GIRL TALK!, lolol.
August 27th, 2008
GIRL TALK!, lolol.
personally i think it's disgusting but a few of my friends have made it their beer of choice. idgi.
If you could, would you want to know the exact time that you'd die?
How about your family?
How would you prefer to die (in your sleep is out of the question)?
How would you prefer your loved ones to die? (I struck it out because I feel bad asking, and I'd forever think that I was jinxing them)
(If you don't know what those are, explaination can be found here)
If you don't have any stories, do you think this bot sounds like a fun idea? Annoying? Creepy?
Also, hello to the member here who I happened to be connected to earlier lol
i just stubbed my pinky toe for the third time today and then knocked over a fan and trashcan as a result
whats your favorite movie?
Mainly ones that are uncommon?
Have you ever been called a slur that was racial but made no sense?
I want to make a cake and have a bite of it. Can I freeze the rest and save it for later?
It really won't be pretty if i have to eat the whole thing.
What else should I NOT FREEZE EVER?!
Any answers will do. Be creative. =D
Can one of you peoples invite me to chat? I've learned that there are limits to Trillian and finding my way to TQCchat on my own is one of them
My screen name's bedlamgreene
If no one invites me, I'll assume you're all planning a surprise party for me or something
Edit: I do as long as I've showered that day.
When I click the magnifying glass next to the search bar, the results open in the current tab. When I press Enter, they open in a new tab. I want the results to ALWAYS open in a new tab. Does anyone know of a tweak/extension that would fix this?
If you did, what did your final total come up to?
Background: I'm in love with the octopus squishable but the site states that they have no idea how much customs, brokerage will be, etc. I tried using a website estimate (http://www.thefinalcost.com/shipments/calculate/) and the total came to $103. OUCH! Say it ain't so...
1. What should I do to get his attention?
2. If it doesn't work what should I do instead?
3. Whats better than sex?
Sex is out. Oral sex is out. Makeout sesh is out. Hookers and blow are out. Hanging out at each others houses are out.
My favourite songs are the ones that make up the Genesis album entitled Selling England by the Pound. :)
What's your favorite commercial?
What's your least favorite commercial?
Fave commercial: The Lowes commercial with the 'Paint me!' door.
Least fave commercial: That goddamn Secret commercial with that brunette chick. I want to punch her in the throat.
eta: it's seared, and has some seasoning on it
Animal Cops. Not because it's a bad show, but because watching it always makes me bawl.
Do you like being spanked in bed?
(also, it would be nice if you assumed you're a little tall so dont want anything with too high a heel. and that it's a tea-length dress)
What are your favorite dishes at a BBQ (besides hookers and blow, of course)?
so does this mean that next time I should just shove my hand down his pants? y/n? non srs answers plz.
do you like "sweater weather"?
do you like wearing clothes in general?
what's your least favorite article of clothing?
would you wear a mu-mu all the time if it was socially acceptable?
how cold is too cold to walk around naked?
could you find yourself on google images?
whenever you buy neapolitan icecream, which flavor is usually the first to go?
does jean material make you feel physically uncomfortable?
srs and non srs answers pls.
(p.s.: I work at an insurance call center.)
2) College goers: What looks to be your most promising class this year?
3) What does the day have in store for you, TQC?
WHAT THE HELL DOES IT MEAN? do i secretly want to cheat on my boyfriend?
i can't imagine the baby would just never come out and you'd be preggers forever. why not just keep waiting? like, what's the reasons behind it/the risks?
How'd you sleep?
What's on today's agenda?
-Meh, can't complain. Got a full 8 hours in, thanks to some Tylenol Simply Sleep.
-Homework, then class (American Government, then Overview of Human Services, then Social Issues from an Anthropological Perspective, then French) from 2-8, then going thrifting with bf.
Tell me about a time you got hurt which couldn't have been such bad timing?
Is it raining where you live?
Are you excited for fall, if you live in the northern hemisphere?
How often do you wash your jeans?
What news story are you tired of hearing about?
