2) How do you procrastinate?
October 28th, 2008
2) How do you procrastinate?
Who else would I be talking to?
I dont know, is there anyone else here?
Does it look like it?
Is anyone else here? What do you think?
What do you think I think?
Are you going to say something already?
I may, but it depends, will you anwer my question?
What is that?
Do you like white castle?
That burger place with small burgers?
If thats what your thinking, mabye?
What do you think of that place?
What do you think I think of that place?
Are we going to do this again?
I dont know, are we?
Can you just tell me if we is so I can leave?
What if I dont want you to leave?
Should I call 911 on you?
Do you think you should stop asking me question and do something already?
Is it illegal?
What exactly does it do?
Anyway, I'll post a picture and you post a caption to it. I'll pick the top five and then everyone here can vote. Winner gets to be famous on the internet (or at least TQC) for five minutes.
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Caption submission will end at 10am est Tuesday.
What is your caption?
Mine does... normal, yes/no?
man, i love sunny.
How many apologies (for the same thing; has not been fixed) are too many?
Do you think people actually change?
Like after having watched a season or two, you decide you just cannot continue?!
I think the only show I stopped watching was Lost because it got ridiculous. Apart from that I can't stop, no matter how bad they get. I still watch One Tree Hill because I liked it FIVE YEARS AGO when I was 14...
What should I do to prove to everyone in the world that I'm a real man?
did you like it? why or why not?
if you don't care:
do you prefer a sweater with a zipper or buttons?
do you think math/number 'laws' are, without doubt, universally true? why or why not?
What's is the essence of TQC and it's purpose?
I'm going to have a roommate. I know she doesn't smoke, I've seen the house and the pets, I get to paint and hang things in my room. What things should I ask her to get to know her living habits a bit better?
Will you tell some roommate horror stories so I know what to avoid?
My cousin recently adopted a young girl from China- who happens to be deaf. In an effort to help her learn English, could you record yourself saying encouraging things about America and this county's acceptance of her disability HERE?
**Fixed the URL- sorry guys :)
Aren't Kettle Chips the best? y/y What's your favorite flavor?
What is your favorite food that's indigenous to the area in which you live or are from?
Where do you spend most of your money?
Do you want to get married?
What is the answer to that question?
How often do you laugh? Are you easily amused?
What was the last tqc post that made you laugh?
I laughed so hard at this post. I wasn't expecting such options. P:
What time is it where you are? What are you getting ready for?
Now that Pogostick has a name, why are all my animals named after inanimate objects? So far I have Motorboat, Pumpkin, Pogostick (Pogo for short), and Bubbles.
Do you consider yourself a "morning person"?
Do you lay out the clothes you intend to wear the next day before you go to bed?
Anyway, if I get a rename token, is my old name attached to my new name in any way? Or will it just say my old name is deleted?
And what should I rename my journal? candy and sugar were already taken and that's what I wanted >:|
What am I doing wrong? How do you make sure you wake up in the morning?
What is a thing you've given up?
This was depressing! Will you tell me about a person you love?
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2)Have you ever smurfed in a place you shouldn't?
3)How many smurfberries can you eat in one sitting?
Whats the shortest a skirt can be before becoming a big belt?
How short can pants be before they become shorts?
Who likes short shorts?
Say the words "FAIRY" and "FERRY" out loud.
The way you pronounce them, do they sound the same?
Where are you from?
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I just bought a new home this summer. It has hardwood floors upstairs. The hallway had a carpet runner fixed to it, so we ripped it up cuz it was all stained and nasty. Turns out the floor underneath looks great. The stairs also have this same stained carpet on them but we dont know if there's hardwood under it. We cant afford to recarpet them now.
Do you think I should just get crazy, hope for the best, and rip it up anyways?
When you have company what are your focus areas when cleaning?
Upstairs bathroom, kitchen table, and LR coffee table
Also, do you buy your music?
