October 6th, 2008


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Okay, my dog is freaking me out! Its about 12.30am and he was asleep on my bed. He just lept up and went to my bedroom door and pushed it open. Now he is stood at the top of the stairs and staring down. he also barked and this is quite rare for him to do in the house. I am really creeped out!! Is someone down there D:? Is it a ghost? WHAT DO I DOOO? I am such a wuss and i don't want to wake up my mum or sister. My dog is a big dog but a labrador so also a total wuss =/
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You find yourself, following a rather troublesome exile from your home and country, standing on the peak of a very large cliff. Below you are a large collection of jagged rocks that seem to be rather eager to become friends with you and your internal organs. You would go down and meet them, but you've heard they don't throw very good parties and you have work in the morning at your new job as "Male Prostitute In a New Town" (if you're female, assume it's a female prostitute. If you identify as something else, assume it's whichever naughty bits you have).

Knowing you're in a sensitive state, your former rival, and president of a company that uncovered the scandal that left you bankrupt and with your hand down a fireman's pants and covered in what smelled like a combination of lighter fluid and grape jelly, approaches and tries to convince you to jump. He mostly convinces you by shooting at your feet like they do in those old movies. After managed to avoid enough bullets, you leap out at him and the two of you fight like men who don't really fight and do something that looks more like slapping.

As the fight goes on, you realize there must be only one Highlander a victor. To bring the battle to an immediate close, will you:

1- Use Dark Charizard?
2- Grab the gun and beat him with it?
3- Grab the gun and shoot him, because there are, in fact, still bullets in it?
4- Kill yourself via the cliff because you can no longer live with the sad truth that you will never again sell drugs to children?
5- Kill yourself because you need to go back to the last save point and pick up the shield?
6- Double-click the power cord?
7- Cut off his head with your katana?
  • ujay

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Let's say you (alone) just moved into a house that you got a great deal on. The day after you move in, your neighbor tells you the reason why you got such a good deal was because the family who lived there before you was murdered in the home. Do you stay? Why/why not?

Would your answer change if you had a family? (spouse, kids, pets)

I would not stay if I were alone. I might give it a shot for a week or so, but knowing me I'd just freak myself out all the time and live in a constant state of paranoia. I think it would chill me to the bone to know that people had been killed in the very room i was sleeping in or something. If I moved in with a family, I might last longer but probably not much.
Miroku Turn

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My friends want me to move into an apartment with them next year when we all move to the main campus of our school. I'm kind of afraid of moving on my own. I want to live in a dorm for a little while... And I don't want to hurt their feelings, but frankly I think I would kill the both of them if I had to live with them.

Do you have any stories about living with your friends? How about living in a dorm?

If you could just get up and leave right now, would you do it? Where would you go?

When was the last time it rained where you live?

My throat's scratchy. Is there anything I can do to head off the impending illness?

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What are some good exercises that focus on inner-thigh jelly? I'm eating healthy and doing an overall body thing, but I'd feel better if I was doing something that made me feel like I was really targeting that area.
Blow Me

Bedtime post!

Is there anything better than the relaxation you get when you've just gotten rid of a really nasty headache?

Are you pee-shy in public, or can you go in front of a large group of people like that guy in the youtube video that's gone around recently?

Have you ever gotten caught doing something you shouldn't have been doing? Dish!

iSketch - how many ways have you found to make cock-and-balls relevant to the word at hand?

And, am I going to hell for guessing "south dakota" and "abortion" before "wire" when a picture of a coat hanger was drawn?
Worst Blind Date


If you could relive a day in your childhood, what sort of activities would in consist of?

For me, it'd be watching my favorite Saturday morning cartoons, (Sonic and TMNT) flagging down the ice cream truck, jumping on the trampoline to see who could go the highest, exploring places we were forbidden to explore (like "the woods"), and playing flag football, hide and go seek, tag, and having water balloon fights.

Oh, and if possible as an added bonus, go to Toys R Us because that place was the bomb back in the day before it turned all crappy.

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My boyfriend was just doing a random survey online to see if we would be good dog owners. One of the questions asked "Do old or invalid people stay with you?" The options were never, sometimes, often, and frequently.

What constitues an "invalid" person?
Bug-eyed Earl


When I run BitTorrent I can't go to webpages. They just sit there and do nothing. It didn't used to do this. I capped the down and upload speeds but it doesn't change anything. How do I fix it?

I know this isn't a computer community but the computer community always takes a long time to answer and I want to download True Blood NOW.

