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September 8th, 2008
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imagine if you were a police officer and you pulled me over for trespassing through a dark private road. my eyes seem hazy. you ask me, "what are you doing out here on private property?" I say, "looking for chickens"
would you search my car?
How do you feel about anal?
You would be most likely to...
The hottest/kinkiest sex you've ever had involved:
OLD GUY #1: "[character] rules."
OLD GUY #2: "[other character] rules."
OLD GUY #1: "[character] rules!"
OLD GUY #2: "[other character] rules!"
OLD GUY #1: "[other character] sucks."
OLD GUY #2: *slowly shakes head no* "You suck."
Do you remember this commercial?! Tell me anything you remember so I can try to find it!
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( there is no real reason why I am asking this question,just that they're both called Edward and one is real. I prefer the real one,myself...)
Any notable emotional reactions?
What was the last thing to shock you?
I know what you are thinking, "Well, that goes without saying." But they weren't always like this. They used to be at least interesting where one minute they could have Guns 'N' Roses playing with Elton John and in the next have Martha Stewart presenting an award with Busta Rhymes. And the feuds that were always popping up left and right during the annual shows! Good times. Good times.
This year felt like MTV rented a high school auditorium and presented awards to the only six videos they have played through out the year.
But I know there are still good videos out there. So, I ask you, TQC, what are your favorite music videos of 2008 so far?
And since MTV has done away with the Breakthrough Video category, what are your favorite creative, quirky and artsy videos of all time?
Please, if you can, give links rather than embed videos. Youtube freezes their videos if one site outside their own carries too many of them.
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How long have you known them?
Would your life be the same without them?
If you tied a disposable camera to a bench in a park closest to your neighborhood with a sign that read:
I attached this camera to the bench so you could take pictures. Seriously. So have fun. I'll be back later this evening to pick it up.
Love, [Whatever your first name is
1) What do you think would happen to your camera?
2) Would you get the pictures developed?
3) Have you ever done this before?
4) When's the last time you used a disposable camera?
For or against?
2. Do you collect anything? What?
3. What's the last thing you spilled on yourself?
4. Who is your hero?
5. Do you paint you nails and if so, what colors?
6. Do you moisturize daily?
7. How's the weather?
8. Tell me a secret?
9. How often do you drink? How much drinking do you think is too much?
10. Do you like mushrooms?
What's the most elaborate ruse you invented for this cause?
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Early to bed, early to rise makes a man _________________.
A bird in the hand is worth _________________.
The early bird gets _________________.
A penny saved is a penny _________________.
A fool and his money are soon _________________.
All that glitters _________________.
All roads lead to _________________.
An apple a day _________________.
Let sleeping dogs _________________.
You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him _________________.
If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
1. What makes you a better driver than most other people?
2. What makes you a worse driver than most other people?
What should I do to pass the time?
Have you ever eaten anything that was past its expiration date?
If yes, what was it and how did it taste?
Do you have an unusual habit or hobby?
What is it?
2) For those of you in college/high school, what class is shaping up to be the worst? Best?
3) What exciting thing do you have going this month? Next month?
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What movies have they scored that are your favorite?
Danny Elfman, John Williams, Hans Zimmer and James Newton Howard
I have some bias towards Danny for his Boingo days (do you love the Boingo days?), but in the way of filmscores I love Black Beauty and Edward Scissorhands. John Williams: Memoirs of a Geisha, Home Alone, Harry Potter. Hans Zimmer: Pirates of the Caribbean. James Newton Howard: King Kong, Hidalgo. And Zimmer/Howard: The Dark Knight.
Did you start when it started? (Or jump in at another time?)
Do you have a map?
Will you be blue when it's all over at the end of this year?
Do you think coin collecting is for old biddys and grandpas?
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What order do you put the items in your taco shell?
Do you know how well-paying or in demand these jobs are? I took a class in human factors and absolutely loved it. I am really interested in these fields and I am an art major so I am leaning more toward industrial design but I am trying to think down the road what I should get a Master's in.
Yeah, I sent something to my friend she requested because it would have cost a lot for her with shipping. She hasn't gotten it yet which is a little surprising so she IMed me to let me know it wasn't here. She told me she'd "brb" but that was about 20 minutes ago and when she first IMed me I was getting ready to go for a walk
What wine should I pair with chili dogs, hot wings, and celery and carrots with blue cheese dip? Pls explain the reasoning behind your choice.
2.) I'm working from home today, which begs the question: Should I touch myself or go take a nap?
I think I used to have a crush on him in 7th grade. Lame.
which of these MAINE/MAINE songs have you ever enjoyed?
have you ever been on an airplane when the oxygen masks dropped?
have you ever gone through security and had them confiscate things from you?
