srs or non
you start to regret never reading a certain book and seeing a certain movie. you've always wanted to read/watch them, but you always put them off thinking you had the time later on to experience them.
so what book and movie are you regretting?
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being a guy and making out with another guy
being a guy and sucking another guys dick
i think kissing is gayer
This is my dream job. Ever since I was five years old and wrote my first "story", writing has been my passion. I worked for the school newspaper in junior high and high school, and also worked as a student correspondent for a newspaper in St. John's (the capital city of my province.)
I've not done much in the way of published writing since high school; the vast majority of my writing has been restricted to my LiveJournal and some bits and pieces of poetry.
I really would like to apply for this job. I'm tempted to email the managing editor of the paper and just say, "Look, I don't have much concrete experience. All I have is an English degree, a lifelong passion for the English language and a burning desire to do exactly this kind of job. I know it's a risk, but would you give me a chance to at least prove myself?"
I do have several examples of my writing, so there's that.
Should I give up the idea, TQC, or should I say "Fuck it, I'm gonna go for it"?
I have my reasons. -CoughNAFTACough-
Do note I'm Canadian so the election doesn't affect me. :P
im not sure how to spell that word...
well my favorite story is of narcissus and echo the nymph. yeah, if you dont know what it is and wanna know comment me and i will comment back a story, some of it anyways. cuz its a little long.
1. Do you think you can taste a difference between...
A) Pepsi and Coke
B) Mars Bars and Moro
2. Why do some girls like the Playboy brand clothing? Isn't it degrading?
(This isn't my question, it's my male friends. I love PB clothing, but my only answer is "The little bunny is cute")
The next to are related to some recent questions....
3. Why do some people find the idea of eating Rabbit unpleasant? How is it different from eating beef or lamb?
4. Why did some people choose communism over scientology here: http://community.livejournal.com/thequestionclub/45982344.html?
(Sorry, I wish I could mail drugs and alcohol to you guys too. But aside from that =P)
Or rather, what is your favorite beverage with your favorite food?
Coffee and donuts. OM NOM NOM!
ETA: Guys, I'm curling up with my ninja teddy bear and turning off the light but leaving the computer up. Baby steps!
Is it stupid if I change to Social Work? Am I insane for wanting to be a social worker?
Inspired by a randomish moment of asking a friend earlier if he'd clone himself so I could have a copy *grin*
Though I suppose that would only be satisfying if the process induced some sort of hive mind, otherwise it wouldn't actually be him would it?
Me, I'd send a clone to work and make the moneys for me so I could live the life of leisure and travel
and if it came with the hive-mind option, I'd make a clone to indulge in each romantic opportunity that intrigued me... then I would know which ones would pan out and which would be bastards and/or a waste of time... and I could spend quality time with the really awesome ones... I'd probably also have a threesome with myself and my love interests. I suppose it would make polyamory a really deeply interesting situation... as I could keep my boyfriend and still thoroughly indulge in other interests, and he wouldn't have to worry about being neglected...
Its looking like a good thing that I can't clone myself, too dangerous
I finally found the perfect one, Make Up Forever Face & Body Liquid Makeup, after about 6 years. Obviously this was a very exciting discovery for me.
Are you male or female?
What country (or... area) do you live in?
OTHER - DEFINE BECAUSE HUSHMYDARLING SUCKS AT INCLUDING THE MINORITY
Why do you want this job?
What can you contribute to this company?
What is your biggest flaw?
Should I just be proud that she has good taste? This is kinda expensive cheese she's lusting for.
I am 5'2 3/4'' and my doctor says i am done growing D:
Would it be considered incest if you fooled around/fucked your clone?
It usually takes me at least an hour. Sometimes more like 4... I just lay there and think about my future. And the fact that I'm not sleeping....
Tomorrow you're going to die. (Sorry)
How are you going to die?
What will you be wearing at the time of your death?
What do you want to be buried/cremated, etc, in? (Clothes wise or object wise)
And if you can make sure one thing is said to one person after your death; what would you say and to who?
(It'll be a big fanfare and Bob Barker or someone you want, will say it to the person you choose) And better yet, who(famous/or not) would you choose to say what you want, to that one person?
my mom took my brother and me to see tarzan and hercules (on the same day omg!) and i remember being so excited, lol.
i would be a sea turtle, cuz at least then i could swim around some. lol.
And by weird I mean amazingly freaky and just crazy in the scary way you don't like.
Like I knew this one dude who loved to read the Bible aloud on the bus, even though things were thrown at him, and nasty things were said. He thought the way to woo the girls he liked was to basically stalk them and write them long creepy letters about how they were destined to be together because God had it planned out for him.
