September 8th, 2008
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police in my area have it pretty easy. sitting around in the of the night looking for hooligans is, as one of them says, "all we ever do."
imagine if you were a police officer and you pulled me over for trespassing through a dark private road. my eyes seem hazy. you ask me, "what are you doing out here on private property?" I say, "looking for chickens"
would you search my car?
imagine if you were a police officer and you pulled me over for trespassing through a dark private road. my eyes seem hazy. you ask me, "what are you doing out here on private property?" I say, "looking for chickens"
would you search my car?
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Have you ever quartered a chicken?
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How do you feel about anal?
OMG! Yes please!
18(23.1%)
Only if I'm the top
2(2.6%)
Only if I'm the bottom
8(10.3%)
Not interested
36(46.2%)
Next question
14(17.9%)
You would be most likely to...
Incorporate food into sex
10(14.1%)
Get into some dress-up/role playing
26(36.6%)
Enjoy a night of some hardcore BDSM
7(9.9%)
Be the key figure in a gangbang
3(4.2%)
other in comments
3(4.2%)
The hottest/kinkiest sex you've ever had involved:
A stranger
13(22.0%)
A feather
0(0.0%)
Latex
5(8.5%)
Pain
21(35.6%)
other in comments
20(33.9%)
Old Commercial
I'm looking for an online video of an old commercial. It had two old guys in a nursing home arguing about characters in a video game. I think it might have been for Mortal Kombat on Super Nintendo. Anyway, it goes something like this:
OLD GUY #1: "[character] rules."
OLD GUY #2: "[other character] rules."
OLD GUY #1: "[character] rules!"
OLD GUY #2: "[other character] rules!"
OLD GUY #1: "[other character] sucks."
OLD GUY #2: *slowly shakes head no* "You suck."
Do you remember this commercial?! Tell me anything you remember so I can try to find it!
OLD GUY #1: "[character] rules."
OLD GUY #2: "[other character] rules."
OLD GUY #1: "[character] rules!"
OLD GUY #2: "[other character] rules!"
OLD GUY #1: "[other character] sucks."
OLD GUY #2: *slowly shakes head no* "You suck."
Do you remember this commercial?! Tell me anything you remember so I can try to find it!
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Wanna get together at the Honker Burger after school guys?
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When's the last time you had a headache and why?
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headachey
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Edward Norton or Edward Cullen?
( there is no real reason why I am asking this question,just that they're both called Edward and one is real. I prefer the real one,myself...)
( there is no real reason why I am asking this question,just that they're both called Edward and one is real. I prefer the real one,myself...)
I wonder.
If a man who is terrified of heights is pushed off of a skyscraper, does he become less frightened as he gets closer to the ground? (I suppose that this is before he passes out, as what happens sometimes when one falls from a tall building.)
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I've been doing a ton of cleaning and organizing everything in my path... wtf is wrong with me?!?!
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If you've seen ACROSS THE UNIVERSE, what did you think of it? Why?
Favorite scene?
Favorite line?
Favorite character?
Any notable emotional reactions?
Favorite scene?
Favorite line?
Favorite character?
Any notable emotional reactions?
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It's pretty bad to drink a liter and a half of water in an hour, isn't it?
What was the last thing to shock you?
What was the last thing to shock you?
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I am in an enormous amount of pain, I can't sleep, and I have to be up in four hours to go to class. I've been exhausted all day, too. WTF do I do? How do I fall asleep?
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what's the last song that was stuck in your head?
The MTV music awards depressed me.
I tried to watch the MTV music awards because I adore Russell Brand. To say the least, they were bad.
I know what you are thinking, "Well, that goes without saying." But they weren't always like this. They used to be at least interesting where one minute they could have Guns 'N' Roses playing with Elton John and in the next have Martha Stewart presenting an award with Busta Rhymes. And the feuds that were always popping up left and right during the annual shows! Good times. Good times.
This year felt like MTV rented a high school auditorium and presented awards to the only six videos they have played through out the year.
But I know there are still good videos out there. So, I ask you, TQC, what are your favorite music videos of 2008 so far?
And since MTV has done away with the Breakthrough Video category, what are your favorite creative, quirky and artsy videos of all time?
Please, if you can, give links rather than embed videos. Youtube freezes their videos if one site outside their own carries too many of them.
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I know what you are thinking, "Well, that goes without saying." But they weren't always like this. They used to be at least interesting where one minute they could have Guns 'N' Roses playing with Elton John and in the next have Martha Stewart presenting an award with Busta Rhymes. And the feuds that were always popping up left and right during the annual shows! Good times. Good times.
This year felt like MTV rented a high school auditorium and presented awards to the only six videos they have played through out the year.
But I know there are still good videos out there. So, I ask you, TQC, what are your favorite music videos of 2008 so far?
And since MTV has done away with the Breakthrough Video category, what are your favorite creative, quirky and artsy videos of all time?
Please, if you can, give links rather than embed videos. Youtube freezes their videos if one site outside their own carries too many of them.
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what should I do now?
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Where did you meet your best friend?
How long have you known them?
Would your life be the same without them?
How long have you known them?
Would your life be the same without them?
Camera ?s
Inspired by this
If you tied a disposable camera to a bench in a park closest to your neighborhood with a sign that read:
Good afternoon,
I attached this camera to the bench so you could take pictures. Seriously. So have fun. I'll be back later this evening to pick it up.