If the lasagna fails, should I make a cake, too?
Should I order hookers and blow for his birthday too? If so, do you have a coupon for any hookers? I'm on a tight budget.
I'm borrowing the first 3 seasons of House from him. Was getting him the 4th season for his birthday, knowing that I would probably watch it first, a horrible thing to do? y/y?
2. Would you consider a receptionist in a doctor's office as working in the medical field?
You must choose at least one.
2) Least favorite?
3) How do you make hot chocolate?
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ETA: What do you do when you can't sleep because you're worrying about things?
Where do you go to school?
If you don't go to school, what color is your shirt?
Where in the world should I put this?! Where would you put it?
he's never done it before in his life and just started doing it last week. Does he need even MORE attention?
anyone know how to make him stop?...everything i've tried doesn't work
clearly I don't want my cat trying to constantly hump my arm or the arm of anyone else for that matter
Once I was at my friends because she was helping me with my resume and my tummy was making the LOUDEST gurggles EVER! It was pretty funny-I just ate before I went there but she kept asking if I wanted something to eat. I don't know why my tummy was being so loud.
Also, have you ever used Ahava lotion?
You spent the night at your SO's place (pretend if you don't have one) and you wake up before him/her. You have to poop. He/she is sound asleep, so you decide to do your business in the bathroom. You unload an enormous poop. After you're done, you flush, and for some reason, the suction is really poor and you used too much TP, so the toilet is clogged. Looking around, you see no plunger. What do you do?
1. If a stranger touches me sexually, can I legally kick/punch/hit him?
2. Which safety devices are legal to use in Illinois?
3. Can I use these devices in public places (stores, train stations) if I'm touched sexually?
What night has the best TV?
What is your favorite store?
What color looks the best on you?
How tall is the tallest buiding in the city/town where you live?
Will you show me a picture of what [in your opinion] a "fat" person looks like? KEEP IT SFW.
ETA: Do you have a pair of 'fat' jeans? what brand are they?
One of my suitemates, however, has adopted my beanbag chair. Whenever she's in the commons room, she's sitting in it. I haven't yet asked her to vacate the damn thing because I'm sort of a pushover, but if this goes on you can bet your ass I'll be telling her to move.
Basically, TQC, what are some passive-aggressive ways I can make it clear to this girl that she's pissing me off? Non-srs answers only pls, since I'm sure I'll be talking to her about this in a week or so.
ETA: Not where you're from regionally. Americans might be American, but most of their ancestors had to come from some other country. What's the other country?
2. How many books would you estimate you read in a year?
I'm kind of hoping some of you have some grasp of international law.
There's a lot of treaties and customary law governing when it's okay to use force against a country, and when it's okay to go against their sovereignty and invade.
But I'm wondering - what if one country sent say, (unarmed) scientists into another country's territory, covertly, so the first country didn't know about it (we're talking somewhere largely uninhabited) - and they did tests which made the land uninhabitable for citizens of the first country? (Like, say, secret testing of nuclear radiation which would cause the surrounds to be radioactive and potentially kill unsuspecting citizens who might come along).
If you're still with me, can you think of any examples of international law which specifically prohibits this sort of thing? Sending in (nonmilitary) representatives of one government into another's territory without express permission and to their detriment?
Also, what's your favourite kind of pie?
who has jumped the snark?
eta: If you have cable/satellite, how much do you pay a month?
When I was 2 and lived on Guam, there was one McDonalds and it had a massive statue of Ronald McDonald out in front. That statue scared the bajesus out of me and I had screaming fits any time we went anywhere near it.
also, the song Mama by Genesis scared me quite a bit. Just the part where Phil laughs insanely. The song Careful With that Ax Eugene by Pink Floyd scared me, but I think it was meant to be scary, so it doesn't really count.
How ticklish are you?
Where are you the most ticklish?
How is it? What do you like/dislike about it?
The one I'm looking at has heated seats and a power sunroof. HEATED SEATS!!!! mmmm, toasty warm buns...
Do anything fun/interesting?
What are you looking forward to this week?
I did something a few years back before I started dating my current guy, and he keeps bringing it up and using it against me, saying that I constantly change what I say and lie to him. It was years ago and I was drunk at the time, how the hell can I remember all the minor details?
He is slowly driving me insane and I was just wondering if anyone had any similar experience? If so, what did you do?
TQC, I'm hungry but I don't have food in the house nor transportation to go out. I think I need to order pizza.
Would you like some pizza? What would you like on it? Should I order some sides for us to share?