I like the taste of blood. Am I a vampire?
What is the funniest thing that has ever happened to you?
What is your best feature?
a. Were you paid for it or did they give you a car to drive?
b. Know of any legit companies where I could look into this?
I found his site but I'm hesitant to just hand over cash to a company I dont know much about even if it is only $9.95.
I found this too;
Edit: The light decided to turn off! yay
What is the chance that if I added a class today & school starts Monday will I be on the professors roster?
Did you know bra size AA exists?! Why are those people wearing bras?
ETA: LOL danity kane will be at my university on thursday... for a free show. how many people do you think will show up to watch?
If so, do you have any cute (or not so cute) stories to share?
i hate it, why do you hate it?
i hate it because people around here get up early to watch it, and i sleep in...really late. blah. and its such a dumb thing to watch! i mean, come on, i get its hot in the car and blah blah blah, but besides an endurence challenge, what is the freaking point?
He further reassures you he just needs to ask a quick favor, and keeps his hands in view. He says he was at work (working third shift) and his wife's water broke. She was taken to the hospital via ambulance. En route to the hospital himself, he blew a tire. He explains he's contacted the fire department, but due to liability issues they can't personally drive him to the hospital. They can, however, provide him with a donut/spare tire for $25. The man, now fighting tears, explains he has only $17 on him. He again promises you his intentions are completely pure, and asks if he can borrow $8 from you. This man also, after hearing your story of being left behind, points you to the nearest open business and insists you go there asap because it's much safer than a parking lot, as it's well lit and full of people.
Assuming between the two of you, you and Jane have $8, do you give the man the money, or assume he's a very crafty scammer and say no?
2. Why do st_secular's thighs get itchy at night?
4. If you're in or around Indianapolis, Indiana, have you seen the Cardboard Village community art project in the Mass. Ave. area/arts district? If so, it's cool as hell y/y?
I'm thinking of, schedule pending, trying out for a roller derby team.
I asked this in another community but didn't get any responders, so I thought I'd try here.
Do you put mayonnaise on your hot dogs?
2) What's something you put on hot dogs that you wouldn't eat on a sandwich?
3) When's the last time you showed off? What were you doing?
If that question bores you, what's your personal mantra?
Should I mention anything about my doubts to her at the meeting or should I lie and just wait and see what happens after the study tour is over, so as not to lead her to think I will abandon her or preemptively put an idea into her head? Or is it important that I voice my doubts now so that we can try to think of a solution together?
What should I do from here? I feel badly, but uh...I've already passed the buck onto boyfriend - who is very confused.
2) What is the next concert you are going to?
3) What are some concerts you would like to go to but most likely won't be able to?
*You must post with your faceyourmanga icon*
1) Strike Anywhere
3) Sigur Ros, MSTRKRFT
Would you guess that it's my bed or my pillows that's making me feel so crappy when I wake up? Does this happen to anyone else?
Last night I picked up a package, wondered why it was wet and then looked at the slug that I was holding (he was attached to my textbook package). I then had to PEEL SLUG GOO off of my hands for ten minutes.
What's the last gross thing that happened to YOU?
Why do people talk with their hands?
Say you had a kid. They're now 11 years old and their school is 2 miles away, opposite to where your job lies. How do they get to school?
Your son is 8 and wants to go biking with his buddies from school. No adults will be around. Do you let him?
You have an important date and you need a babysitter. A friend of yours tells you about this one girl she uses. You decide to give her a try. You're almost ready when she arrives. When you open the door, you see a 17-year old girl with a mohawk a piercings. Your friend trusts her with her kid. Do you let her babysit yours?
Your 15 year old daughter was invited on her first date. She's excited. Do you let her?
Your 9-year old son is invited to a sleepover. He wants to go. You don't know any of his friends, nor do you know the parents who will be hosting the sleepover. It's tonight and there's not time to meet them. Do you let your son go?
I'm in a long distance relationship with a girl I haven't been dating very long- a month or so. I care for her very much and besides some jealousy issues (and the distance) she is great! I was treated like shit in my last relationship but she treats me wonderfully and values me so much. Unfortunately, I am one of those "out of sight, out of mind" people which means I am pretty much terrible at long distance relationships. The last one I tried I failed at miserably.
I have actually already fucked it up by making out with a friend that I have had a very long-standing crush on. So now I am in a pickle.
Should I keep going with the girlfriend and put this crush business out of my mind? Or should I pursue the crush because (according to our mutual friends and this has been confirmed as a rare and special thing) she apparently likes me? Also keep in mind that the crush is one of my closer friends at school and it would suck to screw that up... but we would probably make the best couple ever.