Love, [Whatever your first name is
1) What do you think would happen to your camera?
2) Would you get the pictures developed?
3) Have you ever done this before?
4) When's the last time you used a disposable camera?
If you tied a disposable camera to a bench in a park closest to your neighborhood with a sign that read:
Good afternoon,
I attached this camera to the bench so you could take pictures. Seriously. So have fun. I'll be back later this evening to pick it up.
Love, [Whatever your first name is
1) What do you think would happen to your camera?
2) Would you get the pictures developed?
3) Have you ever done this before?
4) When's the last time you used a disposable camera?
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Is you a grammar Nazi?
For or against?
For or against?
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TQC, I think I'm sick. I don't care what it is, how do I cure it?
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1. Can you speak another language? If so, will you tell us how to say "I'm sorry, I don't speak [insert language here]" in that language?
2. Do you collect anything? What?
3. What's the last thing you spilled on yourself?
4. Who is your hero?
5. Do you paint you nails and if so, what colors?
6. Do you moisturize daily?
7. How's the weather?
8. Tell me a secret?
9. How often do you drink? How much drinking do you think is too much?
10. Do you like mushrooms?
2. Do you collect anything? What?
3. What's the last thing you spilled on yourself?
4. Who is your hero?
5. Do you paint you nails and if so, what colors?
6. Do you moisturize daily?
7. How's the weather?
8. Tell me a secret?
9. How often do you drink? How much drinking do you think is too much?
10. Do you like mushrooms?
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Have you ever pretended not to be home/in town to avoid talking to/seeing certain people?
What's the most elaborate ruse you invented for this cause?
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What's the most elaborate ruse you invented for this cause?
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When you take polls like this are you more likely to answer correctly or humorously?
Early to bed, early to rise makes a man _________________.
A bird in the hand is worth _________________.
The early bird gets _________________.
A penny saved is a penny _________________.
A fool and his money are soon _________________.
All that glitters _________________.
All roads lead to _________________.
An apple a day _________________.
Let sleeping dogs _________________.
You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him _________________.
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I'm trying to apply for a job online, but I've never done this before. What are some things to look out for in terms of scams? All I really know to avoid is "make $1000 a week starting today from your own home, CRAZY LIKE A FOX NO EXP REQUIRED send our Nigerian office $500 to start today"
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If CON is the opposite of PRO, is congress the opposite of progress?
If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Vroom Vroom
For the drivers out there:
1. What makes you a better driver than most other people?
2. What makes you a worse driver than most other people?
1. What makes you a better driver than most other people?
2. What makes you a worse driver than most other people?
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I am slightly pissed off...today is the beginning of my one week vacation from work. I had a manicure, pedicure and hair cut planned but I find myself stuck at home holding puke buckets up to my kids' faces.
What should I do to pass the time?
What should I do to pass the time?
cleaning under the lens
So, I have this Olympus Ultra Zoom camera. I got a fancy lens protector that kind of sticks on to the lens. Over time, dust has managed to get under the lens protector. It's not one of those clickable removable lens protector like I see on the SLR. So, am afraid if I remove the lens and try to put it back on it will be filled with fingerprints. How do I clean this? Should I go to a camera shop and get it done?
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Have you ever eaten anything that was past its expiration date?
If yes, what was it and how did it taste?
Do you have an unusual habit or hobby?
What is it?
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How would your life be different if fear didn't exist?
Sitting at work
1) What should I do instead of my Spanish Homework?
2) For those of you in college/high school, what class is shaping up to be the worst? Best?
3) What exciting thing do you have going this month? Next month?
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2) For those of you in college/high school, what class is shaping up to be the worst? Best?
3) What exciting thing do you have going this month? Next month?
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How hard is it to become a Canadian citizen?
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If you're into filmscores, who are the composers you most admire?
What movies have they scored that are your favorite?
Me:
Danny Elfman, John Williams, Hans Zimmer and James Newton Howard
I have some bias towards Danny for his Boingo days (do you love the Boingo days?), but in the way of filmscores I love Black Beauty and Edward Scissorhands. John Williams: Memoirs of a Geisha, Home Alone, Harry Potter. Hans Zimmer: Pirates of the Caribbean. James Newton Howard: King Kong, Hidalgo. And Zimmer/Howard: The Dark Knight.
What movies have they scored that are your favorite?
Me:
Danny Elfman, John Williams, Hans Zimmer and James Newton Howard
I have some bias towards Danny for his Boingo days (do you love the Boingo days?), but in the way of filmscores I love Black Beauty and Edward Scissorhands. John Williams: Memoirs of a Geisha, Home Alone, Harry Potter. Hans Zimmer: Pirates of the Caribbean. James Newton Howard: King Kong, Hidalgo. And Zimmer/Howard: The Dark Knight.
Nerd.
Are you collecting the U.S. state quarters?
Did you start when it started? (Or jump in at another time?)
Do you have a map?
Will you be blue when it's all over at the end of this year?
Do you think coin collecting is for old biddys and grandpas?
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Did you start when it started? (Or jump in at another time?)
Do you have a map?
Will you be blue when it's all over at the end of this year?
Do you think coin collecting is for old biddys and grandpas?
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Tacos
This past weekend I made tacos. The boring kind from a box where you add ground beef. I also had dishes of salsa, shredded cheese, fresh tomatoes and shredded lettuce.
