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August 23rd, 2008
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Heath Ledger's singing karoake with God now. The mantle of the Joker is open for the next actor to give it a twirl. Which of these promising thespains would make you happiest if they wore the clown makeup in future Batman movies?
Christian Bale is going to be playing John Conner in the next Terminator movie. Which actor owns it for the most cool blockbuster franchises they've been in?
This one's completely non-Batman. What's gayer for a guy to do?
Also, favourite joke. I need to laugh.
Like, if a guy just stands in place, the balls/muscles sort of make them move around for no apparent reason. I know that the scrotum changes size based on temperature, by why this?
DID YOU KNOW THAT BALLS DID THIS BEFORE? Specify gender. I just found out, wtf.
EDIT: Go Ask Alice answers:
The cool, subtle vibration you described and witnessed may have been due to testicular circulation. Veins and arteries allow the blood flow to run through the entire scrotum.
If your boyfriend's testicular movements were even more pronounced, then you can thank his cremaster muscle. It gently bungees the testicles to whatever part of the neighborhood they need to hang comfortably in. Another muscle, the dartos muscle, helps move the testicles up and down inside the scrotum. Together, they enable, as Kramer would say, "the boys," to dance.
Touch the upper inner portion of your boyfriend's thigh. His testicles will move in the direction away from where your hand is touching. This response is known as the cremasteric reflex, which is a safety maneuver that the testicles perform to stay out of harm's way.
CAN YOU DEMONSTRATE THIS REFLEX FOR THE CLASS?
Anything will do, tattoos, weddings, baybehs. Use your imagination.
I love her to pieces and appreciate that she thinks about me enough to buy me gifts but the things she gives me are so not me and I know she spends a decent amount of money on them :\ (think holiday-specific homemade purses with beading and puff paint). I carry them around her around the holidays but there are times when she surprises me and always asks where my bag is :\
Have you ever used proactiv? What were your results like?
Will you tell me a story?
1) what's the best way to hang these without putting nails and stuff in the wall?
there aren't any holes now that i can pass off as my own.
2) what else can i get besides lame posters to decorate the walls?
What are the three must-see movies you suggest they watch?
So what do you think? Is this not so pathetic that you just want to scream and cry? They're doing this at schools in other places as well.
Do you expect to get mocked when you ask personal questions on here that you already know the answer to?
Do you think it is easier to take TQC when you are more light hearted?
How old will you be in 100 years?
EDIT: I think she had a book. She ended up getting kicked out of Starbucks because they were closing so she sat in her car and read for the rest of the time. I just think it's weird because we live in a big city with a good public transit system and he could've easily gotten home on his own if he wanted to drink. I mean... there are better things to do on a Friday night than spend it at Starbucks alone waiting for someone, ya know? Maybe it's just me.
Plus, he felt bad she was waiting for him so when the rest of the guys went out for beers afterward, he went home.
Do you believe in aliens? I will not punish you if you elaborate.
Edit: If it makes any differnce, it is for a babysitting job.
1. How many of you are still drunk at 1:15 PST?
2. Are you psychic?
3. Will you text me?
4. Can you use your psychic abilities to find my phone number?
I just got home from work and there is a crab sitting on one of my plants. I turned the light on to make sure it wasn't somehow a molted skin or something that had somehow been missed and floated up. When I turned the light on it moved and was clearly a real crab.
WHAT THE SHIT?
Where did this crab come from?!
Edit: It's a totally full grown crab btw. I'm pretty sure I would have noticed baby crabs running around in the tank...
Also, can you find me awesome mullet pictures? I'm cutting one into my hair tomorrow for an androgyny party and I need to be inspired.
1. Was it rough or smooth?
2. Did it smell good or did it smell bad?
3. What was your favorite part?
4. Did you wash your hands afterward?
5. Were you reading anything?
6. Did you make any friends?
Okay, my burning question of the week, as previously asked on my LJ before finding this community:
Does having cybersex with *someone you know* count as cheating?
I'm tired and lazy so go to my LJ and peek behind the cut on the latest entry for details on why I'm asking.
