Have you ever had a near-death experience? Will you tell me about it?
Have you ever had a near-death experience? Will you tell me about it?
What is your favourite and least favourite term for having sex?
and what time is a good time to arrive there?
as you can see im new at this D:
Why did shechoselove get so pissy when I pointed out she posted the same question in bool yesterday, and it's an episode of arrested development, and then delete her post?
Sex and the City (the movie)
2. What's the most embarrassing TV show you like?
The Real Housewives of Orange County (any season)
3. What did you watch tonight?
Same answer as #2, the new season
I'm 5'9" with a freakishly long torso so these ones just cover my ass. They are exceptionally comfy, but I want some that reach to my knees.
While building a successful company is an acconplishment in itself, your true success lays in the sale.
lies or lays? I can never remember.
How do you make yourself happy?
I want to change things in the world. I don't care what I change, I just want to change something and be able to look back and say, "I did that." I'd love to change education, I hate how crappy a lot of our high schools are and how there is virtually no choice at all in your courses.
some guy messaged me and said:
So, if I understand your profile, then you're indifferent between "fame by curing cancer" and "fame by obliterating New York City"? That's an interesting worldview right there.
what the fuck? i messaged him again and basically said wtf dude? and he replied and said:
It would appear to be a direct consequence of "I want to change things in the world. I don't care what I change, I just want to change something and be able to look back and say, 'I did that.'"
Although, admittedly "fame" might not be the right word there.
DOES THIS COMPUTE TO ANY OF YOU? CAUSE IT DOES NOT COMPUTE TO ME.
if that's all teal deer, are you responsible for any cooking for thanksgiving? if you are, what are you making? do you have a recipe yet? do you have all the ingredients?
i have to make mashed potatoes and i still need to buy sour cream and more mashed potatoes.
MSN says NO:
(all the single ladies)
and the fellas too
If you're single, are you happy about it? Do you mind? Are you desperately lonely?
I'm a bit lonely but in general I'm fine with it!
Whats the latest thing you found ironic?
How many pairs of shoes do you have over $150?
Most importantly: why has my cat been sneezing a lot (well, 3 times) the past 24 hours? Can cats get colds? Is the dry, hot air bothering her too??
Is it bad that I have to leave in about ten minutes and I'm in my pajamas?
Is it worse that I'm missing my first class so that I can study for the second?
(Do you ever do that?)
Are you going to sleep with your girlfriend or are you going to sleep separately?
I was listening to the radio yesterday and a woman called to say that her 75-year-old father and his girlfriend slept in separate rooms because the 5-year-old was asking where the girlfriend will sleep since they can't sleep together. I thought it was cute.
My school has a winter one that runs for January 5 through January 16th. I've registered for a class during it but I'm kind of worried about it. It's 5 days a week for nearly 5 hours a day.
The other day I had to sign my son's medical records over to the school district, and it kinda creeped me out, as I am mildly paranoid. What was the last thing you had to do that made you uncomfortable? Why?
Is there a way to STOP THESE PEOPLE??? (Especially the ones with sappy midi tunes.) What do you have do to STOP THE MADNESS???
To delete is human...to ban,divine-shippo
Does anyone remember this song?
Does anyone know where we can track down this song?
We can hum the tune, but that's not exactly something you can Google.
I've tried looking around their website, but I've found nothing.
The weirdest insult?
ETA: Do you have a question pertaining to a haircut/outfit? ASK AWAY. It's slow as can be here at work so I have all of the time in the world :)
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I need more candy corn to finish my turkey cupcakes, what are the chances they will have any at the grocery store? Do most stores carry it year-round?
2. Why don't you tell me 'bout the mystery dance? I wanna know about the mystery dance. Why don't you show me, 'cause I've tried and I've tried, and I'm still mystified. I can't do it anymore and I'm not satisfied.
3. Do you have a can of scouring powder (like Comet, Ajax, or Bon Ami) handy? Do your parents? Do your grandparents?
i'm trying to make the best dance mix EVAR.
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1. What is your alcoholic beverage of choice, so I know what provisions to buy?
2. What is your favorite munchy snack?
3. What kind of drunk are you?
4. How many drinks (1 shot = 5 oz of wine = 1 beer or whatever) would it take to get you in a happy place? What about totally wasted?
5. At about what time would you pass out?
6. Would you try to find a couch/unoccupied bed, or would you just conk out on the floor?
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Also, what's the last thing you did out of necessity as a last resort?