What order do you put the items in your taco shell?
What order do you put the items in your taco shell?
Human factors / Industrial design
Do you know what human factors is? Do you know what industrial design is?
Do you know how well-paying or in demand these jobs are? I took a class in human factors and absolutely loved it. I am really interested in these fields and I am an art major so I am leaning more toward industrial design but I am trying to think down the road what I should get a Master's in.
Do you know how well-paying or in demand these jobs are? I took a class in human factors and absolutely loved it. I am really interested in these fields and I am an art major so I am leaning more toward industrial design but I am trying to think down the road what I should get a Master's in.
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Is snopes.com reliable? Or is it a joke?
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You had something to do-it could wait but you'd been planning on doing it, when a friend IMs you asking about something, a minor question/problem. Before said problem is resolved/discussed they say "brb"-however this turns into going on 20 minutes gone. Do you wait for them to return and finish the discussion or just tell them you left but will be back and go on your way?
Yeah, I sent something to my friend she requested because it would have cost a lot for her with shipping. She hasn't gotten it yet which is a little surprising so she IMed me to let me know it wasn't here. She told me she'd "brb" but that was about 20 minutes ago and when she first IMed me I was getting ready to go for a walk
Yeah, I sent something to my friend she requested because it would have cost a lot for her with shipping. She hasn't gotten it yet which is a little surprising so she IMed me to let me know it wasn't here. She told me she'd "brb" but that was about 20 minutes ago and when she first IMed me I was getting ready to go for a walk
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What haunted houses, hayrides, mazes, forests and the like pop up in your area around Halloween? Have you been to any of them, and if so, what was your opinion?
What wine should I pair with chili dogs, hot wings, and celery and carrots with blue cheese dip? Pls explain the reasoning behind your choice.
What wine should I pair with chili dogs, hot wings, and celery and carrots with blue cheese dip? Pls explain the reasoning behind your choice.
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1.) Is 27 too old to be riding a skateboard?
2.) I'm working from home today, which begs the question: Should I touch myself or go take a nap?
2.) I'm working from home today, which begs the question: Should I touch myself or go take a nap?
Remember Jenny Jones?
What ever happened to 'Rude Jude' that would always talk smack on her show? Does anyone know?
I think I used to have a crush on him in 7th grade. Lame.
I think I used to have a crush on him in 7th grade. Lame.
i went to Maine, ate lobster for four days and flew home.
which of these MAINE/MAINE songs have you ever enjoyed?
Main Squeeze, lenny kravitz feat. teena marie
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Main Street, bob seger
2(4.4%)
Main Man, the ramones
0(0.0%)
Mainline Florida, eric clapton
1(2.2%)
Mainline, kiss
0(0.0%)
Main Street Eyes, iggy pop
0(0.0%)
Jesus on the Mainline, aerosmith
0(0.0%)
Jesus on the Mainline, ry cooder
0(0.0%)
Jesus on the Mainline, ben harper
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State of Maine Song, the official state song of maine
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some other song from Exile on Main Street, the rolling stones
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oh suzer, this poll was slightly lame, but im glad you are back from vacation
3(6.7%)
oh suzer, i might like more of these songs if i had ever heard them
11(24.4%)
*sigh* suzer, suzer, suzer
2(4.4%)
have you ever been on an airplane when the oxygen masks dropped?
yes! omg!
2(4.2%)
no.
44(91.7%)
i have never been on an airplane
2(4.2%)
i dunno what this even means, buhhh
0(0.0%)
have you ever gone through security and had them confiscate things from you?
i have never gone through airport security.
3(6.1%)
no, because i follow the rules and use ziploc bags.
22(44.9%)
no, i don't carry liquids or gels as a rule.
5(10.2%)
yes, but i have blocked out the details
9(18.4%)
yes, and i will detail that traumatic experience in comments.
10(20.4%)
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My boyfriend has stated that he will marry the woman that can make lasagna that meets or beats his mother's. His birthday is Wednesday. Will you link the best lasagna recipe that you've ever seen?
If the lasagna fails, should I make a cake, too?
Should I order hookers and blow for his birthday too? If so, do you have a coupon for any hookers? I'm on a tight budget.
I'm borrowing the first 3 seasons of House from him. Was getting him the 4th season for his birthday, knowing that I would probably watch it first, a horrible thing to do? y/y?
If the lasagna fails, should I make a cake, too?
Should I order hookers and blow for his birthday too? If so, do you have a coupon for any hookers? I'm on a tight budget.
I'm borrowing the first 3 seasons of House from him. Was getting him the 4th season for his birthday, knowing that I would probably watch it first, a horrible thing to do? y/y?
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1. When you get a sore throat, is it ever just in one spot? Or do I have a cut or something in my throat?
2. Would you consider a receptionist in a doctor's office as working in the medical field?
2. Would you consider a receptionist in a doctor's office as working in the medical field?
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Do you like to write in novel-format? (Not poems, not short stories.) If so, what genres and types of things do you like to write about? What inspired you to write about such things? Have you ever finished a complete rough draft of a book? Have you ever gotten anything published (be it in a magazine or an actual book?)
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1) For those of you who enjoy M. Night Shyamalan, What is your favorite movie of his?
2) Least favorite?
3) How do you make hot chocolate?
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2) Least favorite?
3) How do you make hot chocolate?