ETA: My treat. ;)
Where are YOU sitting right now?
would you trip on lsd tonight?
2. How important do you think things like passing the Presidential Fitness test are?
Edit, 3. How important is being fit to you?
Which foreign writing system should I study next?
It can't be a pictographic (Chinese, Japanese, etc.) and I already know Greek, Russian, and Hindi/Sanskrit writing systems.
What are they?
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Should I keep trying to sleep or should I just get up and power through and drink lots of energy drinks?
Also, if you were having sex with someone and they slapped you across the face with no warning and no prior discussion about whether or not you would like to be slapped across the face, how would you handle it?
some people think this is disgusting. WHY? do YOU like peanut butter on waffles? do you like waffles at all?
if not - what's your favorite breakfast item?
How did it work out?
Big Risk = Big Reward, y/n?
EDIT: He didn't ask me to hang out. He just sat home. Also, It was more of a "hey btw I called out today because I keep thinking of you."
1. Just so I'll be prepared, what might one expect if this button ever starts working?
2. Have you ever had a mystery button? What did it not do?
Have you ever been fired from a job? What for?
Have you ever quit a job? Why?
Have you ever been so tired you could just sit down and bawl? If you give into the temptation, do you feel better after? Don't you hate feeling that way?
1. couldn't have a microwave
2. you couldn't hang pictures
3. you had to take your organic trash to the disposal in the hall/non-organic to the basement every night
Would you still live there?
What silly things do you have to remind yourself not to do?
What should i do with them?
How do you put it, when you WANT TO DO SOMETHING, YES ?
Would you eat soup labeled CHICKEN VAG?
Would you eat OATMILL?
will I die from this?
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girls with boyfriends/husbands/sex partners - has your guy ever had multiple orgasms? are they frequent? what do you think if/when this happens?
if you play rock band - what are your favorite and least favorite songs to play?
for everyone - my dog pooped in the house today buuuuut, he pooped literally right in front of the toilet (he had the whole house to poop in). do you think he was trying to actually poop IN the toilet and missed?
here are my options:
a) red jacket:
-roasted top round
-penne chicken broccoli alfredo
-oven roasted potatoes
-tempura onion chips
-meatloaf w/ mushrooms
-mahi mahi w/ pineapple salsa
-mashed red potatoes
-corn on the cob
both have the same dessert selection (cookies, chocolate cake, cheesecake etc.)
Which means, of course, I know when it's going to happen.
So...TQC, if you were in this situation, what would YOU do while she comes back from being fired and clears out the desk next to yours? Serious and non-serious answers are both happily accepted!
What about if the person is determined to only speak X and never use their native language, but is horrible at speaking it - should others then feel they have a duty to correct it?
Is it rude to ask someone with a very obvious accent where they come from?
I got on the free bus on campus today and asked the driver if it went to a certain destination. The driver said, "Yes...it's a free bus that goes across campus, not a hard concept." I was just so floored, all I could muster was a fuck you under my breath. I called and complained but the guy didn't seem too vested in "talking to her." :\
How long did/will it it take for you to pay off your student loans?
I'll have about $50,000 to pay. :'(
What are you now?
What was the last thing that made you anxious/nervous/excited?
Why did my throat decide to get sick two days before? I've been drinking water like crazy.
Have any other remedies for a sore throat?
Can you do any good accents? which ones?
Which accents do you find the sexiest?
2. Women, how often do you orgasm during oral sex?
3. Anyone, do you think you could enjoy sex with someone who doesn't (has yet to) orgasm?
Have you ever been hypnotized?
Do you think it's possible for me to be hypnotized into not being the laziest fuck on the planet?
If not, how do you propose I go about curing myself of being the laziest fuck on the planet?
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TQC will you recite me your favourite poem?
How was your day/night TQC? What's news?
My roommate keeps entering my room without first knocking and it pisses me off, but I suck at any sort of graphic design.
Any other ideas?
whats the worst things a relative has said about you?
Similarly, what's a good website to order stuffed animals from?
What kind of flowers/stuffed animal combo should I get my girlfriend for our anniversary?
i really wanna play. : (
eta: if you can't help me, WHY THE FUCK IS THE SIMPSONS NOT ON?! the simpsons has been on fox at 6pm FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE basically. why the fuck is deal or no deal on?!
Edit: Or not so new. Whatever. My local video store is having a deal on the movies on the new release walls.
This doesn't feel like any sore throat I've had before and I swallowed my tongue ring a couple weeks ago...I know it was a while ago, but I'm worried they are related.
When was the last time you laughed for no reason out in the public?
Also, what can I do... to make sure I become a vampire this year?