September 24th, 2008

tramp stamp

Have you ever seen a guy with a tramp stamp?

A friend found me on Facebook and I was looking at his photos. He has a pic of his back to show off his tramp stamp. That feels wrong to me.
bw

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What is the worst genre of music EVER?

J-Rock
15(11.0%)
Christian Rock
42(30.9%)
Country
16(11.8%)
Ambient/Experimental Noise
13(9.6%)
Industrial
3(2.2%)
Pop
1(0.7%)
Metal
7(5.1%)
Prog Rock
0(0.0%)
Alternative Rock
0(0.0%)
Rap
17(12.5%)
Emo
12(8.8%)
R&B
2(1.5%)
Classical
2(1.5%)
Other
6(4.4%)

What type of porn would you rather watch?

Midgets
3(2.4%)
Clowns
2(1.6%)
Scat
0(0.0%)
Snuff
4(3.1%)
Beastiality
0(0.0%)
Necrophilia
1(0.8%)
Water Sports
6(4.7%)
Incest
9(7.1%)
Furries
6(4.7%)
Interracial
96(75.6%)

Out of the following, what do you dislike?

Pizza
1(0.8%)
Kittens
1(0.8%)
Puppies
0(0.0%)
Rodents
5(3.8%)
Children
0(0.0%)
Boobs
0(0.0%)
Alcohol
0(0.0%)
Drugs
3(2.3%)
Television
5(3.8%)
Public transportation
1(0.8%)
Foreigners
0(0.0%)
Sluts
4(3.0%)
Body hair
6(4.5%)
The color brown
0(0.0%)
Reading
0(0.0%)

How would you prefer to kill your worst enemy?

Hit them with a blunt object 400 times
16(13.6%)
Exsanguinate them through a thousand little cuts made with a scalpel
10(8.5%)
Cut them up into pieces, gift wrap them and send them to their family
9(7.6%)
Put them on their toes with a noose around their neck and let bulls charge at them/bears eat them
13(11.0%)
Skin them alive and dump them in a barrell of acid
9(7.6%)
Disembowel them with a dull kitchen knife
6(5.1%)
Sledgehammer to the head
30(25.4%)
Chainsaw them an inch at a time
3(2.5%)
Blow torch
22(18.6%)
gasp zooey

(no subject)

What tattoo would you never NEVER get?

And/or

Where would you never NEVER place a tattoo?


I (jokingly) told one of my friends that I wanted to get a ladybug tattoo behind my ear, and she basically responded that if we weren't talking over IM, she would have smacked me.

sneaker love

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I've finished that bitch of an assignment.

What should I do tomorrow to celebrate? (not passing it, but finishing it)

I say tomorrow, because now I'm going to go sleep.


Did you wear a school uniform when you were in high school? Any pictures? Or links to something similar?

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Poll #1265955 Would You Rather...

Have bad BO all day long or bad breath?

Bad BO
21(15.7%)
Bad breath
113(84.3%)

Get pregnant with sextuplets or never be able to conceive?

Sextuplets
37(27.8%)
Never conceive
96(72.2%)

Go to prison for 15 years or work in fast food for the rest of your life?

Prison
20(15.0%)
Fast food
113(85.0%)

Get caught masturbating or get caught having sex?

Masturbating
14(10.4%)
Having sex
120(89.6%)

Be deaf or blind?

Deaf
94(71.8%)
Blind
37(28.2%)

Be fat and rich or shapely and poor?

Fat and rich
77(57.5%)
Shapely and poor
57(42.5%)

Be considered dumb or annoying?

Dumb
44(33.1%)
Annoying
89(66.9%)

Watch Dr. Phil or the Disney Channel for 5 hours straight?

Dr. Phil
47(35.1%)
Disney Channel
87(64.9%)

Have no TQC or no food for a day?

No TQC
114(84.4%)
No food
21(15.6%)

Wash dishes or fold clothes?

Wash dishes
47(34.8%)
Fold clothes
88(65.2%)
blurry

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Hypothetical Situation:

You and best friend plan a trip for 3/4 months.
Best friends finances stop her from going. Best friend backs out 2 weeks before trip.
Day after coming back from trip, Best friend informs you that she is going on a trip with her boyfriend in a month.


