October 27th, 2008
i'm always afraid there's just something about me that screams weirdo and creeper and other terrible things that guys can sense, like dogs and high pitched noises, that i'll never know about.
I spread honey butter on toasted wheat bread and put honey ham and american cheese inbetween. sounds simple but it is so delicious. the honey butter tastes amazing.
what's the last thing you made that was really really yummy?
If so, are you well known in the ways of MatLab?
If so, are you willing to help me out?
2. when is the last time you bled? (menstruation doesn't count!!)
2. i just got a bloody nose. :( i was washing my face in the shower and i guess i was scrubbing too hard because somehow my nail scratched the inside of my nose. now it's all bloody. gross.
I feel like such a retard because I never know what to order...
What do you usually order at a bar?
What do you suggest I order next time I go?
How do I feel less like a retard next time I'm at a bar?
Orange juice + Vodka = Screwdriver or Sex on the beach?
Me and my friend we can't decide who's right.
Here's a little background history on the situation im in:
My friend Jessica asked me and another girl Vanesa to move in with her for the school yr. Our rent is 2400 a month for a three bedroom, three bathroom townhouse (master bedroom, and a bedroom with a bathroom on the top floor, one bedroom with a seperate bathroom on the middle floor) It also includes a two car garage (tandem).
So Jessica wanted the Masterbedroom and offered to pay $1000 a month for the master and one of the parking spots in the garage. Vanessa and I spit the $1400 and rotate weekly for the second garage spot.
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The cats are on a vet recommended feeding plan because they are fatties. So getting more food is not an option for them.
1. How easy are you to be picked up?
2. How do you like to be hit on?
good sites for free samples of random stuff?
am i the only person that thinks this looks retarded?
i am? o ok, well i guess I'll be the lonely square that doesnt have ear lobes that look like soggy onion rings when were all chillin in the nursing home.
Why shouldn't anyone donate to them?
1. Should I take horseback riding lessons or fencing lessons?
If you don't care:
2. Are tattoos like Pringles? Impossible to have just one?
And if you don't care about that:
3. What do you care about?
Does it make you cry?
Why does every guy I know love that movie?
2.What song are you currently obsessed with?
3. What do you think of Postsecret?
Have you helped him get laid yet?
Do you think it's real or a sham (since the home site is in spanish)?
share your stories.
do you think there are any cults that could actually work or make progress?
do you think only weak minded people could be lured into a cult?
For me, it's thunderstorms.
men: are you participating in No Shave November?
ladies: are the guys you know participating?
Has your Halloween costume ever gotten you into trouble?
what color is your hair right now? what color is your hair naturally?
how would you divide the rent?
Are the aliens fucking with my modem again?
- eta re the first part: they still help you get yours, just not by making sure to let you finish FIRST
1. Which is more weird:
a person that has a bunch of framed photos lining their shelves in their bedroom of people they care about, but they are not in any of the photos with them.... or a person that has a bunch of framed photos lining their shelves in their bedroom of people they care about, and they are in every single photo? or my two year old who is stuffing a polar bear down her diaper?
On a scale of 1-5,876 how annoying are you?
What is one thing you require of your friends online? How about irl?
Do you think that people who were homeschooled are wierd? (As in lacking the proper skills to effectively function in social situations or otherwise...like Mormon)
I hit a random button on my laptop and now my brightness is down to 25% and I can't see anything. How the fuck do I fix this? It's a Sony Vaio if that helps.
Accidentally fixed it. Hmm.
Instead, do my research for me: what do you think are the biggest problems with U.S. drug laws today?
Bonus question: if you are butthurt about the responses someone is getting to a question you didn't ask because the answers differ from yours, you should make an entirely new post discussing this: y/n?
I'm convinced I've seen something like it before, but can't find anything on it.
Should I skip my classes after I get off work at 6:15 and sleep till 11:15 when I have to get up for a doctors appointment?
Further factors include - I am getting Ds in both classes and am dropping out of school after next semester and retaking the courses at a community college.
Should I eat mini pizza-puffs or Honeycomb cereal for breakfast?
Say a single parent with kid moves in with two adults. The kid doesn't have an income, obviously.
Would the rent be divided by three, thusly the two other adults are sort of pitching in for a kid that isn't theirs.... or would the mom pay 50% and the other two adults pay 25% even though the kid is just a kid?
Would it make a difference if the mom/kid shared a room or if the other two adults shared a room?
I rescind my post because I have decided that goop is cool and she took this all in good fun. Which totally ruined my morning >:| kidding, kidding :)
What was the last thing you ate?