Are humans meant to be monogamous?
Why do people get married? For what reasons would you get married?
Can there really be no expectation of only marrying once (and staying married) in a lifetime?
Since it's clearly so hard to find someone one would want to be with for a lifetime, why are 20 year olds so eager to get hitched?
I believe people need someone else...one person to live with and share their lives with. Do you believe that?
Do guys pretty universally not believe in marriage, or am I just talking to the wrong lot?
Do you have anything else to say about marriage?
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2. Do you like Yo Yo Ma?
3. Is it snowing where you live? If not, when will it be? Ever?
4. What type of shoes do you prefer to wear? (sneakers, flats, etc)
How did it go?
Do you go to work when you're sick?
"I am looking to hire someone for light dusting and vacuuming of my two bedroom apartment, which should take approx 1 hour. This will be twice a week and the outfit will be provided which will consist of fishnet stockings, skirt and blouse, sexy but not revealing. There is no physical contact or sex involved. The rate of pay will be $300.00 a week. If interested please send a recent photo with measurements and availability. I am looking to start in November. This can be a long term or short term job."
also, who wants to bet on whether or not he washes the outfit?
Thinner by Stephen King
Deliver Us From Evie by M.E. Kerr
Sideshow by W.R. Thompson
2. What kind of phone do you have?
Currently I have a Samsung Blast, which I really love.
3. How many texts do you go through each month?
between 10-30k. I hate actually talking on the phone with anyone other than my mother, since she doesn't text, so I go through a LOT.
4. When did you first get a phone?
High school, sophomore year. I'm a college junior now.
5. Do you even have a house phone anymore?
No. My roommates and I all have cells, so it's pointless for us to pay additional money for a land line nobody would ever use.
How much would you pay for the perfect foundation?
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2) Do you watch 17 Kids & Counting? If so, do you love Amy? I do. I kind of want to join their family. What do you think of those guys?
3) Do you prefer making sweet, sweet love or having rough & wild sex?
4) Do you approve of me using 9 cups of cheese in 1 lb of shells for homemade mac n cheese? (I know YOU do hexkitten)
5) If my hair guy charges $55, is $10 enough of a tip?
6) Do you dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
I asked my gyno about it and her answer was simply "HORMONES!"
I've never experienced this before and it's painful and annoying.
Have you ever switched doctors? Do you have to contact them and have them send your files to your new doctor, or do they just sort of start fresh?
What was the last thing you put in the oven to cook?
I'm making a cabbage/tomato/veggie casserole. It smells FABULOUS.
but what should i use to make the shell??
i thought about getting one of those circle sleds and painting it brown but i'm pretty short, i think it might end up being problematic. right now i'm thinking about just getting more brown fabric and having a flat shell.
Who would win in an epic voice off; Stephen Fry or Morgan Freeman? Or do you have a write-in candidate that you would like to add?
On the flip side, who has the worst voice out there? Like nails on a chalkboard.
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these questions obviously only apply to people who have had mono...
so... if you've had mono...
how old were you when you had it?
what symptoms did you have?
how long did your symptoms last?
were you able to track down who you got it from, and how?
and lastly... have you given it to anyone since you got better? like have any of your boyfriends, or girlfriends, gotten mono about a month or so after you started dating? most of them? one of them?
Do you eat Top Ramen? Do you use it in recipes? If so, which recipes?
If Ugg boots aren't water resistant then what good are they in the snow?
Why or why not?
If you don't care:
So what do you think about me?
What about Belize?
how much in your savings account(s)?
how much debt do you have?
what bills do you pay each month?
what state do you live in?
what do you do for a living?
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should you really not listen to anything i say because i've got one tit bigger than the other?
I no longer consider myself a Republican (although I don’t think I changed my registration). I share many conservative values, yet I do not believe that either party is the real solution to our issues. I like many of the goals of the Democrats, but don’t think caring for people and sharing can be legislated.
