Knowing you're in a sensitive state, your former rival, and president of a company that uncovered the scandal that left you bankrupt and with your hand down a fireman's pants and covered in what smelled like a combination of lighter fluid and grape jelly, approaches and tries to convince you to jump. He mostly convinces you by shooting at your feet like they do in those old movies. After managed to avoid enough bullets, you leap out at him and the two of you fight like men who don't really fight and do something that looks more like slapping.
As the fight goes on, you realize there must be
1- Use Dark Charizard?
2- Grab the gun and beat him with it?
3- Grab the gun and shoot him, because there are, in fact, still bullets in it?
4- Kill yourself via the cliff because you can no longer live with the sad truth that you will never again sell drugs to children?
5- Kill yourself because you need to go back to the last save point and pick up the shield?
6- Double-click the power cord?
What are the symptoms?
Would your answer change if you had a family? (spouse, kids, pets)
I would not stay if I were alone. I might give it a shot for a week or so, but knowing me I'd just freak myself out all the time and live in a constant state of paranoia. I think it would chill me to the bone to know that people had been killed in the very room i was sleeping in or something. If I moved in with a family, I might last longer but probably not much.
Do you have any stories about living with your friends? How about living in a dorm?
If you could just get up and leave right now, would you do it? Where would you go?
When was the last time it rained where you live?
My throat's scratchy. Is there anything I can do to head off the impending illness?
Do you watch The Oblongs?
What score did you get?
Mine was pitiful... 3 out of 11 haha.
What are some mini things that you think are cute?
Are you pee-shy in public, or can you go in front of a large group of people like that guy in the youtube video that's gone around recently?
Have you ever gotten caught doing something you shouldn't have been doing? Dish!
iSketch - how many ways have you found to make cock-and-balls relevant to the word at hand?
And, am I going to hell for guessing "south dakota" and "abortion" before "wire" when a picture of a coat hanger was drawn?
For me, it'd be watching my favorite Saturday morning cartoons, (Sonic and TMNT) flagging down the ice cream truck, jumping on the trampoline to see who could go the highest, exploring places we were forbidden to explore (like "the woods"), and playing flag football, hide and go seek, tag, and having water balloon fights.
Oh, and if possible as an added bonus, go to Toys R Us because that place was the bomb back in the day before it turned all crappy.
What should I dream about?
Am I dreaming right now?
What constitues an "invalid" person?
1:00pm-3:45pm - Social Psychology
I know this isn't a computer community but the computer community always takes a long time to answer and I want to download True Blood NOW.
Will you validate me in not crying during the Futurama episode with Fry's dog? I mean I know it's a really sad episode, but for whatever reason it did not touch my heart the way it seems to have done for others. I'm sorry!
2. what's the last cold thing you ate?
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i currently live halfway between buffalo and rochester, NY. i go to school in a town about 20 miles south of my house. rochester is about 25 miles east of my house, and buffalo is maybe 30 miles west (i really have no idea since i've been there less than five times). i currently have no job and am in school part time. i also still live with my parents and would like to move out within a year or so.
should i apply for part time jobs in my area (thus having maybe a 20 minute commute, maybe none at all if it's in the same town as my school) or should i try to get a full time job in rochester (thus having a 40 minute commute)? trying to find a job in rochester seems like such a good idea, but if i move out i might move around 12 miles west of my house so then rochester would be almost an hour away.
wtf should i do?!
also: how the hell do you make a resume? i worked at kmart part time for 5 months, and at walmart full time for 6 months. i don't exactly have anything impressive to offer besides myself and my personality and i'm worried i might not get a good job because of that. any advice?
eta: should i also apply at the temp agency in the mean time? do they do drug tests?
What's the last song you listened to?
What's your favorite cartoon?
Which of these songs would you recognize if you heard them?
What percentage did you get right?
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I've had stomach/bowel problems for a really long time, and everything used to rush out of me before I had my gallbladder out in August. Now I have to work for it, which I hear is normal.
I totally posted this in my personal journal by accident. Have you ever done that?
Edit: When was the last time you were really sick? How sick were you?
Off the top of your head, which year do you think you had the highest number make out partners, how old were you, and what was the number?
probably 2001-ish, 17, and probably around ten
2) What should I make for dinner?
who would you not say it to?
If so, why?
If not, what do you think of people like this?
What animals would you raise?
If you were in this situation would you stick with it in hopes that it would improve or drop it?
What did it depict? What class was it for?