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O hai TQC!

Will you validate me in not crying during the Futurama episode with Fry's dog? I mean I know it's a really sad episode, but for whatever reason it did not touch my heart the way it seems to have done for others. I'm sorry!

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tqc i can't make life choices!

i currently live halfway between buffalo and rochester, NY. i go to school in a town about 20 miles south of my house. rochester is about 25 miles east of my house, and buffalo is maybe 30 miles west (i really have no idea since i've been there less than five times). i currently have no job and am in school part time. i also still live with my parents and would like to move out within a year or so.

should i apply for part time jobs in my area (thus having maybe a 20 minute commute, maybe none at all if it's in the same town as my school) or should i try to get a full time job in rochester (thus having a 40 minute commute)? trying to find a job in rochester seems like such a good idea, but if i move out i might move around 12 miles west of my house so then rochester would be almost an hour away.

wtf should i do?!

also: how the hell do you make a resume? i worked at kmart part time for 5 months, and at walmart full time for 6 months. i don't exactly have anything impressive to offer besides myself and my personality and i'm worried i might not get a good job because of that. any advice?

eta: should i also apply at the temp agency in the mean time? do they do drug tests?

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Which of these songs would you recognize if you heard them?

Time In A Bottle - Jim Croce
Laffy Taffy - D4L
The Bay - Nelly
Don't You Cry - Guns N' Roses
Sail Away Sweet Sister - Queen
We Didn't Start The Fire - Billy Joel
Clumsy - Fergie
Jesus Take The Wheel - Carrie Underwood
Hocus Pocus - ICP
Something - The Beatles
Break Stuff - Limp Bizkit
Rocket Man - Elton John
Country Grammar - Nelly
Ohio - Crosby, Stills & Nash
Joey - Concrete Blonde


Humuhumunukunukuapua'a - High School Musical
My Skin - Natalie Merchant
My Little Girl - Tim McGraw
Bossy - Kelis
Enter Sandman - Metallica
Leader Of The Pack - Shirelles
The Game - Disturbed
Swing - Savage
Blinded By The Light - Bruce Springsteen
Jump - Kriss Kross
Concrete Angel - Martina McBride
Bye Bye - Mariah Carey
People = Shit - Slipknot
Poison - Bel Biv Devoe
Sexy Can I - RayJ

What percentage did you get right?

  • dtriyh


Well, First someone wanted pictures of everyone's cellphones, someone wanted pictures of us to prove we were here, pictures of our cats, and pictures of us drunk. Will someone put some pictures of their genitals?

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  • neaira

This is a shitty question

On average, how long does it take you to poop?

I've had stomach/bowel problems for a really long time, and everything used to rush out of me before I had my gallbladder out in August. Now I have to work for it, which I hear is normal.

I totally posted this in my personal journal by accident. Have you ever done that?
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  • zaure

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What's the best way to entertain yourself when you're sick? I can't sleep, and I also can't walk more than two feet without feeling naseauted and wanting to faint.

Edit: When was the last time you were really sick? How sick were you?

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I'm tryin t'use the googles to figure out where to take my old lady for our annual gettin' hitched party but they ain't tellin me where to take'r. Where should I take the old bag?


I am attending a language class that gets out kind of late (9:35) and that I hate. I've been in the class for seven or eight weeks and have learned absolutely nothing except for maybe five new vocabulary words, and it's showing no signs of getting any better. It costs me nothing and doesn't take away from my social life but it's two and a half hours two nights a week and I just can't stand it. I haven't liked it since the beginning.

If you were in this situation would you stick with it in hopes that it would improve or drop it?
  • jezemel

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Have you ever created a diorama?
What did it depict? What class was it for?
If you had to take an art class, what would you want to do the most (paint, sculpt, stipple, etc.)?

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Today a professor informed our class that one of our classmates had died suddenly.  I didn't really know him, but the whole thing has me a little shaken up.

What was the last thing that made you stop and appreciate life?

Will you post funny and cute things to cheer me up? I have a giant midterm that I need to study for but this is all I can think about.
Hey you guys! I died!
  • richips

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is downforeveryoneorjustme.com full of crap? has it actually ever told you that a site is down?
it keeps telling me sites are up that are definitely down. (often gmail, right now couchsurfing.com)
  • jogas

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i'm tired! D: so tired that i feel sick. any suggestions on how to wake up and energize myself for the day? i'm kind of afraid caffeine might make me feel more sick, but who knows.
if you could care less, what are your plans for the day?
me - with gun
  • shinga

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Do you know anyone who whines about being ~lonely~ but has a huge ridiculous list of requirements for a mate that insures they will never get laid?