I am deeply troubled by Senator Obama’s plan to “redistribute” wealth. The government (which represents us) doesn’t have the right to take money that one person earns and give it to someone else who didn’t earn it. This is driven by class envy and is a socialist idea. Everywhere this has been tried it disincents hard workers from producing since it will be taken from them anyway.
I admire Senator Obama’s ability to communicate and his intelligence, but this one issue may be the deal killer for me.
Honestly, I’m not sure I’m even going to vote this year. We’ll see.
What can I say to him?
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1. Have you ever heard of Slydial?
2. How often do you want to call someone and just leave a voice message instead of actually speaking to them or texting?
3. If someone calls you, you don't answer and they don't leave a voicemail, do you usually call them back?
I've never actually done it before, and I'm thinking of doing it today.
When was the last time you got a haircut?
My store is super empty today and I'm getting sick of listening to the crappy music on the work iTunes, should I just play music off myspace pages instead, even if customers might prefer Rilo Kiley to Creature Feature?
Has anyone really raised your ire on LJ lately? I had someone argue with me yesterday that it's OK to make AIDS jokes to people who have lost loved ones to AIDS. Was I being oversensitive?
1) Do you get the munchies when you're having your period?
2) What do you crave the most? I've been wanting to scarf doughnuts... which I have, delish!
3) Have you tried any appetite suppressants? what works for you best?
4) Does coffee make you jittery?
Gracias, ladies and gentlemen.
Also, if you were voting in an election based solely on one issue, what issue would that be?
If you don't feel like reading tl;dr
How often do you read tl;dr?
Do you think people will speak in internet abbreviations in the future?
EDIT: FOUND! http://www.realclearpolitics.com/Presidential_04/wv_polls.html
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okay you go.
Would you get upset is someone hotlinked an image of yours?
What if you paid for your server?
Are you good about not hotlinking?
What do you use to host images?
Is it okay to hotlink an image I made considering the host doesn't give me credit for it?
Ever tell a professor the reason you don't put a lot of effort into the assignments for the class is because you feel like it's wasting your time?
How'd it go?
How do you feel about assignments in a 200 level class that take 3 hours to complete (on a regular basis)?
If you could go anywhere on holiday, where would it be?
Will you post a picture from your last vacation?
I've been in bed all day feeling too sick to move from really bad cramps. I haven't eaten all day, therefore. I feel like I could potentially be quite nauseous. My options for food are to go get some Chic-fil-a or wait another 4 hours and go to the cafeteria and eat equally greasy food, or just not eat at all. I don't have soup or access to soup and I'm too po' for that anyway. 8( What do I doooooo? I'm hungry but I don't want to eat grease and just end up feeling sicker.
2. Have there ever been nudie pics of you online?
3. What do you think the chances are you will get drunk on Friday?
should I send him a message???
what do I say? "Hi, I was spying on your laptop in front of me, don't turn around, but I'm totally LJ stalking you."
edit// update has been posted to tqc_updates
Feist - Let it Die
They run the gambit from concert tees to tees from old organizations in college I was in and some from old jobs. And yes, I am one of those people who has an emotional attachment to clothing (or else it's really comfortable, I can't tell anymore).
So what should I do?
SRS AND NON-SRS PLS.
Addendum: also, how do I sort through them?? Which ones should I keep? HALP.
My bf and I haven't done it in about a week -- our anniversary was on Sunday and we didn't even do it THEN! I should greet him in a sexy outfit when he gets home and DEMAND it, y/n?
So what should I go as? My only requirements are that I need to be able to fit the costume in a backpack, and put it on in a toilet cubicle. And I'm fat, so no slutty cat/vampire/pumpkin/etc.
Link intended for reference only.
Can you rewrite that question in a way that makes me sound less like a pretentious tool?
Oh, Edit: What exclusions usually knock you out?
