I only have one ovary D:
I only have one ovary D:
tqc, what the HELL is wrong with this?
bonus question: if it -is- a breaker... is there any way to figure out which one it is without flipping them all in the process? i really don't want to piss off my hallmates. the breakers aren't labeled except for the ones that control the fire alarm. it's really shady.
Kissing after oral, ok or off limits?
How open/comfortable was your family about sexuality?
Did you ever have a crush on a teacher? what grade?
What's the most sexually deviant act you've participated in lately or ever?
Has anything embarrassing ever happened to you during sex? What was it?
in a little over a month i'll be leaving for boot camp for the air force. Lately i've been feeling lonely and i haven't been with a girl in over a year... my last gf was actually in between that time but due to a series of unfortunate events, we didn't get to see each other for the 6 -7 months we we're "together." I'm thinking i should go all out on trying to find someone either to just hook up with or actually find a partner. What would you do if you had 5 weeks til you left your home for months at a time? Would you whore yourself out or wait it out?
Aside from getting a little taste from kissing your partner post-oral, have you ever deliberately 'tasted yourself'?
Do you like how you taste?
Have you ever had a one night stand?
for those who were made sad by the original.
for me, it's manchester orchestra. oh, how i love them.
Fav Star Wars episode?
ghosts, various animal/creatures, aliens and the like
Do you sleep with your blinds/curtains open or closed?
And so I don't screw up tonight's theme...sex? sex? aliens? validate me? sex? virginity? validate me? sex? aliens? sex? sex? cats?
a little less than 2 mins, and about 1:45
Is it obvious? WHO AM I?
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Should I wear this, y/n?
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NEW QUESTION, SHOULD I WEAR IT ANYWAY AND JUST DEAL WITH THE FACT THAT EVERYONE WILL BE ASKING ME?
-Drag me to the mall and have me help her shop for shoes and jeans
-Drag me to the grocery store and stick me with picking out and then hauling the heavy groceries back to campus on foot where we used MY PS2 as a DVD player for her last minute bright idea of having a movie night
-Play video games in my room two nights in a row, dragging me outside and/or having me walk her back to her dorm both times
-Call me "kiddo" without suffering massive bodily harm
-Secure my help in re-arranging the furniture in her room
-Express absolute zero romantic interest; which makes her enthusiasm to hang out with me and have me help her when the guy she wants to bone could do the same exact things all the more mind boggling.
TQC, has this girl managed to make me her bitch?
Should I stop doing her favors now or later?
This all started because I felt intense guilt over not remembering her name (although she doesn't know that I forgot her name). Have I made up for this yet, in your opinion?
Validation- Am I the only one who thought they were dying?
Holy.Shit. 10 years old, blood in your panties and school starts in 1/2 hour!! story of my life
- Would you ever post your number on the internet and let complete strangers text you their deepest, darkest secrets?
- Would you ever text a stranger your deepest, darkest secrets?
ETA: this is assuming you'll never find out each others real identities.
Do you care if your SO flirts with his or her friends?
When's the last time that you were jealous?
How big is too big for boobs?
If you get both hands stuck in someone's butt while fisting, how would you get to the hospital?
i was like... 14 or so, i was later told that i was alot later than many of my friends
if you drew a graph comparing the lateness of the hour to the amount of sex questions per hour on TQC, what would it look like?
what was i going to ask before, but forgot?
Do you suffer from any clinically defined mental illness?
What's your favorite type of cookie?
At what point does someone from the internet become 'real' to you?
Do we have anything in common?
1.) Which is more fun? Why?
2.) Which is more difficult? Why?
3.) Which would be more useful to take first?
After Calculus 4, I'm going to take one of these classes, but am not sure which to take.
Diff. Eq: Uses tools from algebra and calculus in solving first- and second-order linear differential equations. Students focus on applying differential equations in modeling physical situations, and using power series methods and numerical techniques when explicit solutions are unavailable. May include work with Laplace Transforms and systems of differential equations.
Linear Alg.: Introduces the vocabulary, algebra, and geometry of vector spaces in "R" and function spaces. Students use matrix methods and vectors to explore systems of linear equations and transformations. Also presents elementary theory of eigenvalues.