If you are, what are you drinking?
I either saw it on the new recently or it was a dream I had
Would you like to share the story accompanying this event?
If not, what flavor was the last ice cream you had? Was it all you dreamed of and more?
2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10--12 11 10 09 08
Is that the printing run number? Would that mean it's a second printing? I've seen similar number sequences in other books, and wondered if that was the case, since some books will actually include "Xth Printing." (This book doesn't say that.)
I just made myself a cup because 1) I wanted to use the new mug my friend got me 2) its morning and I figured that required a hot beverage 3) I wanted to pretend I was English. I put milk and a shit load of sugar in it, but it still tastes "off". My tongue just flinches at that tea taste. But tea is so good for you!
Also, a Twiglet to anyone who gets my subject line.
ETA: Holy shit you guys know your tea
i only make stupid icons like my default, but i'm doing a ~last icon maker standing~ for the lulz. i can photochop but i don't really do... icons.
I am already planning on getting him an effects pedal (The one he has is meant for a bass) but my question is:
What other things would you recommend giving a beginner but knowledgeable guitar player? His birthday is in November so I have time to plan.
She humps the crap out of my neutered, elderly shih tzu. Like, to the point where he just lays down instead of running away.
What does this mean??
2. Does that guy ever sleep? Is he a vampire?
3. If you were running for president of TQC who would you pick to be your running mate?
ie. 'the way to a man's heart is through his stomach'
and when women are thought to be attracted to men who are good providers
or when a friend always brings pizza over, you just become better buddies...
What do you think?
So far, the only way to stay not actively vomiting is to, ironically, constantly be eating. If I'm not snacking for even half an hour, I start to get violently nauseous and retching. Water helps, but not enough.
I've solved this by just constantly working my way through a bag of ripoff!Cheerios. It's working okay, but I'm going to get sick of it sooner or later.
What should I buy at the grocery store, oh TQCers?
What's your favorite Jelly Belly flavor?
What's something today that has made you think "Wow, I never knew that could happen!"?
Yesterday my boss gave me a $30 dollar gift card to Amazon.com. I SHOULD use that to buy at least one of my textbooks for school, but I probably will not end up doing this. I am completely lacking room decor for my room in the apartment I'm moving into, so, TQC, what should I buy with this gift card for my room?
And by "completely lacking room decor," I mean it. I only have a comforter. :)
What food item can you not help stuffing yourself with?
How many of that number do you reckon actually pays attention/participates whatsoever? Lurking counts. kind of.
Thanks all! Tropic Thunder it is. Now, what should I wear? (Just kidding, I'm a jeans, t-shirt, and t-shoe type of girl)
TQC, should I take a wander over there today and check it out?
What would you do?
Would your feelings change depending on how the book portrayed you?
Keep in mind most people who read the book would have no idea who you are unless you point it out to them.
I woke up at 11, and am anxious.
2)what's your worst personality trait?
I'm a slacker- just going to school, 'working' at the hospital and studying for my comprehensive exams makes me feel overwhelmed.
how do i make this situation better? srs & nonsrs.
Do you believe in aliens?
How about ghosts?
Loch Ness Monster?
ever since i can remember i've wanted deep blue eyes. but they're hazel. and a green hazel at that. :(
What should I eat that won't be vile when I yack it back up?
(There are more v's in this post that I think there should be).
What do you think this could be, what over-the-counter medicine could I take for it? Do you think it sounds contagious, I don't want my boyfriend to get it =/
Then I told my dad about my dream and he said that they symbolized that I was searching for something! And I was like, "No shit sherlock, my scarf!!"
Besides "womyn", what's the most misguided instance of radical feminism you've come across?
You're wandering around in an abandoned building, taking pictures and more or less just looking about, not disturbing anything or trashing it further. You should probably not be in there in the first place.
In your travels, you find a handbag. In said bag is a wallet with some money, camera, a 18+ card for ID, inhaler, mobile (sans battery) and various other things.