If you had to take an art class, what would you want to do the most (paint, sculpt, stipple, etc.)?
What was the last thing that made you stop and appreciate life?
Will you post funny and cute things to cheer me up? I have a giant midterm that I need to study for but this is all I can think about.
What's the nastiest thing you've ever eaten or drank by accident?
show me your dream engagement rings please!
edit: question fail. what is your dream engagement ring?
it keeps telling me sites are up that are definitely down. (often gmail, right now couchsurfing.com)
if you could care less, what are your plans for the day?
Will you tell me about a friend of yours that is naive? What makes them so naive? Do you seek to educate them and if so, does that actually help?
i know i do.
Will my current, anti-social, female cats be upset if I bring him home? Will he stand a chance? (He is declawed, and they are not)
What should I rename this cat? (Demon is a ridiculous name for such a nice cat)
if it involves a giant peen on his cheek, might I ask, Metallic or Black?
what are you up to right now?
My cousin saw a shirt last week that said "yes we [picture of a can]". I want it, but i can't find it. Does anyone know where i can find such a shirt? or what combination of things i could google to find it? i keep getting stuck in the hundreds of regular yes we can shirts. Thanx!
I HATE being tickled..hate..but still I laugh (and beg and plead)..why?!
Do YOU like to be tickled or do you hate it with a passion?
How should I decorate my pumpkin?
If you have siblings, are you the ugly one of the bunch?
Where do you get your icons?
which of these DEVIL songs have you enjoyed...yanno, ever?
2: "Viles" is underlined in red. I went to dictionary.com to get the correct spelling but none of the other possibilities looked like viles. How is it supposed to be spelled?
The viles I'm talking about are the tube-line containers that they use in labs.
Was it on accident, or on purpose?
I just found out that my bf is buying me a ring for my birthday, on accident by updating my amazon.com wish list and not seeing it on there...but finding it in the "purchased" section. (He's the only one who knows I have one, but I use it primarily to remind myself to buy stuff I want later). I'm starting to wish I didnt know this now.
ladies, when you're in the shower how do you make sure you get all the soap out of your lady bits? do you just let the shower run or what?
i kinda splash around just to be sure. i'm always afraid i'm going to leave soap up there and get dry.
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Luckily, I don't usually have to write these. I've googled but haven't found something that fits the situation (a boss and it's for someone I don't know). Thanks in advance.
Please accept my heartfelt sympathies for the loss of your father. My thoughts are with you and your family during this time of sorrow. Please let me know if I can be of any assistance.
With Deepest Sympathy,
David Cross just talked to him. Why does all the cool stuff happen to him and not me? =[
What about restaurants?
What are some of your favorite scary movies? Not gory stuff, but good old holy-crap-wtf-sleep-with-the-lights-on movies.
I have a 3.16 GPA, and the director of my honors program just sent out an email saying that if my GPA doesn't get over a 3.30 by the end of this semester, I'll be knocked out of the honors program. The most I can boost my GPA by by the end of the semester is a 3.26, which is disgustingly shy. I am one of the most active people in the honors program, I did the most interviews for the rising freshmen last year than anyone else, I go to almost every activity I can go to, I love this program to pieces. I sent the director an email explaining how shy I'll be of the requirement and explained all I do for the program (he's a new director as of this year), and asked if there were any way that could be taken into consideration. I mentioned it in passing to several friends, and they all asked me why I "did something stupid enough as to email him about it", said it was a fairly dumb move. What do you think, TQC? Was it not acceptable for me to email the director? I feel like I should have, but now I'm beginning to wonder.
What the fuck, TQC?
Also, what should I have for lunch? I have leftover Mac and Cheese from Pizza Hut or half of a burrito from the best Mexican place in town.
2) When you're hungry to the point of feeling ill, what food does your body usually start feeling like it's craving? (for me it's pasta or fried food. Anything sweet when I feel like that will make me barf)
I sleep with my cell phone and a water bottle by my bed. And I stupidly left the lid of my water bottle open... Apparently I knocked the water over in my sleep because I woke up the next morning to see my water bottle on its side and my cellphone sitting in a pool of water.
2)How much do you pay annually in renter's or home insurance?
If you live with your parents or in a dorm or in an uninsured cardboard box, feel free to complain.
What was your GPA when you graduated? Did employers ask you for it?
Did you attend grad school?
Do you believe (a really high) GPA makes a difference at all if you're not looking to attend grad school right away?
eta: How high do you think a GPA should be to be put on a resume? Above 3.0? 3.5?
