their kids (who are around 5 years old) are coming to visit for a few nights.  You're not married but you're living with your girlfriend.  Of course you usually sleep in the same bed.  Your kids hold the values that if you're not married, you shouldn't be sleeping in the same bed.

Are you going to sleep with your girlfriend or are you going to sleep separately?

I was listening to the radio yesterday and a woman called to say that her 75-year-old father and his girlfriend slept in separate rooms because the 5-year-old was asking where the girlfriend will sleep since they can't sleep together.  I thought it was cute.

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Does you school have any really short semesters? Have you ever taken a class during one of them? Did you regret it?

My school has a winter one that runs for January 5 through January 16th. I've registered for a class during it but I'm kind of worried about it. It's 5 days a week for nearly 5 hours a day.

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Today I have to give a second dose of liquid oral de-wormer to my almost 3-month-old puppy. I will lose at least one finger in this process, y/y?

The other day I had to sign my son's medical records over to the school district, and it kinda creeped me out, as I am mildly paranoid. What was the last thing you had to do that made you uncomfortable? Why?


Are you a compulsive e-mail forwarder? Do you know one? You know, someone e-mails you pictures of cute puppies *squee* and you automatically forward it to EVERYBODY in the whole world. Or those urban myths....geez it SOUNDS like it could be true...FORWARD!!!!
Is there a way to STOP THESE PEOPLE??? (Especially the ones with sappy midi tunes.) What do you have do to STOP THE MADNESS???

To delete is ban,divine-shippo

the Goodwill theme song

A few years back Goodwill didn't have radio. They just played a lyric-less song with some Goodwill voiceover talking about the junk they sell in between the loop of the song.

Does anyone remember this song?
Does anyone know where we can track down this song?
We can hum the tune, but that's not exactly something you can Google.
I've tried looking around their website, but I've found nothing.
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    cold cold
  • __ria

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How's your mom/dad doing?

ETA: Do you have a question pertaining to a haircut/outfit? ASK AWAY. It's slow as can be here at work so I have all of the time in the world :)

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Do you ever dance with your pets? Do they enjoy it? Is this a totally weird thing to do?

I need more candy corn to finish my turkey cupcakes, what are the chances they will have any at the grocery store? Do most stores carry it year-round?

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1. Why does the porridge-bird lay his eggs in the air?

2. Why don't you tell me 'bout the mystery dance? I wanna know about the mystery dance. Why don't you show me, 'cause I've tried and I've tried, and I'm still mystified. I can't do it anymore and I'm not satisfied.

3. Do you have a can of scouring powder (like Comet, Ajax, or Bon Ami) handy? Do your parents? Do your grandparents?


Party time! Excellent!

TQC, I'm throwing us a party!

1. What is your alcoholic beverage of choice, so I know what provisions to buy?

2. What is your favorite munchy snack?

3. What kind of drunk are you?

4. How many drinks (1 shot = 5 oz of wine = 1 beer or whatever) would it take to get you in a happy place? What about totally wasted?

5. At about what time would you pass out?

6. Would you try to find a couch/unoccupied bed, or would you just conk out on the floor?

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Also, what's the last thing you did out of necessity as a last resort?

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How long do you have to be awake before it's acceptable to take a nap?

If you take naps, how long is a good nap for you?

Which is better?

Being an adult that works, pays bills and has freedom
Being a kid that doesn't work, doen't pay bills and is without freedom?


Because it was posted/deleted and I wanted to change it some for the lulz:

Let's say you have a teenage daughter. While sweet, she possesses a definite ugly streak. She has stolen money from the family timber buisness, lied about her height to obtain a job, and occasionally skips meals.
Her father seems oblivious to her antics and spends much of his time playing on-line poker. To complicate things, the more you confront her, the more she cusses. You've been uninvolved in the past but wish to enact legitimate changes to help your daughter. How might you accomplish this?
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y helo thar

o hai, TQC. how is you?

What is your latest musical interest/obsession/whatever?

What's your favorite flavor/kind of yogurt?

I'm getting a "new" car tomorrow. ("new" = 2002 instead of a 1997) It's a boy car (because the gas tank is on the left), and it's midnight blue.
What should I name it? My current car (the 1997) is named Seth.

