||[Jul. 10th, 2008|07:23 am]
The Question Club
TQC, my old piano teacher from when I was in elementary school is, like, stalking me on FaceBook. Sort of. Sort of very yes. She added me, and said she "wants [me] back" (which is crazy, since my brothers and I stopped taking lessons from her when we were in late elementary-early middle school, and I moved to another state which is pretty clear from the uni. network I'm in on FaceBook). This woman was/is, in my brother's words, "one whacked out mammajamma." I ignored her friend request. Now, she has requesting friending AGAIN.
After consulting with my brothers, we have concluded that I am the only one of the three of us who's getting stalked like this.
1. TQC, WHY ME?
2. Have you ever had a crazy piano/other musical instrument teacher? Will you share your stories?
(For the records, my brothers and I have had not just one, but two absolutely bizarroland piano teachers. One made me hold her kid down when the kid had chicken pox to put lotion on it - she made an 11-year old girl physically hold down her teacher's screaming kicking child at piano lessons. She mocked me for my socks. My mom thought we were lying because we wanted to stop lessons, so she ignored our pleas and tales of woe and made us keep going until we moved out of state, and once we kept telling her the stories, she finally believed us. The other teacher - the stalking one - had plans to never leave her parents' house and to never marry because she thought marrying was a sin because it would violate her one-on-one relationship with god. I shit thee not, and this woman was in her mid-30's when we were her pupils. She made us put stickers over Santa's face on our Christmas piano books because Santa was Satan...but somehow putting stickers over his face would fix this.....?)