How would you react to this?
Would you confront best friend about it?
How so?

Purely hypothetical.

*Edit: Best friend mentioned boyfriend would pay, but best friend also mentioned that boyfriend had no money at all when it was suggested that the boyfriend could go to the original trip.*
frosch

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Hi TQC!

On October 1st it will be exactly one year since I adopted my Collapse ). What should I get him for our first anniversary? He's very afraid of squeaky toys and picky with his food. Any home made treats your dog loves?

Have you started your Christmas shopping yet?

Anybody successfully quit smoking? I'm in dire need of some advice, man.
dragon

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Kiba

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I just got bit by one of those small yellowish transparent spiders for no apparent reason, TQC
My hand is starting to tingle, and it hurts... alot..

HOW LONG DO I HAVE TIL I DIE?
How painful will my death be?
do i get bad karma points for killing the little bugger?
bw

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My brother is going to be 20 five days before I turn 25. Danzig and Dimmu Borgir come in November, should I get him tickets to that show or something else?
What would you want if you were an outdoorsy 20 year old college student?
What would you want if you were a 25 year old female?

WTF?!
hannibal skull

WHEE!

Thanks to Typhoon Hagupit/Nina, I have a day off work today. SUH-WEET!

What would you do with a lucky day off work?

Should I go see 4BIA, a Thai ghost story movie?
Brown

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What is your favorite pair of shoes?
(my GOSH that sounds like a girly question)
I wear my Converse All-Stars more than anything else...'cept my motorcycle boots.

What are you wearing right this moment?
Jeans, boots, blue dress shirt

Where are you?
My office
Brown

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Do you have any kind of family heirloom that is in your personal possession now?

I have my grandad's and my dad's dogtags.  I have one of each on a ball chain that I wear all the time, and the other set is in a safe deposit box.
I also have my great-grandfather's shotgun, and my grandad's revolver from when he was in the Army pre-WWII.

Lilly

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I'm eating sugar free fudge dipped mints.  I've never had this particular cookie.  When I grabbed the package to open, I read it as "Sugar Free Fudge Disappointment."  I immediately thought "Well, if they're sugar free, they probably are."  They're actually pretty good but that's beside the point.

Do you think sugar free "sweets" are good or a disappointment?
creepyllama

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September 23, 2008
Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, Cofounders
Ben & Jerry's Homemade Inc.

Dear Mr. Cohen and Mr. Greenfield,

On behalf of PETA and our more than 2 million members and supporters, I'd like to bring your attention to an innovative new idea from Switzerland that would bring a unique twist to Ben and Jerry's.

Storchen restaurant is set to unveil a menu that includes soups, stews, and sauces made with at least 75 percent breast milk procured from human donors who are paid in exchange for their milk. If Ben and Jerry's replaced the cow's milk in its ice cream with breast milk, your customers-and cows-would reap the benefits.

Using cow's milk for your ice cream is a hazard to your customer's health. Dairy products have been linked to juvenile diabetes, allergies, constipation, obesity, and prostate and ovarian cancer. The late Dr. Benjamin Spock, America's leading authority on child care, spoke out against feeding cow's milk to children, saying it may play a role in anemia, allergies, and juvenile diabetes and in the long term, will set kids up for obesity and heart disease-America's number one cause of death.

Animals will also benefit from the switch to breast milk. Like all mammals, cows only produce milk during and after pregnancy, so to be able to constantly milk them, cows are forcefully impregnated every nine months. After several years of living in filthy conditions and being forced to produce 10 times more milk than they would naturally, their exhausted bodies are turned into hamburgers or ground up for soup.

And of course, the veal industry could not survive without the dairy industry. Because male calves can't produce milk, dairy farmers take them from their mothers immediately after birth and sell them to veal farms, where they endure 14 to17 weeks of torment chained inside a crate so small that they can't even turn around.

The breast is best! Won't you give cows and their babies a break and our health a boost by switching from cow's milk to breast milk in Ben and Jerry's ice cream? Thank you for your consideration.