Does your car/laptop/mp3 player/etc. have a name? What is it? (feel free to answer this one as many times as it applies. :P)

ETA: 1) the "new" car will be a 2002 Hyundai Elantra (with a hatchback, lulz).

2) I made up the gas tank thing one day, out of nowhere. It's not really a written rule, but feel free to adopt it. :P

  • meiran


1. Any TQCers in the D.C. area planning to hit up They Might Be Giants at the 9:30 club this Friday?

2. What's the last concert you went to?

3. Do you have any concerts coming up that you're planning on?

4. What was the first concert you went to?

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    anxious anxious
Sherlock is tired of your bullshit

mouth guards?

I've recently had to start wearing one to bed, because I grind my teeth at night (loud enough to wake my boyfriend at four in the morning, apparently). I can deal with my mouth tasting like rubber for a few hours after I wake up, but it seems that one of my biggest worries now is that I'm going to just shred the damn thing completely apart. How long does it usually take before one of these things has to be replaced, just on average?

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Your best friend arrives at your door at a time when you know that they should be at work/school/whatever. They're wearing blood-stained clothes and have the look of someone who's been through hell in their eyes. They hand you a shotgun and say "There isn't time to explain, but we need to move. now.", and directs you towards a car that isn't theirs.

Do you follow them?

EDIT: What if they tell you that your life and the lives of many others depend on it?


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Which reindeer are you?

Dasher - athletic reindeer. Into running, fitness
Dancer - reindeer who loved to go dancing
Prancer - gay reindeer
Vixen - hottie reindeer
Comet - OCD reindeer, obsessed with cleaning
Cupid - matchmaker reindeer
Donner - cannibal reindeer
Blitzen - big football fan
Rudolph - afflicted with rosacea on the nose, kissup to the boss, usually mocked by the other reindeer
lulu guinness clutch

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I just ran over a squirrel. I cannot stop crying. I need to fucking finish my cupcakes and get ready for work. How can I stop crying?

I'm going to have to drive past him on my way to work, how can I stop myself from crying then?

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Why does LJ load weird on Firefox but not on other browsers?  This has been going on for about two weeks.  I uninstalled then reinstalled it but it didn't fix anything.  Other websites look normal.

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Why does Safari give this error every time I post a reply?

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Also, am I the only one not getting Gmail notifications?  It's been 4 hours since I posted my first question and I received comments but not notifications.

I would Google but I have no clue what search terms to use.  =[
Georgie - Smiles

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I'm getting a cold TQC! D: It's shitty timing, because I have a Vocal Concert on Thursday.

Any tips for knocking a cold virus right on it's arse?

Also, why do I seem to get a cold every time Summer is just around the corner?
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  • cme2694

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This can most likely be posted under 'Cats do crazy things!',


Why is my new cat trying to eat/attack my head/hair?

Has your cat ever done this?

The good news, if any, is that she has no claws and almost no teeth, so it is more of a head massage than anything.


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Tell me, TQC, is there any incense or candle scent (preferably incense, as it's cheaper) that will cover up nasty litter-box odors without sending my mother into screaming fits?
  • tnatnt

The New American Spirituality

I read The New American Spirituality by Elizabeth Lesser, co-founder of the Omega Institute. It evokes questions about old and new spirituality. The questions are simple yet the answers are based on ones own spiritual path.

Who has authority?
What is spirituality?
What is the path to God/Goddess?
What is sacred?
What is the truth?

Thoughts, Comments?
  • __ria

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Can you think of a word/term that is pronounced how it's spelled? (ie. OBGYN)

You're featured on the cover of 'TQC TABLOID' (wahoo!) what does the caption next to your picture say?
MLP - pinkie chicken

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I'll pretty much be spending time from now until Saturday morning holed up in my room in my parents' house putting off studying for exams, so I've decided to use this time to do something I never do: watch TV.

What series do you think is worth watching online? I've only ever watched one season of the OC and that's really about it - I'm not too into sci-fi, but other than that I'm open.

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I don't know about you guys but I could use a little pick me up right about now. If you have any, will you please post a picture of your pet or pets doing something cute?

Also, when you talk to yourself in your head or out-loud which person do you usually talk in 1st, 2nd or 3rd?

