||[Oct. 26th, 2008|12:05 pm]
The Question Club
You're going on a road trip with friends to a city that's 3 hours away for a concert or something. You're all excited. However, one of the friends in the back ate a big bag of beef jerky before and for the entire duration of the trip, keeps blasthing the most noxious farts in the car. At first he/she was apologetic, but in the end, it was just INCOMING! and as a result, no one enjoyed the ride up. The concert goes well, the stay in the city is fun, and it's time to go home. You're driving. You're about to climb into the seat when you notice that 2 empty bags of beef jerky are laying there, and that friend has a big smile on his/her face. What do you do?
Get annoyed but put up with it. 3 more hours of contaminated air
Leave friend behind
Put friend in trunk
Let friend surf on top of car, a la Teen Wolf, all the way home
Insist friend stick ass out window the whole ride
You're playing around the internet when you get a call from a friend. He asks you to do him a big favor and do a transaction for his friend via online banking. They're not by a computer, see, and it's really important. He talks you into it. He then calls again 5 minutes later and asks you to do another transaction for that same friend of his. He talks you into it. Then 5 minutes later for a third transaction. He promises to make it up to you. You agree but that this is the last time. The next day, your friend shows up and gives you $3,000. "It's your cut. We robbed a bank yesterday and your help was extremely necessary. I couldn't tell you what was going on because then you probably wouldn't have helped. Enjoy!" How do you feel?
3k! This is awesome! I'm so happy
Extremely aggravated that I was used like that. I give him an earful, but I keep the money
Same as the above answer, except I don't keep the money
Very paranoid. I don't want to be linked to this crime at all! I refuse my share
Only $3,000! For this risk, I demand a bigger cut