It's $2.99 here :D
When was the last time you were a follower?
When you stay at a hotel what's the first thing you do when you get into your room?
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My internet connection is fine, but facebook won't work on my laptop for some reason. I have to use the computers in the common room to get on. Is my laptop trying to force me to have a life? What should I do with said life?
What's the last lame thing that happened that bothered you?
What should my groups theme be?
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In that movie, who is your favorite non lead charecter?
Do you like the rain?
Has it changed since they went to the Euro?
Is it better/worse since I was there in Sep of '05?
BONUS: Can you spot Malta on a map?
Hypothetical. You have a friend who looks just like Johnny Depp or pre-mommy Angelina Jolie (depending on who you find sexier). They look EXACTLY like them. It's uncanny. Their job is impersonating Jack Sparrow or Laura Croft, but obviously lately, there hasn't been much need for either one of them and they needed money, and in this fictional scenario, you loaned them $1,000. When you inquire about the money, they come clean and say that they don't have it and are willing to maybe work out a deal. This person offers to have sex with you 5 times in exchange for the $1,000. You can have them dress up in any outfit you like, and they'll adopt any accent or persona of any of Depp's/Jolie's films. For the record, they're not great friends, and they're really sexy. What will you accept?
Hypothetical. Your SO comes to you one day and says that he/she has to leave the country ASAP. When you inquire why, you're told that they helped rob a bank. Your SO's cut was $20,000,000. It's only a matter of time before he/she is found and therefore needs to simply disappear. They ask you to go with them and disappear from your life as well. You'll live together as millionaires in the lap of luxury in some third world country with beautiful beaches and have all your wishes granted and will never have to work again, but you can't go back. If you say no, you'll never see your SO again. What do you do?
like mine feels the need to wipe her mouth on my pants every time she drools to much or after she eats. but i wuv her :D
2. If you were a superhero, what would your costume look like?!
3. Are you an alien?
I'm disgusted, upset, and angry, still, and it's constantly one thing after another latley, so TQC. It's not bad--yet.
What is worse than your dog/cat having fleas?
Has your pet ever had fleas? What methods did you use to fix it?
1a. do you wear concealer? if yes, what brand?
1b. do you wear foundation? if yes, what brand?
1c. do you wear blush/all-over color of some kind? if yes, what brand?
1d. do you wear eye makeup? (eyeliner, mascara, shadow, etc.) if yes, what brands?
1e. do you wear lipstick/gloss? if yes, what brand?
2. girls who use hair products:
2a. do you straighten/flat iron your hair?
2b. if yes, do you use a heat-styling serum? if yes, what brand?
3.guys who wear makeup:
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2.) Will Michael Cera ever stop playing the same character over & over again?
What do you eat after you're finally done having the flu/being really sick?
Does telling someone to hang upside down until they hear their stomach muscles popping sound like... poor medical advice to anyone else?
Today, a guy sat next to me who smelled kinda bad. Then a guy sat on the other side of me and also smelled kinda bad and would not stop shaking his leg. When he shook his leg it would jiggle my seat and I was jiggling the ENTIRE HOUR, while surrounded in a terrible fog of smelliness. I would have moved but every other seat was full. =[
Do you think George Bush secretly cuts himself from the pressure of having such a high power job?
*(Will you tell me ) What is one sexual *scandal you would love *to hear Dick Chaney was in*?
If George Bush killed himself one day, would you feel bad? Do you think someone would want a holiday made for him?
What should he say?
Would you take the deal?
If this affects your choice, the woman is nice looking, has big boobs and a great body.
Blue sequin suits, y/n?
What is something that your wardrobe needs?
Is it inspired by anyone?
(I want a site where I can sell greetings cards and prints rather than t-shirts... but shirts are good too.)
TQC, share with me your odd middle name stories?
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Those are my 35 cents.
What did you do to celebrate your last birthday? Who was there to celebrate with you?
If you have a pet, is it male or female? Did you specifically pick the gender, or not? If you did, why?
Do you have a celebrity look-a-like?
I've been mistaken for Sarah Palin 3 times today D:
I've seen the dudes use 'em, but never a woman. Mighty curious.
And if a female does happen to rock said pimp-cane, is it still called a pimp-cane or would it have another name? Madam Stick?
Can YOU rock the pimp cane?
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These things keep me up at night.
And you can either pick the age (between 7 and 110) or gender (male, female, transgender, mamafrodizite) of that person, which would you choose?!
age or gender?!
do you think usuing '?' and '!' at the end of a sentence togeather is stupid?!