What is the most valuable thing you own? Do you own anything that you'd risk your life for?
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lets just say it would be easy to hide with turtlenecks and clever layering.
are koffie and I the only people that think that this would be awesome?
Will you comment with your favorite funny Twilight icon?
In your comment will you include the answer to this question: What are you currently reading? Is it good?
I am very tired, and would very much like to go sleep right now, but, there is work to be done. I think I should go get a coffee, but caffeine...I don't know how to explain it, but my legs get all twitchy and I can't sit still. It's aggravating as fuck.
Should I get coffee and deal with my twitchy legs?
Any other advice as to how to stay awake? (I can't work with music, so that's out)
My roommate, Cait, moved into our apartment about 2.5 weeks ago. She lived here alone until last Tuesday, when a second roommate moved in. Cait left the apartment at some point on Sunday because she had a rash; it was scabies.
I moved in Monday afternoon. I live on the opposite side of the apartment as Cait, with the second roommate. I share a bathroom with the second roommate, not Cait. I got a call yesterday from Cait telling me about her scabies and that I shouldn't worry, and that she is no longer contagious, so she will be coming back tomorrow (tonight).
Anyone know anything about scabies?
If I haven't touched her clothes, bedding, etc, am I likely to have the mites, too?
If she never sat on the couch, does the couch have the mites?
2. got anything funny to say about phone sex?
I've been using cover up... its not quite liquid, but its not power either. It's sorta of a paste. But it's been making me break out so now I look like the chicken pox girl, and I clean it off the mintue I get home from work.
So, I need a cover up brand that won't make me break out. What's a good brand/type to check into?
For me, it was a log file from the microsoft antispywear beta that somehow kept logging its failure to run (after the beta ended) for over two years, and ended up being 4 gigs. I found it only when viewing a pre-defrag report that showed that i had a huge log file that was for a program that was not being used.
If not, how old were you when they were removed?
Do you remember WHY you had them out?
Was it super painful?
what about a check? if he/she writes and signs one of your checks without your consent? is it negligence on your part because you didn't keep your checks safe?
*not joint accounts btw.
Did anyone else ever read this blog?
What was that damned url?!?!
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2. What do you currently carry your school/work stuff in? Roughly how big is it? Pics are a plus.
i always here about people going to community college for 2 years, and then transferring to a university.
has anyone gone to a 4-year school for a semester or maybe a year, and then gone to a community college?
i'm at a 4-year school right now, but i'd like to transfer back to a CC just for financial reasons, and comfort reasons in general.
the only problem is i've never heard of anyone doing something like that, so if you know anyone who has, or if you have, let me hear your stories!
I love Dr. Pepper, but the thought of jerky, BBQ sauce, and marinade via Dr. Pepper is a little strange to me.
What other carbonated beverages do you think would make a good transition as food seasonings?
You stumble across a yard sale, and there's all these awesome clothes. They're just the kind you like to wear, of all colors, and they're your size!! It's a dollar a piece, and you're prepared to spend $40+ on the clothes. You get to the owner of the clothes, and she's a middle aged woman, and she sees you with the clothes and holds back a tear. "That's the last of Daryl's wardrobe. She/he always did love to dress up. She/he died in a car accident a month ago and I just had to get rid of everything. Too many memories. Now, do you want those clothes?" All these nice duds are from a dead person. Would you purchase them now?
Question for the ladies. At another yard sale, you find a bin of bra and panties. Normally, you wouldn't look but the colors draw your eye, and you see that the underwear is all high quality and very expensive. The bras and panties are matching. They look clean. The bras, surprisingly, are your size. Would you buy any?
You're walking around this same yard sale, and you see a Real Sex doll. This doll's particularly well made and rather pretty, for a doll. These things go for thousands brand new, and the price tag for this one is...$10. Do you get it?
What was it?
How'd that work out for you?
i want something like this(ignore whose horrible face it is plz) but maybe not exactly:
do you have any suggestions?
blow out your cherrybomb.