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what's the name of that game for nintendo ds/gameboy where your character is a penis and you're trying to escape from another penis and you have to run into a giant pair of boobs to win?

it's probably a hack or something, but i just really want to know. T_T

Nothing serious

My S/O have been together almost 2 years and this Thanksgiving I'm not sure we'll be spending togeher. We didn't spend last Thanksgiving together either because of a huge miscommunication. (I thought he was going to call me, vice versa bla bla)
This year....he hasn't invited me over to his parents house. We havent even spoken of it unless it was me who brought it up.
He also hasn't been inviting me over to his family functions since around Halloween. :|
I'm beginning to get a bad taste in my mouth here.
I talked to him last night and he said it was because he hasn't been spending enough time with his family. :|

What do you think?

iPod touch

What do you like about your ipod touch?

What do you hate about it?

Do you wish you hadnt gotten it/gotten the iphone or blackberry?

Is the internet as unreliable as I think it will be due to wi-fi problems?
James Franco joint

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I bought a pair of green Chucks for $9.99 yesterday at Urban Outfitters. What's the best deal you've gotten recently?

My family is making Thanksgiving dinner, and I want to make something besides my usual mashed potatoes and green bean casserole. What's something generally easy, but FUN and unique I could make?

My friend is back up at school with no one to have Thanksgiving with. What's something funny/sweet I could do for him on Thanksgiving from 350 miles away?

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For those of you celebrating Thanksgiving tomorrow, what are you looking forward to the most to eat?

How many of you usually order take out on Thanksgiving Eve?

Everyone, what is for dinner tonight?

What is one thing you can't live without?

  • tnatnt

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Poll #1304732 The Beauty of Sex...

Where is the most exotic place you ever had Sex?


What sexual lifestyle do you like best?


What won't you do while having sex?

Anal Sex
Clem & Joely

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For those of you that are educated on health/exercising, what kind of/amount of exercising is good when you're stressed and your immune system is potentially weak? I'm really stressed but want to work out to relieve some. But I know if I do too much I'll probably get sick. Now I just need to know what's too much.

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our family had a major change of Thanksgiving plans b/c we were going to the Big family dinner in chicago but due to my Grandma being in the hospital we're just doing it the 4 of us (mom, dad, sister, me) at home. I plan on reading The turkey shot out of the oven by Jack Prelutsky. ( ) What fun, different things should we do since it's soo small?

Are you at work today?

Have you read the Wizards First Rule?

Whats the last book you read that you just couldn't put down?!
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    my humidifier
angry asian

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Are you waiting for anything?

When was the last time you were sick?

When you turn on the tv, what's the first channel you change to?

When you shift around while sleeping in the middle of the night, you notice that your SO pulls you closer every time move away. Sweet, yea/nay?

What's the cutest/sweetest thing your SO does?

no accounting for taste

Did you ever read a book that you found absolutely horrible, only to then find that apparently EVERYONE on thought it was wonderful? (Or vice versa.)

Do things like that make you feel self-conscious, or do you not care?

What's something you hate that everyone else seems to love?

What's something you love that everyone else seems to hate?
garua by famous
  • garua

Gender Genie

Go to
Use the generator with two journal entries: one about work and one about your personal life.
The generator guessed correctly on both entries: I'm female.
But it also thinks Victor Hugo is female.
Did the engine guess your gender correctly?
olivia munn

social skills

If you purposely LOL at your computer with the intention of getting other people (coworkers, schoolmates) to ask what's so funny, is it:
a) socially retarded
b) a proper way of communicating you have something funny to tell?
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    annoyed annoyed

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Have you ever lost a bunch of weight without trying? I'm not talking about the kind that comes with being depressed and not eating -- I mean eating normally and still losing weight. What was the cause, if you found it out?

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While in school, did you ever have to do group presentations?
Did you like doing them?

Did you have a cool group name? Was this group name mandatory?
What was it?

My friend and I are doing a presentation together. She is really tall and I'm really short. What group name shall we give ourselves?
This is so ridiculous.
  • soupcan

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Help guys. I'm trying to find the name of a painting so that I can finish my paper on Te Doy Mis Ojos (where it appears). It's on the subject of temptation, and it follows some story of a woman damned to hell with her lover or something, and she is given the opportunity to leave as long as she doesn't look back at her lover and she almost makes it out but at the last minute, looks back, and is damned for eternity. Any ideas? I need to cite that shit.

On the same subject, what's your favorite artistic medium? Your favorite piece of art?
  • sssea

Fat. I need to lose it.