Edit: The rice cake was fine! My teeth slid off of each other when I was chewing and that was that.
isn't it awesome that there are 3 posts in a row with bender icons?
Are we fated to board the lesbo train?
I have a Compaq laptop that I've had for about 2 years. I was just playing in Paint and now the left click isn't working (there's a touchpad with a left and right mouse button underneath). When I mouse over the links, the pointer runs over it like I could click, but it won't let me left click. Clicking with the actual touchpad works, and the right click also works. I tried Googling about a disabled left click but nothing was coming up. I know everyone hates computer questions, but can anyone help?
Why do you need them?
Any suggestions/advice for someone who's never worn glasses and now they have to? Is it worth it to buy really expensive glasses?
Nobody in my family wears glasses and I just found out that I have astigmatism in my left eye.
Stories and/or pics?
Is it not nice to rip someone's baby out of their hands and then throw it really hard onto the ground so that it's crying and there's even a little blood dripping down the side of their head? Especially when you and your baby haven't really don't anything other than happen to give them a short glance as they walked by, you know, as people often do?
And then when you say, "No, stop that -- that's my baby, and you don't do that to babies." They're all *stabbitystab* and now blood's flying everywhere, and baby guts are all over your shoes and your baby is sitting there lying, slowly dying on the sidewalk, and she's looking up at you like it's all your fault? It's not all your fault, is it? That was kinda mean, right?
I have the classic black, wine red, and army green.
~if you're not going back to school, what's on your regular shopping list?
is there a such thing as a cadbury crunchie mcflurry? or is this a myth?? if it exists, what is it like?!!?
what kind of mcflurries do they have where you live?
for those who do not care about mcflurries, what kind of regional specialties are there where you live?
I just offered to drive my mom to my parent's camper and she started CRYING because she is stressed about whether or not she should go. She also likes to use the term "it smells like cow dick" if something doesn't smell good. I enjoy her craziness...but I hate when she cries
Do you hang out home alone naked much?
At which location in the TQC circle-jerk do you reside?
I have no idea how it got in here in the first place, considering I'm on the second floor of a dorm, but I want the little guy out before it poops on my stuff or gets into my food.
2. What do you think is the best American remake of a foreign movie or show?
What should I make for dinner tonight?
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Has this happened to anyone else's dog before?
What other methods can I use to reduce the swelling (besides a cold cloth)?
What could have possibly done this? I did not hear her yelp, she just began to limp. Is it a possible bug bite? Or likely she stepped on something?
1b. Do you like it crispy, soft, or soggy?
2. What is your favorite ice cream?
Which would you rather be?
(It would have been done already if my dad wasn't such an idiot and would tell me things that are necessary for me to know...)
[plz to be giving srs answers on this first one kthx.]
What classifies something as a berry? I've always wondered this.
What would you do with a Master's Degree in Philosophy? O_o
My car is 11 years old, scratched and dented to hell, and has some small spots of rust. (It runs like a charm otherwise!) Someone threw an egg at it last night. Nothing is broken (except the egg).
Is it weird that I'm not really bothered by this? The egg will come off, and my car was far from clean in the first place.
If my car was your car, would YOU be upset if someone threw an egg at it?
Is it rude to remove someone's items from a washer and place them in a dryer without their consent? Especially if there are other washers are available, but not right next to the first one you used? And the load has been done for, oh, about three minutes?
And when said people come down to switch the stuff over, you stand there looking like idiots while they frantically search for their articles?
guize, don't you think it is time for a pic post?
Who would you LEAST want to bang?
Who would you most like to bang?
Which is sexier? Cyclops or robots?
Which would you rather have caressing your naughty bits?
Edit: Bending Rodriguez. Typo
Guize, is it time for a pic post?
What should be the theme of the next pic post?
What game system do you have?
ALSO C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!
Can you post pics where you had food on your face at the time but didn't know it?
What name fits best?
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What genre of music should be dead?
What's a song that you like in a genre that you normally don't listen to?
I mean the kind wrapped around your waist.
If you still live at home with your parents (let's say you're 18-21), do they ever punish or ground you?
My dad unplugged the internet earlier because my room isn't clean up to his standards.
i can buy two tickets, 10 each for saturday night at a place i've never been before. i can ask around on the venue because i know people who have gone. but i was wondering if anyone has seen her and what your critic is
Will you post a pic of what you want most right now?
I've got a sandal tan line.
2)How many seasons of the office have you seen?
3)what do you think about the state of education today?
eta: how many episodes of futurama have you seen?
ETA: I guess I need a new icon, then?