You a sailor trapped on the inside of a boat playing a card game with a man who is holding you hostage because you looked at him funny while on land. Apparently he took your wink and nudge to mean something more than "I'm a sailor winking and nudging and there is nothing at all inappropriate about this." Suffice to say the result of this card game will determine whether or not sitting will be done comfortably for a while. He also said something about knives and the possibility that you won't be walking away from this boat. But that's not important.
What is important is that you've come to realize that he's cheating. Mostly because, in one hand, he managed to get four aces. Which isn't so bad, except they were all Diamonds. And you're pretty sure there's only two of those in a deck. But you've also never played cards before.
You have to think fast. What will you do?
1- Whip out your Dark Charizard card, and, in the confusion, kill him with the knife he has stabbed in the table?
2- Double-click your boat's power cord?
3- Call him on his cheating and see just how many times he can stab you before he realizes it?
4- Remember you have a gun and shoot him?
5- Just accept your fate as a sailor with a sore ass?
6- Ask him to record it, so you can be famous on the Internet?
7- Kill yourself?
8- Start singing Ace of Base songs, because Ace of Base is rad?
My boyfriend calls him his "grandboss" and it makes me giggle every time.
What really absurdly funny thing has happened to you lately?
which of these ANIMAL songs do you find yourself enjoying at least occasionally?
you have ONE bullet left in the chamber...which host of the VIEW do you put out of my misery?
why do tourists go shopping? haven't people heard of mapquest? i don't know how to get your cottage~
what should i do for an hour? :(
I got to write an essay on old people in science fiction. I wrote about Professor Xavier, Bruce Wayne (in Batman Beyond, when he's all old and crotchety), and Admiral Adama from Battlestar Galactica.
For the ladies. Someone gifts your SO with a Real Sex doll for his birthday. It's a gag gift, and at the time, no one realized that the doll is the splitting image of his ex-girlfriend. It's a well made, pretty doll. Everybody has a good laugh about it, and the doll jokes are made, and then the party's over and the doll is put in the closet. One day, you come over and you find the doll in his bed. When asked, he sheepishly admits that he was curious and had sex with the doll. It was pretty good and better than masturbation. He asks you if it's ok if he bang the doll when you're not around. How do you feel?
2. Is the champagne from the Gap what's giving me the sinus headache I've had since last night?
3. Should I go swimming today? How can I keep the water from turning my hair green (it's platinum)?
whom I can't for the life of me recall his name.... here's his description, any ideas who it is?
**possibly a senator or governor but I looked through a list of senator names and none rang a bell
**sort of buzz/cut hair but possibly slightly grown out
**salt & pepperish color hair, I think leaning more toward salt
**fairly attractive for a probably 50-something dude
Ideas??? (pls post a picture of ideas)
edit: No, it's not Bill Clinton :D
I decided he looked a LITTLE BIT like Howard Dean but, yanno,
I come home from the Peace Corps and my little brother starts going off on a rant about the American Union or some shit and how China is going to take us over because we are going to try to take THEM over first, and how the Free Masons are apparently running everything, and this is all part of some grand scheme dating back to the Revolutionary war. I call bullshit, but that's just me.
I'm not big on conspiracy theories, so I don't really want to watch it.
Edit This was all spurred by the fact that I watched the worst biographical movie ever, "Che," and the fact that my brother figures anything that Che Guevara ever did that could be seen as negative can be pardoned by the fact that he was a guerrilla (what we will all be when we are fighting the Chinese, apparently.)
What are YOUR thoughts on El Che?
On your birthday, someone gets you a Real Sex doll of the celebrity you fancy the most. Whoever it is, be Depp or Jolie or whoever, it looks a lot like them. The hair feels real, and the skin feels similar to human skin. The doll is dressed in your favorite outfit (from the movie or pinup). After everybody has a few laughs and go home later, you're left with the doll. It's anatomically correct and built to please. Would you try it out?
I am officially on my school sleeping schedule, but school doesn't start until next Tuesday. So.
Wtf should I do?
