## June 9th, 2008

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Do you ever get bored here (or online in general) and wish some tqc drama would start so you'd have something to entertain you?

### "I can't believe I just risked my life for a cell phone."

So yesterday a woman scaled a 90' waterfall with only her dog's leash for support in order to rescue my cell phone (which I had dropped while inspecting a pot of flowers, presumably indicating a previous tragedy). What is the most ridiculous/dangerous/unnecessarily kind thing you have ever done for a stranger, or had a stranger do for you?

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How might I go about finding a reputable Shih Tzu breeder in the New York/NJ/CT tri-state area? Any recommendations, or advice would be awesome.

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What are your thoughts on public masturbation?

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If you were buying a (starter) house, what would you consider your basic non-negotiables to be?

What would you not want in a house, aside from obvious construction flaws/bug infestations/etc.?

What would be some nice bonuses you'd like to see in a house? (hardwood floors, brick exterior, etc.)

Would you rather live in the best house in an okay neighborhood or the worst house in a nice neighborhood?

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What are your thoughts about Internet addiction?
• Current Mood
curious

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My cat is old, fat, and the best. But he's hurt. He has no injuries that I can see, but he can't move too much. Did he get hit by a car? Should I take him to the vet even if he's doing better in the morning? Do I hunt down the villain that did this to him?

### via the 'random journal' post

I can't decide if is real or not. Seriously? Could that be real? Will you hold my hand while I call Jerry Springer?

(I found it through the random journal link. Plz to not be trolling it, mostly because I don't want her to stop posting.)

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What do apartments run for where you live as far as rent goes?
Do you rent your place of occupancy? How many bedrooms/bathrooms and whats the rent cost?

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So...my piercing is infected and it's pretty gross. This little red bump next to the hole. if I apply tea tree oil all day tomorrow (every hour) will it go away quickly? I want to take the piercing out but I can't until the infection clears up.

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1. What's the last thing you splurged on for yourself?
2. What about the last thing you splurged on for another person?
3. Based on the short situation behind the cut, what should I tip my tattoo artist?

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### Choosing the matrix.

If you could press a button, snap your fingers, etc and produce the perfect SO who looked and behaved exactly like a real person, and was absolutely everything you've ever wanted, amazing in bed, capable of reproducing, blablabla, but you'd always know he wasn't real (let's say AI, or something like that), would you do it? Or would you want a real human being, even if that meant having something less than perfect (no human is..)?

Edit: Assume, by perfect, I do mean with opinions, standards, a personality, preferences, etc-- maybe even "the perfect flaws." (whatever flaws compliment your strong points or something like that) But, unnaturally perfect in the sense that wherever/however he/she is made, it is artificial and specifically intended for you.

### OBGYN fun fun.

1. Should I "groom" before I go to the OBGYN?
I have an appointment today, and I wonder if its polite or skanky to groom the nether region.
2. what do you guys think?

### (no subject)

Are you interesting?
Why or why not?

### Is It Just Me

Am I getting weaker or are twist top soda bottles getting harder and harder to open?  It seems once or twice a week I can't turn the cap and have to play damsel in distress to have a man do it for me.  Of course they won't admit it was very hard.  :-)

Anyone else notice this?

### Hey Ladiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies!

Ok, lady friends o' this journal! If you've ever been on the Nuvaring, I need all your XP experiance type stories! I'm especially interested in the so called "ease of insertion" as I have a small hoo hoo dilly. Oh, btw guys, RETROACTIVE SPOILER ALERT! <<< Hahaha, too late! So, uh, yeah! Get to typin' whilst I go molest check out my Roomba (affectionately already named Lucille Two). Adios!

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So, I'm packing up appliances and could have sworn I had a waffle iron but apparently it left with one of my old roommates.

TQC, do I like waffles enough to buy a new waffle iron? Do you have a waffle iron? What's the best topping for waffles?

Why am I even asking this when I clearly like pancakes more?

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I just found out my company has an "outing" in July, one of those employee morale boosting things. I'm rather shy and reserved at work and the thought of a day out with my coworkers makes me feel not so good, and awkward D:

How can I get over my silly fears of socializing with my co-workers? lol. (They're all 10+ years older than me which makes it harder)

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I'm bored, will you tell me a short anecdote?

do you want me to tell you one?

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What song or sound are you listening to right now?
Do you enjoy said song or sound?

