I have some exceptionally loud neighbors gallivanting around outside my window for no apparent reason. If I'm not mistaken, they're screaming about cake. Or pudding. Something like that. Anyhow, I was just about to nod off and they're making it somewhat impossible. What shall I do to quite them down?
Ladies, if there was a magical pair of pants, would you share them with your 3 bestest friends?
If there was a magical pair of traveling panties that would bring you and your 3 closest girlfriends together and would make you far more successful in life and love, providing you took turns wearing them, would you do it?
You're having a tough week, and your friend's been having some good luck recently. When things look bleak for you, she unzips her pants and offers them to you, saying that it was instrumental in making her life right, and she'd like you to wear them and get lucky too. Would you do it?
The pants in question, according to my sources (some girl whose sister saw the movie), wearing the pants makes good things happen. If lucky things happen in life and love whenever you wear these pants, what qualities or history do you think these pants have?
Like, quick like a march, instrumental and orchestrated, sung diva-style [therefore making it 10 minutes long], or badass Jimi Hendrix style, etc?
Other peeps: Is there a certain style you like your national anthem to be played/sung?
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Are they not the cutest goddamn things you've ever seen in your entire goddamn life?
Did you see that Advice Puppy is there?
Do you like key lime pie?
what should i do to keep my mind off this?
What's the worst advice you've ever been given? Did you take it anyways?
2. How much money did you have saved up before moving out of your parents' house?
3. Is there anything you wish you knew before moving out of your parents' house?
2) Have you ever been so broke, that you didn't know how you were going to eat your next meal?
3) Do you find Hilary Swank physically attractive?
Do guys like "Twilight"?
So, far, all the fans that I have met of the books have been female.
If you are a fan of "Twilight" could you please say so as well as state your gender?
If you are a guy who likes "Twilight", can you please tell me why?
If you are a girl and you want to see the "Twilight" movie when it comes out, how would you convince your boyfriend to go see it?
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I have before me one brand new 12 oz./375 mL bottle of Canada's finest crap, Wiser's Speshul Blendz. My question is not really whether or not to drink, but rather how drunk I should get tonight (seeing as I've already started supping on my first drink).
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So, on a scale of 1-10, 1 being Sober as a Church Mouse and 10 being Holy Fuck I Can't Feel My Face or Outer Extremities, how far should I go?
Also, if your S.O. called you at 4 AM blasted out of their face and could only mumble/slur about how much they hated your voicemail message, what would you do?
ETA: a fucking bug flew into drink No. 2[now on No. 4]. and i just sent 5 badly spelled text megssages to by boyfriend. being drunk is AWESOME.
do you know of a good way to magnify the detail on a photo without making it blurry?
Anyway, it's a religious-themed poem, and the last line approximates to "and watched the first murderer be born upon the earth," referring to Cain.
If anybody knows the name of this poem... I swear. I'll serve you forever.
Do you wear glasses?
If so, do you like wearing them?
Do you feel responsible?
If you don't, are you a bad person?
If you do, are you just a worrywart?
What are some things that you absolutely cannot live without?
When you moved out, was there anything you had forgotten?
How did you prepare to move?
Edit- What i'm really looking for are the more flat bottomed boots, ones without a thick heel
where does natural flavor grow?
does it come from a tree? an animal? a mushroom?
what are the optimal growing seasons for natural flavor?
can i buy a can of natural flavor?
is natural flavor kosher?
does it stem from the same family as yellow #5?
but really.. what the hell is "natural flavor"?!
i know, too many questions.. but i must know!
Speed 4: The Need to Pee
2. What was the last thing you said out loud?
3. What was the last thing you said in your head?
4. Ties, or bow ties?
5. I hand you a plate, whats on it?
What do you do?
Are you rooting for any athlete or country in particular? Who or what are they?
I'm rooting for US wrestler Ben Askren since he's from my hometown and is a really awesome guy. I think his hair says it all. lol
2. A little kid went missing two months ago. Little kids are killed and kidnapped every day. Why is Caylee Anthony so much more important than the others?
*leaves house quietly as husband is asleep*
Also, while I was loading the dishwasher, my dog came into the kitchen wearing one of my bras around his neck. How/why do suppose he put it on?