Also, is that Neil Patrick Harris Old Spice commercial new or old? Where he jokes about being a pretend doctor and recommends Old Spice clinical strength deodorant?
Were you surprised that you didn't know it before?
Are you currently leaning towards Obama, his youthful hopefulness, or McCain, his most likely to die in officeness?
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it's on the ~rotation at work and we bolt for the back room to change the song when it comes on. fucking horrible song.
...am I really naked if I'm still wearing a ring and my glasses?
TQC, what did i forget to pack? what did i pack that i shouldn't have?
2. My friend just got a grill (like a mini-charcoal grill), and grilling is really hard. Our steaks were uneven and really gamey. Grilling/barbecue tips?
If not, what disqualifies you?
If you are eligible, do you?
TQC, am I going to be receiving a ticket in the mail or not?
Anyone tried it, how were the long term results. Anyone still on it?
Tomorrow is my last day at work, and I'm super shitty at saying goodbye. I figured I'd bring in a big cake or some shit (I'd have to buy it, all my baking crap is packed in some box somewhere) in order to say, you know, "So long, mofos," or whatever, with food instead of words. Have any of you ever done anything for your coworkers on your last day at a job? If so, what was it?
Does the cake sound good, or should I do something else?
[b] Can you tell me 1 thing about someone in here?
Who is it?
Did you make good money?
If you haven't, have you heard of some good restaurants or bars to work in?
Edit: might be helpful to know where
2. How about movies?
Mine are my mom singing opera/my dad dancing with me to 'Taxman', Legend with Tom Cruise and Mia Sara, and a book called Dad's Back!
My sister has to put her sheepdog down tomorrow. He's very old and it's time.
She's conflicted if she wants to be there or not, in the room with him.
Have you ever had to put a pet to sleep?
Were you there when it happened?
Do you regret your decision of being there or not being there?
Me? I'd have to be there for my pet. I don't know. I know it's a deeply personal choice but for me, I'll feel a need to be there when my cats have to go.
Finding out you have a papercut while soaping up in the shower
Being VERY PAINFULLY AWARE of a papercut as it happens?
If you could change your name to ANYTHING, with no limits or consequences, what would you change it to?
Did you take a foreign language in college/high school?
If so, did you guys pick names that were native to that language?
[I was OMFG PAINFULLY AWARE of a papercut on the back of my hand earlier this week. I was SO freaking squicked out you have no idea..
I would change it to Phoenix. I have no idea why, but I would.
Yep, in high school. I took German, and I was always "Katja". ]
Would you rather be stupid or ugly?
Yes, I am asking about my relationship. We are at once a week. Considering he works until after I am asleep and we have a 8 yr old and a 5 yr old, its hard to find privacy. He thinks it should be more often (like most men) and I am thinking WHEN IS THERE TIME???
Two simple questions:
1.) Is there a large gap in credibility between the Psy.D and the Ph.D for someone hoping to be an adolescent therapist?
2.) Are there any universities with excellent Psychology programs (specifically Psy.D programs) that I should look into and to which I should consider applying?
What prompts change in you?
What is your favourite cereal?
Go for your top three if you're a hardcore fan.
Why doesn't my greasemonkey addon (for firefox) seem to work anymore for unfolding comments?
Do you smoke?
What's your brand?
In this scenario, you're single and lonely. You were with a friend at a bar, and he/she left, and you stayed behind to finish your drink. Suddenly a really attractive stranger sits down next to you and starts talking you up. The ice breaks really early, and playful banter escalates to sharp, pointed innuendo. He/she smells really nice and has a tight, sexy body. He/she leans in close to show you a picture and you end up kissing. It's electric and neither of you can stop. You're irrepressibly turned on and your head is swimming with lust. He/she talks you into going back to your place, and as you're standing in the doorway, intensely making out, your new 'friend' stops you and says that to proceed further, it'll cost you $200. Yep, he/she is a prostitute/gigalo. You're more aroused in your entire life and surprisingly, you have 200 in your possession. What happens now?