What is your favorite picture of yourself? Post it, please.
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• Current Music
better man- pearl jam

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When people get upset or get annoyed with something they're not exactly forced to read/listen to/watch and then complain about it, do you sympathize with them or do you just find it ridiculous?

Personally, I can see situations where it'd be warranted, but other times, it just makes be wanna slap a person.

In retrospect, I suck at formulating questions, sorry

### any ideas?

Hello,  i just started a new job as a pool attendent at a counrty club yesterday, where i sit by a pool for 8 hours at a time.  The first few hours were sort of fun i played in the water, read and layed out but then i got super bored.  Got any ideas of what i should do during my shift when theres nothing to else to do work-wise?

### Tummy achin'.

TQC, why is my stomach upset? Who is it upset with?

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When you were young (say, 3 to 6 years old) what age seemed adult to you?

I remember thinking that 20 sounded absolutely grown up. Now I realize that is not necessarily the case.

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I recently bought a macbook, and I want to get µTorrent for it, but I have no idea how to.

....so... my question is... is there like, an equivalent program similar to it? if so, i would appreciate any help you can give me.

Thanks in advance ^_^

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so remember this morning i posted about my lazy sleeping boyfriend?

he is still sleeping! it's 2 pm.

how should i punish him for making me wake up at 7:30 to go to breakfast with him, when his ass can't even wake up? non-srs answers preferred.

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My dog is a really quick learner and I have a lot of time on my hands this summer.

What tricks should I teach my dog?

She already knows high five, jump, and down low (low five) along with the typical dog commands (sit, stay, lay, up, and we're working on speak but she's not much of a barker so it's harder). I tried teaching her "up high, down low, too slow" but she got too smart and refused to offer a high five after "down low" because she knew we'd take it away.

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When you were younger and in school did you make those fans by folding a piece of paper?

Did your teacher/s try and get you to stop by telling you that you'd be cooler by sitting still than by using the energy it takes to fan yourself with it, or was that just me?

Do you think there's any truth to that, or were they just trying stop kids from doing it for other reasons-what is that reason?

Yes they did, I'd like to think it wasn't just me/my school where teachers protested...not all of them mind you, it wasn't as if it was a school rule that you couldn't make a fan to cool yourself with but there were definitely one or two teachers that tried to make it stop. I don't really think there's much truth. Having spent 14 years in Southern CA I like to think I heat fairly well and various ways to deal with it. Not being really active is definitely a good idea but I do not believe that the slow motion most people make to fan themselves raises the body temperature that much, and the breeze it created was generally worth it. Staying still does not always work when it's hot your body is going to feel that temperature. I don't know WHY they didn't like it-maybe they just got annoyed with the steady movement.

### UV RAYS

When was the last time you were sunburnt?
How bad was it?

(I got pretty badly sunburnt about a week and a half ago and my legs just started peeling now---ew)

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How big a deal would it be if your family and friends found your lj and all your posts were public?

### Damnable References

How do you feel about organisations asking you for references?

Do you feel differently if they ask for references from specific kinds of people, or people you've known a certain amount of time, say?

Personally, I think it's really dumb and awkward. I've had lots of friends and employers I got on well with, but most of them are people I've lost contact with now, because they've moved or their companies have closed down, or something like that. Most of the people I've seen providing references have obtained them from relations with dissimilar names.

And... do you have any particularly good strategies for getting references from people you haven't spoken to in years? :)

### Call the whambulance

I'm home sick with a gnarly sinus infection and it hurts a lot. Each sneeze makes me want to never breath again in case that triggers another sneeze. What do you have to bitch about today?

In other news, what good books have you read lately?

ETA: Why the heck are all the daytime shows so dramatic and lame?
• Current Mood
sick

### avoiding work - would you rather

would you rather be unable to hold in your urine for more than 3 seconds once you got the urge to pee

or

be unable to stop vomitting for a full 24 hours once you started?

edit: these are both lifelong ailments. Any time you throw up, it's for 24 hours. Any time you have to pee, you only have 3 seconds to get your pants down.
• Current Mood
anxious

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1.) Years ago I read that something like <1% of women masturbate by humping pillows, stuffed animals, etc.   (It was worded more eloquently, I'm sure, but it's been awhile.)
So tell me, ladies of TQC, (and gentlemen, for that matter, I don't care), are you in that <1%?

2.) Gmail chat being a bitch for anyone else today?