Will you tell me about a friend of yours that is naive? What makes them so naive? Do you seek to educate them and if so, does that actually help?

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Should I adopt my friend's neighbor's six year old cat?
Will my current, anti-social, female cats be upset if I bring him home? Will he stand a chance? (He is declawed, and they are not)
What should I rename this cat? (Demon is a ridiculous name for such a nice cat)
i say, old bean

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TQC, my bf fell asleep. what course of action should I take?
if it involves a giant peen on his cheek, might I ask, Metallic or Black?
I did it, it turned out black.

what are you up to right now?

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My cousin saw a shirt last week that said "yes we [picture of a can]". I want it, but i can't find it. Does anyone know where i can find such a shirt? or what combination of things i could google to find it? i keep getting stuck in the hundreds of regular yes we can shirts. Thanx!
Cowboy Ew

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Why do people laugh when they're tickled even when they hate being tickled?

I HATE being tickled..hate..but still I laugh (and beg and plead)..why?!

Do YOU like to be tickled or do you hate it with a passion?

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Each person in our dorm hall has a large paper pumpkin taped to our door today. Apparently they want us to decorate them, and the person who has the best decorations wins a gift card!

How should I decorate my pumpkin?

i shouted out "who killed the kennedys?"

which of these DEVIL songs have you enjoyed...yanno, ever?

Friend of the Devil, grateful dead
Running With the Devil, van halen
Sympathy for the Devil, rolling stones
Devil's Arcade, bruce springsteen
Devil Inside, inxs
The Devil Went Down to Georgia, the charlie daniel's band
Devil With a Blue Dress, mitch ryder and the detroit wheels
Devil in Disguise, elvis
Devil in My Car, the b52s
Devil's Haircut, beck
Pay the Devil, van morrison
Devil's Daughter, ozzy
Me & the Devil Blues, robert johnson or eric clapton
Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea, frank sinatra
oh suzer, you devil, i am sure i would enjoy more of these songs if i actually knew them.

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1:  I'm getting ready to get some blood work done.  They will take approximately 3 viles and I haven't had a full meal since yesterday afternoon.  Should I get some eats before or will I be ok? 

2:  "Viles" is underlined in red.  I went to dictionary.com to get the correct spelling but none of the other possibilities looked like viles.  How is it supposed to be spelled?

The viles I'm talking about are the tube-line containers that they use in labs.
Snog: A Puppy's Guide to Love

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When's the last time you ruined a suprise for yourself?
Was it on accident, or on purpose?

I just found out that my bf is buying me a ring for my birthday, on accident by updating my amazon.com wish list and not seeing it on there...but finding it in the "purchased" section. (He's the only one who knows I have one, but I use it primarily to remind myself to buy stuff I want later). I'm starting to wish I didnt know this now.

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inspired by this question:

ladies, when you're in the shower how do you make sure you get all the soap out of your lady bits? do you just let the shower run or what?

i kinda splash around just to be sure. i'm always afraid i'm going to leave soap up there and get dry.

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My boss's father just passed away. I purchased a card to send my condolences. What should I write inside? The outside of the card says "With sympathy" and the inside says "Thinking of you during this difficult time".

Luckily, I don't usually have to write these. I've googled but haven't found something that fits the situation (a boss and it's for someone I don't know). Thanks in advance.


I wrote:

Dear ____,

Please accept my heartfelt sympathies for the loss of your father. My thoughts are with you and your family during this time of sorrow. Please let me know if I can be of any assistance.

With Deepest Sympathy,

Give a dog a home

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How important is it to you that your partner be groomed in the nether-regions?

What are some of your favorite scary movies? Not gory stuff, but good old holy-crap-wtf-sleep-with-the-lights-on movies.
MLP - pinkie chicken

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Validate me, TQC!