Do you take the bag and try to hunt down the owner of the bag to return it or just leave it there?
Do I just relax him so much that he can't control his bowels?
Is this a good or a bad thing? I can not decide.
the guy's version
ETA I just saw that they accidentally sent me an XS. Now I'm not sure between a girl's M and L. Maybe now I won't have to pay for the return shipping!
ETA2 my dad's tape measurer says I'm 35inches at the fullest part of my chest. Which is right in between M and L! I think I'll go with L just to be safe.
what should i do today, TQC?!
TQC, 1. a) what would you put in this mix? b) What do you think of these "modern line dances" that have become popular since the Macarena?
2. What is your favourite cocktail/mixed drink?
3. What did you think of the film Across the Universe? My friend wants me to watch it and I can't bring myself to.
How many will you admit to liking off of it?
Basically, they take the spoiled brats from My Super Sweet 16 and drop them in the middle of remote locations to live with tribes (it's on now, btw).
Who would you like to drop off somewhere, for a dose of reality?
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Doesn't it make you go: "awwww..." ?
Did you feel like you wanted to write to the network and ask for your two hours of life back?
And I'm sure there are other grown-up consumables I've forgot to include on there so you can add your own if you'd like.
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Did you ever have a crush on an animated character when you were younger? Do you feel really silly about it now that you're older?
I've decided to suck it up and go to Supercuts to get my hair trimmed. I'm not doing anything fancy, just a quick trim since I have some split ends. Paying $20 bucks there instead of $65+ at an ~upscale~ salon for a trim, good idea y/n?
What do I get my best friend for her birthday?
Where does this stuff come from, and how is it so cheap?
i've always wondered this.
I have taken 2 panadol, put fresh sheets and pillow covers on my bed, had some hot porridge with honey and have listened to some of my favourite music. I still feel so crappy.
1 Did you talk with your parents about your plans to have sex prior to the act (if it was planned)?
2 Will/would you want your kids or kid-figures to talk with you about it beforehand?
3 Who sleeps in your bed?
4 Is your mattress hard or soft?
5 Does your mattress have a frame?
6 Do you make your bed?
7 What are you allergic to?
8 Is Will & Grace awesome?
9 What's your favourite type of pickle?
(sorry this is so close to my last post, I didn't realize that TQC had been so slow today)
My boyfriend and I were at the pool today. There was a toddler eating food by the pool and she completely covered herself in milk. My boyfriend said to me, "I hope they wash her off in the bathrooms before letting her get in the pool, or that would be pretty gross." Instead of that they proceeded to take the toddler to the pool and wash her in the pool. She had food and milk all over herself. We were pretty grossed out, and my boyfriend was in shock. We ended up leaving anyway, but my boyfriend went up to the father and said, "Did you wash that little girl in the pool?" He acted like he had no idea what we were talking about.
Would you have said anything?
You get to choose how you die. Unfortunately, these are your only options. What do you choose?
How would you rate your body image on a scale of 1-10? 1 terrible, 10 fantastic.
If you have good body image, is it something you've always had, or did you have to work at it? What did you do to improve it?
How are you feeling today?
Which do you prefer: indoor volleyball, or beach volleyball?
Is it someone you've only had intercourse with, or would that include anyone that you've touched, fondled and given hand jobs?
Outside of his stupid Batman voice I think Christian Bale's voice is pretty smooth.
in b4 hookers and blow
so how should i go about starting to run again? i'm a bit out of shape and i know it will obviously take a while, but what are some ways to ease into it? if you're a runner, how did you begin?
Who is your favorite painter?
I'm in love with Botecelli's The Birth of Venus, but my favorite painter is Camille Rose Garcia.
2) Why (i.e. pro's & con's, special features, etc...)?
Dexter or Six Feet Under?
World of Warcraft or Lord of the Rings Online?
Door locked or unlocked?
Pants or shants (short pants)?
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2. Communism or Scientology?
3. ABBA or The Beatles?
4. Chinese food or Italian food?
5. Guinea pigs or rabbits?
6. Darth Vader or Hannibal Lecter?
Edited because, obviously, none of us can spell.