Sincerely,

Tracy Reiman
Executive Vice President
PETA


So I ask, which flavor of Ben & Jerry's do you think would taste best if made with breast milk?
clara bow

Dr. Eljay!

My mom got a cold that started out like mine and now she's super congested.  I don't wanna get to that point.

If I have a headache, stuffy nose, and sore throat, what do you think is the best medicine I can go buy from CVS on my way to work so they don't have to send me home early? :(



If you care not about my terrible sickness, what's wrong with my puppy?  He holds up his back leg when he walks around like a little tripod.  We looked at it and put a little pressure on it, but he doesn't upset or hurt or anything.  Been like this for a week and we're taking him to the vet today (payday).
nkotb - joe - yay

And this one goes out to....

Which song would dedicate to the most favoritist person in your life?

Will you post the lyrics?

Collapse )

Do you think my dedication is weird? I was told that it's weird to dedicate that song to your offspring since its a "love" song. I didn't feel that it was particularly mushy..! :O Validate me!
  • Current Mood
    curious curious
me

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If a guy had surgery for an inguinal hernia as a baby, will he have any symptoms or problems as an adult? Have you known anybody with this?

Were you born with any medical problems or abnormalities?
Brown

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1.  What's the best/funniest quote anyone's ever said about you?  What was the context?

"You remember Murf.  The tall, mid-height, short guy with the brown, sandy-blonde, reddish hair...one eye...walks with a limp." - guy on a paintball forum...I'm pretty sure there was no context

"Murf, what has SCP done to you?  All you think about now is beer and women." - guy on the same paintball forum (Stockclasspaintball...hence "SCP") responding to my thread talking about that beer they made from fossil yeast

"Clint is the most heroic human being ever...he saved my life with his mad SWAT skills." - friend called me one night when she was home alone and thought there was someone else in the house

2.  Should I quit posting questions and go back to doing my actual job now?
me - with gun

I am going to hate myself for posting this...

TQC, this might end up a bit tl;dr but I really do need some more advice. I am absolutely stuck on what I want to do with this and need to hear more opinions.

My last car died. Dead and gone. It was flooded a year and a half ago and the electrical system spent all that time since rotting away to nothingness. Now it won't start anymore and it'd be a VERY expensive fix to rewire everything. That on top with the other expensive fix it needed, I decided to let it be dead and get something else.

I don't have much credit and I don't make much so I started looking for really cheap cars so I wouldn't have to take out a big loan. A friend of the family was selling his 98 Chevy Lumina for 2k. It needed AC work so I took out 3k and bought the car. It was a long process and I never felt right about it but I was kind of desperate.

I got the car yesterday. Yay, joy, I have transportation, even if it really doesn't... feel right... but I often ignore gut feelings to do what needs to be done and this was no different. I drove it around a bit today, picked up a friend, ran a few errands. On the way home last night... IT DIES. At a stop light. Which, by the way, my LAST car did... twice... in the EXACT SAME WAY.

I freaked, called the seller to bitch, but he was very reasonable and nice and came over to where I was immediately, as did another couple of friends I called. Seller did not have the tools to uncover the battery so he could try to jump it so I just went home to wait, nervous that it was NOT a battery issue, and once again I was faced with a giant electrical problem.

Turns out it WAS just the battery.

Thing is, TQC... I have the 3k check back now while the seller fixes the battery problem, but... I'm not so sure I want the car back. I'm not big into "omg it's a SIGN" sort of stuff but this hasn't felt right for a while and now it DEFINITELY doesn't. I don't know what to do at this point.

NON TL;DR VERSION: TQC, my old-new car died the first day I had it and I didn't really want the car in the first place and now I don't know if I want to keep it or give it back and look for something more reliable.

Should I tell the seller to forget it and find some one else? Can I just send the check back to USAA and tell them it didn't work out and figure out what the biggest/most affordable-for-me loan is that they can give me so I can start shopping for something more reliable (with much better gas mileage than this thing)?