3.) On a scale of 1-10, how much does it bother you when someone says something like "I got my hair did"?

1.) Yeah, I admit it, I am.  I started early 4 or 5, and had no reason to believe that wasn't "normal" until I read it in that book...
2.) It's been acting up for me all morning.
3.) 10...I want to punch them.

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Name one song that you can listen to over & over,
I need new music!

I'm bloated...

Are you bloated?

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I'm reading William Shatner's new book, Up Till Now. It's awesome. So, TQC, what are you reading right now?
• Current Mood
calm

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When hybrid electric vehicles that get 230MPG exist, and pure electric vehicles that run on 12 car batteries and charge with a wall plug exist, what is this nation's problem that such technology existsis available that can be coupled with nuclear power plants yet we're sitting around bickering over the bullshit that the two party-system spews while avoiding these things?

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do you personally know anyone who quit their corporate job, to open a small business doing something they loved? what kind of business do they have? have they been successful doing that?

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Are you/have you ever been a lifeguard? How hard was the training class?

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Inspired by this post...

Do you think you're a grown-up?  How old are you?

I'm 21 and while I know I'm mature for my age, I don't feel like anything close to a grown-up.

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Does anyone get the joke in this comic? (Comic is slightly NSFW)
EDIT: If you get it, could you explain it? I'm apparently a virgin.

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Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn?

You find a door that leads to a fantasy world. The very landscape of this place is so beyond your understanding that it is in constant flux, as far as you can tell, shifting and changing to the point that you end up with motion sickness and throw up something that was once your lunch, but turned into a bunch of flowers, then into a frog and hopped away before growing wings and ceased bumping its ass on lily pads.

As you make your way through the world, you are then approached by a well-dressed man who also happens to have four legs, and giant wings made of fire. He casually asks if you are new to the place, you say "Yes" and the two of you talk as he informs you of the goings-on in the world. Turns out you were summoned, indirectly, by the Lord of the Realm© to be his champion against a coming evil. Something that you, simply put, find absurd. You are given a suit of armor, and a sword "able to strike down God himself" and told to use them against the evil.

Shortly thereafter, a representative of The Coming Evil© approaches you, and offers you a rather lucrative deal if you go ahead and slaughter the Lord of the Realm©. Simply put: You will be the new Lord, and they will all have to kiss your heavily-armored and powerful ass until such a time that you decide that you should take off the armor and someone surely kills you.

Knowing this, do you:
1 - Attempt to summon Dark Charizard, but get a notice at the top of the screen saying that it doesn't work here?
2 - Kill The Lord of the Realm©, and become the new Lord, working with The Coming Evil©?
3 - Try to find a power cord to double-click?
4 - Kill The Coming Evil, when it finally gets here, and be The Hero?
5 - Summon the land's analogue to Dark Charizard, and kill everyone who dares challenge you as you kill both of them?
6 - Wander around and level up?
7 - Go back to your own plane and hope the armor goes with you, because it looks really sweet?

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How often do you think about exboyfriends/girlfriends?

What usually comes to mind when you do think about them?

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Ugh, I have a cold. What can I do to relieve my runny nose? headache? I have to study for my final tomorrow.

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what's your favourite brand of condom?

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1. Are leggings pants?

2. What song can you not stop listening to right now?

3. Approximately how much water do you consume on a daily basis?

4. Will you describe or post a picture of what you define as the closest thing to the "perfect body"?

5. If you could travel to any country in the world for ten days on an all-expenses-paid vacation, where would you go?
• Current Mood
inquisitive

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I have an envelope that I'm sending to my boyfriend containing the base for my old web cam which is now his. I already have stamps on it so I can't put anything heavy in there, but what else should i put in?

### for those who are inclined to believe in such...

what do you think heaven is like? looks, feelings, colors, etc.

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if you could bring alive 5 characters from any book, who would they be? which book are they from? why would you choose them; for friendship, love, advice, conversation, tea?

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In mathematical logic, a well-formed formula (often abbreviated WFF, pronounced "wiff" or "wuff") is a symbol or string of symbols (a formula) that is generated by the formal grammar of a formal language. To say that a string \ S is a WFF with respect to a given formal grammar \ G is equivalent to saying that \ S belongs to the language generated by \ G, i. e. S \in \boldsymbol{L}(G). A formal language can be identified with the set of its WFFs.