ETA: I am an idiot -- it was JNCO. My description was WAY off, and how someone managed to come up with the right answer is beyond me. Thanks!
did you start school last week? if you did, how do you think this semester will be for you?
will you show me a picture of your pet?
Just so you know, I'm especially partial to 80s and 90s music (because I'm a nerd) and I'd also love to add some country (since I don't have any). But any of your favourite music would be appreciated.
Would you rather everything in your world (including food, body parts) be hard or soft?
Why aren't you???
I'd rather be drinking and then having sex, but I can't because all my friends including my guy went away for the week and I couldn't go because of work :(
Have you ever gotten anything at Costco that turned out to be a bad deal or poor quality? What was it?
2. How many LJ communities are you in? Do you think it's too many?
3. What's the weirdest community you're in?
4. Do you think any of your communities could give people the wrong idea about you?
5. What's your favorite vegetable?
6. When's the last time you were called something that you don't think you are? EDIT: What was it?
7. Are you a picky eater?
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2. What is the best thing to put cheese on?
3. What is your favorite appetizer?
How's the water there? Hard/soft/full of toxic waste?
How's your health?
2. How much do you rely on these rituals to really feel attractive?
3. And how long do you keep them up once you've been with someone for a while? Or do you keep doing them?
What kind of birth control are you on? Do you like it? What other types have you tried and how did you end up with this one?
I'm 19 and on Depo, which after a year, has started to turn on me, and I'm looking for a new one. Pills are out, nuva ring is out. What do you think I should try next?
Anything that will make my period go away is awesome, because my college major requires me to be very active.
What do you ride?
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Anyway, I know Halloween is a little while a way, but I didn't really want to use white face paint, but like a powder foundation that will make my skin look pale. Anyone got any good suggestions for brands or something?
Any ideas what you want to be for Halloween?
There is going to be a boobalicious Batgirl costume that the lingerie store is going to get later. Should I go as sexy Batgirl or sexy Joker?
So, TQC: Who is the Anonymous Pooper?
Someone starting to sing a very dirty version of the Oscar Mayer song. I hung up before the second verse.
Could you please share your GED experiences/stories with me?
What songs should be on everyone's playlist?
1) what do you think he does for a living?
2) why does he play drums/bongos every night?
3)how was your day? =]
For those who are going back, excited about school/classes this semester/year?
Who's someone who can make you feel good, no matter how horrid you've felt all day?
Edit: College students, how much a semester does your college cost (not counting books and stuff)?
Was anyone hurt?
Was it your fault?
What did it cost you?
Some guy rear-ended me at a red light this morning. He was going ~70MPH. He was one of those assholes who literally got out of his car ready to blame me. Like, how could that possibly have been my fault? He was really scary, and wanted to do things under the table (he even "offered" to go 50/50, lol.) and was furious when I called the cops. I was kind of a mess and crying because I was scared I would miscarry, and he called me a whiny little bitch. UGH, I wanted to punch him.
Also, can you believe this is what I do with my time (silly answers welcome)?
My best friend from middle school/early high school and I had a great friendship-- we've known each other for ten years. we grew apart later in high school and when we moved away but we tried to keep in touch. yet our friendship was messed up when we both started doing the boy thing and hurt each other's feelings, etc. We haven't really talked all summer because, presumably, she's mad at me for staying friends with her ex who was actually my friend first. This girl is very manipulative and judgemental, and so she feels everyone is the same. I think she thought I wanted her boyfriend to be my boyfriend, or something crazy like that. Anyway lately she's started being nice to me-- leaving me lj comments, mostly. She invited me to go to applebees tonight via Facebook. I kind of want to go just because she extended the invitation (maybe as an apology) and she is (was?) my oldest friend, but also I'm afraid it'll be super awkward and not very much fun. Especially since she'll be with her new boyfriend who is the one, I think, who kind of encouraged her to distrust me even more.
what should I do! Should I go to applebees or not?
Edit: What if it was $500?