My roommate keeps picking fights with me for no reason. She also enjoys calling her boyfriend and having sexy phone times at 2:00am when I'm trying to sleep. TQC, what should I do about this?
And if you really don't care about my roommate issues, what's your favorite halloween candy?
I made it about 10 minutes in before their comments made me turn it off and go home (my Tuesday night routine is dinner/NCIS/House at their place).
for the men: really, what do you think about a women's monthly bleeds?
If not, is there any ghost pictures that creep you out?
How much is that sort of pumpkin (traditional Halloween) where you live?
Also, if you were going to a wedding that was about an hour and a half away (around 90km/55 miles), and someone else was driving you there, would you offer them some money for petrol? If so, how much?
I think petrol is around $1.25-$1.30/litre at the moment, and I have no idea how much petrol would be used for a three hour round trip. The driver will be going to the wedding whether I'm in the car or not, but I think it'd be rude to not offer some money. I was thinking between $10 and $20. Would that be too little/too much/just right?
Alternatively, what is a song that brings you happy feelings and why?
My boss really really pissed me off and in response to my email she wrote me the really condescending email. (Both enclosed)
How do I blow off steam? How do I refrain from sending her a passive agressive email in response?
If I did send her the passive agressive response what would it be?
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Do you alter/decorate your computer any, like putting stickers on it or whatever? If so, what do you put on it?
hooray, free food information!
are you going to get one?
do you even like taco bell?
if you do, what's your favourite food from taco bell?
Given the previous but now nullified federal laws, how would you argue that an ever-expandable money supply like fiat currency is a just weight and measure?
i really want to learn some more languages
so i went to the rosetta stone website and was shocked by the price tag... know any good language softwares on par for cheap? or any good book series?
(if it helps i was looking into arabic, spanish, hindi, and/or japanese)
Know any other languages? What are they? How well do you know them?
Any others you want to learn?
Were you forced to learn a language during elementary, middle/junior, or high school (or whatever your equivalents are)? Did you enjoy it? Do you still know it? Did it make you want to learn more languages, or never learn a new one?
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What was the last book you read, did you like it?
Do you want to recommend me a book?
How much would you pay for this dining room table?
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If you have no idea what I'm talking about whats your favorite halloween treat?
Do they do beggars night or just normal trick or treating where you live?
Whats your best beggers night joke? (beggars night: The night the children trade a joke for a treat. (Apparently, our area is fairly unique in that the children have to do a "trick" to get a treat.) )
What's the difference between a lover and a fuckbuddy, if you think there is one?
I was discussing this with a friend earlier, she insists they're the same thing, whereas I think "lover" implies an emotional connection and fuckbuddy is simply someone you sleep with when you're horny.
Does anybody remember in 2003ish when Christina Aguilera gained a bit of weight and there were photos of her performing at this small venue wearing what I remember to be a tan Dickies "work" outfit but I could be remembering wrong
Also there was a photo of her in a plaid punk girl skirt from when she first gained the weight that made everybody go "buh, is that even really her?"
Can anybody help me find the photos or direct me to where I might find them PLEASE?
i asked my uncle this and he said, "the pleasure i get from chocolate comes before mice getting tortured." should i hate him?
are people who are vegetarian more likely to be against animal testing?
also, i sliced my hand on the side of a mirror by accident earlier. there's a slice just below my little finger/in between the last two. it's really raw and deep and hurts SOOO much. it's hard to use a knife when eating or type. should i just try to use it less? is it hurting because i'm using it?
(besides anything from Marquez)
What's your special purpose?
Its a definite possibility that I will end up in Seattle for university.
Just wondering for those of you who are in the seattle area what your cost of living is like?
And for those of you who aren't in the seattle area... any tips for getting into university? or any advice on University in general?
2)If you were born with a nose like Pinocchio and it grew approximately one half inch or one centimeter for every lie you told, how long do you suppose it would be at the age you are now?
Have you started Christmas shopping yet?
How old is McCain really?
