Serious answers please!
Serious answers please!
What kind of belly button do you have?
What is the fire-extinguisher situation in your home?
I just finished The Wheel of Time and His Dark Materials.
The list I've got in my head is Dune, The Dark Tower and Riftwar. I guess I should add Lord of the Rings to that maybe.
I'm trying to read as much as possible this summer :D
ETA: I've read Harry Potter. Kinda forgot about it, lol.
Do you like M*A*S*H, how old are you?
2. At what weight/shape/amount of unwanted fat should one consider not wearing a bikini? Honestly, if you can.
3. Are you uncomfortable wearing a bathing suit in public?
on a scale from 1-10, how weird is it to like being scratched/bitten during sex? what about if you like to be tied up a little bit?
my friends freaked the fuck out when i mentioned it, and i really seriously thought it was more common than that.
Guys, what should I feed my dogs? I've done the bread soaked in milk and two slices of bologna thing, but they're hungry and I feel so bad, and there's only so much bread soaked in milk that I can give them before they get sick on it. HALP ME PLZ.
When was the last time you felt like a failure as a pet owner/mommy?
When was the last time you felt like posting something on livejournal was going to get you sent to either stupidpetowners or stupid_free?
Which piggy do you identify with the most?
Your SO gave you gifts for each of the 12 days of Christmas, but who knows what they were thinking. Which of these gifts would piss you off the MOST?
To be honest, I don't really care for any besides the Spiderman movies. I had no interest in seeing Iron Man and I have no interest in seeing the new Hulk Movie.
Specifically, sneakers...like something relatively plain that I can wear with most things because I can't afford bazillions of cute shoes, so I need something that I can wear with the many many outfits I don't have super cute shoes to match. But I can't really find anything good. I really like a lot of the stuff from Simple Shoes, but I am really cheap when it comes to shoes and I don't want to spend that much money if I can avoid it.
So, my question for you...do you know of any companies that make similar styles of shoes that are cheaper?
Or do you have any other suggestions of something basic but still somewhat cute that I should check out?
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Edit: DAMMIT, are you people trying to tell me I have crappy taste in shoes? :(
What the heck do you do to keep yourself *ACTIVE* when you're not exercising, or working/school, or hanging out with friends?
(tv, gardening, cleaning and reading doesn't count either)
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What would be a good software that would do all this?
I was thinking about standing around my towns' elementary schools and talking to the mothers waiting to pick up their kids and handing out my resume to be a babysitter or a mother's helper or something to that extent. But how creepy is that? And, the only problem is... I've never really babysat before besides my cousins or watching the younger kids whenever my parent's threw parties at our house.
Should I give it a shot? I live in pretty wealthy/well off neighborhood and I figure the pay will be decent? I mean, I can just be a chaperone and play with them/watch Hannah Montana and stuff or throw elaborate tea parties and themed birthday parties etc.
Or, I could help people applying to college with their essays and whatnot. Idunno.
Does this sound legit? Should I give it a shot? I'm 19 btw.
And lame, but, what exactly is the difference between a nanny and a babysitter?
ps: This would be my only option because I would rather have something not as formal as being a waitress or working in abercrombie.
I had some chili lime ones the other day that were so good.
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thank you so much if you actually read this. if i could bake cookies and mail them all to you, i would promise to, and then never follow through- unless someone finds me a solution to this mess, i suppose.
So, I ask you, what are you craving right now that there is no way you can get your hands on it? Or to put it in another way, what is your torture craving?
What are you substituting for it?
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so i'm wondering, have any of you gone to a doctor to see about getting a prescription for an anxiety, etc-related issue? what happened as a result? what were you prescribed? did the medication help? stories? anything at all, lol. thanks :)
Would you like to talk?
1. What makes you want to scream?
I love sprouts and cucumber in my sandwiches.
2. What are some unusual things you like in your sandwiches?
When I'm drinking a beverage that is supposed to be cold, I NEED ice in it.
3. Do you need ice in your cold beverages?
Have I told you lately that I love you?
Have I told you there's no one else above you?
Is there something that you WISH you could pull off wearing? why can't you? these, I can't walk in heels. D:
when's the last time you felt like bitch slapping somebody?
when's the last time it rained where you live?
jacktripper (i doubt you'll even see this!) i am typing up this order right? the guy's name is Hilario! lmao.
BONUS QUESTION: How good are you at converting between Fahrenheit and Celsius?
The east coast isn't really cutting it for me in this sense.
TQC, will you help me pack? Will you at least tell me what to pack?