Do you have any house rules that most other people don't implement?
I was just bitten 5 times on my legs while sitting at my desk at work. I found the mosquito and killed it, but now my bites are getting bigger every time I look at them and puffing up, and obviously itching like crazy.
There is a small pharmacy up the block. I called my boss, and she said I could go there and pick up whatever I need. The thing is, what do I need?!
What will make the mosquito bites stop growing, swelling, and itching? Help me!
Good morning, this is your body just popping in to tell you that you are pregnant! Now what?
has anyone here ever been in a major natural disaster?
If so, how did it affect you? (don't need to post if it is too upsetting to talk about it)
I have, it is described in this wikipedia article http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canberra_bushfires .
I didnt loose anything in those fires, but it was still very scarey. I remember that I was watching a documentary talking about an outbreak of a disease somewhere in the US a while back (cant remember what it was), and that at the end was talking about how there could always be another disease that could have major effects (this was around the time when the SARS outbreak was still happening, so that line at the end of the show stuck in my mind).
At the end of it, I looked outside and noticed that the sky was far too dark for the time of day it was (just after midday in the middle of summer, and it looked dark enough to be sunset). Upon turning on a radio, I learnt that it was because of a major bushfire that was in canberra. We spent a whole lot of time doing the proper stuff like filling the bathtub with water, watering down the gutters to protect against embers and stuff. I remember that I was inside turning things off at the power points off when we lost the electricity. Thankfully we still had a phone that was able to be powered by the phone lines.
It got real scarey when the fire was climbing the opposite side of mount taylor (fires climb hills covered in eucalyptus trees very quickly), it sounded like a jet engine's roar. There were also sparks at times that were either from power poles, or from static electricity in the smoke. It was very scarey when it reached the top of the hill as we coud see it from our house, but thankfully, that was when it started to die out, as firestorms have difficulty going downhill.
We had the car ready and waiting in case we had to leave (though my mother has said that the experiance that we had made her say that we would have already left if she had known the stuff about how the fires act), but we didnt need to go. The sky started to get a little lighter just before the sun went down (there was enough smoke that you could look at where the sun was directly). Our only information was from worried family calling to make sure we were ok, and our raido after it was over, and a small battery powered tv. The next day, a number of people from some of the houses near us had lunch at a niegbours house (just as a getting to know everyone thing). there was also the owner from a nearby corner store giving out all the icecreams from his store as they were already in a state where they would not be able to be sold even if they froze again right away.
I went with my mum to get some ice to keep our fridge and freezer cold, but it was not needed as power was being restored when we were out.
So all in all, that day was one of the scarriest in my life.
What are you listening to
I have some really nice underwear, but for some reason can't decide whether to wear it all day or change into it *at some point*.
What would you do TQC?
When is this awesome dude going on tour again?
2. How's your weekend going?
Have you ever succeeded in staying friends with an ex? If not, why didn't it work out?
2. Why do you think women cheat?
3. If you've ever cheated, what was the reason?
EDIT: When you've complained to a company because of bad service, product, etc., did you get anything from them to keep your business? What is the best thing you received?
Favorite space alien trapped/sent to earth movie?
If not, explain pls. :]
and please explain your situation~ upon moving out.
me: with roommates
- cutlery, dishes, etc. ziploc containers + dollar store dishes next time.
- TV, VCR, boombox, phone. roommates monopolized them :P
- anything that goes in the oven--i just put tin foil down to make nachos, cookies, etc.
- i brought the completely wrong winter gear.
- slippers, because i had centipedes and baby roaches and had to wear shoes indoors
Srs and non-srs welcome. :D (Especially srs, though.)
From wiki: Camel Crush is a customizable cigarette that contains a menthol capsule within the filter. By squeezing the filter before or while smoking the cigarette, a small blue capsule is crushed and releases chemical into your filter, transforming a regular cigarette into a menthol one in a matter of moments.
Do you think this a good or bad idea?
I work at a deli and there's ads for it there. The main group that has expressed interest seem barely old enough to smoke which I'm sure is Camel's ploy.
I also hate how I'm curious to try one.