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Yahoo issues
Is anyone else having trouble logging onto Yahoo? I had to reinstall Messenger yesterday, changed password, and now can't bring up any Yahoo page, even to re-login with new password. All I want to do is check some movie times. Even tried on IE which I hate, no luck. *pout* any suggestions?
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What do you worry about?
ETA: What do you do when you can't sleep because you're worrying about things?
ETA: What do you do when you can't sleep because you're worrying about things?
Tea Queue Sea
For those of you who go to school
Where do you go to school?
If you don't go to school, what color is your shirt?
Where do you go to school?
If you don't go to school, what color is your shirt?
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Hi TQC! I just got this in black and that whole estimating the size with my hands thing didn't exactly work for me. In fact, it's quite a good deal larger than I ever would have guessed :[
Where in the world should I put this?! Where would you put it?
Where in the world should I put this?! Where would you put it?
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why has my 7 year old neutered cat suddenly taken an interest in trying to hump my arm?
he's never done it before in his life and just started doing it last week. Does he need even MORE attention?
anyone know how to make him stop?...everything i've tried doesn't work
clearly I don't want my cat trying to constantly hump my arm or the arm of anyone else for that matter
he's never done it before in his life and just started doing it last week. Does he need even MORE attention?
anyone know how to make him stop?...everything i've tried doesn't work
clearly I don't want my cat trying to constantly hump my arm or the arm of anyone else for that matter
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will you tell us about a funny and/or embarrassing story about a time when your stomach or somebody else's was making loud noises in public?
Once I was at my friends because she was helping me with my resume and my tummy was making the LOUDEST gurggles EVER! It was pretty funny-I just ate before I went there but she kept asking if I wanted something to eat. I don't know why my tummy was being so loud.
Also, have you ever used Ahava lotion?
Once I was at my friends because she was helping me with my resume and my tummy was making the LOUDEST gurggles EVER! It was pretty funny-I just ate before I went there but she kept asking if I wanted something to eat. I don't know why my tummy was being so loud.
Also, have you ever used Ahava lotion?
Gross TMI poll
You spent the night at your SO's place (pretend if you don't have one) and you wake up before him/her. You have to poop. He/she is sound asleep, so you decide to do your business in the bathroom. You unload an enormous poop. After you're done, you flush, and for some reason, the suction is really poor and you used too much TP, so the toilet is clogged. Looking around, you see no plunger. What do you do?
Wake up my SO and ask for a plunger
60(56.1%)
Close the lid. Leave it
3(2.8%)
Using toilet paper, transfer the contents in the toilet to the trash can. Walk it down to the trash cans outside
5(4.7%)
Find a trash bag in the kitchen. Dump the poop in there. Walk it down to the trash cans outside
6(5.6%)
Open window. Lob poop out to the yard below
2(1.9%)
Panic and keep flushing. Probably end up flooding the bathroom
15(14.0%)
This is bad. I'm going to have to resort to drastic measures to protect my dignity. I turn on the gas, take him/her out to breakfast, and his/her apartment will explode in our absence
2(1.9%)
Make it look like someone broke into his/her place during the night, stole some things, vandalized, and then, for some strange reason, pooped in the toilet and left
1(0.9%)
Other
13(12.1%)
Self-defense/safety devices in Illinois.
Google's responses are numerous and confusing. So now I ask for your ideas...
1. If a stranger touches me sexually, can I legally kick/punch/hit him?
2. Which safety devices are legal to use in Illinois?
3. Can I use these devices in public places (stores, train stations) if I'm touched sexually?
1. If a stranger touches me sexually, can I legally kick/punch/hit him?
2. Which safety devices are legal to use in Illinois?
3. Can I use these devices in public places (stores, train stations) if I'm touched sexually?
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What does your state/province/district/territory/countr
What night has the best TV?
What is your favorite store?
What color looks the best on you?
How tall is the tallest buiding in the city/town where you live?
What night has the best TV?
What is your favorite store?
What color looks the best on you?
How tall is the tallest buiding in the city/town where you live?
iron and wine.
What calms you?
Boredom Has Consumed My Soul
Will you post the best work-safe website you've ever been too?
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Did you know that Comcast has more HD?
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What really grinds your gears?
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Do you think you're fat?
Will you show me a picture of what [in your opinion] a "fat" person looks like? KEEP IT SFW.
ETA: Do you have a pair of 'fat' jeans? what brand are they?
Will you show me a picture of what [in your opinion] a "fat" person looks like? KEEP IT SFW.
ETA: Do you have a pair of 'fat' jeans? what brand are they?
omg college dramaaaaaa
When my suitemates and I moved into this dorm, we were told that there'd be a commons room with enough room for us to bring seats/chairs. As such, I brought a bean bag chair, and expected everyone else to bring something that they'd like to sit on.
One of my suitemates, however, has adopted my beanbag chair. Whenever she's in the commons room, she's sitting in it. I haven't yet asked her to vacate the damn thing because I'm sort of a pushover, but if this goes on you can bet your ass I'll be telling her to move.
Basically, TQC, what are some passive-aggressive ways I can make it clear to this girl that she's pissing me off? Non-srs answers only pls, since I'm sure I'll be talking to her about this in a week or so.
One of my suitemates, however, has adopted my beanbag chair. Whenever she's in the commons room, she's sitting in it. I haven't yet asked her to vacate the damn thing because I'm sort of a pushover, but if this goes on you can bet your ass I'll be telling her to move.
