||[Jun. 5th, 2008|10:21 pm]
The Question Club
Following various battles in an attempt to regain the honor your sister lost after she decided the best course of action would be to have sex with her math teacher in the broom closet that is notorious for closing improperly, you find yourself in the depths of Hell for some reason, attempting to do battle with Satan in what can only be described as "anti-climactic". While you are there, listening to Samael engage in what has to be the longest monologue about the futility of mankind you've heard since you last sat in on a collection of nihilists, he informs you of the stipulations of the battle (because The Devil is a man of noble protocol if he is anything).|
He has taken your Dark Charizard from you, saying "I'm pretty sure this was mine to begin with." and robbed you of any nearby power cords. Of course, he isn't aware that you recently engaged in various forms of breeding, and managed to keep a clone of Dark Charizard for just such an occasion (let no one say you aren't paranoid).
But you are battling Satan now. He is armored to his pointy...pointer...things with...armor (I'm shocked too) and charges at you with a sword made of fire.
1- Call forth your duplicate Dark Charizard, and crush The Devil Who Is Satan?
2- Engage him in honorable battle, defeating him with a sword given to you by your sister for such an occasion?
3- Hello? Giant block of fucking ice?
4- Find a nearby power cord that leads to the lighting, and double-click it?
5- Remember that you are, in fact, Sub-Zero, and ninja freeze him?
6- Engage in a battle of words, and defeat him with poetry and metaphor?
7- Side with him, only to usurp his throne?