I have a 3.16 GPA, and the director of my honors program just sent out an email saying that if my GPA doesn't get over a 3.30 by the end of this semester, I'll be knocked out of the honors program. The most I can boost my GPA by by the end of the semester is a 3.26, which is disgustingly shy. I am one of the most active people in the honors program, I did the most interviews for the rising freshmen last year than anyone else, I go to almost every activity I can go to, I love this program to pieces. I sent the director an email explaining how shy I'll be of the requirement and explained all I do for the program (he's a new director as of this year), and asked if there were any way that could be taken into consideration. I mentioned it in passing to several friends, and they all asked me why I "did something stupid enough as to email him about it", said it was a fairly dumb move. What do you think, TQC? Was it not acceptable for me to email the director? I feel like I should have, but now I'm beginning to wonder.
Sookie Stackhouse
  • neaira

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So I was changing my son's diaper when someone knocks on the door. I'm thinking whoever it is can wait. Until this dude peers into the window (which he had to bend down to do, we have long windows and no one makes blinds that long) and then knocks again! So I slap a fresh diaper on Jack, and go to the door, thinking it's great that Corbin Dallas Multipass is a big dog. And it's this squirrelly looking dude selling fruit door to door.

What the fuck, TQC?

Also, what should I have for lunch? I have leftover Mac and Cheese from Pizza Hut or half of a burrito from the best Mexican place in town.
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Haruhi disappearance
  • eidna

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1) What benefits(fun things or normal benefits) do you get at your job?

2) When you're hungry to the point of feeling ill, what food does your body usually start feeling like it's craving? (for me it's pasta or fried food. Anything sweet when I feel like that will make me barf)
selina kyle

Just to Make Myself Feel Better

Have you ever ruined or broken your cell phone by doing something really dumb or something that was just a lame accident?

I sleep with my cell phone and a water bottle by my bed. And I stupidly left the lid of my water bottle open... Apparently I knocked the water over in my sleep because I woke up the next morning to see my water bottle on its side and my cellphone sitting in a pool of water.

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1)Do you live in a house, a condominium, or an apartment?
2)How much do you pay annually in renter's or home insurance?

If you live with your parents or in a dorm or in an uninsured cardboard box, feel free to complain.

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College graduates:

What was your GPA when you graduated?  Did employers ask you for it?

Did you attend grad school?

Do you believe (a really high) GPA makes a difference at all if you're not looking to attend grad school right away?

eta: How high do you think a GPA should be to be put on a resume? Above 3.0? 3.5?

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When was the last time you were a leader?

When was the last time you were a follower?

When you stay at a hotel what's the first thing you do when you get into your room?
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Spiral of Light

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TQC, why is facebook being lame?

My internet connection is fine, but facebook won't work on my laptop for some reason. I have to use the computers in the common room to get on. Is my laptop trying to force me to have a life? What should I do with said life?

What's the last lame thing that happened that bothered you?

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Im doing a 45minute presentation on Renaissance theatre and I've gotten just about all of my research done at this point, I just need to figure out how to do the actual -presenting-... a "theme" if you will. The last group in my class did theirs in the format of Whose Line is it Anyway?

What should my groups theme be?

2 hypotheticals involving money, robbery and possible fantasy sex with Jack Sparrow lookalikes

Hypothetical. You have a friend who looks just like Johnny Depp or pre-mommy Angelina Jolie (depending on who you find sexier). They look EXACTLY like them. It's uncanny. Their job is impersonating Jack Sparrow or Laura Croft, but obviously lately, there hasn't been much need for either one of them and they needed money, and in this fictional scenario, you loaned them $1,000. When you inquire about the money, they come clean and say that they don't have it and are willing to maybe work out a deal. This person offers to have sex with you 5 times in exchange for the $1,000. You can have them dress up in any outfit you like, and they'll adopt any accent or persona of any of Depp's/Jolie's films. For the record, they're not great friends, and they're really sexy. What will you accept?

Money. Gimme my 1k
Sex. I'll have fantasy sex exactly how I want it
I'll settle for $400 and only 3 fantasy bang sessions

Hypothetical. Your SO comes to you one day and says that he/she has to leave the country ASAP. When you inquire why, you're told that they helped rob a bank. Your SO's cut was $20,000,000. It's only a matter of time before he/she is found and therefore needs to simply disappear. They ask you to go with them and disappear from your life as well. You'll live together as millionaires in the lap of luxury in some third world country with beautiful beaches and have all your wishes granted and will never have to work again, but you can't go back. If you say no, you'll never see your SO again. What do you do?

Go with my SO. I disappear from my life, but live a highly exciting life somewhere near the equator
I refuse and never see him/her again
I knock him/her out and call the police. Maybe there's a reward

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My dog has fleas, again!

I'm disgusted, upset, and angry, still, and it's constantly one thing after another latley, so TQC. It's not bad--yet.