Or should I suck it up and take this car back and deal with whatever problems it has?
Okami

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1. Did you download Mega Man 9 for WiiWare? Or do you plan on downloading it for Live Arcade or PSN? If you downloaded, what do you think of it?

2. If at the age of 14 you find out you were swapped at birth, and your current parents are nice, kind, and loving people but are extremely poor (struggling to get clothes, food, etc) and your biological parents come knocking at the door and say if you come live with them they will give you everything (due to being really rich, plus they're also really nice people), who would you live with? The stipulation is whichever household you choose, you can never see the other parents again ever.

3. If you had a personal time machine and could punch one person in the face throughout world history (except, like, Hitler), who would you punch?

4. Which dinosaur do you wish was still around today?

5. Which Muse album is the best?
Brown

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Browse the humor articles at http://www.cracked.com/humor-funny-stuff/all-funny-stuff-videos-articles.html

Which one is your favorite?

I really enjoyed "Gay Bigfoot and the 7 Weirdest Mythical Creatures in the World" and "6 Endangered Species That Aren't Endangered Enough."

Have you eaten/would you eat ANYTHING in this article?

http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php

I've never tried any of them...but we found batches of "prison wine" about 3 times a week when I worked for the Shefiff's Office.  You'd have to be seriously hard up for some alcohol to drink what came out of those bags.  *gag*
lotus

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1. What is something that is hard for you to do?

2. What comes naturally to you that some people struggle at?

3. What part of the world would you never visit? Why?
Snog: A Puppy's Guide to Love

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Let's say your SO's parents were millionaires, and the only thing left in life they wanted was a grandchild. You're 22 and your SO is 27. You and your SO have been together about 8 months and you're both talking of getting married in the near future (aka engaged within a year). If you get knocked up, his parents have promised that they'll buy you a house and you'll each get a new car. All finances to have the child will be paid for also.

Do you stop using your method of birth control if your SO wants to?
Do you stop using your method of birth control without consent of your SO?

Does the senario change if your car sucks and will die within a year?

(no subject)

I smell like campfire right now, but a bad smelling one because people dumped all sorts of bad smelling things in the fire.

D:

What do you smell like at the moment?
haironface;

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What's your favorite poem, literary quote or just plain ol' quote of all time?

Say that you like your boss very much and appreciate everything that he's done for you the whole time that you've been employed by him.. what gift (if any) would you give him on your last day of ever working for said boss?
Brown

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What kind of jelly do you like on your PB&J?
Should I eat PB&J or  hotdogs at home for lunch...or be irresponsible and go buy Chinese?
Are you hungry?
How much do you spend when you go grocery shopping (say for a two-week period)?
How many people does that buy groceries for?
cubs hat

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You're running a bunch of errands, stopping at different stores to pick things up. When you put the bags in your car, where do you put them? In the passenger seat, the back seat, or in the trunk? Let's assume that you're alone (so no worries about putting the bags on top of other people).
blockatiel

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When I woke up this morning, I found that on my crochet project, the yarn had been severed. My cat obviously did it, and I don't know if he ate any or not.
The problem is that I have classes today from 12:30-7pm. Is there a chance that something bad will happen during this time frame if he ate yarn? He's my precious baby and I can't even imagine what would happen if he got hurt :(
Cowboy Ew

Music and Cream Cheese

What do you consider to be the most overrated band(s)/musician(s) of all time?
U2 & Van Halen

What bands or songs do you like that you know you shouldn't because they're really terrible?
That stupid Hinder song about the lips of an angel and thats all I'll admit to

What band/musician can you just not fathom why people think its good music?
Nickleback, Panic at the Disco (gross), Staind, Mudvayne..I could go on and on

Have you ever slathered cream cheese on soft sour dough bread and marveled at how delicious it is?
writing my deepest secrets.

(no subject)

You're in a restaurant or some other public place when all of a sudden you notice a notebook on the ground near you. You open it up, and on the inside cover is a name, address, and contact number for the owner of it. You leaf through a few of the pages and discover that it's the owner's journal/diary. The owner promises a reward for the safe return of it.

Which of the following would you do?