Would you like this American election to be over already too?
Aren't there like, a bazillion types of orchids? What kind should I get her?
Also, is it possible to buy one flower that isn't one of those prom thingies?
what's your favorite one-liner joke?
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Does it bother you when someone says "Que-pon?"
Do you use coupons when you go shopping?
If so, what item(s) do you use them on the most?
Anyway, so time for a question...
What is your favorite comfort food? In other words, when you just have a crummy day, what is a food that just makes you all warm and happy inside? Mine would have to be my mom's potato cornflake casserole (apparently aka funeral potatoes).
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I am so bummed. Why do all of these awesome people have to be unfaithful bastards? Like Billy Clinton! Such a shame.
EDIT: I just found this quote online...
Martin's advice in Ebony, placing the responsibility for an affair on a wife's shoulders: "When a woman asked what to do about her husband's extramarital affair, King told her to think of what the other woman might have to offer that she did not. What faults of her own might make her husband look elsewhere? "Do you nag?" King asked her."
Source: "Bearing the Cross" by David Garrow, p. 104
Have you noticed Samoan men all come in one of two shapes?
Can you guess them?
When was your last dentist appointment?
Do dentists really understand your responses to their questions asked while mid-clean/drill/other?
I don't know if anywhere other than scotland uses that grading system, but hey it's worth a shot.
What was the last (semi)creative thing you made?
What pop culture thing or gadget do you feel you are out of the loop on?
I just moved into my first house and am loading up on free samples like laundry detergent, and shampoo.
What are you going to do when lj shuts down for maintenance?
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I cannot see the dancer moving counter-clockwise!
What sort of flash mob would you be part of?
2] What was the last board game you played?
C] Why do you think I am eating so much lately?
1. Is this a dumb idea? (If yes, please skip the rest of this set of questions.)
2. Is there any way to make cat makeup look less feminine than it tends to?
3. What cat macro should he be?
If you think this is a dumb idea, or just don't feel like answering, I'm going to be a peacock. How should I do my makeup? Bright eyeshadow? No extra makeup?
Are you playing FABLE2?
What game system(s) do you own or play regularly?
What would your ideal job be?
Do you like the idea of REDBOX?
Have you used a REDBOX?
note: my car is called a civi because the previous owner broke the last c off the plastic "civic" on the trunk. i <3 my civi!!
"Upper class parents may not always raise their children directly. Sometimes they relinquish power of discipline over to a separate caretaker—a grandmother, a nanny, an uncle, etc. Children who are disciplined often know not to do something again."
1. Am I fucked?
2. Have you ever been fucked before?
i need another class for next semester and i'm not sure which one to take. i've narrowed it down to dream psychology and just general psychology
the dream class is something i am REALLY interested in, but i don't know who the professor will be (and there are a lot of shitty profs at my school) and its a night class so i'd be at school for pretty much 12 hours, with a 3 hour break while i'm at work.
the general psych one is not quite as interesting as the dream one, but would still be fun and cover more topics. it fits into my schedule a lot better and i've heard the prof is AMAZING.
which class should i take?
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What is your favorite all time candy?
What is your favorite Valentines Candy?
What is your favorite Easter Candy?
What is your favorite Halloween Candy?
What is your favorite Christmas Candy?
isn't anyone in the medical community absolutely horrified by the way Dr Rey speaks to his patients?
i haven't had a surgery in like 6 years but i very distinctly remember, no makeup, no hair products, no nail polish, i don't even think i could use normal shampoo the night before. why are there women coming out of surgery in full make up on this show?
sex.. with mom and dad:
what the fuck is up with some of the things they have to do?
one of the tasks on this episode was like, basically just chat with your mom about when you each started masturbating and what you do. they have also had questions about anal and what they prefer and stuff like that. i understand they're trying to make them comfortable but WHAT THE HELL it seems incredibly inappropriate to be like "hey mom how many dudes have you blown and what's your technique?