What do you think is the ideal age to die at?
This has frustrated me for years.
In the context of your relationship, what do you need to change about yourself?
2)Do you play more than one game at a time?
3)what is your favorite type of tv show?
4)what sort of tv service do you have?
Did you like it?
Can you tell me why I'll hate it/love it?
Who's the most awesome Muppet ever?
If so, what program do you use?
2. Ice cream, frozen yogurt, sorbet or Italian ice?
3. Cone or dish, if cone what kind of cone?
4. If you like sundaes, what do you put on them?
5. Where is the best place to indulge in ice cream?
♥I want ice cream♥
Yellow Vanilla Cupcakes
It does suggest adding just a few tablespoons of milk (if needed). Could I substitute buttermilk?
How about this frosting recipe?: Buttercream Frosting. Too simple?
Would you ever consider using this? D:
I am watching "Huckleberry Hound" on Boomerang right now.
What is your favorite oldie-but-goodie cartoon from the days of yore?
1. Do you live with your significant other?
2. If you do, who brought up the topic of moving in together? If you don't, would you ever consider doing so at this point with them?
3. How long were you together as a couple before you moved in together?
4. Do most guys really leave the toilet seat up when they're done? Does it annoy you if they do? And for guys: why can't you put it back down after?
Eta: My answers are ~hidden~ in the comments. And also hello everyone. I'm Samantha.
Stupidest thing you've ever done/said on one?
For those who have interviewed applicants, any funny/scary/weird anecdotes you wanna share with the class?
Also, why are people calling 2008 the year of death?
I'm always seeing people say that too many people from the entertainment industry have died this year but I don't see what they're talking about. =/
Will you take a photo of your kitchen and post it here for all to see?
Have you ever known anyone who knew someone who turned out to be a murderer or serial murderer?
2. Do you have any good studying tips?
3. Would you consider yourself organized?
4. What year are you?
5. Have you already done your supply shopping?
If yes, do you subscribe to podcasts or anything like that?
If yes, and your fandom's canon has ended, do you still listen to your podcasts?
Does anyone know what the title is?
Coronas con lima?
si o no?
I helped blow many balloons for a kid's birthday and my "balloon limit indicator" is smoked.
Me: Crazy Cat Woman or Fun Socks or maybe Dinosaurs.
I got one from walking around Liberty State Park/Jersey City for 12 hours yesterday. Now I have to walk on the side of my foot =[
Did you have handball in your area growing up? Did you have handball teams in high school?
Edit: Would it change your answer if somehow the topic came up on the first couple of dates, before you got to know him or her that well?
What other songs can you think of that continuously escalate and then climax at the very end?
What songs never fail to give you goosebumps?
Has anyone tried those Dr. Scholl's Massage Gel Insert things? Do they work?
If you found Batman in your work place, would you let him outside or call Gotham PD?
How do you feel about bats in general?
What was the last thread/post you killed?
I'm going to see Patton Oswalt if you think maybe this would make some difference..
TQC, what should I wear!?
How do you feel about marriage?
How do you feel about children?
Pretend the "other" in the first question also encompasses "I am single but will one day marry when I find an SO"
I just can't decide! Who do you think I should vote for TQC?
2. Say you hadn't seen your SO in 6 months, what kinky new things/positions would you want to try (or do again)?
3. What would you want your SO to wear to pick you up after not seeing each other for 6 months, thats still professional?
2. Which ones?
3. Do you like them?
4. Do you read one book at a time or alternate between a few different ones?
5. If you start a book, do you feel obligated to finish it, even if you don't like it?
How do YOU handle it?
For example... Stockholm Syndrome by Muse/Blink 182/etc.
[edit: I mean completely different songs, NOT COVER SONGS!]
Do you agree? Will you share your favourite one with the rest of the class?
Any other comic strips this would work with?
Are there any other movies that he's funny in?
Would YOU have an affair with John Edwards?
Would YOU have an affair with John-boy-with-the-golden-hair-and-fat-ca
Would YOU have an affair with one-term-Senator-and-graspy-politician-w
Long time no postie!
So, I met Eric McCormack (Will from Will & Grace) casually in my grocery storee today. No one noticed. I only found out after it had spread around the cashiers like wildfire. Nice guy.