Have you started thinking about Christmas gifts yet? Made a list of gift ideas for family? For yourself?
How early do you start shopping?
Preferable from the guy's point of view.
I'm a senior journalism major, and I want to compile some of the things I've written into a portfolio to show to potential employers. I have newspaper clippings as well as some old articles that I've written in classes.
I've googled this, but all I'm getting are pictures of leather portfolios to buy in office supply stores as well as wordy descriptions that don't include pictures. I'd like to know how to deal with newspaper clippings. :)
Is this guy a rapist or what?
Would you do it?
ETA for my own peace of mind: No, I'm not REALLY looking for casual encounters lol
What cover songs do you have in your music library? They don't have to be good to list them, lol.
Do you make yourself do anything, along with job/school/life obligations? (For example, eat a salad/something healthy a day, exercise a couple times a week, squeeze in some "reading for pleasure" time?)
or describe it!
i totally convinced my sister that she was adopted (not hard because she's blonde/blue eyed unlike the rest of us) and i made her watch the movie 'tommy' when she was 8yo.
i have a meeting tomorrow afternoon with a guy i work with. this guy is kind of a flake (HUGE understatement). we're supposed to work on a project together. should i just assume that i'll be doing the whole project from start to finish or should i actually try to get him pinned down to specific tasks (did i mention he's flaky?)?
what's for dessert?
Do you have a tried and true recipe for broccoli cheese casserole? I've tried a few and haven't been all that impressed. Everyone elses is always so much tastier. Will you share with me? D:
It's pretty good!
Say you are taking notes on your laptop (or IMing friends, let's be realistic) but you have to pee/get a drink/make a call and thus leave the class room.
Do you take the laptop with you?
Close it but leave it on the desk?
Leave it there, open?
I closed it and left it on the desk, but a friend was sitting next to my desk, so I wasn't too worried.
Do you think real doctors get mad watching hospital shows like Scrubs and Grey's Anatomy and House and all that?
What was the last thing you said that you regretted?
The night before last, someone slept on my arm, and when I woke up it was asleep. Now this is a very common occurrence for me; but what followed was not. I spent a good 3 or 4 hours with most of my arm remaining asleep, and now more than 24 hours later my thumb, middle, and index fingers are still asleep. It kind of feels like I'm wearing a band-aid on each fingertip. My question for you, thequestionclub, would be 'what is wrong with my fingers and how do I fix it'?
Alternatively, do your parents ever speak or act awkwardly around you? What are some experiences with this sort of thing?
My parents will often tell me that I smell good after a shower, and I don't know how to respond to that.
What else would you like to share about them?
What would you like to share in general?
Basically, three white guys high on meth made racist remarks about Obama and started "planning" an assassination. Police didn't consider it a serious threat, even though they found them with guns, bullet proof vests, and drugs. I just started thinking back to after 9/11, and how even saying you didn't like Dubya could get you in some seeeeerious trouble--like, feds busting down your door and you disappearing for 5 days. That kind of crazy shit.
So the question: Do you think police would have reacted more harshly if it were Dubya they'd been talking about? How about McCain? Do you think the police are treating it more lightly than they should for racial reasons?
Yes, I definitely think these guys would be in serious shit if it were Bush they were talking about. Mccain too, probably. It's possible they're not taking it seriously enough.
mine was fever-induced when I was about 11. I don't remember anything especially vivid, besides the sound of millions of people entering & exiting a large, amorphous hotel. Yes, amorphous. My parents tell me I was screaming "they're all dead!" as they tried to rush me to the bathroom to poor water on my face. It felt like I was moving at the speed of light.
If I did do this, what should be the first pair of animals that I save?
In unrelated news, I've had this headline, Dad chops son's hand off in banana fight stuck in my head ever since I've read it two days ago.
What was the last sentence, not song, but sentence that managed to become stuck in your head because it was that bizarre?
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ETA:No seriously, it's gross. Really consider clicking the cut.
I would love to hear a Cat Power + Sufjan Stevens album.
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