1. Read the journal, and then contact the owner
2. Contact the owner, and then read it
3. Contact the owner without reading it
4. Read the whole thing and keep it for yourself
5. Just hand it over to the nearest lost and found, because hey, the owner might come back for it later?
Haruhi disappearance

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I'm going to Cirque Du Soleil tomorrow! What should I expect?


Do you work better when you have a lot to do in a short time, or when you have plenty of time to space everything out?

I'm a moron. Don't laugh, it's true.

Someone I know just sent me this email:

I just found out on a website that there are several child molesters, sodomizers and attempted murderers within a mile radius of my address!

Maybe I'm an idiot, but I'm not really used to the term "sodomizers". Wouldn't a "sodomizer" traditionally be a gay person? Or is it an updated version of the word that defines a rapist? If it is a rapist, wouldn't they just use the word rapist? Half of what I've found on google in reference to this is biblical and the legal stuff describes everything from bestiality to just plain anal.

so my question is: wtf is a sodomizer that someone would get a criminal record about it???

(btw, I'd like to thank the state of Pennsylvania and it's complete lack of a sex education program when I was a kid for me not knowing this.)

(no subject)

Do you judge people that you know have regular access to a shower and laundry but choose to stink?

I have known people who had the distinct smell of having not bathed in SEVERAL days and obviously never washed their clothes when they could have. And they are not mentally ill. WHY do they do this?
Linus/music

i was out of commission because i have been sick. *sniff*

which of these CHILD songs have you ever enjoyed, if only briefly?

Hot Child in the City, nick gilder
0(0.0%)
Voodoo Child, jimi hendrix
0(0.0%)
Sweet Child o' Mine, guns and roses
8(9.2%)
Love Child, the supremes
0(0.0%)
God Bless the Child, billie holliday
0(0.0%)
Wild Child, the doors
0(0.0%)
Motherless Children, eric clapton
0(0.0%)
Ooh Child, nina simone
2(2.3%)
Barefoot Child, jimmy buffet
0(0.0%)
Mother and Child Reunion, paul simon
0(0.0%)
Teach Your Children Well, crosby stills nash and young
0(0.0%)
Child of the Moon, the rolling stones
0(0.0%)
Child of the Revolution, t. rex
1(1.1%)
Child Support, ice cube
0(0.0%)
oh suzer, i am sure liking some of these songs is like child's play, but i don't know some of them.
4(4.6%)

I'm watching shopping addicts on 'Tyra'

What do you think is the rationale most people use when they choose to go on national talk shows to confess a secret to a loved one? Is it because they assume the person will hit them when they confess and they want witnesses?

EDIT:
Would you ever go on a talk show without knowing what secret your loved one wished to reveal?
Kitty

HELPPP?!???!

I am taking a class called "Italian-American Cinema" in which we watch movies about Italian-Americans and/or by Italian-Americans and have to write an analysis on the scenes and use terminology from our book. With that being said we watched GoodFellas last night... awesome movie, one of my all time favorites but there is a scene that is particulary puzzling to me...

The final scene when Henry Hill (Ray Liotta) joins the witness protection program and has to move, he goes out to get his paper in the morning and when he looks at the camera they show Tommy DeVito (Joe Pesci) shooting a gun at the camera, in a dark setting. At this point, Tommy has been dead for some time. Is this to symbolize the fact that the mafia did actually "whack" him because he had to give up the glorious life he was living or is it something else.

PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE help me!
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    confused confused
BATBOY

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Has anyone here traveled "home" for x-mas?  Is it as tortuous and evil as I hear about?  I'm flying home from Amsterdam to Tampa, changing in Houston.  Should I just kill myself now?  Make sure I have a full supply of valium?

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Since downloading the newest version of Firefox my pc has been full of fail and suck. It crashes on a daily basis, it is slower then shit, and half of the 'tools' don't work anymore. I see there is a even newer version out now to download, no way in hell will I do that.