2. What was the last thing that made you laugh? Details please.
3. When you were a child, what was your SUPERPOWER?
I bought one (well, bought by proxy as my mum was the one at the store, but we have an arangement to pay back the money) yesterday for $860 AU (US$700-ish I think), it is a 26 inch screen and has a DVD module built in (which means it can be removed if it breaks down), and has two HDMI inputs.
So, who here has an HDTV, and what are its specifications?
I love Lucky Charms. The marshmallows get me!
What have you tried using for a bowl of cereal besides non-flavored milk?
I've tried water, orange juice, and clear soda. Using water was the most tolerable.
do you still like that food now?
do you like cold or hot weather? whats the weather like where you live right now? whats it normally like? how many times has this been asked already?
do you wear socks? i personally dont like them that much. i dont wear sneakers so yeahhhhh. unless its cold, then i like socks.
2. Do you feel you're more motivated by INTERNAL influences, or EXTERNAL?
2. Do you think tomato soup helps relieve certain ailments?
2. As for this girl I mentioned, I want to send her a gift in the mail, but she's allergic to flowers and doesn't eat candy much. What else can I send?
3. Should I sell my PSP and all the games for it (about seven) and use this money to purchase an XBox 360?
4. What's the best time of day to get drunk? What's the best day of the week to get drunk?
I found an amazing pair (so comfy that I only wanted those pants), but the store only had the one pair in my size. I asked the sales person if she would call the store in the next town over to see if they had a pair, and if they did, I would buy both pairs. She said that since it was a weekend, they don't call other stores to check stock.
Well, that made me mad, because she looked like she was lying. All jittery and shit. She offered to order me in a pair from the warehouse or whatever, but she said she didn't know when they would come in. I told her I needed them as soon as possible and she was still being difficult.
What would you have done?
I ended up letting her fill out the order form for the pants, and I'm thinking of going to the other location this morning before work to see if they have a pair AND to see if not calling is standard policy. Maybe this is bugging me more than it should.
Do you read fanfic?
If so, do you read slash?
If you do read slash, why do you like it? (Speaking myself as a huge slash fan)
And finally: What's your favourite pairing?
Where do you keep your condoms?
What is one thing you think is important to have in your house for guests?
_ _ _ _ _
Top bathroom drawer. This way guests can find them if they have an emergency, also the bathroom is just a handy place.
Under my bed in a tiny chest of drawers.
A hand towel. I hate when I go to someone else's house and they don't have a hand towel and I'm wondering whether I should wipe my hands on their bath towel or not :S
A picture I took of my mom and my younger brother playing their first gig together.
1. Heavy metal band?
2. Indie rock band?
3. Mainstream rock band?
4. Alternative rock band?
5. A classic-rock revival band?
6. (Your favorite genre here) band?
Do you think you are guilty of this?
Do you feel like you have to apologize for redundancy if you post a pic that you've posted a million times before?
Will you post a pic that you feel you are guilty of posting in TQC a supernumerary amount of times?
And will you post a pic that you've never posted to TQC before?
Can you share something that will make me less grossed out until I can get her back to the vet (probably not until tomorrow or Wednesday at the earliest)?
If you don't want to think about gross disgusting tapeworms, will you tell me what you're looking forward to? Anytime at all... today, this week, within the next month, within the next year, etc.
It's 2015 and a new law has been put into act in America. Unless you are 1/18th American Indian, you have to leave the country. There will be a blood test to determine if you can stay or go. The test will also tell you what country your ancestors where mostly from. If you have no American Indian blood in you then that is the country you will have to go to.
Do you think you would be able to stay?
How would this effect your family?
If you couldn't stay, what country do you think you would end up in?
2) What do you want for Christmas? Be as greedy and self involved as possible in your non serious/serious responses.
3)Whats your favorite part in 'Nightmare Before Christmas' ?
Black & red corset
Black and neon yellow tights
Bright red running tights
Assortment of random bandanas and scarves
White lab coat
Floor length black formal skirt (like this but in black with a shimmery overlay- I'm more than willing to cut this one up since I wore it once like 6 years ago and it's just sitting around)
I also have lots and lots of shoes, so I could probably find something I have to fit most any costume...
Olivier's one of the best actors of all time. For reals. I don't know who Gielgud is. Was he in High School Musial 3?
a: Cry my eyes out that somebody who knows who Olivier is doesn't know who Gielgud is, or
b: Cry my eyes out laughing at the image of Sir John Gielgud in High School Musical?
Best way to cure lesbianism?
Best way to cure homosexuality?