Given that above, would it be analogous to say that a context-free grammar's capability of digitally describing a grammatically correct sentence within a natural language would also imply that it's describing a well-formed sentence?

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I'm trying to think of a way to word this...

What gift could you buy for a kid that would annoy their parents the most?
(What gift for a child would be most annoying for their parents?)
Edit: I'm not asking so that I can buy something and annoy someone- I was just curious what the worst gift you could think of would be

I was eating lunch thinking of knock-knock jokes and realized if someone ever gave me a book of them as a kid, I would not stop until I had read every single joke to my mom or dad

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What are you craving right now?

How many times have you been salmoned?

Do you take criticism well?

Are you confrontational or non-confrontational? In what situations?

I would really like some naan or carne guisada with corn tortillas.

Okay, I've been salmoned 3 times in the past two days and before that I think one time.

I would say that sometimes I take criticism well, and sometimes I don't. When it comes to schoolwork, I take it well and I put it to good use, the same way with my artwork and my playing. When it comes to how I handle situations or my personality or how I view myself, I don't and it generally upsets me and I want to seclude myself from the world. I'm working on it, but it's still difficult sometimes.

I would say that I'm confrontational when I need to be, but I generally like to avoid confrontation.

### just a little thing to end the day on

As Allah·Sulu just loves to torture me with his, I'd like you to go through all your icons and then see which one is the ugliest/most traumatizing. Then, reply to this with that icon in your comment.

Think you've got one that fits this criteria?
• Current Mood
scared

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1.What is something that makes you laugh that some people may find inappropriate?

Watching people get hurt, but not REALLY hurt cracks me up. I don't know why.

### How many times have you read a single book?

Have you ever read a single book more than once and what is the highest number of times you've read the same book?

I only read one book twice and that was Howard Pyle's Robin Hood. Other than that I have to side with Seinfield that keeping books you've already read is silly.

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what's the shittiest thing that's happened to you in the last ten days?

my car is dying ugh and i want to commiserate about life's many miseries plz.

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Is anyone else out kinda afraid and nervous around large groups of people? And/or, have you ever been frightened at the prospect of moving to a large city where you know next to no one?

It's looking a bit likely that my husband may possibly get a job at Big Hoity-Toit University in Big Hoity-Toit Expensive city sometime soon, and it's giving me little panic attacks. How do I deal, TQC?

### Dear diary.....

Beside your LJ journal, do you also keep a journal in which you write in?

• Current Mood
curious

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What urban legends did you genuinely believe before someone debunked them for you?

### ugh parents

Theoretically (or not so theoretically), you have about a thousand dollars saved up and a steady (but part time) job. Due to financial issues, your parents basically force you to live at home for a year at least because you can't afford to live in college dorms. You have already lived in the dorms for a year, which allowed you to come and go as you pleased, stay up late, whatever.
Another wrench in the situation; you hated the college you were attending. You're planning to take a year off.
After you've been home for a month, your mother flips out on you about how you don't act like she owns your soul anymore and how she expects to be able to control you like you're a preteen now that you're back in the house. You clearly disagree.

Instead of returning to college, what do you do?

Some options:
Keep saving money, find a cheap apartment, move out asap?
Stay and deal with parental crap to save more money?
+/- Trade school/full time work?

Srs/nonsrs answers---all are welcome
• Current Mood
pissed off

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what's the craziest experience you've ever had while on drugs?

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I'm coming to the end of a very bad sore throat and cough.
With this in mind, if I  go to the gym tomorrow or will it make it worse or get rid of it quicker?
(By my estimations, if I let the cough run its course, with no gym intervention it will be gone by thursday)

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1. Have you used an electric massager for purposes other than sexual stimulation?

2. What did you use it for? How well did it work?

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Whats the best sloppy joes recipe out there? (and I don't mean when my boyfriend joe is sloppy ;) )

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can parakeets eat rice?
or will they explode?
like pigeons?

### graduation

what do i wear under my graduation gown? i'm a girl.

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What's your favorite non-serious insult?

Edit: Do you like my icon? It's new.

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Can you show me a photo of when you were 15/16/17/18? :D

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I'm sure this has been asked some time before, but why won't the maintainers of TQC let me join under a new username? :(

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1:  How was your day today?

2:  What was the most eventful thing that happened?

3:  What do you plan to watch on TV tonight?

### a bunch of questions about family, because I'm bored and curious...

1. How many first cousins do you have?

1a. What is the age range (youngest cousin-oldest cousin)?

2. Are you named after anybody in your family?  If yes, what is the name you share with them?

2a. If so, how do you feel about being named after this person/these people?  Proud?  Ashamed?  Indifferent?

3. Are there any names that traditionally get passed down in your family?  If so, what are they?

3a. If you plan to have children, do you plan to pass any of these names down to them?

3b. Are there any family names that you're glad did NOT get passed down to you?

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For those of you who are married: Do you ever take off your wedding ring?

My mom just told me once you're married its bad luck to ever take off the ring.

I would think too much water and dirt/etc would damage it if a person were to wear it 24/7, but thats just my naive opinion I suppose.
• Current Mood
bored

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I just agreed to have dinner with my ex-bf and his fiance (who i have never met). I haven't seen him since the day we broke up but we have talked regularly over the internet and occasionally on the phone so it's all friendly.

Have you ever done something like this? How did it go? Did you end up actually enjoying yourself?

Any general advice?
• Current Mood
anxious

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1- What did you get in the mail today?
2- Why did my library claim to have a lot of books I wanted in, but I couldn't find them anywhere? (I didn't order them ahead, just looked them up when there... they said they were 'available', rather than 'waiting to be shelved'... my library system has a lot of codes for crap.)
3- What's the last thing you thought was a sure thing, but it turned out to all be a LIE??

Mine:
1- A sample baby bottle... I love getting free stuff for baby. And the book from :P
2- I DUNNO. :( What the hell!
3- The books man. The books were all a lie. And it made me cry so many tears, let me tell you. :(

### Name game.

For those of you interested in your ancestry, what's the strangest name(s) you've come across in your family tree? How far back in your tree is it?

Syche Peppenger. Born about 1707. (Ninth Generation)
Geertje Gulick "Charity Gitty" Born 24 Jan, 1748. (Eigth Generation)

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this is not meant to start any kind of drama, but i was having a discussion with a few friends recently, and we're all biased on the question. so, i ask you, TQC, do you think that homosexuality is genetic? is it something that is learned? does it happen because of a bad (or good, i guess) experience in your past? is it a combination of a few of them?

i really just want some opinions of an unbiased group of strangers.

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I am looking into buying a motorcycle for this summer and was wondering if...
a)you have ever riden a 125 CBR? What was it like? Too beginner for a beginner?
b)Will my insurance be cheaper instead of going ahead with a 500 or 600 cc bike as my first bike?
c)any tips for first time biking?
c)tell me your riding stories good or bad   :D

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Do you need to show your airline tickets to get a visa? I want a visa for China, but it says that I need to show them my tickets with my application. Anyone know a way around this, because I haven't bought my ticket yet. http://www.china-embassy.org/eng/hzqz/zgqz/t84246.htm for more info.

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Whose villainous voice is the most badass?

My favorite is Megatron, obviously.

### teary days :(

1. What is the last thing that made you cry?
TV, haha.

2. What is the last movie that made you cry? The last TV show?
Sex and the City; Doctor Who

3. How do you hold back tears when it's inappropriate?
I wish I knew :( when I want to cry and can't I end up with a nasty headache and I have to give in and cry anyway :(

### Parents

What style of clothing does your mom wear? Your dad?
What style of clothes do you wear?

Where are each of your parents in respect to their siblings? (Oldest, youngest, middle, only child...)
How is your parents relationship with each other?

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How often do you clean your bathroom?

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What do you put on your ice cream sundaes, TQC?

Right now my favourite combination is vanilla ice cream, oreo crumbs (the kind from the box, so its really fine, not like big chunks), and Rice Krispies. Rice krispies are my favourite ice cream topping, and strongly encourage you all to try it. This is a topic I'm very passionate about!

Also today I made cookies and crumbled a cookie onto it to. I'm so healthy! When was the last time you made cookies?
• Current Mood
okay

### predictibly, i just got netflix

so, tqc.. what movies are in your netflix queue?
edit! okay, too broad of a question. will you name a few movies/tv shows in your netflix queue that you're really looking forward to seeing?

anyone want to recommend your favorite foreign films?

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Where do you usually meet new friends and under what circumstances?

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How can I empty out a bowl from my bubbler without spilling the water?

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I have some left over apple blueberry crisp with coffee and white chocolate icing.
Who wants some?

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What's your favorite word?