Have yoooou met any celebs? (Bonus points if something wierd/crazy happened)
what do you listen to when you want pick me up music?
I am working a lot these days and I am in desperate of new music because I am wearing out what I listen to right now and I am stuck in a boring music funk
So tell me all of your fave music right now, and I want it to be kinda positive fun and energy, time periods and genre's don't matter
what I love and am listening to right now
2) Devendra Bernhardt
3) Indie Arie
4) The Clash
8) Kanye West
9) The Ramones
1) Do you think sex absolutely must have intercourse as a necessary component?
2) If you don't, then if lesbians aren't having sex what exactly are they doing?
3) Why do you suppose people don't view cunnilingus & fellatio as being sex?
If you could save some money and go somewhere for 3-5 days, where would you go?
i get the headaches, i hate them.
(I'm in Australia, that matters).
Have you ever swallowed your barbell?
EDIT: The whole barbell, not just the ball on the end.
Mine came undone while I was eating a burrito and I didn't feel it as I swallowed it.
It feels stuck in my throat.
What to you recommend I do?
Will it really hurt me once I poop?
Winter Olympics sport?
So should i sue the shit out of them or what?
There is no one i can get ahold of until monday, i researched a little online and technically they had to give me my money three days after they fired me. It has now been 8 days and i have NOTHING.
What would you do in my situation? I need to go grocery shopping..bad..
Which of these Tom Hanks movies from that period, that I don't think I've seen, would you recommend? Or recommend against?
# The Bonfire of the Vanities (1990) .... Sherman McCoy
# Joe Versus the Volcano (1990) .... Joe Banks
# The 'burbs (1989) .... Ray Peterson
# Punchline (1988) .... Steven Gold
# Dragnet (1987) .... Pep Streebeck
# Every Time We Say Goodbye (1986) .... David Bradley
# Nothing in Common (1986) .... David Basner
# Volunteers (1985) .... Lawrence Whatley Bourne III
# The Man with One Red Shoe (1985) .... Richard Harlan Drew
# Bachelor Party (1984) .... Rick Gassko
Or are there any other daggy-but-great movies from this period (not necessarily starring Tom Hanks) that you'd recommend?
Doesn't it seem like people in here just can't seem to figure that out?
What if I put a question mark after something that isn't really a question?
Would that count?
Would that just make it a make it a question?
Will you tell what's been going on in TQC, in the form of a short fairy-tale-like story? Bonus points if it's complete bullshit and you mention TQCers by name. :D
I'm going to my boyfriends sisters 8th birthday tomorrow- do I bring her a card or a present or what? I don't know her well and I recently bought her a present for no reason.
I've been taking a bunch of social justice and community studies classes for GEs, and if I read one more paper on race/gender/sexuality/class in America I'm going to have to choke a bitch. These writers take pages to say something that could be said in a paragraph. In a sentence, even! Gah, give me graphs! Numbers! Data, dammit! DATA!!
What subjects made you want to choke a bitch?
how does this make you feel? did you purposely put anything off thinking "well, we're all gonna get black holed tomorrow..."?
is there any particular reason that edwards admitted he had an affair on the same day that bernie mac died, the hardons collided, russia continued it's occupation of georgia, AND the olympics kick off the first big day? what else happened today that i forgot?
also, why is TQC fucking crazy today?
This fall, I start college and will have one class up to three hours a day, and two/three one-hour classes (lectures) each day. So, tell me, tqc:
1. What were/are the longest classes (one subject) you have ever had, and how long were they?
2. How did you get through them, especially if they were really boring?
3. What kind of mental preparation should I go through to get ready for it?
4. Tell me, dear friends, will I be able to stay focused for three hours in one sitting?
Table schmable. I'd grab a fried pizza pocket and a can of Hawaiian Punch and find a sunny spot to sit with my friends from band.
2. My fiance is really, really getting into the Olympic women's beach volleyball game. Is he becoming a sports nut, or did his testosterone level just skyrocket?
And what is the longest amount of time you've had between establishing a mutual understanding of sexual interest and actually sleeping together?