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srs & nonsrs, obvsly! :)
If you take naps, how long is a good nap for you?
Which is better?
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Let's say you have a teenage daughter. While sweet, she possesses a definite ugly streak. She has stolen money from the family timber buisness, lied about her height to obtain a job, and occasionally skips meals.
Her father seems oblivious to her antics and spends much of his time playing on-line poker. To complicate things, the more you confront her, the more she cusses. You've been uninvolved in the past but wish to enact legitimate changes to help your daughter. How might you accomplish this?
What is your latest musical interest/obsession/whatever?
What's your favorite flavor/kind of yogurt?
I'm getting a "new" car tomorrow. ("new" = 2002 instead of a 1997) It's a boy car (because the gas tank is on the left), and it's midnight blue.
What should I name it? My current car (the 1997) is named Seth.
Does your car/laptop/mp3 player/etc. have a name? What is it? (feel free to answer this one as many times as it applies. :P)
ETA: 1) the "new" car will be a 2002 Hyundai Elantra (with a hatchback, lulz).
2) I made up the gas tank thing one day, out of nowhere. It's not really a written rule, but feel free to adopt it. :P
2. What's the last concert you went to?
3. Do you have any concerts coming up that you're planning on?
4. What was the first concert you went to?
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Do you follow them?
EDIT: What if they tell you that your life and the lives of many others depend on it?
Which reindeer are you?
I'm going to have to drive past him on my way to work, how can I stop myself from crying then?
2) Are you as excited as I am that The Real Housewives of Orange County are back?
3) I need new underwear. What kind should I get?
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Why does Safari give this error every time I post a reply?
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Also, am I the only one not getting Gmail notifications? It's been 4 hours since I posted my first question and I received comments but not notifications.
I would Google but I have no clue what search terms to use. =[
Any tips for knocking a cold virus right on it's arse?
Also, why do I seem to get a cold every time Summer is just around the corner?
Why is my new cat trying to eat/attack my head/hair?
Has your cat ever done this?
The good news, if any, is that she has no claws and almost no teeth, so it is more of a head massage than anything.
Tell me, TQC, is there any incense or candle scent (preferably incense, as it's cheaper) that will cover up nasty litter-box odors without sending my mother into screaming fits?
Who has authority?
What is spirituality?
What is the path to God/Goddess?
What is sacred?
What is the truth?
You're featured on the cover of 'TQC TABLOID' (wahoo!) what does the caption next to your picture say?
Is it a mood thing that you're certain will go away with the day? Or is it more long-term?
did you listen to radio disney?
have you ever won a radio contest? what did you win?
do you like airplanes?
When did you last eat a lollipop?
What series do you think is worth watching online? I've only ever watched one season of the OC and that's really about it - I'm not too into sci-fi, but other than that I'm open.
Also, when you talk to yourself in your head or out-loud which person do you usually talk in 1st, 2nd or 3rd?
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it's probably a hack or something, but i just really want to know. T_T
Do you have issue with 'hover-moms'?
If you have kids, what's your parenting style?
This year....he hasn't invited me over to his parents house. We havent even spoken of it unless it was me who brought it up.
He also hasn't been inviting me over to his family functions since around Halloween. :|
I'm beginning to get a bad taste in my mouth here.
I talked to him last night and he said it was because he hasn't been spending enough time with his family. :|
What do you think?
Do you ever go to you're family reunion?
What do you hate about it?
Do you wish you hadnt gotten it/gotten the iphone or blackberry?
Is the internet as unreliable as I think it will be due to wi-fi problems?
My family is making Thanksgiving dinner, and I want to make something besides my usual mashed potatoes and green bean casserole. What's something generally easy, but FUN and unique I could make?
My friend is back up at school with no one to have Thanksgiving with. What's something funny/sweet I could do for him on Thanksgiving from 350 miles away?
How many of you usually order take out on Thanksgiving Eve?
Everyone, what is for dinner tonight?
What is one thing you can't live without?
Where is the most exotic place you ever had Sex?
What sexual lifestyle do you like best?
What won't you do while having sex?
Do you know anyone with one?
How would you feel about your SO having a third nipple?
Are you at work today?
Have you read the Wizards First Rule?
Whats the last book you read that you just couldn't put down?!
When was the last time you were sick?
When you turn on the tv, what's the first channel you change to?
When you shift around while sleeping in the middle of the night, you notice that your SO pulls you closer every time move away. Sweet, yea/nay?