Some girl commented on his LJ and said "I'm one of those common whores you prefer?"
He said "What"
She said "i'm joking"
and he responded with "I get what you are trying to say. But you're not even close to a whore."
Wait, what the hell. Am I just really confused or....? What did she even mean by saying that?
Do you pull punches on any of the questions because of it?
Are you ever afraid of reading their answers?
Have you ever found something out about a close friend that shocked you or made it uncomfortable to talk to them?
Is it just me or are posts getting deleted or disappearing? I could have sworn that I saw 3 a min ago and now I only see one!
Since I'm already breaking the rules...
Do you have different things that you look for in online friends than in real life? Is there a separate criteria?
Any pant recommendations? At the moment I'm thinking a) wear the ripped pants till they're completely destroyed and b) buy sweatpants.
Just wondering what options are out there. I googled 'reinforced crotch' and came across a lot of lovely jean options. Came across jeans designed for motorcyclists, which ran 100 bucks (yikes), and some jeans designed for cyclists (80 bucks, yikes). Looking for something practical. If it's durable and lasts.. I guess I'd go as high as 40 bucks, but I really don't want to go higher.
when's the last time you wanted to physically assault someone and scream at them for a long while?
eta: WHY did you want to assault someone?
when's the last time you wanted to physically assualt someone, but then decided that vodka was a better idea? i just decided that right now!
what was your score?
Me? I'd rather live on the Enterprise. Gotta love that Holodeck. :)
Am I full of fail or full of win for listening to crap like Thomas Dolby and Herbie Handcock? Does my age (20) change this answer?
Do you have Twitter? Wanna follow each other? My name on there is KingLegolasG
what the last thing you got yourself into when you really shouldn't have?
-Do you have incredibly fucked up ones like I do?
-After having a really fucked up dream about someone you care about, is it within reason to call them and make sure that they're still intact?
-Do you write down your dreams?
After my horrible dream, I heard crying. I went outside and there was a cat sitting by my window looking up at me. WHAT DOES THIS MEANZ? srs answers,plz.
Yesterday I was walking my bosses dog and as we approached this certain spot he stopped, perked up his ears,tucked his tail between his leg, started whining and tried to hide behind me. He was staring at this spot across the street so I stopped and looked to figure out what he was looking out but there was nothing there, the street was empty and quiet. So he started walking, almost running, away down the street at the same time trying to hide behind me, tail still between his legs. I got totally freaked out and started walking fast with him away from the scary spot and the whole time he kept looking back at the spot, still whimpering.
What the hell was his problem?
And in keeping with the theme:
Say someone tells you their "magic number"...at what number do you react with: "What a slut"?
If so, will you describe indetail what happened to you when you got said food poisoning?
What did you eat?
ETA: So if I had food poisoning yesterday, I probably still wouldn't be ok to go to work today, y/n?
If it won't, what will?
Who did they look like?
I just met someone who looked like the lead singer of Breaking Benjamin but a little younger. I also know a friend of a friend who looks EXACTLY like a blond Julia Roberts. Has her smile and everything.
How about inexpensive, noteworthy places to eat?
We want to be cheesy tourists for a day.
Where would you like to spend a day at?
Or even post some good macros? Something to make me laugh =)
It's way too complicated and pointless to explain, I just want it to be gone.
Here's a poll for your kindness:
Did you enjoy SNL with host Mike Phelps this past Saturday?
What is your opinion on it? Maybe you have that one friend who suddenly got the bright idea to send those messages along the lines of if you forward this to your friends, you'll meet your true love!, or maybe you think it's downright stupid. Hell, maybe you send them yourself! Bonus points for posting your favorite chain texts here (read: most annoying?).
Also, unrelated: I use Burt's Bees shampoo, which smells good at first, but when I straighten my hair it smells a lot like weed. Has anybody else experienced this strange phenomenon?
Please give me a sampling of the vows you would have me and the Mister say so I can make my decision.
Also, what would you wear? Pics plz so I can coordinate the flowers at the site.
What is your favorite cheesey, touristy thing to do?