Have any of you jumped ship from Firefx and went to the new Google (beta) browser?
Have you had problems with it?
Should I try it and tell Firefox and Mozilla to fuck off?
bigmouth

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i have a job interview this evening, for a dental assistant position. i was fired from my last dental assisting position in february, and i'm going to explain that this was because of a personality clash that made it very difficult for me to work there, but also say that this was the only time it had ever happened to me in a workplace (the truth).

do you have any advice for me to explain it in a way that sounds better than that? does it sound like i'm a hard person to get along with?

any other advice?
inle

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I was having a bit of a chuckle at the yore position of Gentleman of the Bedchamber, when I noticed a further reference to the position of Groom of the Stool. Which was, literally, the dude (usually a reasonably high-ranked noble) who wiped the King's ass after he took a dump. This was a highly respected and coveted position.

Were there any other similarly strange (at least in modern perception) positions/titles like this?

On an unrelated note, you have the opportunity to exchange your dominant sense (sight) for one of the other four senses (for touch, think a rat's whiskers; for taste, consider a snake's tongue). You won't be blind, but your vision will be fairly useless-- picture being very myopic, but able to make out movement/light/large shapes, and it's not correctable. Would you do it? Which sense would you take and why? How do you think the change would effect your day-to-day life, both positively and negatively?

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do you put your significant other ahead of your best friend? why or why not?

i do just because i do not want to lose him (my so) there were times when i have compared my so against my bff, but bff gets over it.
my bff and my so hates roller coasters but i bash my bff for not getting on them hahaha

Relaxation techniques, please.

I get headaches almost daily and they are awful. There's not really anything that makes them better; they just tend to come and go. I'm pretty sure they come from stress, anxiety, and possibly pinched nerves in my neck. My question is: What do you do to relieve stress and/or headaches? Not so much a temporary (30 minutes) relief, but a semi-long term relief. Chiropractor, sex, and getting my life together are not acceptable suggestions...as all of these things are currently happening. Help me TQC!
pretty

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How do you feel about titty-fucking?

I have never participated in it.
44(33.1%)
I have participated in it and hated it. I won't do it again.
1(0.8%)
I participated in it and did not find it particularly pleasant/arousing, but would participate again if my partner enjoyed it.
69(51.9%)
I have participated in it and enjoyed it very much.
18(13.5%)

How do you feel about ball-licking?

I have never participated in it.
43(32.3%)
I have participated in it and hated it. I won't do it again.
6(4.5%)
I participated in it and did not find it particularly pleasant/arousing, but would participate again if my partner enjoyed it.
48(36.1%)
I have participated in it and enjoyed it very much.
35(26.3%)
blue dress - miss p

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I have this bag. Today I managed to get a rather large brownie stuck to the bottom of it without realizing. I went in several stores with the brownie stuck to it.

How many people do you think noticed? How embarrassed should I be about this?

Book to Film?

What book would you love to see made into a film? For me, it would be The Dark Tower series by Stephen King. I'd love it if SK played Roland. But that's probably because I'm so used to him doing the narrations in the audio (out of print version). He just seems to know how things should sound, and trust me, not all authors can do that when they read their works.
Hurry up and look back

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so i've been reading up on this whole financial crisis, but I still don't understand it. I mean I get that it started with bad mortgages/subprime thing

but I don't get the whole picture. could someone break it down?

btw, what are these derivatives that the financial analysts keep talking about?
MLP - pinkie chicken

(no subject)

What time is it?

"Is This Trufax?" time!!!

Poll #1266212 Is this trufax?

Which of these are trufax?

When you tell me to study for science, I end up making notecards
0(0.0%)
I wait to study until the night before the test
0(0.0%)
I liked N*Sync more than the Backstreet Boys
0(0.0%)
My ears are pierced
3(1.6%)
I have bought a textbook for school and never actually opened it
1(0.5%)
I have an alarm clock that I don't really use
2(1.1%)
I flip out when I don't have my phone on me
0(0.0%)
I use MSN messenger
1(0.5%)
I rarely carry cash
2(1.1%)
If I could do it, I'd be a vegetarian (if you are one, check this as well)
1(0.5%)

These?

