||[Jul. 9th, 2008|09:39 am]
The Question Club
Gentlemen! For $100,000...would you have your penis painted like a banana, and your nuts painted like berries....and added to a batch of 9 other bananas and 18 other berries of similar size, and then walk the fruit display over to a hungry gorilla's cage, who's been trained to only grab one fruit at a time? He'll reach and extract the fruit with enormous force, due to his hunger, and there's 10% chance it'll be from the produce section that God gave you. Would you do it?
Ladies....before you is a platform, where there are 10 well-lubed dildo heads protruding upwards. They all appear the same length from here. However, 9 of the 10 are only 2" in length, and 1 is 13". For $100,000, would you squat over one dildo, let your body weight fall help you...um...'absorb it'...and hope that none of your bodily organs are stabbed by a horse-sized adult toy?
Would $2,000,000....would you eat a midget? A chef will prepare every dish so it's as delicious as possible, and over the period of a couple weeks, you eat midget steaks, midgetloaf, midget soup, midget sandwiches, eating everything on the midget except the bones. EVERYTHING. But the chef will clean each part before serving, so you won't be eating a full lower intestine or anything of the sort. Would you do it?