I have some "friends" who have apparently been talking about me behind my back. I have heard from people that "all" of my friends have been talking and are worried. Why, I'm not too sure. But I talk to one of my good friends and she tells me all these things that people are talking, but refuses to tell me who thinks that so that I can go talk to them and get this straight. I don't even really talk to any of these "friends" anymore, and if I do, it is hardly at all. I decided that they weren't really worth my time.
But I guess my real question is, if your friend or friends knew that people were talking bad about you, would you want for them to tell you who they are and what they are saying so that you can set the story straight, or am I the only one?
I don't have time for this stupid high school drama anymore. People need to grow up and move on with their lives.
If not, got any crazy in-law stories?
2)How much would you say race is factoring into your decision on who to vote for in November?
3)If you were a superhero/villain, where would you want your lair to be located?
edit: also, are you going to do absentee/early voting or vote on the day of?
Now we have an e-mail address and boyfriend wants to continue this game with her.
What are some things we should say to this girl to confuse her even more?
Should we just stop all communications in case it's a 13 year old kiddo?
which of these WILD songs make you think, "oh this wild song is really good" ?????
2. If you have an iPhone or an iPod touch, have you ever posted on LJ with it?
3. Were you affected by Hurricane Ike? If you were, how so?
4. What's for lunch?
eta: I wanna know STUFF about your areas of expertise! Share trivia!
like sex after something terrible happened? like you lost your puppy and then your SO started comforting you and it led to sad sex?
how was it? was it sad? did it make you feel better? did you forget about your puppy?
I just sliced my thumb open at work. It was not pleasant.
Were you masturbating like crazy?
Do you take pity on those who aren't having sex?
What's your favorite internet acronym/phrase? What internet acronym/phrase do you wish would just stop already?
"Guys, stop. There will be NO penetration of the monkey!"
In order to help me feel a bit less embarrassed, can you tell me about the last and/or most memorable time you said something that could be misconstrued?
so, what would you do?
do they have the right to deny you something to protect your (and potentially the customers') health just because it's not part of the uniform?
what can be done in order for the gloves to stay?
I dozed off earlier with my hand on the mouse....
Variable Cash APR: 21.90%2 (Minimum Cash APR: 20.90%)Variable Default APR: 29.49%3 (Minimum Default APR: 29.49%)
What does a variable default of APR of 29.49 mean? Give him/her/it an example please.
I run a 32 minute 5k on the treadmill at the gym after 30 minutes of good hard cardio on the elliptical. I sweat, and breath heavily, and my heart rate is up, totally, but after the hour, I'm not really winded even though I just started running not too long ago (less than a month).
But Friday I ran roughly 3 miles, in my neighborhood and I was panting like a dog and my heart was srsly pounding. I was so tired I almost fell asleep on the couch afterwards, which I never do after my hour at the gym.
My question: an hour at the gym does not wipe me out like 35 minutes of running outside, so does that mean that I burned more in that 35 minutes outside than I do in 60 minutes at the gym? Or did I go anaerobic and almost die for nothing?
2. What's your closest claim to fame?
3. What do you do when a friend flakes out, or doesn't call you back for a few days even though you normally talk daily?
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not that cool, but-- my great great great somethingorother grandpa was dr. mudd; the doctor that fixed john wilkes booth's leg after he shot abraham lincoln and ran.
my mom is kinda famous but it's not worth mentioning more.
ETA: are you friends with any famous people? like eliza dushku? and you wanna hook me up?
With Halloween being not that far away, I ask you, TQC, is there anything that can't be sexed up for a Halloween costume?
Or can you sex up everything?
And what's the stupidest sexy costume you've seen?
EDIT: Sorry. It's fixed. Bad HTML. Bad, bad, HTML
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Who's your daddy?
Is he rich like me?
Has he taken any time to show you what you need to live?
how much longer do you think i will have this shitty flu for im on day 3 already!!??
anyone have experience with a glock? does it ever jam? overall... good gun?
We have a limited number of stations that even have gas to offer then when you drive up they only have premium. You have to be there when the gas truck gets there to even get regular....ugh it sucks!!!!
c) Leanne (or any spelling of that name)
If yes, how so?
What do you know about the Australian government? (in before fritzl)
What color are the earbuds/headphones you use in your mp3 player?
What's your favorite smell?