Basically, TQC, what are some passive-aggressive ways I can make it clear to this girl that she's pissing me off? Non-srs answers only pls, since I'm sure I'll be talking to her about this in a week or so.
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Will you post a picture of yourself so other TQCers can guess your predominant heritage?
ETA: Not where you're from regionally. Americans might be American, but most of their ancestors had to come from some other country. What's the other country?
ETA: Not where you're from regionally. Americans might be American, but most of their ancestors had to come from some other country. What's the other country?
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1. What do you do on your days off?
2. How many books would you estimate you read in a year?
2. How many books would you estimate you read in a year?
Law question. And pie.
So, TQC.
I'm kind of hoping some of you have some grasp of international law.
There's a lot of treaties and customary law governing when it's okay to use force against a country, and when it's okay to go against their sovereignty and invade.
But I'm wondering - what if one country sent say, (unarmed) scientists into another country's territory, covertly, so the first country didn't know about it (we're talking somewhere largely uninhabited) - and they did tests which made the land uninhabitable for citizens of the first country? (Like, say, secret testing of nuclear radiation which would cause the surrounds to be radioactive and potentially kill unsuspecting citizens who might come along).
If you're still with me, can you think of any examples of international law which specifically prohibits this sort of thing? Sending in (nonmilitary) representatives of one government into another's territory without express permission and to their detriment?
Also, what's your favourite kind of pie?
I'm kind of hoping some of you have some grasp of international law.
There's a lot of treaties and customary law governing when it's okay to use force against a country, and when it's okay to go against their sovereignty and invade.
But I'm wondering - what if one country sent say, (unarmed) scientists into another country's territory, covertly, so the first country didn't know about it (we're talking somewhere largely uninhabited) - and they did tests which made the land uninhabitable for citizens of the first country? (Like, say, secret testing of nuclear radiation which would cause the surrounds to be radioactive and potentially kill unsuspecting citizens who might come along).
If you're still with me, can you think of any examples of international law which specifically prohibits this sort of thing? Sending in (nonmilitary) representatives of one government into another's territory without express permission and to their detriment?
Also, what's your favourite kind of pie?
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sex,drugs or rock n roll?
where has all the snark gone????
who has jumped the snark?
tl;dr?
who has jumped the snark?
tl;dr?
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Do you watch Gossip Girl/90210/OTH?
eta: If you have cable/satellite, how much do you pay a month?
eta: If you have cable/satellite, how much do you pay a month?
one question before sleep
Was there anything in your childhood that repeatedly scared you, but wasn't intended to be scary?
When I was 2 and lived on Guam, there was one McDonalds and it had a massive statue of Ronald McDonald out in front. That statue scared the bajesus out of me and I had screaming fits any time we went anywhere near it.
also, the song Mama by Genesis scared me quite a bit. Just the part where Phil laughs insanely. The song Careful With that Ax Eugene by Pink Floyd scared me, but I think it was meant to be scary, so it doesn't really count.
When I was 2 and lived on Guam, there was one McDonalds and it had a massive statue of Ronald McDonald out in front. That statue scared the bajesus out of me and I had screaming fits any time we went anywhere near it.
also, the song Mama by Genesis scared me quite a bit. Just the part where Phil laughs insanely. The song Careful With that Ax Eugene by Pink Floyd scared me, but I think it was meant to be scary, so it doesn't really count.
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does anyone know what the greeting is that sushi chefs (and/or waiters) say when you enter a sushi restaurant? i know i've been greeted before with a japanese saying, but i can never quite hear it clearly.
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Do you enjoy physical contact with other people or does the idea make you recoil?
How ticklish are you?
Where are you the most ticklish?
How ticklish are you?
Where are you the most ticklish?
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Where can i find affordable seasons of TV shows other than Ebay?
interpret as you'd like.
Why do people get so worked up over what other people do with their (own) bodies?
Ford Focus
I am considering a 2007 Ford Focus. Any late-model Focus drivers in here? Or have a friend who has one?
How is it? What do you like/dislike about it?
The one I'm looking at has heated seats and a power sunroof. HEATED SEATS!!!! mmmm, toasty warm buns...
How is it? What do you like/dislike about it?
The one I'm looking at has heated seats and a power sunroof. HEATED SEATS!!!! mmmm, toasty warm buns...
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So how was your weekend?
Do anything fun/interesting?
What are you looking forward to this week?
Do anything fun/interesting?
What are you looking forward to this week?
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Has anyone ever dated somebody who couldn't forget about anything? So much so that they constantly bring up things that you had done in the past, before you dated them, and try to use it against you?
I did something a few years back before I started dating my current guy, and he keeps bringing it up and using it against me, saying that I constantly change what I say and lie to him. It was years ago and I was drunk at the time, how the hell can I remember all the minor details?
He is slowly driving me insane and I was just wondering if anyone had any similar experience? If so, what did you do?
I did something a few years back before I started dating my current guy, and he keeps bringing it up and using it against me, saying that I constantly change what I say and lie to him. It was years ago and I was drunk at the time, how the hell can I remember all the minor details?
He is slowly driving me insane and I was just wondering if anyone had any similar experience? If so, what did you do?
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Whose mom in TQC would you bang first?
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TQC, I'm hungry but I don't have food in the house nor transportation to go out. I think I need to order pizza.