I've never had a pedicure
6(3.3%)
I've drawn on someone's car with window paint before
1(0.5%)
I've rolled/TP'd someone's yard
3(1.6%)
I'd lose my head if I didn't have my planner
0(0.0%)
Writing essays comes easy to me, memorization doesn't
4(2.2%)
Memorization comes easy to me, writing doesn't
3(1.6%)
I hate children
0(0.0%)
Someone in my family - not counting my parents - is a doctor
0(0.0%)
My LJ name or screen name comes from a song lyric
1(0.5%)
I find some sort of mundane task soothing or relaxing
12(6.6%)

Last?

I've been in musical theatre productions before
1(0.5%)
I love hoodie weather
4(2.1%)
My friends find it hard to picture me without a camera in my hand
0(0.0%)
I don't look good in hats
4(2.1%)
One of my school colors at some point looked terrible on me
0(0.0%)
Friday night is my laundry night
0(0.0%)
I know how to fix most computer problems
0(0.0%)
I have a photographic memory when it comes to studying - I can picture where words or phrases were on a page
1(0.5%)
I have completed and succeeded in the college/university application process at some point in my life
3(1.6%)
I've walked into something I wasn't supposed to walk into today (a closed door, a dresser, a person, etc)
0(0.0%)




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When I was at the grocery store the other day, I noticed a young boy was carrying around a whoopie cushion with him and set it off around other people (including me) to embarrass his mother. She kept telling people, "That wasn't real!"

What were things you did when you were young to embarrass your parents in public?
Lilly

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Do you ever feel like asking TQC a question about a specific topic but are hesitant because you're afraid TQC would be like "Dude, not this again"?

Do you refrain from asking or do you ask anyway even though you're expecting snark?

ETA:  Do you feel like you ask too many questions about a specific topic?
curb forks

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Which of the following things have you carried in your bra at one point in time?

money
0(0.0%)
credit/debit card
0(0.0%)
ID
1(0.6%)
cell phone
2(1.1%)
drugs
0(0.0%)
something else
1(0.6%)
My boobs are the only thing I keep in my bra.
52(29.4%)
I don't wear a bra.
8(4.5%)

(no subject)

If you were dating this hot chick named Calico Cooper for a few weeks and had participated in many kinky sexual encounters with her, and then found out on the drive over to meet her parents that her dad is legendary rock performer Alice Cooper, would you be scared to meet him?
Marilyn Monroe - green

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Is there a band or song that has been ruined for you? That you can never listen to again without feeling like shiiiit?

For me I find it difficult to listen to Coldplay and 311. They just remind me of bad times. Also, the song "Jenny Was A Friend of Mine" by The Killers.
  • Current Music
    Rivers of Babylon - Sublime

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TQC,


  1. Have you ever had an uncomfortable/awkward/annoying run-in with someone who wanted to know more about your "interesting" piercing(s)/tattoo(s)?


  2. Some woman just cornered me on my way out of the washroom (I was practically pinned against the wall) to ask about my bridge piercing. She told me all about her son who is a tattoo artist who apparently hides his piercings while at work (which I don't understand). She asked me if piercings were similar to accupuncture. It was mainly uncomfortable because she was less than a foot away from my body.
    Also: while on vacation this summer I was wandering in downtown Avalon and was stopped by a drunk wasted surfer dude who actually attempted to touch my face. He was interested in knowing what my bridge piercing feels like. He kept yelling "Woah! Does that go through the bone?!" and he even told me it looked like I had 4 eyes.


  3. Do you prefer pull-over hoodies, or zip-up hoodies? Why?


  4. I prefer zip-ups so I don't ruin whatever hairdo I have going.

  5. Do you have plans to go to a concert/musical event anytime soon? Who are you seeing?
    If not, what's the last concert you attended?


  6. I'm going to see The Machine on October 3rd and Gwar on October 26th.

(no subject)

Below what outdoor temperature would it be strange to see a man walking around with no shirt on?

It's 70 degrees outside here and a man is walking around with no shirt on. I am curious.
The Receptionist Classic

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TQC, I hate raisins. So naturally, my trail mix today has a shitload of raisins in it.
I have already tried launching a few at my co-worker, but he hasn't noticed. Lame. I feel bad just throwing them away.

What should I do with this mound of shriveled up grapes?