I ride a motorcycle about 90% of the time. I work on a Navy base. Therefore, I have certain requirements for what I wear. There's the obvious: helmet, gloves, boots, jacket, etc...but I also have to wear something bright and/or reflective. I had a cheap little orange safety vest, but it got torn up and frayed in the wind. I decided to go for the real thing, so this afternoon I'm going to pick up this:
My bike is black/silver. My jacket and gloves are completely black. My helmet is red/silver.
Given the black and red of my other gear, should I get the orange vest or the green one?
Has anyone had personal experience with the zune car pack?
I REALLY need music in my car, I cannot stand the radio. My car has no hookup for cassette or cd player and no aux input. So I have to resort to a FM transmitter..
My question is...is the Zune brand one really worth it? Or could I get an off brand universal one thats compatible with my zune?
I tried buying a cheap like 20 dollar one, and that shit didnt work. =[
Guize I'm gonna go gambling nao with $200.00 (yea i know, high roller status) how much do you think I will win?
I always think I have enough clothes, but then it seems like my wardrobe is tiny. What should I buy and how much of each item should I purchase? It will get down to around freezing here in a couple of months, but not much colder.
My friend called me to ask what sound a giraffe makes.
In some crazy bit of luck, you have a year off and you're going on a tour of the entire United States, visiting each state. On this trip, you HAVE to do something specific in each state, sort of making it a point later to say that 'I ____ in each state'. What will you do?
Is there a song stuck in your head right now; if yes, what is it?
If you never have, would you ever?
I need to stay in a hotel for 3 nights. What is the cheapest way to get this room? Should I book a reservation online or should I just show up and ask for a room?
1a. was it true or just made up to start shit?
1b. what happened on account of it?
2. what's the most damaging rumor you have ever started about someone else?
2a. was it true or just made up to start shit?
2b. what happened on account of it?
3. what is the point of anonymously starting rumors...why not just air your grievances with someone to their face?
Anybody else having commenting issues?
I went to vote today, and I just got a new pair of heels (the highest I've ever had in my life). Theyre cute and I love them, and when I wear them and am just walking around my house, I'm fine. Today, though, I wanted to shoot myself in the face because they were the only pair of shoes I had and by the time I was walking out to my car (which I dumbly parked far away from the entrance) I wanted to die.
Should I transition? When I wear heels, I usually wear kitten heels, so maybe I just need to not go to such a dramatically high heel?
ETA: My calves hurt, too. Would insoles help that or do I just have to grow a pair?
What do you put in it?
If you're one of those people, will you come out of hiding and share something with the group? Or just say hi?
If you're not one of those people, what do you think those lurkers think of the rest of us?
"It's nothing to worry about, he just wants to discuss the results with you."
Now.. in your experience, is this something all nurses/receptionists say when they make this call?
(I'm definitely worrying :( )
Do you find the smell of skunk repulsive? (This may seem like a silly question, but I actually quite enjoy the smell of skunk and wonder if all of the whiners really hate it as much as they say, or it there is a certain amount of embellishment in skunk-smell denunciation.)
Do you believe in ghosts? Why or why not?
Will any of you be carving pumpkins for Halloween?
What say you? (guess I better start losing weight and eating some more meat!)
I knew of it years ago when we did tests in my Biology class, plus we studied that people started evolving when they started eating meat. But I didn't know about the weight factor. Did you?
As soon as I figure this out, I will post mine in comments.
so do you like things like that too!?!?
when did you last go to one of these things! tell me stories!!!! and also tell me what your working place does for fun and to help teambuild!!
How did it get resolved?
ALSO - Post sex cuddling - good or bad?
what food/beverages/snacks should i consume?
How awkward is it to watch TV? I'm considering doing this to maximize space but I thought I'd ask for opinions before spending the evening moving furniture around.
Do you save it for occasions when you're especially pissed or appalled?
Who or what was the last "cunty" thing you witnessed?
Last time you were "cunty"?
1. I used to feel like puppies were being run over as it was said
3. One of my professors this morning implying that a girl didn't know how to read (still funny. mild on the cunt scale.)
4. Last night/this morning.
Or is it because they're a super villain and discord is their power supply?