I'm trying to figure out what kind of Halloween costume this is...
do you wish on 11:11? or on shooting stars etc.? what do you wish on? or is that ~childish
2. Do you stay in character corresponding to your costume?
I try to
3. What is something you have to do today/tomorrow that you're really not looking forward to?
4. Describe your current mood in 1 to 3 words, please?
5. Do you make friends with animals that aren't your own? Any favorites?
Yes, I now know where all the neighborhood cats are, and like to take walks to visit them. They like me, cats recognize cat lovers :)
I favored most anything on PBS, especially Mr. Dressup,
Sesame Street, Electric Company, and Mr. Rogers Neighborhood.
Aside from PBS, the ones I can recall are Pinwheel,
Great Space Coaster, You Can't Do That On Television
and Fat Albert/Picture Pages.
This totally disallows invisibility, teleportation, and the ability to fly.
What do you think you would see?
2. What fun things do you have planned for this week?
3. Is there anything on your mind that you'd like to share?
Let's say you have a last-minute chance to show a film in the cafeteria during lunch and dinner on November 3rd, with goal of increasing voter turn-out. You friend suggests Michael Moore's movie "Slacker Uprising" but then you watch it and it actually blows.
What film do you show instead?
Do you have any weird body issues or pains that you should get checked out but don't?
Do you try to answer as many questions as possible, or do you selectively choose which questions you feel are good enough for you to answer? Sorry - or questions that you want to/feel like answering?
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WHAT THE HELL KIND OF JOB DO YOU HAVE WHERE YOU CAN BE ON THE INTERNET AT WORK?
can i have it? :(
2) What are you waiting for in the short term? What about longer term?
TQC, What can I do to make it up to him?
edit: Serious and non-serious answers are fine.
I just had $175 in cash in my hand. I went downstairs with my son to get something, ran out back, came back in, went upstairs, and I cannot find the money anywhere.
I ripped apart my couch and found: two full rolls of SweetTarts, a key to I have no idea, a half-bottle of Percocet prescribed to someone I have never met (wtf?) and assorted chapsticks and an old credit card. But my cash is missing.
WHERE COULD I HAVE PUT MY CASH?
Alternatively, how much can I sell this Percocet for to recoup my losses?
shinga FOUND IT AND I LOVE HER FOREVER!!!!!!!! You are awesome, TQC.
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I work in a law firm and the attorneys are really high strung. One comes in today flipping out because I said on the paperwork (we have sheets with who the memo's to and what needs to be done) that I sent out a letter, and there wasn't a copy in the folder for the records. After I get yelled at and have an anxiety attack, come to find out the woman I work with had taken the file from my desk while I was at lunch Friday, along with a few others, to help me out since I had a lot of work that day. No apologies were sent my way for flipping out on me when I didn't do it.
My questions are specifically about this part:
"Dr. William Schreiber, an internist in Louisville, Ky., at first said in an interview that he did not believe the survey’s results, because, he said, few doctors he knows routinely prescribe placebos.
"But when asked how he treated fibromyalgia or other conditions that many doctors suspect are largely psychosomatic, Dr. Schreiber changed his mind. 'The problem is that most of those people are very difficult patients, and it’s a whole lot easier to give them something like a big dose of Aleve,' he said. “Is that a placebo treatment? Depending on how you define it, I guess it is.”
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How did you pick them out?
ETA: Why all the canned fruit hate? :(
If and when you find yourself unemployed, what is your favorite way to refer to yourself as such?
how do I get this cat off me without terribly offending his majesty?
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if you choose to help, thank youuuuu.
i have to work :( no free candy for me
Do you have anything political in your room right now? What is it?
I have a "I'm pro-choice and I'm voting Obama" button on my desk and a "Vote No on Prop 102" sign on my wall.
How dumb would it be to do a saline sinus rinse two days after getting a nostril pierced?
How do you feel about hot chocolate?
Serious answers only, obv.
If you're not prepared to answer that, then what games do you like to play online?
I like NationStates, Pandemic 2, the TQC challenge thing, and Sushi-go-round.
Can you easily use the other if one "breaks down?"
What would you do if your designated "shift" breaks down?
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What is the best vampire movie you've seen?
What is the best zombie movie you've seen?
Have you heard of Mendez v. Westminster School District?
What did I do or what didn't I do? I know for sure that I didn't hide the remote this time...
Non-srs answers only plz.
Mine - I have a fear of winding up alone romantically, of not being able to find any one who wants me. It's irrational because I normally do seem to find people who want to date me (and often they're people I like as well). I have this fear in part because I'm an introvert who doesn't get to know many people, and also because I'm not very confidant in my ability to live life alone.
because I want to get one, but I am a bit of a fatty.