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Let's say you get your neighbor's mail in your mailbox.
Do you hand deliver it to them or do you put it back in their mailbox for them to get the next day?

Butter or margarine?

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I just found my Nintendo DS (the original one). The touchscreen has been refusing to calibrate for ages, so following some online advice I took the battery out. Now when I turn it on both screens are just white, or it works but completely out of calibration.
Is there any way to fix it or have I killed it?

If you have step-siblings, how long have they been in your life?
How often do you see them/how well do you know them?

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How long have you be a part of TQC and where did you find out about it?

Are there certain questions you will not answer here?

Will you show me a picture of an ugly animal?

### help

My computer monitor recently decided to show discoloration in about half the screen. I can still read and see things, but it's difficult. I have no idea what caused it, or how to fix it. I was wondering if anyone here had an idea. I can't really afford a new monitor right now, and I'm not even sure the monitor is the problem.

Let me know if you any ideas. Thanks soooooo much!!

### Sax Names

I bought this sax (an alto Selmer Reference 54) 2 years ago and have yet to come up with a name for her. Suggestions? (Girl names only as she's too pretty to be a boy.)

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ETA: Clip is up now: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KW4hwz3w8Qw

:)

### (no subject)

Are boners funny?

Are songs about boners funny?

Is this song (web page with video embedded) funny?

The video's NSFW, I think.

edit: Will you tell me about your first experience with a boner? Yours or someone else's, doesn't matter.

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What would be the best animal to get superpowers from?

### WTF

does anyone else know that WTF Inc. has just been made 18+?
fuck......

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Anyone ever have a friend who is into you, but you aren't into them, so they try to ignore it, but it never goes away?
Does it ever cause problems?
Anyone like these? http://www.taquitos.net/cheese_puffs/PiratesBooty I seriously think I'm addicted to them.
What is the weirdest taste you've ever had? Apparently, there's these new Doritoes that taste like a combination of Fruit Loops and lime. I am not kidding you.

### Tricky boy question, possibly tl;dr

Scenario:

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Should I completely forget about him? If he presses the issue again, should I stand my ground and explain that I don't think we should see each other again? Am I being a baby about this? It's kind of a "three strikes you're out" situation for me, but part of me wants to give in. But I don't want to seem like a doormat that will wait around for a guy to be good and ready for me, you know?

### time machine

do you think it's possible for humans to travel through time? do you think it'll ever happen?

it seems to me like we would have had visitors from the future by now if it was possible, but you never know, maybe there are rules we don't know about.

do you think if you went back and time and killed one of your ancestors, you'd still be born?

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Does anyone else hate brushing their teeth after dinner?
What's a good platonic (and maybe more) hang out idea?

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I sent out thank you cards for my graduation and baby shower gifts over the weekend. I'm 99.999999% sure I sent my crazy grandmother an empty envelope. Since she's crazy, this could end badly.

What should I do, TQC?
• Current Mood
worried

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Are you good at small talk? Do you have any good conversation starters?

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If you were going to  be moving to a different city, but still working for the same company, would you give your boss a written 2-week notice?

If it makes any difference, it's a small company-- just the owner, 2 other guys and myself.  We've been discussing my departure since February, so it's no surprise.  I'll still be working for him, just from my home a few hours away.

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For all the homo or hetero sexuals: Would you date/be in a relationship with a bisexual person of your preferred gender? If not, why not?

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Poll #1202482 For those of you who are organ donors...

You have a really bad allergic reaction to something, and are rushed to the hospital. During a particularly bad conniption, your heart stops for 5 seconds, and then, you're revived. You're past the seizures and are wheeled to a bed for rest. Suddenly, the curtains are pulled aside, and a few medics are there, brandishing saws. "We heard your heart stopped. You were technically dead. We've come for your organs. All of them. If you'll please put your hands through the restraints, we'll get this done and leave you to your jello". What do you do?

Well....technically, they're right. Hahaha. You got me on that one. All ready for the incisions, doctors
1(1.4%)
I defend my organs with a crutch, the tv remote, and anything else I can get my hands on. MINE, BITCHES!
44(63.8%)
Make a compromise. Give up a kidney and a 5" layer of skin, but I get to keep the rest
3(4.3%)
Offer them oral pleasures in exchange for my organ integrity
8(11.6%)
"You want my organs? Ok. But you should know I've been subsisting on Twinkies, McDonalds and spoonfuls of pure lard. If you think anyone would want them, go ahead"
8