Also, an etiquette question: Let's say you're in a casual dating situation, and seeing more than one person at a time. You're out with one of them, and you run in to the other one. What the hell are you supposed to do? (I awkwardly waved and went back to drinking my coffee, but I feel like that was the wrong thing. Problem is, I have no idea what else I could have done. Luckily, I was WITH the guy I actually like, and ran in to the guy I'm trying to let down easy.)
I want a giant glass of chocolate milk right now, but I am way lactose intolerant and I know it will cause me to have a giant stomach ache. Should I do it anyway?
ETA: I'm going to walk to the store to get some chocolate soy milk!
what's on your to do list?
what's your star sign? do you "fit" it? believe in it?
Who is your favorite character from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest? Why?
Stories of success or sudden death?
I'm too afraid to try it. How gross do you think it would taste?
Edit Cuz I don't trust google or babelfish or whatever to not translate completely literally, word for word.
Why do all of my questions always come back to Spanish?
What is the most fulfilling thing in your life right now?
Edit What do you think the chances are that I get a job with the UN, a year out of college? This is exactly what the fucking Peace Corps was supposed to help with. :/
Which of these, if they bit you, would you suggest that their owner put them down?
My mom gave me our collection of VHS movies from when I was a kid I just got done watching Fievel Goes West. ♥
When was the last time you were excessive?
What will you feed me for dessert?
2 Are you afraid to let other people see your writing?
3 Are you a good writer?
4 How fast can you write a decent essay?
5 Do you prefer apple juice or orange juice?
6 From concentrate or not from concentrate?
7 Are phones vegan?
3 I'm not bad at it.
4 Not very fast. 1.5 hours, usually.
What about the best?
2) If you were sent to "Internet jail" and were only permitted to send one instant/text message who would it be? Who would it be if your phone call were restricted to only TQC members?
Does he want to fuck me?
Don't worry, I'm not actually saying I'd screw a guy who had a girlfriend, I just want to know if this all seems fishy to anyone else. I mean, there's nothing concrete, it's just ... sketchy.
There's this guy, and whenever I see him, he makes eye contact with me. He doesn't stare super long or look me up and down or anything overt, but every time he looks at me, I feel like there's this intense mutual chemistry. His gaze makes me feel like he's undressing me with his eyes or something.
Today I was sitting in the library and wearing a shirt with a low back. He walked by holding hands with his girlfriend, but as he went by, he ran his fingers along my upper back. I'd say it was an accident, but it seemed too long and slow to be just an accidental bump. I turned around to look and they were heading toward the door, the girlfriend facing the door and completely oblivious, but he'd turned over his shoulder and just made eye contact with me. Not in an apologetic, oops! I bumped you, kind of way either.
Does this seem suspicious to anyone? Does he want to fuck me? He has a girlfriend; just what is his game here with the back caresses?
It had 26 comments on it and I wanted to see what people were saying, but LJ says it's gone. Was there anything interesting in the comments or should I go back to doing my schoolwork like I was supposed to do an hour ago?
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We live in Pittsburgh. We each work 3 jobs, but on the upside, we're making decent money. He just asked me if I would like to go to San Francisco for 4 days in January (we got a pretty good deal for 3 nights in the hotel we like and flights and such). However, in order to swing this comfortably, we're going to have to NOT go to Niagara Falls in November like we usually do, and also we're not going to be able to buy each other a ton of stuff for Christmas.
We're also moving to Tucson so he can start his PhD in the fall, so we might not get to travel much after this year...
Should we do it? To get the rates on the flights and the room, we have to book by the end of September.
If you don't feel like dealing with my bullshit, how bout this:
What's the best vacation you've ever been on?
I've tried restarting my computer, and every other program opens. I'm getting really frustrated.
How does it physically manifest itself?
Have you ever taken Xanax? (re: NOT recreationally)
What does it do to you?
How does it make you feel?
How does the teacher recommendation work? Do I have to send my entire supplement online and THEN get a recommendation? Or can I print something out right now to give to my teachers?
I looked on Brown's website and it says that I can set up accounts for my teachers at the common app website... so I guess what I'm asking is if I can do that before I submit my essays and stuff.
And if you're confused by this, imagine how I feel! D: