||[Jul. 3rd, 2008|07:08 pm]
The Question Club
You are a magician working with a collection of other, lesser-known and lesser-talented magicians in an effort to become famous and get some money/hookers/blow/turn on each other and kill each other a brutal, but fabulously produced, manner. While out and about you get a letter from a rather wealthy individual that you and your comrades have been hired to perform for a party-- he is aware of your skills and is more than happy to compensate you in a manner that would make you entirely too wealthy.|
You get there, and you start to perform, and you realize, quickly, that your partners are all essentially drunk. This is confirmed when, in the middle of the act, one of them shoots another several times with arrows. Arrows that are not the special trick arrows, but arrows that end to go through people and make a large bloody mess on the rich man's carpet. In the end, the event is a complete disaster. One of your associates was killed via arrows, and the other forgot to how make himself visible, and is trapped in a box.
Shamed by the complete and utter failure at everything that is your associates, you plead with another chance to show your talents to the man. He agrees, but sets the condition that if you fail, you will be thrown in his dungeon of sexually deviant things. Knowing this, do you:
1- Decide to work alone, since the other people are clearly incompetent, and will only work to get you anally violated/covered in gross sticky things/whatever else?
2- Hope for the best and try again with the ones who aren't dead?
3- Show him your true power summoning Dark Charizard, and demanding all of his money, house, and any attractive people he happens to have in the mansion?
4- Quit attempting to be a magician and sell sausages in a top hat and monocle?
5- Try again with your associates, but kill them all during the act (in a flashy and impressive manner) so you get all the money?
6- Kill yourself, because you are a hopeless failure as a magician and your dad was right about how much you suck at life?