2003 The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
2004 Million Dollar Baby
2006 The Departed
2007 No Country for Old Men
ETA My answers:
Little Miss Sunshine should have won
There Will Be Blood should have won
I didnt change it, I was in mid-sentance, and it's not a spelling error. It's also not the underline or color button, I've tried those. :(
Spelling errors and advertising fail aside, it got me wondering. How long does it take to prove one's value at a job anyway? I realize there's not a set in stone answer and it depends on the circumstances and whatnot, but I wanted to see what TQC had to say about this. What do you think?
Where do you live?
Do you like it there?
What is there to do for fun?
I want to move, TQC, and I need options :(
For those who don't care (which I'm assuming is most of you), what is your favorite dessert?
I like baked ziti with sausage!
I was training with them, had a family emergency and had to cut short my training. Should I go back?
Your input please. This is at the MN office.
Do you remember your first boyfirend or girlfriend, was it awesome?
What was a first of something that you really liked? how about something you didnt like?
What was my password again?
I want to download an interview and its not working. Blah.
It can be about anything.
Dudes, just found out my dad has a hold on his credit because of the wamu or whatever sale. Has any of the big sales of companies recently messed with your credit or effected you in some way?
I think this will be fun. If you have StumbleUpon, will you click Stumble and post the link to that first page that comes up?
If you don't have it, you should check it out.
Also, when you masturbate and you're totally alone, do you make noises? What noises? Do you speak? What do you say?
What's the most romantic thing you have done for someone else?
What's something that would really make you feel loved?
If you care to elaborate, name and species/breed/type please?
If you don't have a pet, what are you excited for this month?
(If you're excited for Halloween, what specifics are you excited for?)
How fast were you going?
How many have you accumulated in total?
Have you ever cried to an officer, and if so, did that get you off?
I got my first today because I was going 57 in a 40. :/
Who did you want to punch today and why?
Am I overreacting about the name, or would you want to punch him too? Justify me internetz.
How was your day?
I'm 19, I'm not in school, I'm rather adventurous.
WHAT SHOULD I DO!?!?
Pizza Hut: all I have to do is place an order online, but it'll cost me around $20. Plus tip. Egh.
Papa Murphys: Will cost $10 at the most, but I have to drive...it's getting dark out, plus I'm dizzy and sick. But I'd kill for veggie pizza.
Which one should I choose?
What I want to do is make a big words out of little words. I've Stumbled on a generator where you typed in the word you wanted to use and then the big word you wanted the little words to make. The little words made the shape of the big word. Is this making ANY sense to anyone?
Can any design people tell me if there is an official name for that? Can you help me find the right words to search with? HELP!!!
I've never cooked pork on my own before, so I am wondering...
What is your favorite pork recipe?
Any ingredients are welcome, I can get whatever I need at the store tomorrow before I start cooking.
(edit)I got pork chops with the bone still in.
What were their mascots?
What were their colors?
This is for scientific research, of course.
Know any good math jokes?
Like, for example, pi says to i "get real," and i says to pi, "be rational."
For $500, would you wear an unflattering Halloween costume to work/school? It would consist of a helmet, Wiggles t-shirt and big shoes with untied laces and mysterious yellow stains. Instead of pants, you wear a big diaper with unsightly brown stains around the bottom. On your shirt, there's a note pinned to it that reads I AM LEARNING IMPAIRED. IF I AM LOST, PLEASE CONTACT MY MOMMY. You can't cover up the costume and you have to wear it for the duration of your work/school day
What kind of music do your parents listen to? What of that music do you listen to?
What is your primary source for finding about new music?
I fell asleep with the TV on last night and woke up at 4:00am to an annoying infomercial. Have you ever bought anything from an infomercial?
What unflattering things go through your mind when you see a particularly skanky/skeezy individual? I once asked my mother when the last time was that her neighbor changed the oil in his hair.
What is "home" to you? I have a vanilla candle burning - the smell of vanilla just does it for me ever since I got a cat who likes to cuddle and always inexplicably smells like vanilla. First thing I buy when I travel and get to my destination is vanilla candles, to help me relax.
How much of a sucker are you for your pets? When I go to bed at night, I allow my cats to pin the blankets down on either side of me just because they want to cuddle at bedtime. Even if I don't particularly want to cuddle.
Am I the only one who finds a serious problem in the number of products and commercials designed solely into making people feel bad about how they look?
At least the cookware and stuff have entertaining infomercials.