Would you like some pizza? What would you like on it? Should I order some sides for us to share?
ETA: My treat. ;)
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How many hours a day do you have to spend on TQC for you to be classified as addicted to TQC?
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I'm currently sitting in my school's library listening to a video being watched by the Co-Op class behind me about some dude who lost his legs in a tragic accident at the workplace. I'm on spare right now but I can't go home because I have a newspaper meeting at the end of the day. :(
Where are YOU sitting right now?
Where are YOU sitting right now?
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Do you like ketchup? I love ketchup. why does ketchup get such a bad rap?
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should I trip on lsd tonight?
would you trip on lsd tonight?
would you trip on lsd tonight?
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If you could preserve the DNA of a living celebrity, political representative, or other important figure for all eternity, who would you choose?
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1. What was your PE program like in school?
2. How important do you think things like passing the Presidential Fitness test are?
Edit, 3. How important is being fit to you?
2. How important do you think things like passing the Presidential Fitness test are?
Edit, 3. How important is being fit to you?
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Which celebrities generally get a lot of love, but personally, you can't fucking stand them? Why?
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Dear Teak Yuicy,
Which foreign writing system should I study next?
It can't be a pictographic (Chinese, Japanese, etc.) and I already know Greek, Russian, and Hindi/Sanskrit writing systems.
Which foreign writing system should I study next?
It can't be a pictographic (Chinese, Japanese, etc.) and I already know Greek, Russian, and Hindi/Sanskrit writing systems.
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Do any of you have predictions for (popular) Halloween costumes this year?
What are they?
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So I got pretty drunk last night but could barely sleep. Maybe four hours or so. Now I'm exhausted and I still can't sleep. I have to close tonight at work, so I'll be working till midnight. I've tried to nap, but I just lay here pissed off that I'm not asleep and thinking about everything.
Should I keep trying to sleep or should I just get up and power through and drink lots of energy drinks?
Also, if you were having sex with someone and they slapped you across the face with no warning and no prior discussion about whether or not you would like to be slapped across the face, how would you handle it?
Should I keep trying to sleep or should I just get up and power through and drink lots of energy drinks?
Also, if you were having sex with someone and they slapped you across the face with no warning and no prior discussion about whether or not you would like to be slapped across the face, how would you handle it?
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I love peanut butter on blueberry waffles. especially if I can wash it all down with some ice cold milk.
some people think this is disgusting. WHY? do YOU like peanut butter on waffles? do you like waffles at all?
if not - what's your favorite breakfast item?
some people think this is disgusting. WHY? do YOU like peanut butter on waffles? do you like waffles at all?
if not - what's your favorite breakfast item?
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What was the last risk you had to take?
How did it work out?
Big Risk = Big Reward, y/n?
How did it work out?
Big Risk = Big Reward, y/n?
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How much is too much to spend on a nice dress that you would wear not very often but more than once or twice?
someone has dibs on my future babies
How would you respond if a somewhat romantic interest of yours told you that they called out of work because they couldn't stop thinking of you? Would you be a weirded out? Is that a bit excessive?
EDIT: He didn't ask me to hang out. He just sat home. Also, It was more of a "hey btw I called out today because I keep thinking of you."
EDIT: He didn't ask me to hang out. He just sat home. Also, It was more of a "hey btw I called out today because I keep thinking of you."
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What's the hardest decision you've ever had to make?
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There's a CAT button on my car stereo. It's right next to the CLOCK button. I press CLOCK, I get clock. I press CAT, nothing happens. No cat occurs.
1. Just so I'll be prepared, what might one expect if this button ever starts working?
2. Have you ever had a mystery button? What did it not do?
1. Just so I'll be prepared, what might one expect if this button ever starts working?
2. Have you ever had a mystery button? What did it not do?
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Have you ever been fired from a job? What for?
Have you ever quit a job? Why?
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I'm exhausted, and have to go to orchestra for the next 2 hrs or so. Will you post something for me to laugh at when I get back?
Have you ever been so tired you could just sit down and bawl? If you give into the temptation, do you feel better after? Don't you hate feeling that way?
Have you ever been so tired you could just sit down and bawl? If you give into the temptation, do you feel better after? Don't you hate feeling that way?
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So I just got my eyebrows waxed and feel like killing myself. My left eyebrow is practically gone so I wouldn't let her touch my right one. I feel murderous. Does anyone remember what that shit is called that supposedly makes your eyebrows grow back fast? I know it's sold at Sephora but I can't remember.
Anyone got any crackers?
Any one know what the texture of smegma is like? Is it more like bursting pustules in your mouth, or is it more like a soft cheese?
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If you found an apartment for $200 a month-when any other apartment in the area cost a few thousand-but you
1. couldn't have a microwave
2. you couldn't hang pictures
3. you had to take your organic trash to the disposal in the hall/non-organic to the basement every night
Would you still live there?
1. couldn't have a microwave
2. you couldn't hang pictures
3. you had to take your organic trash to the disposal in the hall/non-organic to the basement every night
Would you still live there?
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When listening to music I often have to remind myself I'm in public so that I don't sing along. Especially in places like on the way to work or the gym.
What silly things do you have to remind yourself not to do?
What silly things do you have to remind yourself not to do?
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i have 2 cans of Lychees in my possession.
What should i do with them?
What should i do with them?
this is probably a stupid question...
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Time for some positive affirmation!!!
