||[Jun. 9th, 2008|03:34 pm]
The Question Club
|Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn?
You find a door that leads to a fantasy world. The very landscape of this place is so beyond your understanding that it is in constant flux, as far as you can tell, shifting and changing to the point that you end up with motion sickness and throw up something that was once your lunch, but turned into a bunch of flowers, then into a frog and hopped away before growing wings and ceased bumping its ass on lily pads.
As you make your way through the world, you are then approached by a well-dressed man who also happens to have four legs, and giant wings made of fire. He casually asks if you are new to the place, you say "Yes" and the two of you talk as he informs you of the goings-on in the world. Turns out you were summoned, indirectly, by the Lord of the Realm© to be his champion against a coming evil. Something that you, simply put, find absurd. You are given a suit of armor, and a sword "able to strike down God himself" and told to use them against the evil.
Shortly thereafter, a representative of The Coming Evil© approaches you, and offers you a rather lucrative deal if you go ahead and slaughter the Lord of the Realm©. Simply put: You will be the new Lord, and they will all have to kiss your heavily-armored and powerful ass until such a time that you decide that you should take off the armor and someone surely kills you.
Knowing this, do you:
1 - Attempt to summon Dark Charizard, but get a notice at the top of the screen saying that it doesn't work here?
2 - Kill The Lord of the Realm©, and become the new Lord, working with The Coming Evil©?
3 - Try to find a power cord to double-click?
4 - Kill The Coming Evil, when it finally gets here, and be The Hero?
5 - Summon the land's analogue to Dark Charizard, and kill everyone who dares challenge you as you kill both of them?
6 - Wander around and level up?
7 - Go back to your own plane and hope the armor goes with you, because it looks really sweet?