(I'm afraid of ferris wheels, cats, and lighters/matches).
What are you afraid of?
[I ask because me and my chiropractor were talking about how we'd like to switch jobs for the day!]
--I think the receptionist's [my!] job is more pressing.. organization, phones, insurance billing, etc.
B: What's your favorite flower?
C: If you have one, how much pain were you in while getting a tattoo on your foot?
What's your favourite brand of high-quality, but not ridiculously expensive, knives and why? Also where did you get them, how much did they cost and how long have you had them??
ETA: Finger Waves
Finger waves y/n ?
If no, do you have another suggestion?
Tiara, veil, or both?
Would you rather be of another sexual orientation, or a homewrecker?
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If you wear contacts, where do you order them? Do you know of a good website to order them from that is really cheap?
If you don't feel like answering any of these, what (to date) is your most embarrassing moment?
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If your kids were in daycare, would you care if the staff ate in front of them? What if it was different from the snack the kids were eating?
Aside from the Deschutes Brewery, where I'm sure I'll spend a significant amount of time, what are some good things to do and see?
What are some good locations for a day hike that are close to town?
If I drink 2.5L of water mixed with that, will it have the same health benefits? Obviously I'd also be taking in more sugar/etc that's in the juice; I figure it wouldn't be staggeringly high with drink mix and would be outweighed by the benefits of drinking the water content, but I'm not sure how much that would throw out the balance.
While I'm genuinely interested in general health, I'll admit that I'm more actively concerned about weight. I'm trying to get on top of harmful/obsessive eating behaviour by using healthy ways of managing my weight. I know that drinking water regularly causes the body to let go of water stores, for example, and wonder if that would be inhibited by using sachet mix? I find it much much easier to consume large amounts of drink mix than the same amount of water, so it's working out if that balances out or if I'm better off in general to just force myself to drink the lesser amount of straight water.
Accounting? Or Nursing?
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NON-SRS ONLY PLZ
What's your screen resolution?
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Only Revolutions by Mark Z. Danielewski. Not only is the type all weird and crazy, but it's even more confusing cause it's written like a big poem, and I wasn't expecting that. (And I'm only 8 pages in...I hope I get used to it, cause the premise seems interesting
If you don't get comment notifications, is it because you would get a whopping assload of them if you did?
2. How did you get un-lost?
I just got lost in the woods with my puppy. I was really scared for a minute.
Also, my college finally sent me the name of my roommate. Orientation is tomorrow. Should I try to meet up with her if she's going, or wait until a later date? I haven't spoken with her any yet.
Because it always makes sense
On the other end
Write a haiku for me, TQC?
I wish there was some sort of Google that will search for a song when you type in how it sounds, like "Doo do dododoooo dadadahhh" and then it finds the song! This would be so helpful .___.
What menu item would make you go OH HELL YES I AM EATING THERE?
1- who would you want to sit next to?
1- who would be the first to start a fist fight?
1- who would be the first to cry?
1- would you talk to anyone or just TQC the whole time?
and what's the biggest peanut butter sandwich you've ever made?
I love peanut butter, so much i've have a peanut butter sheet cake with peanut butter frosting topped with peanut-filled peanut butter ice cream before.
And I just made a 4 slice sandwich because I was craving :)
Would you ever do this?
What would you definitely keep?
Would one shoe count as one object or could you get away with counting a pair as one object?
Can I recover all of this data? Should I just do a System Restore or something?
Edit: Ugh, did a System Restore, it didn't do crap.
What is something you have that reminds you of something sexual even though its totally innocent?
What do you look like now?
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I said he should fucking grow up if he's that concerned with how attractive the significant others of his friends are. I was then told to apologize, to which I replied with a, 'Yeah ok.' Another reply comes along and agrees with me to which I responded that the reply user should apologize to the OP because apparently that opinion is offensive. Then came the ban hammer.
When was the last time you got the ban hammer and why?
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a) play The Sims 2: Pets
b) tell my friend to quit being a d-bag and come over so we can hang
c) read one of the 5 books I've got sitting around, waiting to be read
d) something else that I will tell you in the comments
It is 83 degrees and sunny if that is somehow relevant.
If i should get one, Should I save 30 bucks and get the normal sized one, or is the lite oh so much cooler?
Also, does anyone have a spare one they want to give/sell to me?
Do you have a perfume that is your signature scent?
So why the HELL have I had this weird urge to smoke over these last few months? I mean I've never done it, so I shouldn't be having any sort of craving or anything. I've never had a desire to before. So WTF is going on?
(And yes, it is specifically just normal cigarettes I've been wanting)
What is the strangest craving you've had that you can think of off the top of your head?
Also- is it so completely odd that I have never had a cell phone? Am I the only one?
How was it?
What did you use?
What's one of your favorite alcoholic drinks?
Pet names between you and your SO: Y/N? If yes, will you tell us what yours are?
if nothing, hows your summer?
Me: raising one eyebrow and whistling :/
What are some animal myths/misconceptions that you've heard of?
My answers under cut:
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Did you start with pads and move onto tampons? If so, how old were you when you started using tampons?
Do you use tampons now?
I'm an American going abroad to Cape Town from July-Dec. I'm leaving in 3 weeks, so I'm a little nervous and I don't quite know what to expect, because I hear culture shock is pretty common. Do you have any tips for going abroad? I know it depends on where you're from and where you're going, obviously, but I'm interested in hearing any experiences or suggestions or whatever.
what are they??
will they harm me??
will they kill my husband in his sleep??
i live in the state of indiana
in the northeastern corner...
thanx for your help.
i just took these because we were talking about it in chat:
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I called my roommate and hahahah it's the funniest thing, apparently she's not going to my college anymore. Am I screwed? Or incredibley lucky?
Also, on a scale of 1 to 10, how much of a bitch move was it for her to wait until I called her to tell me?
Even without taking into consideration how illegal that may be, there is no way in hell that either my assistant or I are going to do this.
But if we did do this and we were caught, what would the repercussions be? Exactly how illegal is lying about employment verification for someone seeking credit? Exactly how illegal is lying on a credit application?
I'd like to give both my coworker and my former assistant a piece of my mind for putting us in this situation. This is not the first time that either one of them has tried something not completely kosher. I'm thinking that this would be a fine and community service type thing, but the more serious this is, the more pissed I'm going to be.
While srs. responses would be really helpful, I am ALWAYS game for non-srs - the more ridiculous the better!
Will you help me out by posting your favorite macro here? (lolcats, fail macros, motivational posters, etc. are all welcome!)
EDIT: Posted my current favorite under the cut
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Is there a place to find what your proportions should be according to your height?
Do you know what your measurements are?
I just joined a yoga/fitness thing yesterday and they took my measurements and my hugeness is astounding and painful.
Do you eat before or after your exercise? What is the best thing to eat?
Any recommendations for recipes you love?
1: Can you sing?
2: Do you play a musical instrument?
3: Have you ever been in any sort of band?
I hate listening to heart beats, because it causes me to focus on thinking that the heart is a machine that won't always work, and it makes me cry every time. I can't lay on my husband's chest, and it was hard for me to take vital signs when I worked as an lpn.
If you are, who do you think will win?
If not, what sport do you follow?
If you don't follow a sport, why not?
1. When you feel slighted by someone do you tend to assume your instincts are correct and they are actually slighting you, or give the other person the benefit of the doubt?
2. Do you tend to bring it up when you feel upset, or keep it bottled in?
3. Do you tend to get more angry, or depressed?
What is so wonderful about girls, TQC?
I have hypersensitive hearing and every time I turn on my TV I hear this terrible PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Is there anything I can do to stop this?
Or is there any reasoning to it? I mean, if I were to buy a new TV, how can I ensure that I wont get that incessant and ear-bleeding peep?
What do you think there should be a law against?
Is getting a divorce too easy these days? Or is it that getting married is too easy?
what should I do?
MY FOOT IS BROKEN.
So if I go to the ER am I going to be billed by medicaid for having two seperate xrays for the same injury? (and yes I have tried calling all the helplines and can't get through to anyone).
I should go door to door and threaten lives y/y?
What is your favorite sandwich meat?
When you are walking down the street dressed appropriately for very warm weather (meaning, you're not wearing a lot of clothes at all), and a guy yells from his car at you, do you think to yourself, "maybe I was asking for it, dressing like this," no matter how progressive and feminist of a person you are?
Do you ever yell at women from your car?
Why DO men yell at women from their cars? Does this ever get results?
I am really really exhausted. I've been up since 6:30 and I didn't go to sleep until way too late last night. I have that really drowsy, whiny "I want to take a nap RIGHT NOW" feeling.
and by nap I mean sleep for at least 4 hours (I don't know how to properly nap)
so what should I do? what would YOU do? do you feel tired right now?
ETA: I'm concerned about not being able to sleep through tonight if I nap now. I have to get up for work at 6:30 in the morning again.
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However, I suck at breaking up with people. I always feel guilty and awkward, and I haven't done it in so long that I'm really nervous about what I'm going to say.