How do you put it, when you WANT TO DO SOMETHING, YES ?
How do you put it, when you WANT TO DO SOMETHING, YES ?
Let's...
Roll
4(10.3%)
Rock
8(20.5%)
Ride
1(2.6%)
Boogie
4(10.3%)
Scram
0(0.0%)
Scoot
0(0.0%)
Fly
2(5.1%)
Shoot
0(0.0%)
Elope
0(0.0%)
Vanish
0(0.0%)
Disappear
2(5.1%)
Submerge
3(7.7%)
Tango
2(5.1%)
Do this!
10(25.6%)
Not.
3(7.7%)
(continued...)
Hit it!
6(17.6%)
Bounce
2(5.9%)
Get together
3(8.8%)
Change the world!
3(8.8%)
Be...
3(8.8%)
Really do this!
3(8.8%)
Say no.
0(0.0%)
Renege
1(2.9%)
Take a raincheck
3(8.8%)
Come back to it later.
3(8.8%)
Something else I will add in comments...
7(20.6%)
Cafeteria antics
I eat all my meals in the cafteria (DFAC really ...but I digress)...the non-English servers mislabel the food all the time..which begs the question...
Would you eat soup labeled CHICKEN VAG?
Would you eat OATMILL?
BAKED SALMONELLA?
will I die from this?
Would you eat soup labeled CHICKEN VAG?
Would you eat OATMILL?
BAKED SALMONELLA?
will I die from this?
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best thing ever? y/y?
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Do you know someone who does something so stupid that they _must_ be doing it just to annoy you?
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whoa unrelated
boys - do you ever have multiple orgasms? are they frequent? pleasant or unpleasant?
girls with boyfriends/husbands/sex partners - has your guy ever had multiple orgasms? are they frequent? what do you think if/when this happens?
if you play rock band - what are your favorite and least favorite songs to play?
for everyone - my dog pooped in the house today buuuuut, he pooped literally right in front of the toilet (he had the whole house to poop in). do you think he was trying to actually poop IN the toilet and missed?
girls with boyfriends/husbands/sex partners - has your guy ever had multiple orgasms? are they frequent? what do you think if/when this happens?
if you play rock band - what are your favorite and least favorite songs to play?
for everyone - my dog pooped in the house today buuuuut, he pooped literally right in front of the toilet (he had the whole house to poop in). do you think he was trying to actually poop IN the toilet and missed?
dinner
which dining hall should i got to for dinner?
here are my options:
a) red jacket:
-roasted top round
-pork chops
-penne chicken broccoli alfredo
-oven roasted potatoes
-tempura onion chips
-peas
-corn
b) richmond:
-meatloaf w/ mushrooms
-mahi mahi w/ pineapple salsa
-chicken fingers
-mashed red potatoes
-rice pilaf
-corn on the cob
-snap peas
both have the same dessert selection (cookies, chocolate cake, cheesecake etc.)
here are my options:
a) red jacket:
-roasted top round
-pork chops
-penne chicken broccoli alfredo
-oven roasted potatoes
-tempura onion chips
-peas
-corn
b) richmond:
-meatloaf w/ mushrooms
-mahi mahi w/ pineapple salsa
-chicken fingers
-mashed red potatoes
-rice pilaf
-corn on the cob
-snap peas
both have the same dessert selection (cookies, chocolate cake, cheesecake etc.)
Employee getting fired
Small amount of background: I work in a small call center. The employee next to me has been nothing but annoying -- she's stupid, can't do her job, and has taken to calling in "sick" once a week for the past two months. The good news? They just found someone to replace her and rather than wait until Friday to do it (because she's really THAT BAD), they're getting rid of her tomorrow morning!
Which means, of course, I know when it's going to happen.
So...TQC, if you were in this situation, what would YOU do while she comes back from being fired and clears out the desk next to yours? Serious and non-serious answers are both happily accepted!
Which means, of course, I know when it's going to happen.
So...TQC, if you were in this situation, what would YOU do while she comes back from being fired and clears out the desk next to yours? Serious and non-serious answers are both happily accepted!
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If someone speaks a second language, X, at an intermediate level, and they live in the country where that language is spoken and switch between their native language and second language, is it socially inappropriate for the native speakers of X to correct this person's grammar unless the person specifies they want their grammar corrected?
What about if the person is determined to only speak X and never use their native language, but is horrible at speaking it - should others then feel they have a duty to correct it?
Is it rude to ask someone with a very obvious accent where they come from?
What about if the person is determined to only speak X and never use their native language, but is horrible at speaking it - should others then feel they have a duty to correct it?
Is it rude to ask someone with a very obvious accent where they come from?
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When's the last time you felt insulted by a stranger?
I got on the free bus on campus today and asked the driver if it went to a certain destination. The driver said, "Yes...it's a free bus that goes across campus, not a hard concept." I was just so floored, all I could muster was a fuck you under my breath. I called and complained but the guy didn't seem too vested in "talking to her." :\
How long did/will it it take for you to pay off your student loans?
I'll have about $50,000 to pay. :'(
I got on the free bus on campus today and asked the driver if it went to a certain destination. The driver said, "Yes...it's a free bus that goes across campus, not a hard concept." I was just so floored, all I could muster was a fuck you under my breath. I called and complained but the guy didn't seem too vested in "talking to her." :\
How long did/will it it take for you to pay off your student loans?