What's the cutest/sweetest thing your SO does?
Do things like that make you feel self-conscious, or do you not care?
What's something you hate that everyone else seems to love?
What's something you love that everyone else seems to hate?
If you say soup, could you specify which kind?
a) socially retarded
b) a proper way of communicating you have something funny to tell?
something personality wise?
Did you like doing them?
Did you have a cool group name? Was this group name mandatory?
What was it?
My friend and I are doing a presentation together. She is really tall and I'm really short. What group name shall we give ourselves?
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(I think everyone should be allowed at least one)
On the same subject, what's your favorite artistic medium? Your favorite piece of art?
How much do I look like I weigh?
And yeah, I don't have decently angled pictures, so fair warning if you're expecting a good post out of me. Which I'm sure most of you aren't anyway.
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For example, I plan on spending Black Friday cowering under my bed and hoping my mom and grandma don't find me.
I live close to my parents- via public transport I can be there in like an hour and a half. Originally the plan was to go there tonight- but I really dont feel like it. There are a lot of issues surrounding it, which are tl;dr but the crux is I'm at kind of a shitty place in life and my sister is a bitch. I told my mom I would come tomorrow instead- do you think its reasonable to arrive the day of if you live that close by?
And no, I'm not looking for validation I'm honestly asking, because I can still go there today.
Also, just 'cause I'm wondering, what're you doing for Thanksgiving? :D
For the girls: what are your pms symptoms every month?
Mine vary month to month... some months I get no symptoms, others I get physical pain, others I get depression, others I only get really bloated... It's insane, I hate it because every month is different.
what should I do to get rid of my depression?
also, do you know someone that got pregnant while taking the pill?
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Should I go to the store to get candy after dinner? If so, what kind of candy?
I don't really like milk chocolate.
I have Norton Antivirus, but it expired on this computer because I don't use it that much. When I did use it, I went to Facebook and a virus got on my computer. In order to update my Norton Antivirus, I have to get on the internet, so it's kinda a catch 22.
The reason I need that computer is because it is my laptop. The one I"m on now is a PC, and I need to work on the laptop with internet, sometimes outside my home. Plus my laptop has Microsoft Word on it and this computer didn't come with that.
Do you know how I can fix my problem without spending hundreds of dollars? I tried a Google search and either I searched wrong or didn't find anything productive.
I am amused that WTF and FTW use the same letters.
is there a kitchen gadget that you REALLY love and use a lot?
Are you making anything right now?
I just made a birthday cake for my dad (yellow cake with chocolate chips) there are mushrooms cooling off for stuffed mushrooms and the beginnings of the stuffing!
What's the best hand made gift you can think of?
What types of treats can I make that won't spoil/can easily be transported (so nothing really messy or heavy) that I can make in large quantities?
Also, what's something you think is overrated? A college education, and especially graduate school
What the hell do I wear? Is a nice sweater and slacks okay? Gah.
Where do you see yourself in ten years?
If you are dating someone, how did you and your lover meet? Did you know right away that you were going to date eachother in the long run, or did it suprise you that it happened?
I think my 2 biggest fears are being single forever, and not living my life to the fullest.
I see myself living in the northend in Boise, Idaho in ten years. Married and possibly with a child
I'm not dating anyone, so this question doesn't pretain to me.
What percentage of your socks have holes or stains?
He wants to get me something for Christmas, but I am bad at telling people things to get me that aren't expensive. I like thinks that are glittery, the color orange, things that are fuzzy, and I am a ballet dancer. What the hell would you think of getting me?
What are you getting for your SO?
i've liked this guy for a while but i knew from his facebook that he was seeing someone. so i didn't make a move. well, i haven't checked facebook in a while and he never talks about his girlfriend. today we were hanging out and he came on to me and long story short we had sex. i figured he must have broken up with his girlfriend. i mean, i usually don't go asking everyone before i date them or kiss them if they're single cause i assume they are.
well i just checked his facebook and he's still listed as in a relationship and she left him a comment earlier today saying "i love you so much baby"
WHAT DO I DO?
What if you knew it was for murder?
What if you knew the person was being framed and absolutely didn't do it?
So you suddenly find yourself in Hell. No, I don't know how you got there, maybe you're pulling a Dean Winchester waiting for Castiel to come rescue your ass, maybe it's just been one of those days.
Who would you be most surprised to find there?
How about not at all surprised to find there?