What is worse than your dog/cat having fleas? 
Has your pet ever had fleas? What methods did you use to fix it?
  • ujay

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1. girls who wear makeup:
1a. do you wear concealer? if yes, what brand?
1b. do you wear foundation? if yes, what brand?
1c. do you wear blush/all-over color of some kind? if yes, what brand?
1d. do you wear eye makeup? (eyeliner, mascara, shadow, etc.) if yes, what brands?
1e. do you wear lipstick/gloss? if yes, what brand?

2. girls who use hair products:
2a. do you straighten/flat iron your hair?
2b. if yes, do you use a heat-styling serum? if yes, what brand?

3.guys who wear makeup:
3a. why?!?!

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Have you ever used an inversion table?

Does telling someone to hang upside down until they hear their stomach muscles popping sound like... poor medical advice to anyone else?

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What's the worst person you've sat next to in class?

Today, a guy sat next to me who smelled kinda bad. Then a guy sat on the other side of me and also smelled kinda bad and would not stop shaking his leg. When he shook his leg it would jiggle my seat and I was jiggling the ENTIRE HOUR, while surrounded in a terrible fog of smelliness. I would have moved but every other seat was full. =[

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Do you think George Bush secretly cuts himself from the pressure of having such a high power job?

*(Will you tell me ) What is one sexual *scandal you would love *to hear Dick Chaney was in*?

If George Bush killed himself one day, would you feel bad? Do you think someone would want a holiday made for him?



Alright, my sister's friend just texted her and said "This woman just asked me to quit my job and move in with her as her rent-free jobless boyfriend/sex-slave"

What should he say?

Would you take the deal?

If this affects your choice, the woman is nice looking, has big boobs and a great body.

Blue sequin suits, y/n?
  • jezemel

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Do you have a type of clothing or a particular item of clothing that you wear a lot? What are they/is it?

What is something that your wardrobe needs?

Is it inspired by anyone?
  • cdaae

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Can anyone recommend a site like CafePress.com, but that's based in the UK? OR one that isn't based in the UK but has reasonable international postage rates?

(I want a site where I can sell greetings cards and prints rather than t-shirts... but shirts are good too.)
Snog: A Puppy's Guide to Love

I am clearly not Palin wtf?!

Would it be a deal breaker for you if your SO lied about their educational background? (Not just to you, but to everyone, saying they had graduated college when they didn't)

What did you do to celebrate your last birthday? Who was there to celebrate with you?

If you have a pet, is it male or female? Did you specifically pick the gender, or not? If you did, why?

Do you have a celebrity look-a-like?

I've been mistaken for Sarah Palin 3 times today D:
The Receptionist Classic

Bender totally can

TQC, I have to know... Have you ever seen a FEMALE rock the pimp-cane?
I've seen the dudes use 'em, but never a woman. Mighty curious.
And if a female does happen to rock said pimp-cane, is it still called a pimp-cane or would it have another name? Madam Stick?

Can YOU rock the pimp cane?
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These things keep me up at night.

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Lets say you have to have sex with this one person!

And you can either pick the age (between 7 and 110) or gender (male, female, transgender, mamafrodizite) of that person, which would you choose?!

age or gender?!

do you think usuing '?' and '!' at the end of a sentence togeather is stupid?!

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What do you think of the Best Picture Winners of the last five years?

2003 The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

2004 Million Dollar Baby

2005 Crash

2006 The Departed

2007 No Country for Old Men

ETA My answers:

Little Miss Sunshine should have won
There Will Be Blood should have won

(no subject)

Why would microsoft word change my font to red with underlines?
I didnt change it, I was in mid-sentance, and it's not a spelling error. It's also not the underline or color button, I've tried those. :(

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OK so I saw an ad on Craigslist today and one of the things it said was "Pay will be minimal untill [sic] value is proven."

Spelling errors and advertising fail aside, it got me wondering. How long does it take to prove one's value at a job anyway? I realize there's not a set in stone answer and it depends on the circumstances and whatnot, but I wanted to see what TQC had to say about this. What do you think?
cat tea

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Maybe my google skills suck, but I have entered various searches, looked on the FDA website, etc. etc. I am trying to find out what (if any) the acceptable range of CFU/g for yeast and mold in food products. I promise this isn't homework but it's important. If you are somehow able to find this, I will give you a prize!

For those who don't care (which I'm assuming is most of you), what is your favorite dessert?

Charter Communications...

Have you worked for them?  What location?  What was your experience like? 

I was training with them, had a family emergency and had to cut short my training.  Should I go back? 

Your input please.  This is at the MN office.
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Do you remember your first computer, was it awesome?