I'll have about $50,000 to pay. :'(
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Love like moonbeams
What did you want to be when you grew up?
What are you now?
What are you now?
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I've got auditions for the school play tomorrow.
What was the last thing that made you anxious/nervous/excited?
Why did my throat decide to get sick two days before? I've been drinking water like crazy.
Have any other remedies for a sore throat?
Can you do any good accents? which ones?
Which accents do you find the sexiest?
What was the last thing that made you anxious/nervous/excited?
Why did my throat decide to get sick two days before? I've been drinking water like crazy.
Have any other remedies for a sore throat?
Can you do any good accents? which ones?
Which accents do you find the sexiest?
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1. Women, how often do you orgasm during sexual intercourse? (PIV sex only.)
2. Women, how often do you orgasm during oral sex?
3. Anyone, do you think you could enjoy sex with someone who doesn't (has yet to) orgasm?
2. Women, how often do you orgasm during oral sex?
3. Anyone, do you think you could enjoy sex with someone who doesn't (has yet to) orgasm?
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What do you mean "you people"?
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Do you think hypnosis works, or is it a crock?
Have you ever been hypnotized?
Do you think it's possible for me to be hypnotized into not being the laziest fuck on the planet?
If not, how do you propose I go about curing myself of being the laziest fuck on the planet?
Have you ever been hypnotized?
Do you think it's possible for me to be hypnotized into not being the laziest fuck on the planet?
If not, how do you propose I go about curing myself of being the laziest fuck on the planet?
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Will you show me the funniest or scariest thing you can make on www.yearbookyourself.com ?
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Roses are Red Violets are Blue
TQC will you recite me your favourite poem?
How was your day/night TQC? What's news?
TQC will you recite me your favourite poem?
How was your day/night TQC? What's news?
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to anyone with good graphic design skills that happens to be bored at the moment, would you make me a sign that says "knock before enterting"?
My roommate keeps entering my room without first knocking and it pisses me off, but I suck at any sort of graphic design.
Anyone?
My roommate keeps entering my room without first knocking and it pisses me off, but I suck at any sort of graphic design.
Anyone?
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For my birthday should I go to Hooters, a strip club or just have a party?
Any other ideas?
Any other ideas?
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What's happenin', hot stuff?
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Will you post the most WTF Casual Encounter from your local Craigslist?
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got called an idiot by my step daddy twice. not bad though. lol, i because so many of you think this is the worse thing said to me its not, i just put it up here so you could know where i got my inspiration yo! ive been called lots worse trust me. =o
whats the worst things a relative has said about you?
whats the worst things a relative has said about you?
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What's the meaning of life, TQC?
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What's this shit? Why did the 'World Trivia 1: Easier' TQC quiz have six US-related questions? Is that someone's idea of a bad joke? :p
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How do I make my shoes not smell? I live in florida and walk in the heat all day long,its getting gross...
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What's a good website to order flowers from?
Similarly, what's a good website to order stuffed animals from?
What kind of flowers/stuffed animal combo should I get my girlfriend for our anniversary?
Similarly, what's a good website to order stuffed animals from?
What kind of flowers/stuffed animal combo should I get my girlfriend for our anniversary?
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has anyone bought spore? have you found a no-cd crack for it? i bought it, but i don't want to get securom so i want the no-cd crack. i asked in 
thesims2 but the two comments i've gotten have both told me that it's both off topic and against the rules for me to post there, and i posted in _spore, but that community has all of like 60 members, so they're not helpful.
i really wanna play. : (
eta: if you can't help me, WHY THE FUCK IS THE SIMPSONS NOT ON?! the simpsons has been on fox at 6pm FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE basically. why the fuck is deal or no deal on?!
thesims2 but the two comments i've gotten have both told me that it's both off topic and against the rules for me to post there, and i posted in _spore, but that community has all of like 60 members, so they're not helpful.i really wanna play. : (
eta: if you can't help me, WHY THE FUCK IS THE SIMPSONS NOT ON?! the simpsons has been on fox at 6pm FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE basically. why the fuck is deal or no deal on?!
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Can you recommend me a good, more-or-less "new release" movie for me to rent at the video store tonight?
Edit: Or not so new. Whatever. My local video store is having a deal on the movies on the new release walls.
Edit: Or not so new. Whatever. My local video store is having a deal on the movies on the new release walls.
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How long would you let a sore throat go before seeing a doctor?
This doesn't feel like any sore throat I've had before and I swallowed my tongue ring a couple weeks ago...I know it was a while ago, but I'm worried they are related.
This doesn't feel like any sore throat I've had before and I swallowed my tongue ring a couple weeks ago...I know it was a while ago, but I'm worried they are related.
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Why does my parrot insist on picking my nose?
When was the last time you laughed for no reason out in the public?
When was the last time you laughed for no reason out in the public?
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So my 2nd wisdom tooth is growing in and FUCKIN JESUS CHRIST it hurts! My whole right side of my face is like.. dying I think and I just cant take it any more. What did you do to not feel so much pain when your wisdom tooth grew in? Cuz I sure as hell dont remember what I did when the 1st grew in a thousand years ago. Does a wisdom tooth make you wiser? 0_o WELL!? DOES IT!?
Also, what can I do... to make sure I become a vampire this year?
Also, what can I do... to make sure I become a vampire this year?
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Do you like green or white mint chocolate chip ice cream better?