Any interesting details to the choice of time length worth sharing?
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Now - my dilemma - my friend can't remember the name of the actress, except for 'Katherine'. It could be a 'Catharine' or variations on the spelling.
My friend is pretty determined that it ISN'T Catherine Deneuve (believe me, that was my first guess... with a young Helen Mirren being the second guess) but there's a significant difference in the bottom lip/eyebrow/eye of this picture to Helen AND Catherine Deneuve...
Any movie buffs know who she is?
Bonus points if you can find a link to this picture online - so I can PROVE to my friend who this is a picture of...
Does anyone know if the game is going to be replayed in its entirety?
Would you ever eat cheddar cheese dipped in peanut butter?
What about chocolate covered garlic?
2. Why ain't there any pink lemonades?
EXAMPLE: Here Comes the Sun - The Beatles, Sunrise - Norah Jones
A) I'm not all that anxious to get a boyfriend. I enjoy being single.
B) I think it's a little strange that someone's mom is trying to set them up -- what if I say yes to being set up, and then it turns out the guy has no interest in someone like me at all, it's just the mom butting into his life? (Also, I'm pretty sure the guy just broke up with some girl).
C) I'm not sure the lady at work 'knows' who I really am -- she knows I'm a student and that I work hard, she doesn't know that I still live with my parents for various reasons, that I'm not financially comfortable right now because I am a student, or that the quiet front I put up at work isn't at all my personality once someone really gets to know me.
D) I don't want to flat out say 'no', because that might create a conflict just as easily as if I said yes and it didn't work out.
What should I do guys? What would you do in this situation?
I blame the hours spent on google. That'll mess with your mind bigtime...
:: exits out quietly stage right ::
:: whispers from the sidelines: Why is there no reverse search on google? it would make my life WAY easier, and save the carpel tunnel syndrome developing in my hands... ::
"HIDE YOUR WOMEN" one of the men shouts, his hands tightly clenching the chewed remains of what apparently was his wife, "HIDE YOUR WOMEN FROM THIS MONSTERS. THEY'RE ONLY AFTER THE WOMEN." The video cuts out shortly after that, as they cut back to the stern-looking reporters, who then go on to tell you about some puppies. An update, 15 minutes later, informs you that these lesbian zombies are gaining in their ferocity, and will surely consume the entire city before dark.
Bearing this information in mind, will you:
1- being a woman, allow yourself to succumb to the lesbian zombies?
2- regardless of what you are, blow them up all Survival Horror movie style?
3- use Dark Charizard to cleanse your city?
4- double-click the power cord?
5- pretend to be a zombie, only to plant a bomb at their base, and blow them up?
6- kill yourself?
7- stop taking drugs with your coffee?
Someone just posted something about "independence" and I actually saw "independance" because I know so many people who spell it that way.
Its my first year of college. My parents saved up $0 for my future education, my mom is seperated from my dad and well, she is the one "supporting" me through college with her nurse salary.
Anyway, I'm going to UTSA my first year and its ALL on grants and loans. Only problem is.....we stupidly waited too fucking long to accept them so they wont get COMPLETELY processed and dispursed until after August; which is PAST the first deadline for payments.
So, I get a letter in the mail from Austin saying that I have been denied for a loan that I applied for. That fucking sucks.
Not only do I not have enough money with the loans and grants, but I got denied from one that could have possbily saved my ass.
Ok so.....another thing. I'm dorming. That payment is due BEFORE AUGUST 22nd!! And that's like almost $500 in the bag. My mom said she'd come up with that on time. Good.
I STILL NEED $5,000 BEFORE AUGUST 19th!!!!!!!!!!!! What the fuck do I do? How the fuck do I get it? Can I set up some monthly payment plan and only have to pay for the first month before Aug 19?!! I know there's that emergency payment loan that the college offers but its so messy to deal with and that is seriously my DEAD LAST option.
Not only am I stressing out BIG TIME but this all sucks so bad because I wish it were easier. Or, perhaps it is EASY and I'm just one of the few that gets totally overwhelmed with college-payment-money-business shit.
Why is the fact that I called the non emergency number so funny?
If you don't care, do you have a favorite breed of dog?