The Question Club

Of these donut types, which is the best?

Are you anemic?

You stumble across a yard sale, and there's all these awesome clothes. They're just the kind you like to wear, of all colors, and they're your size!! It's a dollar a piece, and you're prepared to spend $40+ on the clothes. You get to the owner of the clothes, and she's a middle aged woman, and she sees you with the clothes and holds back a tear. "That's the last of Daryl's wardrobe. She/he always did love to dress up. She/he died in a car accident a month ago and I just had to get rid of everything. Too many memories. Now, do you want those clothes?" All these nice duds are from a dead person. Would you purchase them now?

Question for the ladies. At another yard sale, you find a bin of bra and panties. Normally, you wouldn't look but the colors draw your eye, and you see that the underwear is all high quality and very expensive. The bras and panties are matching. They look clean. The bras, surprisingly, are your size. Would you buy any?

You're walking around this same yard sale, and you see a Real Sex doll. This doll's particularly well made and rather pretty, for a doll. These things go for thousands brand new, and the price tag for this one is...$10. Do you get it?

which of these ANIMAL songs do you find yourself enjoying at least occasionally?

you have ONE bullet left in the chamber...which host of the VIEW do you put out of my misery?

For the ladies. Someone gifts your SO with a Real Sex doll for his birthday. It's a gag gift, and at the time, no one realized that the doll is the splitting image of his ex-girlfriend. It's a well made, pretty doll. Everybody has a good laugh about it, and the doll jokes are made, and then the party's over and the doll is put in the closet. One day, you come over and you find the doll in his bed. When asked, he sheepishly admits that he was curious and had sex with the doll. It was pretty good and better than masturbation. He asks you if it's ok if he bang the doll when you're not around. How do you feel?

On your birthday, someone gets you a Real Sex doll of the celebrity you fancy the most. Whoever it is, be Depp or Jolie or whoever, it looks a lot like them. The hair feels real, and the skin feels similar to human skin. The doll is dressed in your favorite outfit (from the movie or pinup). After everybody has a few laughs and go home later, you're left with the doll. It's anatomically correct and built to please. Would you try it out?

In this scenario, you're single and lonely. You were with a friend at a bar, and he/she left, and you stayed behind to finish your drink. Suddenly a really attractive stranger sits down next to you and starts talking you up. The ice breaks really early, and playful banter escalates to sharp, pointed innuendo. He/she smells really nice and has a tight, sexy body. He/she leans in close to show you a picture and you end up kissing. It's electric and neither of you can stop. You're irrepressibly turned on and your head is swimming with lust. He/she talks you into going back to your place, and as you're standing in the doorway, intensely making out, your new 'friend' stops you and says that to proceed further, it'll cost you $200. Yep, he/she is a prostitute/gigalo. You're more aroused in your entire life and surprisingly, you have 200 in your possession. What happens now?