2. do you think color coding things is helpful or not?
3. should i make cookies tonight? i'd have to drive to the store/buy ingredients which would take a bit of time, not including making them.
If yes, why?
If no, why not?
If your reason is that you're not legally allowed to own one, if you could, would you get one? Why?
If you don't care -
What should I get at the fish & chip shop?
What sort of questions would you like to ask the Decemberists?
If you were to get one, what essentials would you shove in there?
I just bought this one. You likey?
TQC, do you think should I audition this year? Why or why not?
Bonus question: If your vagina was dressed, what would it wear?
If you could start up a terrorist orginization, what would you name it?
or do you say peace or later?
orrrrrrr some other variation of announcing that you're leaving?
are there any shops or businesses in your town that are conveniently placed near eachother?
the mortuary is right next to a flower shop, beside that is a church and up the street is the graveyard.
do you find that convenient? silly? do you give a shiat?
and any cute stories you feel like sharing?
can i borrow your children for halloween? i don't feel like being a typical 20-something partying. i want to bob for apples and do art projects and get to bed at a decent hour and stuff. anyone else getting this feeling?
Do you watch How I Met Your Mother? i don't really watch TV but my roommates have it on DVD so we gather round it. i just finished Season 2. Want to discuss?
What was the tipping point for you to do this with whatever your situation was?
I have a situation where I've been spoken to poorly and made to feel very uncomfortable repeatedly, but I don't want to look like I can't handle the situation or person. However, I'm afraid that if it blows out of proportion and I never said anything initially I'll lose some credibility if it does become an HR issue. Any advice?
My vote goes to Keanu Reeves.
If you admitted that you didn't really think you would be able to kill Obama but would die trying, would that be a cop-out? Are you really committed to your cause? Or are you just not trying hard enough?
How long would it take to decapitate 14 black people, and what tools would you use?
(the story, by the way)
do you want to say anything about that?
a) try and get it traditionally published - wait months for agents and publishers to respond, have the possibility of being denied, but have great exposure and guidance.
b) use a Print On Demand service for free and have your book available online immediately - have no exposure or guidance, but be available for sale around the world in online bookstores? (amazon, b&n, etc.)
1. Does anyone have a clue what this was? Please note it wasn't like an actual indoor barbeque.. there was no wire or coal or anything like that. It looked like a small square eletric cooker of some sorts.
2. Also, any ideas what I could do with a cooking pumpkin? I don't have a blender of any sorts so soup would be pretty damn chunky.
2. What class/subject have you always found very challenging?
3. What class/subject have you always found very easy?
My work gave me two tickets to a special pre-release party and screening of Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa. I never saw the first one. Should I watch it before I go? Can you just re-cap for me?
Interpret as you please.
Now, should it be "myself" instead of "me?" What do you think?
What is the name of your current laptop?
If you do, will you post your top 5 favourites and let us know WHY you saved them?
I know some people have doggie sweaters for when it gets cold or Halloween costumes, or idk.
What do you think about people who dress up their pets in clothes?
And while I'm at it... What does it mean to be a "workaholic"? Does it mean you're addicted to workahol? Same question for "chocoholic." ;]
PS. Don't answer that last question, actually.
I apologize. That question was really retarded and boring and kinda pessimistic. I have come up with a better question to replace it.
What makes your vagina smile? If you do not have ownership of any vagina, what makes your genitals smile?
When you borrow a pen, do you keep it?
I've loaned out three pens this week and everyone kept them...what the fuckkk?!
Are you having a snack right now?
I'm having hummus and green peppers
When was the last time you played hooky?
I skipped my four hour science class tonight!
Who is the best Bond, in your opinion? The worst?
How excited are you for Quantum of Solace?
If you're a terrorist and hate Bond, will you tell me about your favorite pasta dish?
How much does this disturb you?
Does it surprise you?
Lost your faith in humanity yet?
Does his website get you so pumped?
I really like those Dia de los Muertos skulls. they're technically not Halloween, but whatever.
If you are inhuman and do not like Halloween, what color do you feel like today?
Do you like dressing up, whether it be in a costume, or formally, or whatever? will you show me a picture of you dressed up?
Any idea what I'm talking about or where I could find photos of said nerdgasm?
Edit: Found it!
realultimatepower.net (Robert Hamburger!)
2. What's your favorite type of cheese?
3. Will you recommend a song to me?
4. How much do you hate Mondays?
Where did it go?? How can i bring it back??
What's your favourite flavour milkshake?
anywaysssss, what's a pretty bad pain you've felt lately?
who wants to makeout?