Do you remember your first boyfirend or girlfriend, was it awesome?

What was a first of something that you really liked? how about something you didnt like?

What was my password again?

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If I witnessed something, and while describing it (dont ask what it was) and said that it was queer, would you assume that I ment it was gay, or that it was strange?

Dudes, just found out my dad has a hold on his credit because of the wamu or whatever sale. Has any of the big sales of companies recently messed with your credit or effected you in some way?

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What's the most romantic thing anyone's ever done for you?

What's the most romantic thing you have done for someone else?

What's something that would really make you feel loved?
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How pissed off were you when you got your first speeding ticket?
How fast were you going?
How many have you accumulated in total?
Have you ever cried to an officer, and if so, did that get you off?

I got my first today because I was going 57 in a 40. :/
  • goop

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My daughter's father keeps spelling her name wrong in emails even though I've corrected him and it makes me want to punch him in the gunt. It's not even that hard to spell! (it's spelled toby and he keeps spelling it as tobi. ugh.)

Who did you want to punch today and why?

Am I overreacting about the name, or would you want to punch him too? Justify me internetz.

riddle me this

Should I order pizza from Pizza Hut or drive across town to get pizza from Papa Murphys?

Pizza Hut: all I have to do is place an order online, but it'll cost me around $20. Plus tip. Egh.

Papa Murphys: Will cost $10 at the most, but I have to drive...it's getting dark out, plus I'm dizzy and sick. But I'd kill for veggie pizza.

Which one should I choose?

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OMG, I am so hopeless tonight.  I have been trying for the last 30 minutes to find what I am thinking of via google, and it doesn't seem that I can frame the right kind of search.

What I want to do is make a big words out of little words.  I've Stumbled on a generator where you typed in the word you wanted to use and then the big word you wanted the little words to make.  The little words made the shape of the big word.  Is this making ANY sense to anyone? 

Can any design people tell me if there is an official name for that?  Can you help me find the right words to search with?  HELP!!!

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I accidentally spilled paint thinner all over my bag and into my ipod. Every time the backlight turns on, the screen appears blue and you can see the liquid inside. What should I do? Does putting it in rice work if the liquid's not water nor water soluble?

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They had pork on clearance tonight at the grocery store, so I bought a package to try it out.

I've never cooked pork on my own before, so I am wondering...

What is your favorite pork recipe?

Any ingredients are welcome, I can get whatever I need at the store tomorrow before I start cooking.

(edit)I got pork chops with the bone still in.

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Poll #1273825 Dignity for sale?

For $500, would you wear an unflattering Halloween costume to work/school? It would consist of a helmet, Wiggles t-shirt and big shoes with untied laces and mysterious yellow stains. Instead of pants, you wear a big diaper with unsightly brown stains around the bottom. On your shirt, there's a note pinned to it that reads I AM LEARNING IMPAIRED. IF I AM LOST, PLEASE CONTACT MY MOMMY. You can't cover up the costume and you have to wear it for the duration of your work/school day


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What was the first CD/Tape you bought?

What kind of music do your parents listen to? What of that music do you listen to?

What is your primary source for finding about new music?

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TQC, does painful irregularity have you down?

I fell asleep with the TV on last night and woke up at 4:00am to an annoying infomercial. Have you ever bought anything from an infomercial?

What unflattering things go through your mind when you see a particularly skanky/skeezy individual? I once asked my mother when the last time was that her neighbor changed the oil in his hair.

What is "home" to you? I have a vanilla candle burning - the smell of vanilla just does it for me ever since I got a cat who likes to cuddle and always inexplicably smells like vanilla. First thing I buy when I travel and get to my destination is vanilla candles, to help me relax.

How much of a sucker are you for your pets? When I go to bed at night, I allow my cats to pin the blankets down on either side of me just because they want to cuddle at bedtime. Even if I don't particularly want to cuddle.
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As someone who has been up at four in the morning flipping channels, I have come across the following information: my skin is filthy, I'm too fat, I'm shaped wrong, I'm too hairy, my teeth are too yellow, my teeth are too crooked, I could should give up my timeshare and sell it for *cash*, all of my problems are as a result of toxins that have built up in my colon, I need Jesus, Jesus will fix my colon toxins, Jesus will fix all of my problems if I send a screaming man a lot of money, Billy Mayes is fucking scary. I could go on.

Am I the only one who finds a serious problem in the number of products and commercials designed solely into making people feel bad about how they look?

At least the cookware and stuff have entertaining infomercials.