So, tqc, my question for you is: what should I say/how should I say it? Do you have any advice on how to make it as painless as possible? Keep in mind that he is more into me than I am into him, and he is a very argumentative, often abrasive person.
what's your favorite beer?
PBS' reports on how cute school children want to read
2)what do you think about news stories using subtitles for people who are speaking english?
TQC, What can I do to get my mind off of my ring?
srs & non srs of course.
So TQC, my questions are:
How often do you masturbate?
Would you be mad at your SO if you caught them masturbating? Why or why not?
I want to put it on my wall. It would be of much help!
Why'd you get such a great raise?
eta: The guy she tried hooking me up with just called me. He said he's totally fine with not dating, but he had a great time with me and he just wants to be friends. He's interested in another girl anyway. Why won't he just leave me alone? I said I don't want to have anything to do with him.
Do you crumble under that type of pressure or do you just let it roll off your back the way the chefs pretend to?
When you make a mistake, does it make you flustered and more likely to make more mistakes?
I have, and I crumble. haha.
Are you pro-life or pro-choice? You can say why, but if you're not in the mood to ~argue, you can just simply state it.
OR if you're on the fence, say so!
The previous wording of this question really wasn't hard to understand,
but for the stubborn,
What are some of your experiences with anesthesia?
If not, why not?
do any of you ladies have any relatively simple but cute hair dos you'd like to share? pictures would be sweet, an added explanation would be even sweeter.
Why has the gas station down the street from me limited gas purchases to 50 dollars and lower?
How am I going to manage to get myself to the gym by 5:45 in the morning? (meaning waking up at 5am) FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY
Have you ever gone dumpster-diving?
Do you think I can fit an ikea bed, dresser, bookshelf, and mattress into a small Saturn? They're all disassembled and in boxes (except for the mattress).
me: 5:30 am. yes.
Why did you upload that icon?
Mine: I made a bunch of icons from vintage ads today, and this one specifically (it's my default now) because it's SO CUTE, and actually has milk in it, so thought it was more fitting than pink octopuses, for my username.
Should I stick my tounge out or flip them off?
do you have a better idea?
do you give them any?
Do you eat with the same hand that you cut with?
Where have all the cowboys gone?
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If no, what are you watching on tv right now?
If you're not watching tv, then wtf are you doing?
The Lakers just lost Game 6 by 39 points. What was the cause of this FAIL?
- Do you think there should be laws protecting the parents' right to pray for healing and refuse medical care?
- Do you think there should be any way for children to receive medical care (either because the child wants it or medical professionals want to intervene)?
WHO WANTS TO PLAY MONOPOLY?
ALSO, wumbawoman SHOW YOUR FACE! NO QUESTION MARK. THIS IS A COMMAND!
If a boy shows all the right signs of wanting to be with you.... And you want to be with him... Would you?
What if the boy already had a partner....?
And what if the boy comes across as really fantastic, but you worry sometimes, because some of the things he says are just rather... slutty... Would that change your mind?
(I have no memory of how the actual game show was played, but I love this song!)
2) What book are you reading right now? What was the last book you read? Which do you like better?
I just read Snuff by Chuck Palahniuk, and I'm now reading Middlesex by Jeffery Eugenides. I love Palahniuk but his books are such quick reads, and it seems like he's just writing one book over and over again. Middlesex is fascinating so far.
3) Why does it seem like ever since I started farting in front of my boyfriend, I have to fart A REAL LOT and they're smellier than before? AM I GOING CRAZY?
If you're a female, when you were a little girl planning your ~*~*~amazing dream wedding~*~*~, what did your dress look like? Tell me about the rest too...
If you aren't a female, will you tell me the little boy equivalent to a little girl dreaming of her wedding?
I remember sitting with my girl friends in 3rd grade talking about this and I wanted a green, blue, and purple strapless dress with flowers all over it. I hate purple now! My friend Sammy was supposed to be my MOH, but we decided to have double weddings since our sets of twins were going to be born on the same day and be bffs and eventually marry each other. -sigh-
2. i'm going to take my little brother to the hospital. what are fun things to do while waiting?
What are some of the most thoughtful gifts you were excited to give?
Do you get really nervous and awkward when watching people open a gift you're giving them? I hate that.
If you could go anywhere in the world on an all-expenses paid vacation for 2 weeks, where would go and what would you do?
Does anyone know the episode when Ashley was singing to Tiffany on the beach for their anniversary? I've been serching all over youtube!!!
edit: Do you know if Ashley and Tiffany are still together?
What do you believe in