I am very overweight for my height and I know this, but people are always surprised to hear my real weight.

How much do I look like I weigh?

I'm 5'7"

And yeah, I don't have decently angled pictures, so fair warning if you're expecting a good post out of me. Which I'm sure most of you aren't anyway.

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I live close to my parents- via public transport I can be there in like an hour and a half. Originally the plan was to go there tonight- but I really dont feel like it. There are a lot of issues surrounding it, which are tl;dr but the crux is I'm at kind of a shitty place in life and my sister is a bitch. I told my mom I would come tomorrow instead- do you think its reasonable to arrive the day of if you live that close by?

And no, I'm not looking for validation I'm honestly asking, because I can still go there today.

Question time again~

Does anyone know where I can find a Madlib generator? Google gave me kind of crappy results when I tried to find one. Anyone know?

Also, just 'cause I'm wondering, what're you doing for Thanksgiving? :D
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    "4 + 20" -- CSNY
  • atelan

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so apparently I am experiencing pms depression. I hate it. It's the worst type of depression I've ever had.

For the girls: what are your pms symptoms every month?

Mine vary month to month... some months I get no symptoms, others I get physical pain, others I get depression, others I only get really bloated... It's insane, I hate it because every month is different.

what should I do to get rid of my depression?

also, do you know someone that got pregnant while taking the pill?

Computer question

I need your help! I am posting from a different computer. When I try to access the internet on my Dell laptop (I have IE7), any address I type in redirects to http:/// and says, "Invalid address". When I click on the homepage, which is, the address doesn't redirect, but instead says it cannot display the webpage.

I have Norton Antivirus, but it expired on this computer because I don't use it that much. When I did use it, I went to Facebook and a virus got on my computer. In order to update my Norton Antivirus, I have to get on the internet, so it's kinda a catch 22.

The reason I need that computer is because it is my laptop. The one I"m on now is a PC, and I need to work on the laptop with internet, sometimes outside my home. Plus my laptop has Microsoft Word on it and this computer didn't come with that. 

Do you know how I can fix my problem without spending hundreds of dollars?  I tried a Google search and either I searched wrong or didn't find anything productive.

  • musk

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I am trying to find the name of this song and singer. The lyrics go something like "If you wanna hang around wit me, we get down VIP (in the club), look its all eyes on me". It sounds like an RnB song.
  • sssea

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Is giving someone a hand made ornament for Christmas cheesy or just a bad idea?

What's the best hand made gift you can think of?

What types of treats can I make that won't spoil/can easily be transported (so nothing really messy or heavy) that I can make in large quantities?
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  • lyndz

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So I just watched a commercial for "steam and mash" potatoes. Is it really that much of a pain to peel and cut potatoes?

Also, what's something you think is overrated? A college education, and especially graduate school

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What is your biggest fear?
Where do you see yourself in ten years?
If you are dating someone, how did you and your lover meet? Did you know right away that you were going to date eachother in the long run, or did it suprise you that it happened?

I think my 2 biggest fears are being single forever, and not living my life to the fullest.
I see myself living in the northend in Boise, Idaho in ten years. Married and possibly with a child
I'm not dating anyone, so this question doesn't pretain to me.

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So I am in a really weird relationship with a guy, and its long distant but I have a question about gifts!

He wants to get me something for Christmas, but I am bad at telling people things to get me that aren't expensive. I like thinks that are glittery, the color orange, things that are fuzzy, and I am a ballet dancer. What the hell would you think of getting me?

What are you getting for your SO?

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tqc, i have become the other woman :( what do i do?

i've liked this guy for a while but i knew from his facebook that he was seeing someone. so i didn't make a move. well, i haven't checked facebook in a while and he never talks about his girlfriend. today we were hanging out and he came on to me and long story short we had sex. i figured he must have broken up with his girlfriend. i mean, i usually don't go asking everyone before i date them or kiss them if they're single cause i assume they are.

well i just checked his facebook and he's still listed as in a relationship and she left him a comment earlier today saying "i love you so much baby"


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If a close friend or family member got themselves into trouble, and used you as an aliby, what would you do if they asked you ahead of time? If they didn't tell you before an officer came to question you?

What if you knew it was for murder?