Okay then, how about OMG WHY ISN'T (BLANK) HERE? THAT IS SO EFFED UP! HE/SHE TOTES DESERVES TO BE HERE!
My son would like to know, who on here likes cheese?
who doesn't have any plans for Thanksgiving?
i work 9:15 to 3:15. double time, bb! and i have no plans. i'll probably order pizza or something, idk.
For those of you who work retail, period, how long did it take from job interview to orientation?
Should I be less upset and angry than I am at them pushing back my orientation twice now, and this time they haven't even CALLED me yet?
Anybody else really need a nap? Sick of family? Constipated? Wanting to leave the house but would feel bad doing so?
HOW ARE YOU TONIGHT*?
*yes I am USA-centric
If you could visit/live in any other country, what country would you choose?
(A rider is the list you have of specifications for you to play a certain venue)
Alternatively, what shoes are you eyeing?
srs and non-srs
tell me something to cheer me up?
EDIT: i need a smoke! what do you smoke.
me: marlboro light (8.05 euro if ya care)
where do you think i can get some decent weed on short notice?
wats some mindless shit i can watch on youtube?
so when is this thanksgiving thing you all do?
Should I eat turkey or ham first tomorrow?
When was the last time awkward turtle came to visit you?
probably not but worth a shot right?
Will your feelings change of America if Twilight surpasses the box office totals of The Dark Knight, and becomes the highest grossing movie of 2008?
Will your feelings change of America if Twilight surpasses the box office totals of Titanic, and becomes the highest grossing movie of all time?
When you have your period do you have a stomachache from hell, too?
Do you take anything for it/ have any secrets to make it stopppp?
Was it rude of me to write "YOU ARE SO OLD" on my dad's birthday cake that I made for him? He's turning 50. What should I have/what would you have written?
and, by the way, How are you?! :)
(Not to be confused with a macaroon or macaroni)
Do you know of anyplace I can order some? I am in California, btw.
when was the last time you felt like an epic failure? what happened?
I think mine could be improved. =/
anyway, i really want to hang out with him but i'm not sure how to go about asking him. i'm about the most anxious person i know and so i never know how to initiate these things.
should i just ask him on his facebook wall? should i see if the number of his i have still works despite the fact that i haven't called him in over 3 years?
the thing that's tripping me up is when i hang out with new people or people i haven't seen in a long time and it's just the two of us, i can't figure out what we should do and i'm afraid things won't go well and i won't be entertaining enough. i also don't have a car and i'm always worried that's going to cause annoyance for people. like, i don't expect them to drive us anywhere, i'm perfectly fine with the bus. but i feel like since i'm initiating the hangout i have to take care of stuff like transportation and i can't.
is anyone else like this?
am i putting too much pressure on myself?
TQC, WHY AM I SO NEUROTIC?
What's the song you've been listening to on repeat lately?
What does the last text you sent say?
Is the heat on in the room you're in?
What's the last kind of tea you drank?
How do I get Myxertones to send the file to my phone as a picture message, not a link?
It took long to say
I wish i never knew you
UGH so not looking forward to this.
EDIT!!!!!!! didn't want to offend people : )
What's the best free trial cd burning program to download?
I'm downloading Nero right now and it's taking forever...
Also, if you are a turkey eater...
WHITE MEAT OR DARK MEAT?
I am going to see Amanda Palmer in concert next week- jealous?
(Amanda Palmer = singer of the Dresden Dolls)
Have you been able to see your favorite artist/band in person?
Have you ever shown someone off of LJ / TQC something funny you found on here?
Was their reaction positive or negative?
Do you ever feel or think that your teachers/professors recycle their jokes for every class they teach in a day? What I mean is, if a teacher makes a joke that ties in really well with the material being taught, or if they just make a joke in general, do you ever wonder if they've been making that same joke for every period that day, or even for every period for the past few years? I mean, they teach the same lesson each day. Maybe they tell the same jokes and make the same amusing remarks as they go through those lessons with each class.
What say you, TQC?
Matt Roloff makes me so angry.
Do you experience panic attacks?
How are they, if you do?
Who is your least favorite Muppet?
What is your favorite Muppet related movie/show/whatever else there is?
What percentage of your account capacity are you using?
What theme are you using?
I've got 7% filled and I'm using the candy theme.
ETA: You guys are awesome! Thanks for all the advice!
He would also like to know which part of your body you would eat and what food you'd imagine you were eating.