(recommendations of free programs to use to convert it would be appreciated too)
Apparently I need to add some question marks so here you go
All of a sudden, you hear something moving around in the bathroom. You thought you were the only one home, so you call out. No answer. You approach the bathroom door cautiously, heart racing, blood pounding in your hears, when the door slowly swings open. You yelp in a mixture of shock and horror as the person who stands before you is you. Except older. Older You explains to you that he/she is from the future, and you have time to ask him/her any one question before he/she must return to the future.
What do you ask?
If you were going to create a sci-fi version of "Super Friends", who would you include?
I live in an eensy apartment, and find that I have no space to work or do much of anything and I need to figure out how to set my things out so I can function and not feel like a hoarder.
EDIT: I don't want to teach or use Twilight or Harry Potter. I just didn't want them to be part of the answer... I'd like other books, please. Thanks!
What's a good Paul Simon song?
Any other songs you think have amazing poetry for lyrics?
EVIL BRA BANDS!
2a. Do you personally know anyone who has gotten in trouble for violating a statutory rape law?
2b. Do you know anyone that legally SHOULD?
3. Do you agree with the laws?
I have a TV. The volume works fine. However, when I hook up my playstation 2, the volume doesnt work (picture is fine.) I thought I had the wrong attachment so I went out and got another one, same story. Is it possible for the audio output to be broken but the volume on the actual TV be OK? I'm not sure what the problem is here- obviously I'd rather it be that I have the wrong cord or it be the ps2 then have it be the TV :(
Inspired by the Adam Sandler movie. Let's say your closest friend of the same gender is single, with a kid and struggling financially. However, they come across the idea that they can qualify for domestic partnership benefits, which would help her kid tremendously, and your friend asks you...no, pleads with you....to pretend that you're her/his fiance/e and get married so that the benefits can start coming in. You can take advantage of those benefits too. You fill out a prenup and in a couple years, you divorce and go back to just being friends. To show you how much this means to your friend, he/she promises to pay you $5,000 over the next 5 years. Would you do it? Know that the marriage is real, and you would be a divorcee afterwards
What the most epic story you have for losing something?
Again with the car comparison: we decided to forget about the Kia and the Suzuki dealership is jerking us around, but we're still considering the Grand Vitara. However, we've also found a demo Ford Escape. It's only got a few hundred miles on it, like the Vitara, and it comes with 100,000m Bumper-to-Bumper warrenty. Like the Vitara, it comes with a sunroof, cruise control, aux audio jack, and power windows/locks/mirrors.
The Ford, however, comes with step rails, 6months of Satilite radio,and is a 2008 instead of a 2007. The dealership will also give it to us at 0% APR for 72 months. The Suzuki is 7.89% for the same amount of time. Both are no money down, sales tax paid. My mum's told both of them that payments will be below 300$ a month or no deal. The Suzuki has already knocked about 10$ off the payment in the first couple of days, and then another 20$, but it's still above 300.
I get to test drive the Ford tomorrow overnight, so we'll see how spacious it is for a fat girl, but I'm thinking it looks pretty big.
Do you guys have any thoughts on the Escape? Is it better than the Vitara?
Describe to me the perfect murder.
What's you middle name? Is it a "family" name?
mine is Lee, its been the 1st born's middle name for well ever
Also, those two cops that let him alone after the cabbie was shot, didn't one of them commit suicide?
Would you like your future SO to cook everything from scratch?
What do you run out of first in your pantry?
I've not ridden a bike for nearly 8 years and it's my last year at college so I finally got one. I'm a little nervous to ride, because I don't want to be hit by a car!!
When I'm on the sidewalk (cycling to school), I follow pedestrian rules. When I ride on the road, which I hate doing, I follow traffic rules. That's... how you're supposed to do it, right? What uh, rules do you follow? I keep on looking at my school website but I am not finding a thing.
Feel free to laugh T_T, though.
1. What do you not mind?
2. Whats your favorite comfort food?
3. What was the last thing you were tempted with?
What was the last movie you watched, whether it be in theaters or on tv?
How have you been feeling today?
Husband is making taco casserole
Lord of the Rings:The Two Towers on TNT
Typos, lmao. I have my glasses off. :(
Also: Law and Order CI fans, what do you think the secret from Goren's past is? Other than involving Nicole Wallace, I haven't a clue. Maybe she's his illegitimate daughter!
2. HOW DO I GET THROUGH THIS?!
what is the last movie you saw?
did you like it?
are they really vegetarian?
Edit: I totally had this written out a different way at first.... I see I forgot to correct everything. :p
I've tried googling it but I'm dumb and can't find anything that explains it in a way I understand. Hmph.
Also is startaintedsky here?
I have a question for youuuuuuuuu...