What if you knew the person was being framed and absolutely didn't do it?
  • tanwen

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So you suddenly find yourself in Hell. No, I don't know how you got there, maybe you're pulling a Dean Winchester waiting for Castiel to come rescue your ass, maybe it's just been one of those days.

Who would you be most surprised to find there?
How about not at all surprised to find there?


  • poo

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For those of you who work at Target, how long did it take from job interview to orientation?
For those of you who work retail, period, how long did it take from job interview to orientation?
Should I be less upset and angry than I am at them pushing back my orientation twice now, and this time they haven't even CALLED me yet?

Anybody else really need a nap? Sick of family? Constipated? Wanting to leave the house but would feel bad doing so?

*yes I am USA-centric

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i feel shit!
srs and non-srs

tell me something to cheer me up?

EDIT: i need a smoke! what do you smoke.
me: marlboro light (8.05 euro  if ya care)

where do you think i can get some decent weed on short notice?

wats some mindless shit i can watch on youtube?

so when is this thanksgiving thing you all do?

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Will your feelings change of America if Twilight surpasses the box office totals of The Dark Knight, and becomes the highest grossing movie of 2008?

Yes. American people are much cooler than I thought!
Yes. American people are more stupid than I thought
It wouldn't change my opinions

Will your feelings change of America if Twilight surpasses the box office totals of Titanic, and becomes the highest grossing movie of all time?

This just in: America rocks!
America elected Bush twice, and now this. Hang your head down in shame, US of A
My opinion still wouldn't deviate from where it is


Have you ever had a Macaron?
(Not to be confused with a macaroon or macaroni)

Do you know of anyplace I can order some? I am in California, btw.


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me and my friend ran into a friend of ours we haven't seen since high school ended 4 1/2 years ago tonight! he's working at The Apple Store. it was awesome. we talked with him for, i dunno, 10 minutes or so, and then we left.

anyway, i really want to hang out with him but i'm not sure how to go about asking him. i'm about the most anxious person i know and so i never know how to initiate these things.

should i just ask him on his facebook wall? should i see if the number of his i have still works despite the fact that i haven't called him in over 3 years?

the thing that's tripping me up is when i hang out with new people or people i haven't seen in a long time and it's just the two of us, i can't figure out what we should do and i'm afraid things won't go well and i won't be entertaining enough. i also don't have a car and i'm always worried that's going to cause annoyance for people. like, i don't expect them to drive us anywhere, i'm perfectly fine with the bus. but i feel like since i'm initiating the hangout i have to take care of stuff like transportation and i can't.

is anyone else like this?
am i putting too much pressure on myself?
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I am in a rap mood. Are you ever in moods for certain music that you usually hate?
What's the song you've been listening to on repeat lately?
What does the last text you sent say?
Is the heat on in the room you're in?
What's the last kind of tea you drank?
How do I get Myxertones to send the file to my phone as a picture message, not a link?
FLORENCE by rodeo_town

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Does anybody else have to meet/see your spouses family tomorrow?

UGH so not looking forward to this.

EDIT!!!!!!! didn't want to offend people : )
What's the best free trial cd burning program to download?
I'm downloading Nero right now and it's taking forever...

Also, if you are a turkey eater...
  • sssea

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What is the name for the phenomenon when you learn the name of something, and then suddenly you hear about it all the time? Or you just learn about something and then see it around all the time.

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Someone said something funny in another TQC post and I was amused enough to repeat it to my husband.  He said "They're some weird bloggers.  I don't know why you like that nonsense."  He has a sense of humor but I guess he just doesn't get it.

Have you ever shown someone off of LJ / TQC something funny you found on here?

Was their reaction positive or negative?

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I will try to make this question make sense, even though I am a bit out of sorts at the moment. I really am curious, though.

Do you ever feel or think that your teachers/professors recycle their jokes for every class they teach in a day? What I mean is, if a teacher makes a joke that ties in really well with the material being taught, or if they just make a joke in general, do you ever wonder if they've been making that same joke for every period that day, or even for every period for the past few years? I mean, they teach the same lesson each day. Maybe they tell the same jokes and make the same amusing remarks as they go through those lessons with each class.

What say you, TQC?

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After months of hunting for my biological father, I have found an address that I am pretty sure is his current one. Should I write him a letter? What should it say? Or should I just say, "Fuck you for not trying to contact me for the last 26 years!"?

ETA: You guys are awesome! Thanks for all the advice!